Chapter 218: Carry my machete, I'm going to chop him!

People can't do too much sometimes.
For example, Lin Yi is now in trouble.
So Lin Yi had to resort to the all-round QQ group.
The 2009 rookie chat group.
Lin Yi: "Almighty group friends, I encountered a very troublesome thing. Three girls asked me to teach them to play basketball at the same time, and they were all scheduled for tomorrow. What should I do?"
Curry: "..."
Flynn: "..."
Harden: "..."
DeRozan: "..."
Lin Yi: "It's not a pretty girl either. One is Scarlett Johnson, the other is Taylor Swift, and the other is a girl who has not graduated from a film school."
Wangtian, Big Devil, won't your conscience hurt?
Lin Yi felt that Harden might be more experienced with her sister. When everyone saw her, she didn't reply to herself. Lin Yi hurriedly talked about Harden privately.
You have been hacked!
Lying down!
You're in circles, Harden dared to black me out than you?
Lin Yi took out the phone and was ready to talk to Harden.
"Hey! James, why did you pull me black?" Lin Yi asked.
"Ah? Who are you? James Harden went out to play and forgot to bring his mobile phone. I'm his brother James Lantern. If anything happens, I can tell you." James Harden said, holding his nose.
Lin Yi: "..."
Lantern peat!
Do you think you can't hear me holding your nose?
Lin Yi glanced at the schedule, winter melon skin, watermelon skin, and you want Harden skin, the next time you thunder will fly to New York, wait until I see you, I will not strangle you.
Lin Yi felt that it was necessary to discuss with the old German, and let the Knicks defensive veteran Wilson Chandler to educate the bearded man.
But then again ... what the to do?
...
The next day.
Today is the Knicks' offseason. Elizabeth Olsen was the earliest because she had been to Lin Yi several times and knew the route. About fifteen minutes later, Scarlett Johnson and Taylor Swift also came.
"Well, Lin, you'll enjoy it, yes, it seems that I can come to your holiday in the summer." Taylor Swift was wearing a Knicks jersey that Lin Yi gave her, but in the winter, may I ask Is it appropriate for you to show your thighs like this?
And what the is coming to me on vacation! Can you buy me a few luxury homes in New York?
The scariest thing is Scarlett Johansson. The letters on the Knicks uniform have been fully inflated. Lin Yi has never felt that the chest letters on the Knicks uniform are so large ...
Suddenly, Elizabeth Olson felt that she had suffered too much. It was too fierce. It was so fierce!
Zhong Muchen, who was planning to come to Lin Yihui to report the good news today, was dumbfounded as soon as he came to the villa.
"Uh ... I'm sorry, bother!" Xiao Zhong slipped decisively, and the employer had something.
Inside the villa.
"What do you want to learn ..." Lin Yi asked curiously.
Taylor Swift raised his long legs, and Lin Yi died of excessive nosebleeds.
"I want to learn one-on-one, Lin, how can you teach me one-on-one?" Taylor Swift said, damn, originally I wanted Lin Yi to write songs with myself, but now in this atmosphere, how to write songs what……
Scarlett Johnson jumped up, and the chest letters on the Knicks uniform she wore immediately came alive, one after another, continuous, Lin Yi was suffering from excessive nosebleeds and died.
"Lin, can you teach me how to lay and shoot?" Scarlett Johnson said.
Elizabeth Olsen blinked a pair of beautiful eyes, "I, I can pick up the ball!"
So happy basketball teaching began.
...
Just as Lin Yi and the three girls were having fun, a paparazzi reporter named Bill George finally felt his spring was here.
Not easy for peat!
From summer to winter, Bill George will be waiting near Lin Yi's villa every day in order to take the gossip photo of this knicks star.
In fact, there were still a lot of reporters with Bill George at the beginning, about 20 people, but whenever they thought that they could take useful photos ...
All they saw was Lin Yi practicing boringly in the basketball court of his villa day after day.
Is there anything wrong!
Brother, you are an NBA star!
Can't you write some news for lace?
What's most frustrating for this group of reporters is that whenever they stay drowsy late at night, there will always be whimpers and whimpers to wake them up.
At first, they thought it was Lin Yi who brought the young model home to fight, but when they set up a long vacation and a short cannon to prepare for a sneak shot ... Damn, Lin Yi started shooting training again.
Brother, do you get up at four in the morning?
And still playing basketball?
So Bill George had fewer and fewer comrades in arms, and in the end, he was left alone.
Bill George is a stubborn man. He vowed to make money from Lin Yi, so even if he is the only one left, even if the wind is blowing, even if his jeans have not been washed for more than two months, even his An odor had already developed on his body, and he persisted beside Lin Yi's villa.
Reward for God!
Sure enough it is a famous saying!
Bill George burst into tears. "Oh, everyone said that Lin is still single. These NBA players are single, which means that they have been left alone. Have I been caught this time?"
Bill George switched to a telephoto lens and started shooting.
Lying down!
Isn't that Scarlett Johnson?
On such a cold day, she wore a Knicks uniform?
Bill George took an incredible picture: Scarlett Johnson was holding a basketball, and Lin Yi held her, fulfilling her dream of a dunk.
"Asshole! Too shameless! Too shameless!" Bill George scolded fiercely.
and many more!
What, isn't that Taylor Swift?
Lying down!
Tyler in the winter ... with long legs?
Bill George took another incredible photo: Lin Yi was holding Taylor Swift from behind ...
You also said that the two of you are not lovers?
Bill George suddenly remembered the recent breakup of "Moldy Mildew", which was initiated by Swift himself ...
Bill George suddenly felt bad for Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriend.
"It's so sad, so shameless," Bill George said.
Eh?
Who is that?
My aunt, isn't that the little girl from Olson's house?
Bill George feels that he must send these photos, Lin Yi, this bastard!
Too beast!
Too sad!
...
"New York is awesome! I have to say that the Russian city is a bit small." After the Oklahoma City Thunder arrived at the hotel, Westbrook couldn't help but talk.
Durant nodded, but although New York is good, Durant's mind is on tomorrow's game.
This is the second time the Knicks and Thunder have played this season. Durant must prove that he is better than Lin Yi.
So he told his teammates early that he was going to shoot wildly and score points in this game.
Teammates only want to make a pilgrimage to Madison Square Garden when Durant, after all, many NBA stars here will inexplicably erupt.
Just when Durant was about to reject Westbrook's offer to go shopping ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Harden, who had already been out for a long time, came back with a newspaper in his hand and walked towards the two.
"Big news! Big news! Lin, a beast, even dared to say that he is single and see that I will not kill him tomorrow." Harden said indignantly.
Durant took the newspaper.
Then, Durant sneered, and it seemed that the Knicks' jersey could not resolve the hatred of his heart, "James, do you know how can there be a machete in New York? The best is 40 meters long."
Harden: "???"
"What's wrong?" Westbrook also took over the newspaper. After turning to the second page, Westbrook was not calm. "I think two machetes may be needed."
I saw in this "Roadside" newspaper, the cover photo was a slam dunk by Lin Yi holding Scarlett Johnson, and a series of small pictures of Lin Yi and Scarlett Johnson hugging.
In the second edition, it is a series of intimate photos of Lin Yi and Taylor Swift.
The third edition was with Elizabeth Olsen.
For a time, Lin Yi got angry again.
No one believed his rhetoric during the interview.
"I'm really just teaching them to play basketball." Lin Yi told reporters seriously.
Hehe, I'm afraid I'm playing the other two basketballs?
"As for those cuddles, I'm teaching them the correct shooting posture!" Lin Yi told reporters seriously.
Hehe, I'm afraid it's the correct posture on the bed?
"Really, I'm a good person, you have to believe me." Lin Yi was innocent.
Oh, the NBA is a good guy!
One stone provoked millennials, at this time Lin Yi did not know that a bigger crisis had come.
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PS: Fourth more! The fifth one is coming soon!
PS2: There are not many daily parts of this book. Big brothers ask for monthly tickets and subscriptions!