Chapter 193: Lost and Lost Dan (first more)
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The Heaven’s Jailer
- Ling Jiu Er Wu
- 1347 characters
- 2021-01-30 02:38:27
"Canopy? Marshal Canopy?"
As Liu Lang who is familiar with the classic Chinese classic "Journey to the West" and watches the TV series "Journey to the West" every summer vacation, the word "Tempeng" is no stranger.
As the head of the four sages of the Arctic and one of the four guardian warlords under the seat of Emperor Ziwei, Marshal Tianpeng once played well in the officialdom of Tianting, and even took control of Tianhe. He has countless heavenly soldiers and generals. At that time, the Marshal Canopy was equivalent to the commander-in-chief of the armed forces.
However, due to his style of work, Marshal Tianpeng was expelled from the heavenly court and into the mortal world. He was accidentally reborn on a pig and became a pig demon. Fortunately, he was later enlightened by the Guanyin Bodhisattva and worshipped the Tang Sanzang. Teacher, renamed Bajie, and Monkey King and Sha Wujing, escorted Tang Seng to learn the scriptures.
After obtaining the scriptures, Zhu Bajie was named the envoy of the pure altar by the Buddha.
Liu Lang looked suspiciously at Little Fresh Meat Immortal, trying to find a trace of a pig's head, but in the end he found sadly that this little fresh meat was not just like a pig's head, on the contrary, he was so handsome that he was just a few blocks away.
"What are you looking at?" Xiao Xianrou Immortal couldn't help asking when Liu Lang looked at him.
"Dare to ask, you are the famous Canopy Marshal Zhu Bajie, Lord Pig?" Liu Lang asked suspiciously.
"Yes, it is this seat." Little Fresh Meat Immortal nodded surely.
Liu Lang looked down at the unit column on the register, and couldn't help but wonder: "If I remember correctly, you should be the envoy of the Jingtan in Xitian. Why does the unit write the Tianhe Guard Office?"
"This seat didn’t clean the altar messenger three hundred years ago. The Buddha Tathagata told me at the beginning that the net altar messenger is a fat man. After I did it, I realized that the fat mess is purely for the warehouse and can only be seen. Can’t take it. Just in time for the Jade Emperor to send Taibai Jinxing to the Western Sky to dig a corner, I submitted my resume. The Jade Emperor still misses the old sentiment and directly arranged me to be the director of the Tianhe Guard Office. In fact, it was the original Tianhe Marshal, just the official position. It has only changed, and the work content is the same as before. There are countless younger brothers who are delicious and spicy every day, which is much more comfortable than being an envoy of the altar."
It seemed that Zhu Bajie hadn't found a target to vent, and directly chatted with Liu Lang about the past.
Liu Lang sighed while listening.
Unexpectedly, the second elder brother Zhu Bajie returned to the heavenly court, and the official was restored to his post, becoming the head of the guard department under one person but above 10,000.
It's just that even if he returned to Heavenly Court, the second brother should not be able to change the fact that he is a pig demon, why can the pig demon be so handsome?
As if seeing the doubt in Liu Lang's heart, the second senior brother smiled, "Now the young women in the heavenly court like small fresh meat the most, so I also changed the look, is it very attractive?"
"Indeed!" Liu Lang had some doubts before, but as soon as he saw the smile deep in his soul, he immediately determined that the little fresh meat in front of him was a genuinely valuable Zhu Bajie.
Although Zhu Bajie is quite inferior to Brother Monkey, it is said that there are only thirty-six changes, but the changes should be easy to grasp.
After confirming the identity of Zhu Bajie, Liu Lang even regretted pitting the 250 amethyst coins just now. After all, Zhu Bajie brought laughter to countless people in the mortal world, including himself.
"I don't know what Master Canopy came to Liancangqiong for?" Liu Lang enthusiastically led the way, leading Zhu Bajie to the cell where Liancangqiang was, and couldn't help asking on the way.
"Seeking pill!" Zhu Bajie replied concisely.
"Dan? What Dan?" Liu Lang asked curiously.
"Disoriented and obsessive pill!" Zhu Bajie glanced around subconsciously, confirmed that no one was eavesdropping, and then whispered.
"Damn, just hearing this name makes you feel very high-end!" Liu Lang said in shock.
"Of course it's high-end. This is a high-grade pill at the ground level. It is effective for the gods and goddesses who are cultivated below Tianzun. Whether you are a chaste martyr or a Taoist monk, as long as you eat it, you will have a spring love. If you want to control it, you can't control it. Live!" Zhu Bajie showed a wretched smile on his pure face.
"..." Liu Lang was directly speechless.
Unexpectedly, after experiencing Tang Seng's baptism, the lustful nature of Zhu Bajie has not changed. Listening to the meaning of Zhu Bajie, he must have used the Pill of Lost and Affection before, but I don't know how many good women he has harmed with this medicine.
"Hey, what's your expression?" Zhu Bajie saw Liu Lang making up for himself there, and couldn't help but explain, "I use this pill to increase fun, and I will never do anything illegal."
Last time it was because of his strong use of Chang'e that he was driven down to the heavens. Of course, Zhu Bajie would not repeat the same mistakes.
"It's okay, even if I break the law, I'm not afraid of it. If I get caught in the big deal, I will take good care of Mr. Pig." Liu Lang couldn't help but encourage Zhu Bajie.
"You don't need to take care of it, don't worry, I won't be caught." Zhu Bajie had no good air.
At the time of speaking, Liu Lang had already brought Zhu Bajie to the cell for refining the sky.
Lianqiang was the same as usual, meditating on the wooden bed, and the rusty iron box with four holy patterns was placed beside him.
Before Liu Lang reminded Zhu Bajie, Lian Cangqiang set up an array outside the cell, and Zhu Bajie walked to the cell.
"Wow..." Suddenly a sound similar to glass shattering sounded in the ear, and many cracks appeared in the midair in front of the cell.
"You can't forget your five elements breaking the formation wherever you go. You don't have any immortal power anymore. Who can this formation block?" Zhu Bajie said, curling his lips to the opposite Lianqiang. Listening to the tone, he and Lian Cang Qiong are very familiar.
The Liancang Qiong in the cell didn't open his eyes, but still kept his original posture and said: "Of course it can't stop you from the golden immortal level of power, but it is not a problem to trap some Xiaoxiao."
"Don't talk so much nonsense, do you have a lost pill, give me a hundred." Zhu Bajie said bluntly.
"Didn't I ask my Yaotong to practice some five-stone pills for you? You finished it so soon? Are you a pig?" Lianqiang said with a cold snort.
"You are a breeding pig, and your whole family are breeding pigs." Zhu Bajie immediately refuted, and then sighed: "The Five Stone Pill is only a yellow-order pill. The effect is really bad. My mouth and I ate each of them last night. Ten of them did not feel the rush to the sky."
"Sooner or later, I will die on a woman's belly. This is the Confusion Pill I refined before I was arrested. There are ten more. You save some use." Lianqiang volley threw a jade bottle to Zhu Bajie.
"Thanks." Zhu Bajie grabbed it, opened the bottle cap and smelled it, and exclaimed: "It's better to be confused and obsessed. Just smelling the smell will make you feel hot and intolerable. I can't wait to try it!"
Liu Lang had been listening behind him, and he couldn't help swallowing and spitting. He thought that Refining Sky was a very serious god, but he did not expect to practice this kind of mess.