Chapter 27: I use a pulsating bottle

Yang An was so depressed waiting on the expressway, it was two kilometers to the toll station, but there were a few drivers who were too slow and had to go from the emergency lane to rush to get a tire. As a result, they forced their way back into the lane. Sometimes he collided with others, and eventually blocked the highway as constipation. According to him, this kind of driver who likes to occupy emergency lanes should be arrested.
The phone rang. When I saw it was Rong Feifei, Yang An's mood instantly improved: "Hey, is it Feifei?"
Wu Rongfeifei said, "It's me, Yang Yang, are you ... free now?"
Yang An: "Are you free? Are you okay? I almost forgot to congratulate you. You made the headline on Huangyi.com! Really, I didn't lie to you. I just watched it with a mobile phone. You are so red! "
The response speed of Huangyi.com was extremely fast, in fact, it was also related to the efforts of the advertising department of Red Maple TV. There was some money to cut in, and Huangyi.com became the first large portal to spread the "A4 waist goddess".
"Thank you, Guide Yang, it doesn't matter if you are not red ..." Rong Feifei's laughter was a little reluctant, and her mood was not too high.
Yang An was keenly aware that this was the right time when the expressway was open. The traffic police in the front was slowly moving forward. He said, "Where are you now? I can come and you can talk for a while, can you? I am driving It's not convenient to talk on the phone. See you at Qianbei Square in a while! "
Hang up the phone, Rong Feifei was lost for a while, suddenly woke up, looked around, found a chain fast food restaurant by the square, went in and found the bathroom.
The woman is pleased with herself. She will see Yang An later. Rong Feifei does not want to leave a bad impression on her. She carefully cleans the tears on her face, puts on light makeup, and then sits quietly on the seat in the corner of the restaurant. Send a text message to Yang An, telling the location.
Twenty-five hours later, Yang An appeared at the shop door, saw her at a glance, and came over with a smile.
As soon as Yang An sat down, he apologized, "Fifi, I have kept you waiting."
Wu Rongfeifei smiled: "Did you wait long, what would you drink?"
Yang An looked around. There was a lot of traffic in the fast food restaurant, and there were too many children. It was not suitable for quiet talk. He tentatively asked, "Should we change to a quieter place and have some fruit tea or something?"
Wu Rongfeifei said: "Forget about fruit tea, I would rather drink."
Yang An didn't talk. He looked at Rong Feifei's delicate face carefully. When she said she would rather drink, her face was tired and wronged, and she could see that the girl was very unhappy.
聊天 Chatting with girls is very particular about skills. Rong Feifei is not very good at communicating now. You must first make her feel better.
Yang An turned his eyes and said, "Hey, you do n’t know how heavy the traffic is on the highway today. I was in front of a CMB car without a bathroom. A female passenger was in a hurry and was blocked for two hours. The car didn't move, she couldn't hold it anymore, so she found a black plastic bag to hide in the last row, but she couldn't get out under the eyes. What do you think? "
Wu Rongfeifei was curious, thinking that Yang An was telling the truth, and asked, "Is it an adult diaper?"
Yang An shook her head: "Why is it so easy to find an adult diaper on the highway? I'll tell you the answer. Later, she was ruthless. She put a black plastic bag on her head and got out of the car. Good guy, it's in the diagonal of my car Ahead, she put on a black plastic bag, crouched on the roadbed, and fertilized wild flowers and weeds. The scene was beautiful, and I couldn't bear to look straight! "
Uh ...
Rong Feifei covered her mouth and leaned on the back of the chair, smiling tremblingly. She was really trying to find a way for the female passenger. Where did she know this was a cold joke from Yang An that really made her laugh out of breath? The plastic bag is on the head ... What's the difference between covering the ears and stealing the bell, but he thinks it out! I've seen it with my own eyes, not so bragging!
"Oh, there is a traffic jam on the highway, and female passengers use plastic bags. What about male passengers?" Rong Feifei smiled and deliberately raised the bar and asked.
Yang An shrugged: "Others don't know very well, anyway, I have to prepare a pulse bottle."
Wu Rong Feifei heard that Yang An used stress on "pulsation". She knew that men and women are different. Boys can use empty bottles, but why must we emphasize pulsation? Curious to kill the cat, she asked, "Why use a pulse bottle?"
Yang An smiled, "Because the pulsation bottle is large."
The caliber is large? Rong Feifei read it several times in his mouth, and suddenly remembered something, his face turned flushed, and Jiao said, "Yang An ..."
What are you doing? Rong Feifei couldn't say it, he didn't dare to look at him with shame, his face was hot, and he cried out in his heart that this should say this, it was really annoying!
Yang An was actually a little embarrassed in her heart, but when she saw Rong Feifei's face, she was just ashamed, without much disgust and anger, so rest assured, knowing that the girl was not inaccessible, and she was also joking.
He simply pretended not to know anything, and continued to sigh: "Ah, this is also a real thing. I have a college classmate. He went out to play with Banhua the year before, but also encountered a traffic jam. He was anxious to solve it in the car. Banhua Handed him an empty bottle of mineral water, and he returned the bottle, asking whether there was a pulsating bottle. Then earlier this year, he and Banhua were married, and he told me that the pulsating bottle was very useful, so I brought one with me. I also look forward to meeting girls who are willing to marry me. "
Wu Rong Feifei smiled again, fell on the table, couldn't even raise her head when she smiled, I was ashamed to let Yang An see her blushing face, and she almost smiled horribly, so embarrassed!
But she just loves to listen to Yang An. When she sees the depression and grievances before Yang An, she disappears at this time, and her mood is much better.
At the table next to him were two young boys. One of them kept staring at this side. He just came over for a conversation and was coldly rejected by Rong Feifei. He has been dissatisfied. When he sits, he must see who Rong Feifei is waiting for. .
As a result, the two saw Yang Angang just sit down. Within a minute, they made the iceberg beauty laugh like this. They could only be secretly convinced. They gave Yang An two thumbs up across the corridor, indicating that you are still a good girl. Yeah!
Yang An smiled and raised his chin to the brother, and after Rong Feifei returned to normal, he said, "Okay, you laugh so exaggerated, it seems that I am very capable, in fact, I am a very restrained person, generally speaking Draft. "
Wu Rongfeifei not only forbearance: "Guide Yang, are you too narcissistic? Do not brag about drafts ~"
Yang An corrected: "Do n’t talk to Yang Dao, Yang Dao, I ’m older than you. You can call me Yang Ge, or Ang Ge, or Yang An directly, you can. Alas, is your Weibo today? Exploded by fans? Has the phone been exploded by friends? You made a headline on the entertainment website of Huangyi. Tomorrow, the people of the country will know your name! 红 Your band is hot, hasn't Li Lei organized a celebration? ? "
Qi Rong Feifei's mood dropped a bit. She thought Yang An was a good talker. She somehow trusted him and let him enlighten himself.
Rong Feifei said: "Li Lei and they are celebrating in the bar and with friends in the circle. I didn't go. Yang An, don't you think that Li Lei and I are in a relationship. I just joined the Heat band because of an agreement from my brother. He has nothing to do with it. "
Yang An probably guessed that this was her heart knot, without much nonsense, listening without a word.
Rong Feifei talked a lot. She once had a happy family of four. From childhood to big, mom and dad loved her most, and her brother loved her most. Her brother was the first lead singer of the Heat band, and often took her to play music with the band. Everyone loves this beautiful little sister.
It ’s a pity that she lost these three loved ones in a car accident last year. Her parents left on the spot. Her brother stayed in the intensive care unit for three more days. Rong Feifei rushed back and met before his brother was dying. Li Lei takes care of her and hopes that her sister can survive well. After suffering a major blow from the broken family, only the friends of the brothers of the Heat band support it, on the one hand for her brother ’s last wishes, and secondly because of her life, she joined The band became the second lead singer.
安 Yang An sighed and handed a tissue: "Sorrow and sorrow change smoothly, as long as you live happily now, they can all see in heaven and they will rest in peace."
Rong Feifei quietly wiped the tears in the corner of her eyes, and it took a long time to come out of the sadness. She barely squeezed out a smile and said, "Stop that, Yang An, I want to ask you ... There is a large flute in the background. Did you write the background song when you danced 'Flower Branches'? "
When I heard this, Yang An laughed: "Strictly speaking, I can't count it. This melody is actually from the French composer Bizet. You should have an impression of the opera" Carmen "created in 1874?"
Once Rong Feifei was reminded, she immediately responded to the number: "Aria" Love is a free bird! "Oh my god, you changed it to this!"
Yang An raised his eyebrows. There is no way. This world is set up like this. Things after 19XX can't appear. It's like Mr. Cai Lao wrote "Carmen" before 19XX, which saved him too much explanation.
Yang An asked, "Do you want to listen to me?"
Wu Rongfeifei was surprised: "Do you know French?"
Yang'an Road: "Lyrics in Chinese, changed a few melodic passages, changed more suitable for Chinese singing."
Wu Rongfeifei was really interested and looked around: "Are you planning to sing here?"
Yang Andao: "Why not? I recorded the main melody with" Master of Music "at home. I'll write the lyrics now, anyway, it's vocals, and I just have a little voice."
The two buddies diagonally opposite have been staring at this side, Yang An smiled and blinked at the other side ~ EbookFREE.me ~, and then played the twelve bar intro of the mobile phone recording, coughed twice, and brewed a little, Sing it upright.
爱情 "Love is nothing more than an ordinary thing.
Men are nothing but a pastime, what's so great.
叫 What do you mean by love and what do you mean?
What is idiot and what is fascination, men and women are acting.
I like men. I like them regardless of rich or poor.
I am a man, I abandon, I am not afraid that you have magic.
Uh ... "
Yang An's voice is not big or small, false voices are picked up in the treble, nasal hum is used for interludes, and the songs are choppy and full of exotic feelings. Singing here, all the guests around him look at him with surprise.
的 The eyes of the two frustrated buddies are falling down. It's okay. The buddies joked for a minute to make the girl laugh, and then sang the song in public. Nima also sang famous operas in the world!
泡 This pick-up method is too rare, the effect is so bad, the two buddies are ashamed, only to know that the original pick-up girl must be so educated, know everything to get fun!
Wu Rongfeifei covered her mouth and stared, this, this ...
He really sang!
I really sing an aria version of "Love is a Free Bird"!
Men are nothing but a pastime. This sentence is completely a proud queen's tone, disdain for men, come when you want to, and go if you like, if you abandon you, it depends on my mood.
Rong Feifei has to admit that she loves this phrase, this song completely sings her heart ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Welcome the book readers to read, the latest, fastest and hottest serial works are in ~ www .EbookFREE.me ~ Please read for mobile users.