Chapter 60: Poor education

Thinking that he could become a university professor tomorrow, Liu Lang felt that this world was really amazing. Once upon a time, he was a scumbag with only five combat effectiveness, so he could only use money to fill the gap in knowledge, but later even money was gone. Now, he He quickly completed a counterattack that a schoolmaster couldn't complete. He became a university professor at the age of twenty-four. Not to mention that there is no one before and after, at least in his own opinion, this is already very good.
Speaking of it, Chen Thirty is most grateful for Liu Lang. If it weren’t for Chen Thirty to pick up a golden pill from Taishang Laojun to unlock the wisdom of monsters, Liu Lang could not have such a perverted learning speed And learning ability.
"Go and see Chen Thirty, I guess he should be softened too."
Liu Lang picked up a piece of pork head from Zhu Dachang's kitchen and went to Chen Thirty's cell.
Chen Thirty has not entered the water for seven days and seven nights. If he were a mortal, he would have rushed to the Western Paradise. Fortunately, although Chen Thirty was young, he was also a god. He had the power of a seal as a backing, and he had no life. Worry, but that unforgettable feeling of hunger has eaten away his will and dignity bit by bit.
"Give me a bowl of rice to eat!" Seeing Liu Lang came outside the cell, Chen Thirty had already lost the strength to argue with Liu Lang. He blinked and said with all his strength.
"I have already said that there are only two ways to eat, either change the pill or call me Langge. The first way you may not be able to walk, but the second way is simple and very simple. Why bother to embarrass yourself?" Liu Lang sighed, persuasively.
Chen Thirty gritted his teeth, fighting fiercely in his heart.
"Don't you just shout Brother Lang? You won't lose a piece of meat." A voice said inwardly.
"Shout, as long as you yell, it means you have given up, your head can be bloodied and you can't lose face." Another voice said.
"The face is worth a few dollars. Can I exchange it for a bowl of pork head? If it can, I will change it."
"It's better to pretend to be soft, and after leaving the fairy prison, I will find this Liu Lang to settle the account."
"Hey, how come I didn't expect it, just do it like this!"
In the end, Chen Thirty made a decision.
"Brother Lang! Give me a bite!" Chen Thirty gritted his teeth and said.
"That's right, if it was like this earlier, it wouldn't take so much hardship." Liu Lang suddenly smiled and threw the pork head to Chen Thirty.
Chen Thirty hurriedly struggled to sit up, picked up the piece of pork head, and bite it fiercely, just like eating Liu Lang's meat, not to mention too much fun.
Liu Lang knew very well that Chen Thirty was definitely not convinced.
But what about that, human beings are like gods. The brave wins when you meet on a narrow road. As long as you take a step back, you will take a second step until you have nowhere to go, and then you are knocked down by your opponent.
"Go to class after eating." Liu Lang threw the three-character scripture and the disciples to Chen Thirty.
Ten minutes later, in the horrified eyes of many juvenile delinquents, Chen Thirty honestly followed Liu Lang and came to the daily teaching place.
"Sit there!" Liu Lang said, pointing to a corner.
Chen Thirty did not say a word, but did not refute, walked there directly, and sat cross-legged on the ground. That piece of pork meat was like the last straw that crushed the camel, leaving Chen Thirty no longer thinking about resisting Liu Lang. Originally, he was still thinking about not paying attention to Liu Lang after he was full, but the pork meat was too much. It was delicious. After eating one piece, I wanted to eat the second piece. I wanted to eat that delicious pork head in the fairy prison, but I had to obey Liu Lang.
"Now I will pretend to be surrendered, and when I go out, let's settle the account." Chen Thirty secretly comforted himself, retaining the last trace of dignity in his heart.
"Today we are talking about the jade in the Three-character Sutra. If you don't cut it, you can't become a tool. People don't know what to do if you don't learn." Liu Lang sat on the chair with a solemn expression.
The juvenile delinquents underneath raised their ears one by one and looked at Teacher Liu intently. They looked thirsty for knowledge. It's not that they really like to study. Moreover, Teacher Liu is too strict and loses concentration. Of course, Mr. Liu will not physically punish students by himself. He will teach students who have made mistakes. After the first few days of rectification, the effect is obvious. At least classroom discipline can be guaranteed.
"The so-called jade is not cut, it is not a tool..." Liu Lang explained in a hurry, he was a university professor anyway. Liu Lang started his lectures well, sometimes interspersed with some interesting stories to let the children Better understand the truth.
At the end of Liu Lang's lecture, suddenly the figure in the fairy prison shook, and a dozen figures appeared at once.
There is no doubt that these dozens are all gods, but Liu Lang doesn't know any of them. Obviously, these immortals did not come to the immortal prison through formal procedures, because under normal circumstances, any immortal coming to the immortal prison will be accompanied by Wang Sledgehammer.
"Everyone?" Liu Lang asked cautiously, seeing that these gods were not criminals, so their cultivation base must have not been sealed, and Liu Lang couldn't get up in front of the gods full of blood and blue.
"We are their parents." The head pointed to the group of juvenile delinquents and said, "I heard that Wang Dahui found a teacher for these children in the mortal world, so let's take a look at the level of this teacher in the lower realms."
Upon hearing this, Liu Lang’s cold sweat immediately stayed. If the parents of these students knew that they would violently punish the children from time to time, they would not have to kill themselves. Although the Jade Emperor issued a strict order, in case someone resisted the order. , The tragedy is him!
Fortunately, the passage behind the head made his hanging heart completely let go.
The headed fairy parent said:
Actually, we have been here for a while, but we have not been invisible. Teacher Liu taught in a simple way. Even us adult gods feel that they have benefited a lot. The key is that you can surrender these rascals and make them honest. Sitting down and listening to the class really surprised us. We must know that in the heavenly court, even if parents say, they often do not listen. Teacher Liu is really a strange person! We will be relieved if we leave the child to you ."
"You are polite, this is just my job." Liu Lang waved his hand, and then sighed: "It's just that this mortal is really simple, and the funds on it are insufficient. So far, no decent classroom has been built. , I can only feel wronged by the children sitting on the ground to teach, and my salary is meager, and I am too weak and ashamed!"
As Liu Lang said, he glanced at the expressions of the parents of the gods. He said so clearly, wouldn't these gods still be on the way?
Fortunately, the IQs of the gods are not low.
"Funding is a trivial matter, the Jade Emperor won't give it, we will give it!" A goddess immortal looked like a rich woman, and took out a pack of amethyst coins.
Other gods followed suit one by one, and got close to one thousand amethyst coins without much effort.
The headed handed the Amethyst Coin to Liu Lang's hand, and said earnestly: "No matter how hard it is, you can't suffer the child, no matter how poor it is, you can't have education. Teacher Liu, please take care of things in this classroom!"
"Rest assured, I will create a good learning environment for my children." Liu Lang nodded solemnly and assured him.
This amethyst coin is the currency of the Heavenly Court. It is said that it can also be used for cultivation. The Yingdang family had given Liu Lang a few before. At that time Liu Lang was so stupid that he didn't want it, but he regretted it later. This time he thought about it. First, go to Guang Yaozi to ask about the use of Amethyst Coins for cultivation, and leave a part for cultivation. Since encountering Wu Shang, Liu Lang felt that his strength in the middle stage of the body tempering stage needed to be improved urgently. As for the other part of Amethyst Coins, keep them temporarily, and wait for other immortal prisoners to live in, and then use Amethyst Coins to trade with those immortals what they want.
As for the classrooms I said, after I get the Nanshan University's relocation allowance tomorrow, I can just buy some tables and chairs. Where can I use such precious currency in heaven.