Chapter 782: I want you to wear a hat
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The King of Variety Entertainment
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- 1967 characters
- 2021-03-01 09:53:00
Yang An, they found two cars next to the dismantling workshop. One was an off-road vehicle of the previous years, and the other was the oldest and earliest Chery qq that looked more than 10 years old. The old word described it, but I still don't know if I can get on the road now.
But seeing this year's annual inspection mark on the right window windshield, everyone thumbs up, all right, cow!
"The off-road vehicle cannot be opened, but this qq has no lock!"
Huang Bo, an actionist, took the initiative to pull the door, deliberately got into the qq's cab and looked at it, shouting muffled: "There are still car keys here!"
He was not picky about such a broken car, and he noticed the center console and the miniature camera hidden at the bottom of the ab pillar. He knew exactly what it meant. He just sat in the driver's seat and locked his door. , Fasten your seat belt.
When the brothers outside saw something was wrong, they all pulled the door and squeezed inside.
This small mini-car has a maximum of five people. In winter, there are more clothes to wear. Two people in the back row are just right. If they are three, they feel crowded, and they ca n’t even pull up their seat belts.
Everyone is laughing, you pull me, you have to grab a good position.
Zhang Yixing was agile and had the fastest speed. He was snatched by the co-pilot. He closed the door and immediately locked it. He smiled proudly, and the sheep would bite if he was forced to rush.
When Shabera opened the back row, everyone got in half and was pulled out by Sun Honglei's collar.
Sun Honglei laughed and drilled himself in, but unfortunately, Sha Yi and Yang An who squeezed in from the car door occupied the best position. Sun Hong Lei had to push Sha Yi desperately and squeezed Yang An from the opposite side. Shabei pulled back politely.
The car swayed from side to side and squeaked like a car shock.
After being annoyed by several people, Huang Bo took a chance to pull back the door and pull the door firmly. After closing the door, he quickly pulled up the anti-theft bolt and locked the door. Sabine, who had just sat in there, had troubled eyes and learned something. , Pull up the anti-theft bolt on the other side.
So the whole world is quiet!
"Hahahaha! Finally they both threw away!"
"A lot of years old, what are we doing?"
"Brother Honglei, Brother Yang, bye!"
Seeing Sun Honglei and Yang An being locked out, the four inside the car laughed, Shabei grimaced and stuck his tongue out on the rear window glass, Sha Yi and Zhang Yixing smiled proudly, Huang Bo shook his head and said, "How about me? The response is fast? If we are not tough, no one can get on this car today! "
Shabei also laughed non-stop: "Walk around! Hurry up, lest there be any moths!"
Huang Bo looked at Yang An and Sun Honglei who were standing in front of the hood to block the road and shouted proudly: "Want to block the road? Haha!"
Zizi ...
Zizi ...
Twisted the keys several times in a row without even lighting them?
The sweat on Huang Bo's forehead came out, twisted for the third time, nourishing ...
"Are you out of oil?"
"There should be a bit more!"
"Why is it not flammable? Is the battery dead?"
"Is it possible ... or there may be something wrong with the ignition coil. Who knows such an old car!"
Zizi ...
Huang Bo was still trying to ignite. The other people in the car looked dignified and all shouted to cheer, but the two people found something out of the way, looked at each other and gave way, and laughed.
This reversal is too fast!
One second heaven, one second hell!
"Hahaha! I can't light it!"
"It's robbed!"
"Oh, I laughed, push, squeeze, lock the car, run away! I can't ignite the fire ... hahaha!"
"Brother Honglei, let's go, let's find other tools, this one, don't lose a bit, they don't increase their memory, really, fight for a broken car that can't be ignited, hey!"
"Let's go, brother, today the four of them will let them play by themselves, anyway, they are stuck in my hands, whatever they can toss, I see how far they can run!"
Yang An and Sun Honglei hugged each other and left with a smile, the four of them were dumbfounded. In addition to Huang Bo still trying to ignite, the other three quickly got out of the car and shouted behind Yang An and Sun Honglei: "Brother, wait for me."
The alliance is so slack, it is so easy to crack, and the acquaintance hurry up to re-talk with the boss, the rich is the real grandpa!
This episode of Sun Honglei has enjoyed all the riches and riches from the beginning to the present. He was complimented by the director for Faer and was comforted by the younger brothers. He proudly said, "Today is my day of exultation!"
After the qq battle, everyone realized a problem. Although transportation is important, money is more important. It is difficult to move without money. If you have money, cover your face, head down on the bus, sit in the last row, and start from the starting point. Sit to the finish line and stay up to night in a few round trips.
What's driving? Do n’t say anything about driving. Then the broken car will soon be scrapped and put on the road. The shape is too conspicuous and easy to be checked by the traffic police. The six people were excited when they saw the car. Some people habitually competed. By the way, I pitted my teammates, the others followed the blind, and when they calmed down to recognize the facts, everyone would not be impulsive.
Yang An served as Sun Honglei's first secretary, trying to block other people from being harassed at close range.
There are a few stacks of discarded tires on the roadside of the company's office area. Sun Honglei simply found a suitable place to sit down and was very satisfied: "Yang An, I will call you the best younger brother! Come, give Honglei brother a rub!"
Yang An stood behind him with a smile and massaged the neck and cervical spine. He gave a command to the others: "What are you still doing? Go find a car! Find the car and take the keys obediently. My brother is in a good mood. Jujube, you are in a bad mood, don't even think about getting a penny! "
Sun Honglei laughed and laughed: "Ah, it really is a maggot in my stomach, and I'll give you 50 cents more!"
Ersha and Zhang Yixing resisted and could not help but continue to find a car. Huang Bo hurried to bend over to please: "Hong Lei brother, I need to do something small, despite the orders, I can do all the dirty work ..."
The emperor took turns, and the feng shui turned too fast. Sun Honglei and Yang An laughed uncontrollably. Huang Bo was splendid when he gave some sunshine. He came over actively and held Sun Honglei's arm to please him. I'll give you a pinch and loosen your bones. "
Sun Honglei snorted, closed his eyes slightly, and hummed from his nasal cavity: "The focus is shaking!"
While he closed his eyes, Huang Bo grinned his teeth and made an evil look, but the strength of the loose bones was still a little bit stronger, and pleased: "Uncle Sun, is this strength OK?"
Sun Honglei snorted proudly: "Just a little more!"
Huang Bo relaxed again and said, "Listen to your instructions!"
Sun Honglei opened his eyes suddenly, and he didn't hold back. He smiled for a while, and said for a long time: "Do you know what I want to do at the moment? I really want to learn that big wolf and ask you to wear a hat!"
Huang Bo laughed like a cry: "You're the eldest brother, I don't wear a hat, it's all up to you!"
Yang An laughed terribly at the back. If there was no vj beside him, Sun Honglei might really be able to do this kind of thing, slap you "slap your ya to wear a hat", and then slap "scream you ya Do n’t wear hats
, why not want to add to the crime, it ’s hard to toss Huang Bo once, of course, you must seize the opportunity to rectify him!
The vehicle was not found in the end, but Ersha came over with the battery and battery clips. Such accessories were everywhere in the factory, and the workers chose a loan that they could use.
Maybe everyone forgot about Zhang Yixing. He slipped away by himself and asked some workers to ask him if he had borrowed a worn out scooter.
This type of vehicle looks like an electric vehicle, but it is a gasoline-burning vehicle. Legally, it is not allowed to enter the main urban area within the Third Ring Road. However, this is the Jiangnan Industrial Zone, which is just outside the Third Ring Road. Workers also live nearby. The farmer's house depends on this for daily commuting. Zhang Yixing is going to ride to a nearby bus station and then transfer to escape.
With the help of the battery, qq finally ignited successfully.
This time it was Sun Honglei who took the driver's seat. Others sat beside him honestly. Zhang Yixing rode on the scooter and followed the smoky qq car and slowly drove out of the recycling company.
Zhang Yixing really wanted to laugh. The car in front not only emits black smoke, but also a bunch of small things under its rear bumper beam. There are crackling empty cans and long ribbons ~ www. EbookFREE.me ~ Just now, the bottom of the car was against the wall and I couldn't see the back. Now I can see a large "wanted" decal on the trunk, as if I was afraid that others would not notice it.
It's so ridiculous!
"No, I have to share the money later. I have to stay away and escape from prison with this unreliable group of people. These people are too big and too dangerous. I always think that some of their ideas are a little bit Not reliable. "
Zhang Yixing talked to himself and decided to leave the army. From the young people's point of view, jailbreak is a technical job, or it is better to go it alone.
Inside the car, the crowd of five people discussed where to go.
Sharing money is a consensus. Everyone took a picture of the map, knowing that the nearest ATM is on the main road in the industrial park. Everyone took a certain risk to get here. This is the first time they have contacted outsiders after leaving the village. .
Sun Honglei unfastened his seat belt and said, "For the sake of safety, I'm going to take the money alone."
Others certainly disagree: "No! What if you ran away with money?"
"Either go together or don't go!"
"Hey why are your brains so rigid? Five people gathered together for such a clear and obvious goal, isn't this asking for trouble? In case it was seen by the public, taking your photos and uploading them, wouldn't we be exposed?"
"That's better than running away with your money alone!"
The five people kept arguing, changing from mutual distrust to trust, and finding a balance between the two. The final result was that Yang An and Sun Honglei went down to pick up the money, and the remaining three stopped in a non-extinguishing car to wait. Zhang Yixing rode on the pedal. The car is ready to arrest the fugitives at any time. What's the saying? Yes, people don't care about loyalty, it depends on whether the temptation chip is high enough ~ EbookFREE.me ~ friends, you can search "blue book", you can find this site the first time.