Chapter 714: Heavenly Court No. 1 Anchor (Repayment 1)
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The Heaven’s Jailer
- Ling Jiu Er Wu
- 1325 characters
- 2021-01-30 02:39:53
"Actually, I don't really want to steal things." Ran Duojin smiled and explained: "You can only do this to find a suitable reason for yourself and enter the mortal hell."
"The purpose of your stealing is to be caught in the mortal prison?" Liu Lang suddenly felt a little confused when he heard Ran Duojin's explanation.
There are many prisoners in the mortal immortal prison, but none of them go to jail for the sake of going to jail. Freedom is the most precious thing for anyone.
Ran Duojin seemed to be suspected of being squeezed by the door.
Ran Duojin himself understood that his reason for the crime was a bit strange, and scratched his head awkwardly, "To be more precise, I really can't get along outside. I want to eat and drink in the mortal world."
"Damn, you treat Immortal Prison as a refugee camp?" Looking at Ran Duojin's tattered clothes, Liu Lang was speechless. He took a deep breath and explained patiently: "The food and drink in the mortal prison is not It's free. If you want to eat and drink here, you have to pay for the food. Otherwise, you have to be hungry. Anyway, the gods can't die.
"I know that I have to pay for the food. Before I come, I have to inquire about it." Ran Duojin nodded quickly.
"It turned out to have been prepared a long time ago. This is the best." Liu Lang chuckled. "The chef of the mortal prison cafeteria is Mr. Zhu Dachang, the famous chef in the heavenly court. He was once the dedicated chef of the Jade Emperor Mother. The fragrance is delicious, so the food cost is naturally higher. Each month is ten amethyst coins, you are in prison for one year, in December, a total of 100 amethyst coins, depending on your financial conditions, I will give you Give me a hundred amethyst coins at a discount."
After speaking, Liu Lang stretched out his hand directly in front of Ran Duojin.
"I don't have any amethyst coins right now." Ran Duojin shook his head and said solemnly.
"Damn, you teased me!" Liu Lang's nose was almost crooked. He introduced so much by himself. Dare to introduce so much. He pointed his finger at Ran Duojin, "Okay, very good, look at you. It means that I am planning to come to the mortal immortal prison to eat the King’s meal, not to mention that you are just a little fairy, even if the golden fairy comes here, you will not be treated for nothing. If you don’t pay for the food, you will be hungry in the future!"
"Brother Xiao Liu, you misunderstood!" When Liu Lang became angry, Ran Duojin quickly explained, "How dare I come to you to eat the king's meal! Doesn't the mortal have a ideological reform plan? I can Join that ideological reform plan!"
"Ideological transformation plan?" Liu Lang was taken aback for a moment, and soon understood, "You mean, do you want to be the anchor of the heavenly voice chat room?"
The so-called Mortal Immortal Prison Ideological Reform Plan, in fact, was created by Liu Lang with Ke Qingmiao in order to allow prisoners to use the sound transmission stone reasonably and legally. Ke Qingmiao, on behalf of the Shu Lianshi Guild, submitted it to the Tian Ting Illegal and Criminal Administration Bureau. The main purpose of the application is to allow prisoners in the mortal prison to use their knowledge to serve the citizens of the heavenly court in the form of voice chat rooms.
Of course, this is just what it means, but it is actually for making money.
"Yes, I want to be the anchor!"
Ran Duojin clenched his fists and said excitedly.
"This is the purpose of your coming to the mortal immortal prison, right?" Liu Lang understood at a glance, Ran Duojin tried his best to deliberately ran into the heavenly immortal prison to steal things and was arrested and sentenced. He originally planned to come to the mortal immortal prison. Make money as an anchor.
There is no impermeable wall in the world. Obviously, the income of the prisoners in the mortal immortal prison has leaked out in the voice chat room. Ran Duojin is the fastest moving one. Maybe someone will use similar methods in the future. Estimated to go to jail.
Ran Duojin's next answer also confirmed Liu Lang's conjecture.
"Actually, I am a little immortal. I am a vagrant in the heavenly court. I can only get a small salary for cultivation. I have spent a year in the sky. Dozens of amethyst coins are really not enough! Look at me. Clothes, it’s been hundreds of years, and they’ve never been changed. With the rise of house prices in the sky, the cost of renting a house is getting higher and higher. I can’t even afford to rent a house. I’ve been sleeping on the street in recent decades. ......" Ran Duojin seemed to have found his relatives and complained to Liu Lang with tears and nose.
This is the first time Liu Lang has seen the lowest level gods in the Heavenly Court. Although he knows that Ran Duojin's words must contain water, it must be true that Ran Duojin is not good.
"I knew that the days after flying into an immortal would be so bitter. When I arrived at the Profound Core Realm, I should stop practicing. In the mortal world, at least I don't have to worry about eating."
After explaining his hard experience, Ran Duojin sighed.
Liu Lang sympathized with Ran Duojin very much. Mortal cultivators all took the ascension to immortality as their life goal, but after they truly ascended to immortality, life was not as good as imagined.
The heaven is far more cruel than the human world, Ran Duojin is the best example.
If Ran Duojin stayed in the Profound Core Realm and didn't ascend, in the mortal world, he would definitely be a strong one, and he would not worry about life trivial matters like food, clothing, shelter and transportation.
Of course, more often than not, it is for the sake of life.
After all, the life span of a practitioner in the Profound Core Realm and the life span of a practitioner in the fairyland are much different. If Ran Duojin hadn't soared back then, 80% had already died. If he was asked to re-elect, he might still be immortal.
There is a saying that it is better to live than to die. No matter how miserable the life is, it is worse than death.
"Master Ran, I deeply sympathize with your experience, but there is one thing, I want to remind you. Adding you to the Mortal Immortal Hell Thought Reform Plan will definitely be fine for you to be the anchor, but can you make money? Money, that's just two things." Liu Lang thought for a while and kindly shot Ran Duojin.
In the mortal immortal prison, the reason why these fairy anchors are popular and make a lot of money is mainly because the chat content has their own attractive selling points.
Guangyaozi and Zhu Bajie teach the experience of picking up girls. Zhang Daoling can fortune telling, Huabailing can cure diseases, Zhu Dachang can cook, and the money is millions. Those economic criminals also have their own methods. The most disadvantaged juvenile offenders can also rely on their parents to attract popularity. .
However, Ran Duojin wanted money but no money, no background, what can he talk about in the chat room, how to beg for food in the heaven?
Therefore, Liu Lang is not optimistic about Ran Duojin's live broadcast prospects.
However, Ran Duojin himself is full of confidence, "Brother Xiao Liu, don't worry, as long as you open a chat room for me, I promise to become the first anchor of the heavenly court within three months!"
"The first anchor of the heaven?" Liu Lang obviously didn't believe it. He chuckled: "Master Ran, every chat room has a theme. I want to ask, after you become an anchor, what theme will you talk about?"