Chapter 349: : [Happiness is fixed]

The happiness in the world must have a fixed value.
When people like Denzel and LeBron James are unhappy, then naturally someone is very happy.
"I have emphasized again and again that we have no problem entering the playoffs. And, I am not surprised that Bruce completed the fatal lore in two consecutive games. He is a natural killer."
"What? Best rookie? Hey, dude, are you sure you are teasing me? Do you think there is someone better than Bruce to be the best rookie?"
"I do n’t care about Bruce ’s personal affairs, but if Kim Kardashian is willing to invite me to dinner, I do n’t recommend telling Bruce all her contact information. As long as they do n’t affect the team ’s curfew, I ’ll ignore adult love or talk One-off love. "
Once Isaiah Thomas was happy, there was no door on his mouth.
Even when the reporter asked him how to evaluate Bruce ’s girlfriends, he was still there to comment: "If I were a poor boy, I would certainly choose Paris Hilton. But obviously, our little fox is not short of money. If I I ’m a bad boy, I ’d like Lindsay Lohan, but as everyone knows, Bruce is of good character. If I ’m a pure brother, I would choose Sweetheart Princess Hilary Duff. But ... you think Bruce is in a place like nba, Will it be a pure brother? Oh, and Anne Hathaway, which I personally admire the most, yeah, as you all know, she is very nice and sexy, except I ca n’t understand why she cut her long hair for the new show , At least 30% of happiness is lost for men. "
"If you want me to choose, of course I prefer Sister Olson. Men, always need a career partner + s."
The more Isaiah Thomas said, the worse.
The press officer couldn't stand it anymore and quickly dragged him away.
The Knicks ’public relations department did n’t want to wipe Thomas ’s ass. Every day, he was already annoyed by the little fox ’s gossip girlfriends. If the head coach mixed in again, it would be a mess.
The Knicks ’press officers did not want to quickly move from various social news legal news pages to the lace news page for in-depth warfare.
It's like ... Cavaliers coach McBrown said in a very helpless tone at the post-match press conference: "I really don't know how to describe the game tonight, I don't even know how the team lost. I only remember Bruce Lee seemed like Michael Jordan reappearing in the end, finishing a free throw line first, then came a shot of the Jazz. We did n’t make many mistakes tonight, but you know ... basketball is round, everything is there It may happen. "
Then, a reporter in New York quickly asked him: "Now the Knicks are still ranked seventh in the east, according to the Cavaliers' second east ranking. Do you want to meet the Knicks in the first round of the playoffs?"
"Uh ..." McBrown hesitated for a long time, but he couldn't say a positive word after all. Finally, he responded with an embarrassing bitter smile.
This is very illustrative.
The Cavaliers don't want to touch the Knicks because there are so many uncertainties in New York City.
Who can imagine Stephen Marbury as a missionary who is ‘straight’ and ‘unconfident’? Who can imagine that the independent draftsman Jamal Crawford suddenly "retracted freely"? Who would have thought that ‘first center under the head’ Swift suddenly slashed double 20s and learned to talk ... Little King James has n’t eased it yet.
He was still in the ice bucket thinking, ‘I ca n’t really let Swift cut a double 20 in a single game? Can't I really save the mentally handicapped like Bruce Lee? ’.
This is indeed ... too difficult.
The most important thing is that the Knicks still have two flu patients who have not returned to the team yet.
For such a team, the Cavaliers don't want to touch it.
Seven games in a round of the playoffs, fighting for the full strength and understanding of the two teams. But the Knicks, a group of demons and ghosts, could not be predicted at all, and no one could figure out which player suddenly broke out.
If you let McBrown know that ... after the Knicks won this victory, there was no tumultuous celebration in the home team's dressing room, but was called by Stephen Marbury to discuss the use of Eastern philosophy in the game.
He had to cry out loud.
What kind of team is this?
What is the difference with the cook not looking at the recipe to see the art of war?
"In the face of victory, we must learn the spirit of Chinese chopsticks, not the spirit of Western knives and forks. When we put food on a plate and then pick up the forks and knives, this is a mentality of the subject facing the object. Object, and then destroy the object. "
"But taking chopsticks is different. We pay attention to the sky and eat food into our mouths because it is in harmony with ourselves."
"Victory blends into our blood, we are victory."
"..."
amount….
Li Zhen convinced.
The value of Marbury is not only Swift's halo, but the fine monkey-like Jamal Crawford is also confused, falling into a mysterious and mysterious situation.
Going on like this, the Knicks locker room no longer needs to rotate the ergonomic chair, just send a futon. Because according to Marbury ’s latest research, the ergonomic chair was created through the transformation theory of Western philosophy. It is something that nature does not have, and it cannot disappear on its own, nor can it be metabolized normally. But futons are different. Futons come from nature and can disappear from nature, helping people to communicate with nature.
crazy.
Li Zhen scratched his head and walked out of the locker room.
When he was thinking about going back, was he going to continue the metronome with Ashley, suddenly a figure came out from the side.
"Hey, Bruce. You played great tonight."
A woman with a devil figure appeared in front of him: "My name is Kim Kardashian, I am your fan, and I am also the girlfriend of Paris Hilton. We met last time."
amount….
Li Zhen recognized the lady.
Out of politeness, nodded and smiled.
"Are you free? Can we have a dinner together? I know there is a late night restaurant that is very delicious. There is a Michelin chef who came from France." Kim Kardashian said it all right. A long prepared line: "
I am very familiar with New York. I think we can meet often, if you don't hate me. "
"Oh, beautiful lady, of course I don't hate you. But I have something urgent to deal with now, you know, I have another game tomorrow night. NBA players can't be complacent just because they won a victory This is a long season. "
Li Zhen refused Kardashian gently and gracefully.
Kardashian suddenly threw an eyebrow at him, then made a voluptuous scratching gesture: "Well, let me go of you this time. If you still refuse me next time, I will definitely eat you . "
With that said, Kardashian also made a mouth-opening movement, but instead of biting it with her teeth, she applied her tongue and licked a side.
At first glance, this action is the scum female standard.
Li Zhen quickly said that he couldn't make it, and ran away quickly.
When Li Zhen came home, Ashley had already gotten up and she was sitting on the sofa. When Li Zhen came back, he immediately ran over to congratulate Li Zhen on his commendable victory.
"The bald head on the TV is actually saying that you are the best point guard rookie since the new century. You actually killed this man whom they called the son of a natural choice. It's amazing."
Ashley doesn't know much about basketball. Her knowledge of the game came from the reports made by Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith on the TNT channel.
They are of course blowing Li Zhen up and down the earth, and I am the only one.
When Li Zhen looked at him, Kenny Smith had begun to compare the difference between Li Zhen's last two actions and Michael Jordan frame by frame.
The next Charles Barkley said indifferently: "Don't compare, believe me, these two actions are definitely the most like Michael Jordan in the world. If you compare it, Kobe Bryant will cry and faint in the toilet. He has imitated all his life, and he has just learned to look like, and our little fox has both form and spirit ... "
"So, is Michael Jordan great?" Ashley couldn't help asking.
"The equivalent of Michael Jackson in pop music." Li Zhen made an analogy she could understand.
"What about Kobe Bryant?" Ashley asked next.
"It's a little worse than Michael Jackson." Li Zhen said seriously: "If Michael represents the extreme of genius, then Kobe represents the extreme of hard work. Of course he is also very talented, but his talent is worse than Michael. "
Oh!
Ashley suddenly realized.
Then she said: "I think you can become the second Kobe Bryant, I mean the music industry. Your creative ability is too strong, but the stage performance is worse than Michael Jackson, if you want to With effort, you will also become a superstar of the times and an icon of the world. "
amount….
Li Zhen didn't expect a metaphor to wrap himself in a circle.
Ashley has been urging Li Zhen to make a second album recently. The first album sales awards have a double harvest, and there is no reason not to take advantage of the heat.
However, Li Zhen couldn't explain to Ashley ... his creation was entirely based on Mongolia. One day when he remembered, a song suddenly came out of his mind.
I even doubt that this song originally existed, and I did not write it.
Li Zhen once told Ashley that way.
But Ashley ’s answer turned out to be pleasantly surprised and said,
Oh, God. You really are a genius. Michael Jackson also created this way, did you know? Michael does n’t even know the staff, and his creations are like yours, melodies The lyrics are stuffed into the brain at one time, and then you can find musicians and arrangers to do according to your own ideas ... you are better than him, at least you still know the staff. "
Um ... okay.
Li Zhen shook his head helplessly.
When it comes to music creation, he has nothing to say, he turned to the kitchen to find some food.
Instead of having a French dinner with Kim Kardashian, I had to order instant noodles and fried steak.
But as soon as he walked into the kitchen, he heard Ashley's voiceless scream outside the living room: oh-my-god! !
"What's wrong? What happened?"
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