Chapter 313: Zhang Daoling's outfit (first shift)
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The Heaven’s Jailer
- Ling Jiu Er Wu
- 1397 characters
- 2021-01-30 02:38:47
Liu Lang fell to the ground with a "puff".
"No wonder I always feel that you have a smell. It turns out that the clothes have not been washed for too long." Liu Lang, who stood up again, covered his nose and said.
"Damn, you have a psychological effect! The smell you smell is the body scent that I was born with, and it has something to do with washing or not washing clothes." Zhang Daoling blushed and explained patiently. .
"vomit……"
Hearing the word "Tixiang", Liu Lang almost vomited out all the food he had just eaten.
It took him a long time to calm himself down, but he hesitated about borrowing clothes.
"Well, Zhang Daoye, or I'll go to Guangyaozi Daxian!" After a while, Liu Lang smiled awkwardly and turned around to leave.
Although Guangyaozi's Taoist robe is a bit bigger when he wears it, at least the big immortal is a clean person, and his clothes certainly don't smell strange.
"Hold on!" Zhang Daoling yelled to Liu Lang for a moment, and then said righteously: "Although I only have this outfit, brother Xiao Liu has taken good care of me during this period of time. Even if I am willing to go naked, I can't help but Help Brother Xiao Liu, take this dress!"
Before Liu Lang refused, Zhang Daoling took off only the bottom of his pants, and then solemnly handed the full set of Taoist outfits to Liu Lang, including the pair of black cloth shoes.
"This..." Liu Lang didn't answer, nor didn't he answer, he was stunned on the spot.
"Brother Liu, please don't be polite with me. If you are really embarrassed, next time there will be a standard cell, let me live for two months for free." Zhang Daoling directly stuffed the things into Liu Lang's hands, and at the same time Put on the look of a big loss.
Liu Lang took a deep breath, and was finally defeated by Zhang Daoling's enthusiasm, nodded, and put away the robes and shoes.
However, it is not a problem to leave Zhang Daoling naked. Liu Lang took out an Armani suit and a pair of leather shoes from the Dragon Ball and threw them to Zhang Daoling.
Zhang Daoling put on his suit three times, then put on the leather boots barefoot, and when he looked again, he suddenly felt like a performance artist.
If you take a picture of Zhang Daoling and post it on the Internet, you will definitely be able to compete with the sharp brother who was on fire before. The sharp guy has a handsome face with ragged clothes, while Zhang Daoling is just the opposite.
"Zhang Daoye, you can lend me the whisk in your hand too!" Liu Lang saw Zhang Daoling wearing a suit, but holding a feather duster in his hand, which was really nondescript, so he asked again.
"I can't give this to you!" However, this time Zhang Daoling was not so refreshed. He touched the dust that had fallen so little with his hair on his face, and said: "This is my destiny. When I am here, he will die and I will die. So, I am really embarrassed."
"That's it, then forget it, Zhang Daoye has a good rest, I will withdraw first."
Liu Lang still has a certain understanding of the celestial celestial weapon. It is a kind of celestial weapon made by the gods and their souls, which can greatly increase the power of the celestial weapon. At the same time, if the celestial weapon is destroyed or injured, it will also devour the soul. Sex is imaginable for the gods.
Not to mention the relationship between Liu Lang and Zhang Daoling, even if Zhang Daoling's brother-in-law borrowed from him the celestial weapon, Zhang Daoling would never agree.
Besides, Zhang Daoling's appearance in the dust is not very good, don't let it go, Liu Lang decides to show You Xijian when he opens the altar tomorrow, and he can definitely hold a lot of people down.
Rested in the old house of Du's for one night, and early the next morning, Liu Lang took out the Taoist clothes sent from the fairy prison.
"It seems really tasteless, is it my psychological effect?" Liu Lang boldly put the robe to the edge of his nose and smelled it. Although there is no body scent as Zhang Daoling said, there is no peculiar smell, and it is nothing like ordinary clothes. The difference is that although this robe has not been washed for more than 100 years, it does not look very dirty. Of course, it may be gray and more resistant to stains.
Liu Lang didn't hesitate anymore, put the robe on his body, and then replaced the leather shoes on his feet with black cloth shoes.
"what?"
After changing to a complete set of outfits, Liu Lang suddenly felt a strange feeling in his heart. This feeling is very strange. If you use words to describe it, you suddenly feel that he is very awesome. People all over the world should treat themselves. Worship.
"Although, you really listen to it, but you must not be arrogant, you cannot be arrogant, humility makes people progress, and pride makes people lag behind. Do you understand?"
Liu Lang felt that this kind of airy feeling was unacceptable, and must be cut off from the root cause, he taught himself a lesson to himself.
After the class, Liu Lang's boiling heart calmed down a bit, and then walked out of the room with a square step.
Yesterday, he told the Du family to prepare a square table, two red candles, and a yellow paper and cinnabar brush.
At this moment, Du Bingkun was directing the children of the Du family to place these things in front of the Du Mansion.
And outside the Du Mansion, there have been a large number of people watching the excitement, because before Liu Lang entered the Du Mansion, he said that he would open the altar today, so as to clear up the disaster and pray for the Du family. Therefore, even if no one noticed, everyone arrived early.
"Liu Zhenren!"
Du Bingkun turned his head and saw Liu Lang who was out of the house. Liu Lang, who was still in a suit and leather shoes yesterday, has now changed into a robe.
Although it was just a change in clothing, Du Bingkun suddenly felt that Liu Lang's temperament had changed all at once. He actually had an urge to lie on the ground and worship Liu Lang.
This feeling is like people who believe in Buddha see the golden body of Buddha, people who believe see the tablet of Laojun, and people who believe in Christ see the cross.
"Patriarch Du, are things ready?" Seeing Du Bingkun's face full of worship and admiration, Liu Lang couldn't help but feel a little strange. Yesterday, this old man was quite normal yesterday. Although he was very respectful to himself, he did not show his expression. So fanatical!
"Report to Zhenren Liu that things are ready." Du Bingkun lowered his head involuntarily, put a standard bow of ninety degrees, and said with a trembling voice.
"Uh... Patriarch Du don't need to be so polite. Take me to see those things." Liu Lang quickly helped Du Bingkun up. He was afraid that Du Bingkun's old waist would be scrapped directly after a long time.
"Liu Zhenren, please come with me!" Du Bingkun bowed, as if ordinary people in ancient times saw the emperor, carefully led Liu Lang to the gate of Du Mansion.
Outside the gate of Du Mansion, the number of onlookers has reached nearly a thousand. Yesterday Liu Lang deliberately showed a few unique skills. The image of a living has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Of course, there are some who are not there. I heard that some people can jump four or five meters high. People's first reaction is that this is bragging, so their purpose is to expose lies.
In addition to the two groups of people with different purposes, everyone in the Du family standing outside the door, the Du family will never miss the ritual that changed the destiny of the Du family this time, including Du Ruming and Caifeng.
When Liu Lang walked out of the door of the Du Mansion and appeared under the Du Family plaque, the messy scene was calmed down. Just a second or two later, the various expressions on people’s faces, such as joy, anger, sorrow, and joy, were pious. Worship replaced.