Chapter 124: Flower pants

CCTV Yang An came less often, he always felt that CCTV and Blue Ocean TV, Red Maple TV, always separated by a little taste.
Yes, it's ground gas.
CCTV gave him the impression that a middle-aged uncle in a suit and shoes was sitting in danger, sitting behind a table, reading a serious news, and even if he was wearing only floral pants, he would never be seen by the audience. This kind of attitude Doomed to their lack of ground gas.
And blue ocean TV, what pants? What kind of pants do you want to entertain the whole people? It is like a model who walks on the runway in a vacuum. It is full of vitality and gorgeous appearance. Sometimes a leaning down makes the audience stand upright. A charming eye makes the audience feel happy. They appreciate it if they have enough eyesight. Good enough, maybe even see the key parts.
At this time, a pair of flower pants was wrong. A flower suit appeared in Yang An's sight.
"People who buy vegetables ... Mr. Yang?"
Hua suit is a handsome man who is not tall. Wearing this body is slightly frivolous. As soon as he speaks, he makes Yang An laugh. Needless to say, this must be a person in the circle, and the relationship is not far, it may be a friend of a friend.
Yang An stood up, feeling that she was half a head higher than the other person, and took the initiative to reach out and hold it: "Hello, hello, I'm Mr. Yang, a grocery shopping citizen, may I ask you ..."
Hua suit laughed: "Do you guess who I am?"
Yang An thought, if I knew, I still need to guess?
The pretender thought deeply for a while, and asked indefinitely, "Are you my elementary school classmate Huang He?"
The flower suit said: "If I answer yes, do you immediately say 'Huang He didn't you die three years ago'? Or it's like 'Huang He, the dog, do you owe me thirty thousand yuan? '?'
Yang An's smile was frozen. Who is this? Why did he see through his thoughts at a glance? He basically used this trick when dealing with "guess who I am" scam phone calls, which was specially used for disgusting and teasing criminals.
Seeing Yang An's expression in a flower suit, he smiled proudly. He raised his right hand, made a pistol gesture with his index finger and thumb, put it on his mouth, and blew Yang An up and down the small eyes hiding behind his glasses. Deeply said: "I have seen through you, don't ask me how to do it, because I'm Formosa!"
Hahahaha!
Yang An was amused by the goods, and he instantly remembered a person that Tang Shun mentioned before: "Okay, okay, Shabei, I'm glad to meet you, hello hello!"
Shabei, the host of CCTV's legal program, is serious on the camera. He graduated from a famous law university and appeared in the public eye as a handsome student.
However, Tang Shun said that as long as the camera is out, Shabei is no different from a Husky, and some people say that he is like Corgi, in short, it is the kind that Sa Huaner jumps. The camera is judged to be two people inside and outside.
Shabe stunned: "Do you really know me?"
Yang An laughed: "No one knows about CCTV, and Formosa, everyone knows it, even if I haven't seen it, I've heard of it! Please sit down and drink something? I'll help you get it there, you CCTV This is not bad. You can eat and drink for free in the lounge. "
Shabei sat down and straightened up, picking up a pack of snacks that the staff had prepared for Yang An, and said, "Don't bother, I just passed by and saw you when I wanted to talk. What are you doing here?"
Yang Andao: "The director's group called me over, it is probably a rehearsal thing. Beckham ..."
Shabei corrected: "It's called Xiaosha, or Peige. Peiye can do it too. I like Peiye's name. It's mighty and domineering!"
Yang An laughed and said, "If I call you Pye, how dare you agree?"
Shabei looked around and looked around, and finally said with confidence: "You didn't take the purple gold red gourd. You called me Pei Ye, how could I not agree?"
This jump-off!
Yang An felt that he couldn't keep up with his rhythm, and said quickly: "I'm not the Golden Horn King, I mean, I might make a variety show about Belgrirs in the future. If you take the lead With the name Pei Ye, how can I mix in the future? Do you invite you to play the lead role? "
Shabei was instantly excited, and eagerly said, "Okay! Come and find me on your variety show! I must be the protagonist!"
Am I the main character? Yang An couldn't wait to kick the goods and said, "Don't get excited, if I'm going to the Amazon jungle, or Madagascar, or the Himalayas, go to the most dangerous place in the world to shoot a real wild variety show, Just like the real man Belgrils, do you dare to go? "
Shabei was not afraid: "What dare you, you dare to go, what am I afraid of?"
Yang An was speechless. After listening to Tang Shun's remarks, Shabei was quick-thinking, and it really deserved his reputation, but he couldn't fool him completely.
Sabe smiled proudly and said, "It's settled. When will you prepare for a new variety show, remember to inform me! Yes, is the first season of" Happy Comedy "coming to an end? Just in April I There are schedules, you are ready to start! "
Yang An didn't know which one was wrong. Suddenly an evil word came out in his mind. He knew that he couldn't entangle with this guy anymore, and said quickly: "Okay, I'll turn on the machine when it arrives, and I will definitely inform you."
Shabei took out his mobile phone from the inside pocket of the flower suit: "Add friends first, and pay attention to each other! By the way, pass me a copy of" Master of Music "on your mobile phone. I'll study how it can be so amazing."
噗通 ...
Yang An fell on the sofa!
"Yang An! Director Tang calls you over!"
During the crisis, a staff member came forward and rescued Yang An.
Yang An said goodbye, quickly escaping from the range of Shabe's haunted halo, and secretly said in his heart, just a short while ago, his protagonist's halo showed a shaky situation, which is enough to prove how dangerous the person is. To record a show with him, how big a brain must he be to suppress him?
...
Tang Shun called Yang An to meet with the language directors of the Spring Festival Gala joint executive team.
As a key work, Yang An was on stage. The directors gave two suggestions. I hope Yang An can refer to it and see if I can change some lines and increase the burden of interacting with the host or the audience. Everyone hopes for this. The sketch became a Spring Festival Gala classic.
Yang An had his own consideration and his attitude was sincere. Everyone was very relaxed. This one is over. Today will be the last rehearsal.
The East and West, North and South, and the National People's Congress.
The day of the 30th of the lunar month finally came, and the people have developed the habit of reuniting on the New Year's Eve and watching the Spring Festival Gala together.
According to statistics from CCTV last year, more than 780 million people at home and abroad watched programs on TV or the Internet, and the overall ratings exceeded 25%. Such terrible data is unmatched by any local satellite TV station.
On the morning of New Year's Eve, CCTV officially announced the Spring Festival Gala program list.
Yang An's sketch is in the 36th place, the last place in 8 language programs!
The long-awaited netizens are dizzy. What is going on?
Forty programs, the last one is "Live Tonight" which has not changed for many years. It ’s all songs before. Look at the list. Before and after Yang An's sketches, it's all about feeling the spring and blessings. law?
"What does the director of the Spring Festival Gala eat? Professor Li and they are all in their 60s. Let them insist on performing the show until 11 o'clock in the evening? Do you have a sense of public morality?"
"You do n’t even think about it. It ’s only after 11 pm that Yang An comes on. At that time, the older spectators fell asleep. Can't you replace them with the first sketch at 8:30?"
"Drew a good card, but played a set of bad cards!"
"Maybe this was deliberately arranged by the Spring Festival Gala show group. Want to keep the ratings high all the time and let Yang An finish them?"
Many netizens said that they couldn't understand the program list, and they vowed.
The most popular language program is the first piece "Porcelain" which started at 8:30. It was performed by Feng Gang, a frequent party of Spring Festival Gala. It is said to criticize the Porcelain Party in today's society. It is very trendy, leading the fashion, and it is a joke. Full.
Some netizens proposed to put Yang An and Li Qiankun in the first performance ~ EbookFREE.me ~ to replace "Porcelain", which caused considerable dissatisfaction among Feng Gang fans.
Feng Gang is also a very popular sketch actor. He has won many awards. His number of fans exceeds 1 million. He doesn't talk about Yang An's fan base at all. The base of sketch fans should be far more than comic fans, plus The vegetables and radishes have their own love. The two sides argued on the Internet, and the gunpowder smell was full.
I do n’t know which side started the flames of war. Only a few hours later, Yang An and Feng Gang ’s Weibo were actually poached by each other ’s fans, forcing them to issue statements to stop the riots of the fans, prohibit reply, delete Butchery swear. 360 search wonderful-pen-Pavilion: the king of variety entertainment fast update
Feng Gang said, "Yang An is a young comic actor I admire very much. I have a good relationship with him. Please keep calm."
Yang An also said: "The theme of the show of me and Uncle Feng is completely different, the performances are also very different, there is no comparability, please keep calm, but the plate is not right. Do you know how tired I am to delete posts? Hate ~ [龇tooth】"
The two spoke in public, but only postponed the differences between the fans.
On the surface, the two admire each other, and they are kind, but in fact they must be dissatisfied.
Every spring evening, there will be the audience ’s favorite program selection. The language category must be divided into first, second, and third prizes, and the same is true for other categories such as song and dance. Who doesn't want to compete for the title of essay king?
One is a veteran essay king, a first prize regular, and the other is a fledgling kid who is very popular. In addition to the other six groups of works, no one is convinced. All of them are staring at each other. In the end, it ’s not certain who will die!
The Spring Festival Gala has not yet begun, and the civil war of language programs has begun!