Vol 2 Chapter 48: Choosing a day is worse than hitting a day

The eleventh special field platoon. Chapter 48. Choosing the day is worse than hitting the courtyard. Although the style is simple, the environment is elegant and the legacy of the ancients is quite impressive. No one has lived for too long. No one has lived. The ash in the room has accumulated a thick layer of rain. The courtyard of the map is covered with weeds ...
The people who pushed the door into the house almost thought they had entered a haunted house.
Fortunately, there is an automatic cleaning worker in the team. Lele is more efficient than any technological product, but just walks around in the yard of the house and cleans when it is standing.
Although the bed house is still old and decayed, it is inevitable for the special forces who are already adaptable and extremely exhausted to enjoy it. It is at least better to clean the house or sleep in the wild.
So no one is not praising the Lele ability when sleeping that night. It is convenient and easy to use.
It's a pity that they only enjoyed this night when they slept that night, and they didn't think so at all the next day.
The next morning, Du Guhong got up early in the morning when the field players were still sleeping soundly and started to hustle and bustle. He waited until a group of people woke up sleepily and saw that the yard was so big. Before we cleaned, weed-like appearance was messy.
A closer look at what is really there are firecrackers, colored silk, red paper, nail boards, sledgehammers, slate, wooden piles, jars of kerosene, several porcelain bowls, gongs and drums, suona, piles of bricks, and a plate of red. Tasseled flying swords have a variety of weapons including Qi Mei stick, Yan Ling knife, Long Quan sword, wax gun ...
There is even a glittering signboard with four large letters on it-"Dongfang Wuguan", a small line of characters on the line deliberately indicating:.
In addition, there are piles of clothes on the side. It seems that all the things that were called practice clothes hundreds of years ago are old and can only be seen in movies and TV games. In addition to the museum is basically extinct. Where did Hong get it from?
Seeing the people waking up one by one, their attention was gradually attracted by the pile of things in the courtyard. Du Guhong warmly greeted them: "Come and put on clothes and try to see if they do n’t fit."
"This is ... used to wear it?" The whole person opened their mouths as many times as they thought that Du Guhong wanted them to help send this pile of garbage out, but they didn't expect it to be the answer.
"Yeah." Du Guhong nodded innocently. "According to the original plan, today should have been a clean-up. The house was cleaned up a little bit. Then I didn't expect that the work was done by Lele last night. I was thinking about choosing the day. It ’s better to hit the sun and our martial arts museum will open today! "
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"Look at me? What did you guys sleep on the grass last night without me? A group of ungrateful guys!" Lele cursed and turned away all complaining sights.
It ’s common for people to wonder if they should have clothes that existed in this era. Someone also tried to raise an objection. The result was knocked out by Du Guhong: "Do you know how much a cruise ship berth costs per day? Do you know how to rent this?" How much does the house cost? "
You have to take short hands and eat short mouths. What's more, people have been tricked into a thief ship and it makes sense to resist?
One person was reluctant to put on clothes. They laughed at each other in fifty steps and laughed at each other. After listening to Du Guhong's next words, no one could laugh. It turned out that changing clothes was only the beginning of their suffering. !
What Du Guhong said is this: "Comrades! Everyone should know that Kung Fu is a unique skill of China. It is a long-established quintessence! And as a special place to inherit and promote this skill, Wu Guan can also be traced back to thousands. Years ago has a long history and excellent traditions! "
"So at the opening ceremony for a while, I hope everyone will actively sign up for the traditional performance of the opening of the martial arts hall."
What are these traditional programs?
Broken big stones in the chest, free brick splitting, iron head broken bricks, hard Qigong broken stick, finger twisted hard porcelain, blindfolded flying knife, fire breathing, routine training ...
It's not that these games are so difficult and so technical. It's really that these performances are too weak. With the current strength of the field team, it's just like playing with children.
When I was a child, I played with a family and found it very fun. I have grown into an adult and then do the children's activities. This will make people feel a little bit upside down ...
What's more, the "classic" of these performance advantages is basically the essential program that walks the rivers and lakes to play the trick-style show. The good ones are called the traditional ones. The bad ones are the typical tricks.
Since I knew where to do this kind of thing, there would still be people who were willing to fall into the trap, and I didn't expect them to actively distribute the performances one by one.
"Comrades! Brothers! There is always a reason to be able to become a traditional thing. Although we may not know what the reason is, as long as we follow the steps step by step, we will naturally receive effects."
"Belly, grasshopper, both of you have broken stones on your chest ... isn't it right, big belly? You lie on the nail plate so that you are shocking! Lin Ling, darts, you two blindfolded flying knife ... of course you are the target. Can a knife be eye-catching! Camouflage you shaving brick shaman you twisting hard porcelain ... "
As the work was distributed in the same way, the people who were ordered were frivolous, but the smiles were not, but they soon couldn't laugh because Du Guhong arranged a reserved track for all the people who were idle-drumming and drumming.
"No? Wouldn't it be possible to learn? It's not good to learn? It doesn't matter if you don't study well. You really think these foreigners will understand what our Chinese classical music is. What's more, you owe me anyway, if the martial arts is opened, it will be a laughing stock If you do n’t make any money in the future, you still have time to work and return my money when I am young! "
"Xxxxxx ..."
"Oh, all the performance shows come over and teach you a few French. Everyone must say it before remembering to play it, then use the notebook to record it and record it with a watch." Talking French.
For field teams who have just learned French for a few days, this sentence is too difficult. At first, they thought it was something similar to the opening speech of the performance until they gradually mastered French and translated these sentences one after another. Shy and angry.
That paragraph translates like this-
"I was the same as you two months ago. You will be the same as me two months later. Give Dongfang a chance and give yourself a chance. For details, please consult the mysterious China Kung Fu Pavilion at Dongfang Wuguan ..."
A group of people, dressed in antique clothes and decorated by Du Guhong's coercion, finished decorating the door of the house and put all the various props one by one. After trying the sound of the horn Suona, I went out without knowing the sky ...
"Cracking!" The sound of firecrackers shook the gongs and drums in the northwest corner of Tamatave Port.
It's just that in the first half hour, there was no figure in front of the martial arts hall.
Everyone understands why-the sound of firecrackers is too much like a gun, even if the people of Iver are used to the collapse of Taishan without discoloration, but clearly know that the mountain is collapsing and have to rush over and be crushed, it is a problem in the head.
Without people watching nature, there is no need to perform the field team. The voices of all people have never been so neat-just let the loneliness continue.
It's a pity God always likes to joke with people. After half an hour, the crowd in threes and twos started to come over and the firecrackers sounded for too long. Everyone knew it wasn't a gun. UU reading book www.uukanshu.com
A curious person patrolled the street and probed at the end of the street and noticed that there was no danger. He gradually gathered courage and came to the performance venue in front of the martial arts hall. Although he was still wondering what this group was doing, it was a behavior similar to street performance. There is no doubt about art.
The crowd gradually gathered together. After a while, the commotion from all sides was standing in droves, standing in the direction of the surroundings, overshadowing the sound of firecrackers and gongs.
Many of them deliberately ran home and brought in idlers to watch the show together.
It has to be said that tradition is where there is a place where it becomes a tradition. Such a circus circus is opened. Although it is around a strange country such as Iville, it is full of customs and strange people. The effect of strange people is also surprising. Good.
"Everyone from north to south, yellow, white, black, uncle, aunt, elder brother, sister-in-law, brothers and sisters, the first time you arrived in Guibaodi, you are not familiar with life here, and you are here to show ugliness today. I hope you all have money to hold money 'S personal profile ... "
The opening ceremony of the Oriental Martial Arts Hall in Duguhong, which is fluent and weird in French, officially began!