Chapter 196: The Lich King

The female guests had just finished their troubles, and a group of Lin Yunshe's men rushed up to take the lead with the best man Cao Xiaobao. Lin Yunshe came here today and closed down!
Cao Xiaobao is so handsome today. Like the small fresh meat, the designer has carefully prepared from head to toe. He just wants to get familiar in the entertainment circle and let everyone remember this face.
"Sisters, not only are you hurt by Yang Geer, but so is our Lin Yunshe ... Today, on behalf of the 4,000 members of Lin Yunshe, I protest to Yang Geer!"
Cao Xiaobao grabbed the microphone and said aloud, attracting the attention of the audience, the next fat Li Yue asked: "What is the protest?"
Cao Xiaobao resentfully said: "It's been ten months! Ten months! It can't hang people's appetite for that long?"
Li Yuedao: "It really can't!"
The two stood on the stage like a cross talk, making the audience laughed.
Everyone has not forgotten that Yang An ’s talent in comedy began with cross talk. He launched the three episodes of the first season of
Happy Comedians
and created the highest ratings of comedians. So far there is no domestic A similar comedy variety show surpassed him, and he also has the status of a comic actor.
Yang An was controlled by the ancient stubborn and they couldn't help crying or laughing. They only watched the crosstalk video of Lin Yunshe on the big screen. This was his only stage performance at Lin Yunshe, which was recorded by Lin Yunshe himself. !!
This is a cross talk "Wu Xuntu" with which he participated. This version was only played once in the small theater of Lin Yunshe. Later, the apprentice said that he wanted to replace Yang An and Cao Xiaobao with another group, and continued to perform with two masters. Shu Lin refused, saying that this was Yang An's idea and could not be changed without his consent.
So today's paragraph is out of print!
All the guests except Lin Yunshe saw it for the first time.
When Yang An stood up wearing a gown and started singing "Zhang Sheng Cui Yingying Makes Five More", the guests all laughed and applauded, whistled, cheered, and booed.
Pointing at the screen, Cao Xiaobao rebuked in a crying voice: "Everyone, you give a comment. He said half of it, he said that he made a good five, and he sang until the fourth, and there is no more. Eunuch! Where did the integrity between them go? He promised to say right away that he had been hanging his appetite for ten months. Is Yang An still human?
"No humanity!" The audience shouted, laughing.
The female guests present were all blushed, covered their mouths and laughed there. Li Xintong was just the opposite, and patted the table and laughed: "What's more trouble in five? The boudoir secrets he told Fifi are even more dirty. ! "
Many women were curious to come around, and they had to break the news with Li Xintong. The more powerful they were, the better they set up a sister group. They called the sisters who wanted to hear the news, entered the group, and waited for the big data.
Seeing that the scene was about to get out of control, Yang An could only take the microphone from Li Yue, and said embarrassingly, "This is something young and casual, joking, joking, joking ..."
The audience burst into laughter, and the nearby ones started to coax: "Yang Yanger, are you guys? What's the matter? There are no outsiders present today ..."
But there are children, so many children, but all are arranged in the children's playground in the hall, and they are having fun!
Yang An looked at Cao Xiaobao helplessly, and Cao Xiaobao looked at him proudly. He chuckled: "Why are you doing this, Xiaobao? Didn't I just promise to help you find a girlfriend last time? You waited for ten months, It ’s just to cause a fatal blow to me? There are so many beautiful women in the entertainment industry today, who do you fancy, I will help you match on the spot! "
Cao Xiaobao didn't fret, and laughed at the audience. The female guests below all screamed. Xiaoxianrou was looking for a girlfriend. They must not cooperate with each other crazy!
Really daring to come on stage, Yang An was dizzy at a glance, Xu Xuan pulled Li Xintong up, both of them are female streamers, if you want to get them on stage, you must not demolish it here!
After finally persuading the two, Xu Zheng also touched Cao Xiaobao's face. Xiaobao could not bear the mature temptation of this big sister, her face flushed, and she dared not call her. The audience laughed!
Anyway, my appetite was lifted today. This time it really came to my eyes. Yang An knew that he couldn't hide. He could only say, "Okay, let ’s make a five-five, let's make a five-five. Just this time, this time, you guys. Never force me again! "
Cao Xiaobao was excited: "Come here, let's hear it! Everyone, please don't take pictures with your mobile phone, really, don't take pictures!"
Laugh again, what do you remind me? The guests under the stage moved in unison, and the mobile phone was taken out and aimed at the stage.
Yang An helped her for a while, and stopped laughing for a long time. First, she sang the first four more, then coughed twice, and sang in the quiet hall: "Zhang Xiucai in the five more, bought the churros, Yingying can Said, Xiao Nu's family originally wanted to drink soy milk juice, nah, yeah, buy it back, buy it back, you bought it for nothing ~~ "
Poppy!
Ping Pong Pong!
Many people threw chopsticks, candy bags, and bottle caps on the stage, laughing and screaming: "What the are you singing! Go on ~"
"Yang Yanger, you've had enough trouble!"
"You bastard! We want to listen to the genuine, don't listen to your perfunctory things!"
"It's called Nao Wu Geng? Why are you so cheap? This is it!"
Liu Feng, Huang Xiao, and those in the music industry are crying and laughing. Although I know there are a lot of weird quirks in the art circle, I did not expect that Yang An, who is across the border, is the same, and they are familiar with Yang Dao, Yang producer, and host Yang. there is a big difference.
Those friends in the Quyi circle laughed back and forth. This kind of baggage was the most unexpected. It was laid for a long time in the front. It was a joint crusade. It was out of print vcr and the like. After shaking it out, it turned out to be a Matryoshka baggage, there is a layer outside the inside.
"Yang An, sing as you do, six more, seven more, I can sing!" Cao Xiaobao faithfully played the role of holding a slapstick, and said solemnly, "Hey, I ask you, do you have any thoughts? How do you sing in good five days? "
Yang An Road: "Of course I think about it! But I can't sing now!"
Cao Xiaobao asked: "When can you sing?"
Yang An thought for a while: "Wait for my child to full moon, no, I will be over the age, I will sing again at that time!"
Still waiting? Everyone laughed, this devious guy was not honest at all! No, drink! I can't die you today!
The wedding was going well, and the full house was full of joy. Yang An was so drunk early that he couldn't get up under the table.
When Yang An was sent home, Rong Feifei went around the bathroom and found Yang An sitting on the sofa, smiling and letting Li Dongze leave.
Rong Feifei couldn't laugh or cry: "Are you drunk? Acting is OK for you!"
Yang An smiled and said, "I drank too much, but I was not drunk to the point of unconsciousness. Liang Chen's beauty must be enjoyable. I just had a wedding today. Of course, I'm back in the cave. Who wants to have fun with those alcoholics! Take a shower first. "
When he finished washing and joking with his wife, Rong Feifei asked: "No, you have to tell me about the five troubles!"
Yang An asked: "Do you really want to hear? It's so dirty!"
Rong Feifei laughed and said, "It seems like you are serious in bed."
Yang An thought for a while: "That's right, come on ~~ Yang Xiucai, who skipped the pink leather wall for a while ..."
As they sing, they are gentle, and soon both of them are interested.
One of the four great things in life is the candlelight night in the cave house. Although the two received the certificate for half a year, today's wedding is really a marriage for the traditional Chinese. The two of them are naturally indifferent to this night. , I'm afraid it's even crazy than the day you get your license.
"Yang Xiucai in Wuchang, took out the pill ..."
"Well ... you're dying, do you still need pills?"
"Okay, change it, and take that job out ..."
"Uh ... husband, you are so dirty ... uh ..."
"Fifi said, Xiao Nu's family was a chastitious daughter. Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, if you pull it out, you can bring it out ... uh ..."
"Well ... lightly you ..."
...
After the wedding, there was no honeymoon vacation. Yang An met some people who wanted to meet, and finally got the contract of "I am a singer".
Red Maple TV signed a contract with Yang An. The first season of "I'm a Singer" was broadcast at 21:45 every Friday night, and "Jianghu Xiao Tan" changed from Sunday to 19:40 every Friday, which is exactly the same as "I Am a Singer" aired the same day, and Yang An occupied the entire Friday night! △△,
At the same time, guaranteed by the Hongfeng Satellite TV Station, the city government signed a secret agreement. There are two blocks being demolished near the Xiaomeiyuan Theater. The city government will allocate a piece of land to Enron Film and Entertainment Company ~ EbookFREE.me ~ It is used to build a medium-sized modern concert hall theater. After the new theater is renovated, the Xiaomeiyuan Theater will be demolished to give the highest ceiling compensation.
The government is full of sincerity, Yang An is worried about efficiency, but Xiaomeiyuan Theater has no worries about relocation for the time being, so he can just go to the suburbs and buy a factory to make use of it. He is not dissatisfied.
Yang An took a trip to CCTV with Shabei, and met Chi Jun, the director of the program group "Singing the Divine Land," along with an old friend and associate director of the Spring Festival Gala Tang Shun.
The two sides sat down and enumerated the requirements and conditions.
Chi Jun asked: "To what extent can Xiao Yang participate in" Singing the Divine Land "?"
Yang An laughed: "As long as you can agree to my two conditions, in which issue, what song I sing, what award I get, how to cooperate with the promotion, as long as it does not conflict with my own work, I will be fine. But Can you show me the plan first? Rest assured, I'm not interested in this show and I can't finish it myself. "
Chi Jun's old face blushed, and signaled to the staff to hand the Taiben to Yang An.