Chapter 359: Amitabha, only 2 荤 1 prime (3
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The Fine Food Broadcaster
- 黑色花灯
- 1788 characters
- 2021-02-26 06:49:56
Ye Fei really didn't dare to talk with these three guys anymore. He was afraid that the more he would slap, the more he would break down, especially Master Hui Neng. Don't look at it as a monk, but whether it is Ye Fei, or Ye Bao or Brother Bao, you They all wanted to add the word "flower" in front of the goods. This girl is nothing like a traditional monk.
"Everyone, it's time for the live broadcast. We don't talk too much nonsense. The broadcast starts."
Ye Fei turned on the computer and entered the live broadcast room.
At this point, there were a lot of people in the live broadcast room. He first looked at the number of people online, 427,559 people!
This is another terrifying record.
The live broadcast has not yet started, and more than 4 million people are already waiting. What is this concept?
Also as a anchor, Brother Baozhuang came over the moment Ye Fei turned on the computer. This article saw Ye Fei's live broadcast room had more than 4 million people at the beginning, and it was a swear word.
"Well, should you be so exaggerated?"
I also came to look at it and said, "Is it just over 4 million people?"
So Brother Baozuan wanted to fight with Xi, your sister, could you please use a talent?
More than 4 million people, brother, can you imagine what kind of scene this is? You need to know that there are more than one hundred people, all kinds of people, ten thousand people, there are no boundaries, not to mention more than four million people. If you gather these four million people together, you will be dizzy when you look at it. Do you believe it? ?
Master Hui Neng also glanced at Ye Fei's online population, then this girl took out a small book from the bag she was carrying, opened it, and looked at it.
Several people wondered what the goods were doing, and quickly rushed past.
As a result, they almost fainted when they saw what was written on this small book.
Bian: "........."
"Worri, monk, you book .... Have you recorded the total number of people online every time?"
Master Hui Neng folded her hands and said, "The poor monk is just doing an experiment to see if Ye Shen can create a record every day. Now it looks like this."
Everyone: "........."
"Master, I will give you another kneel. I thought I was Ye Shen's iron powder. I never thought you were the real iron powder."
Huineng laughed and said, "I've won awards and awards. When I read the scriptures, I do it occasionally and occasionally."
Brother Baozuan is completely out of temper. As a anchor, what kind of fan has he never seen? But he can swear that it is the first time that iron powders like Master Huineng and He have met, which is too exaggerated.
One participated in Ye Fei ’s live broadcast, squatted and waited for twelve hours at the door, and one actually recorded the number of online audiences at each time of Ye Fei's live broadcast. This is the real thing. Iron powder, no, this Nima is stainless steel powder!
Why don't you have such an iron fan?
He suddenly envied Ye Fei.
Ye Fei was also laughed at by Master Hui Neng, and said, "Thank you for your support."
Huineng laughed.
Ye Fei only opened the camera at this time. The moment he opened the camera, the live broadcast room was lively.
"Wipe, Ye Shen, you are not on time today. How long are you looking? One minute!"
"I depend, I was really scared enough. At twelve ten, I saw Ye Shen's video has not been opened yet. With my heart, I just smashed it and hit the liver directly. "
"Fuck, Ye Shen is so naughty today. You are testing our heart's ability."
"Oops, Ye Shen, can you stop playing like this in the future?"
"Hemp egg, I thought my computer was broken. I was smashed into several punches. It turned out that Ye Shen didn't open the video and it exploded."
Ye Fei smiled apologetically: "Everyone, I'm so sorry. I've been waiting a long time for you to wait a long time. Now we will start today's live broadcast, which is still the old rule. Before the live broadcast, we will introduce some of our live guests today. Different from the past, there are three live guests today. Okay, now let's invite the first one. "
As soon as everyone heard about introducing guests, one by one was excited.
"Introduction. Intro. Who is the first?"
"I don't like Brother Baozui. I used to be with DD before. I have seen this guy's show. There is nothing new except to eat or eat."
"I don't want to see Brother Baozui either. The long magpie is feminine. If he didn't eat too much, I really doubt he is a girl."
"Well ~~ Would you like this? Brother Baozhang is actually good."
"Still looking forward to it, as the earliest fans of Ye Shen, it is really not easy. It took so long to mix up a guest quota."
"Haha, I want to see Hui Neng. I have never seen a monk watching a live broadcast. I want to see what a superb monk this is."
Ye Fei turned his head and looked at the three, and laughed: "Three, who will come first?"
Brother Baozhuang hurriedly retreated. He just saw the news from the audience in Ye Fei's live broadcast room. The goods just want to vomit blood. Why is Lao Zi a girl? Do n’t like me, do n’t like me, do you still watch my show?
Master Hui Neng made a gesture toward You, saying, "You, please, please."
He grinned, and said, "I'll do it first. Although I'm ugly, I'm gentle."
Ye Fei gave way, and I sat directly in front of the video, grinning and grinning at the video.
Everyone in the live broadcast room saw Ye Fei give way, and knew that the guests were about to come out, all of them were staring intently.
But staring, Leng Buding noticed that a toucan appeared in Ye Fei's video, and this time did not scare a lot of people.
"Fuck, what the is this?"
"I wipe, so big mouth."
"Here ... Hippo?"
"Hippo, your sister, this is .... Brother?"
Finally someone saw the person in front of the video and asked tentatively.
When I saw someone saying that he was a hippopotamus, he didn't care. He knew that his mouth was really big. He said, "Everyone, I'm a puppet, not a hippopotamus. I'm very happy to be a live guest of Ye Shen and join Ye Shen for everyone Do a live food broadcast. "
Many of them started to smile.
"Well, it's okay, mainly because you just appeared too suddenly. We have no mental preparation."
"Yeah, now it looks like Brother Xiong really recognizes."
"Yeah yeah, very personal."
"Brother Xi, I can see you in Lushan fortunately."
Just as everyone was talking, suddenly a fan named Ai Jinis made a series of frightened expressions, and then said: "Big mouth? Are you big mouth?"
I didn't expect anyone to know who he was, and laughed, "Haha, this name hasn't been called for a long time."
The audience was also curious, so I was so embarrassed, how did it become a big mouth?
"Brother, what's going on?"
"Do you know Brother Xi?"
Keenis said, "Everyone, if I haven't mistaken, my brother's real name should be different. In the past, you might like different things and things you care about, so you are not familiar with my brother. People, before watching Ye Shen ’s program, I like some extreme things. To put it plainly, I like the best in the world, so I subscribed to the monthly magazine of Kinis. In a monthly issue, I seem to have met my brother, I I remember that the title that introduced Brother Xi at the time seemed to be the best in the world-the mouth of the swallowing mountains and rivers! Isn't it? Brother Xi. "
饕餮 Haha laughed, and with this laugh, his mouth was bigger.
"Yes, that was indeed me, but that was a long time ago. Now this title has been taken away by an Indian."
Seeing the conversation between the two, everyone was dumbfounded.
"I rub it, is it really fake? Brother Xi has even taken the record of Kinis?"
"I am a god, my brother ... this is a celebrity in the world."
"Hahaha, I didn't expect to have such a benefit with a big mouth."
"Of course it's good to have a big mouth.
I didn't say anything to the crowd, simply made a face, and then gave way.
Master Hui Neng wanted to introduce Brother Bao Diamond first, but when he looked back, Brother Bao Diamond was actually five meters away, so he sat in front of the video.
He just sat in front of the video, and the whole live broadcast room was fried.
"噗 ~~~ bald?"
"Is this man Master Huineng?"
"Fart talk ~ EbookFREE.me ~ In addition to him, who are the three guests of Ye Shen who are monks?"
"Look, this head is so bright."
"So round."
"It turned out that the round-head shaved head was really nice."
Hui Neng smiled and clasped her hands together: "Amitabha, the donors, the poor monk Hui Neng, became a monk at Qingyun Temple in Qingyun Mountain, and there are those who wish to go to Qingyun Temple to make incense and wish to enjoy 20% discount."
Everyone: "........."
"Hahaha, my aunt, this monk ... This monk is so good."
"Emma, laugh to death, Hui Neng, are you sure you are not a fake monk?"
"Oh, this monk came here to advertise here? Aren't you afraid of the blame of the Buddha?"
"Monk, it is wrong for monks to love money so much."
Hui Neng shook his head and said, "My Buddha Rulai once said that monks do n’t love money, and the more the better, the Buddha is still so, let alone the little monk who practiced in this mundane world. Moreover, all the money I make is also used for my Buddha. The plastic is on the body, and the Buddha will not blame him. "
The head of this goods is the word, and the way it looks, really makes everyone wonder what to say.
Hui Neng introduced himself briefly, then gave way. Brother Bao Zhuang said nothing at first, but later he was dragged by Master Hui Neng and pressed directly in front of the video.
Baozhuang is depressed, but the matter has reached this level, he can only say hello to the crowd, and then flash people.
After seeing the introduction of all three people, Ye Feidao: "Dear friends, all three guests have also met, then our live broadcast officially started now, since Master Huineng is here today, then we will make a few vegetarian dishes ..."
In the end, Ye Fei's words were not finished, so he listened to Master Huineng's song of the Buddha and said, "Amitabha Buddha, Ye Shen, you can do both."
Ye Fei: "........."