Chapter 86: Do not offend women!

Yao Ning pouted and smiled: "Did the players come over to rehearsal today?"
Yang An raised his hand and looked at his watch: "Kungfu they arrived in the early morning, some of them in the Northeast should also be here at this time. The reception work on our side is doing well, no problem."
Yao Ning said, "How is your show prepared? This round will not be eliminated?"
Yang An laughed: "Which is accurate? In the first phase, I was too grabbing the camera. I don't know what I was scolded on the Internet. In the second phase, I decided to be a host honestly and talk truthfully. Canvassing by real skill. But if the audience doesn't buy it, I don't have to admit it if I get eliminated! "
Yao Ning said: "I want you to stay on the stage all the time, you know, we control a part of the votes here. If your votes are not high, I can ..."
Yang An stopped her: "Stop, sister Ning, if you really need to use this trick, it means that the audience really doesn't like me, I'm not strong enough, and it's also a good idea to step down. You and I know well and do Fake tickets are risky. Can you change your ticket to be 100% guaranteed not to leak it out? In case of leaking out, is it not for our comedians to back the insult? So I do n’t want to bear this risk! Moreover, you guys The internal voice in the stage is not harmonious. Isn't there any individual leader who wants to beat me? Why should I expose myself and give people a handle? "
Yao Ning was ruthlessly rejected, and it seemed a little embarrassed on the face, and he said for a long time: "Well, look again at that time. One more question, is there a third comedy comedy candidate?"
Yang An put down his chopsticks. He noticed that today ’s situation is a bit wrong: "Sister Ning, the premiere has a 1.8% audience rating, which may break 2% at any time. This is a rare gold medal variety show. Does anyone dare to put pressure on you? Who is it? Just say it. "
Yao Ning also could n’t eat it, and sighed: "I know who chooses a place to fill is the freedom of your producer. Our television station should not interfere. But you know, the peach of" Happy Comedy "is too sweet and seductive. Some people have gotten used to interfering in this habit. This kind of deep-rooted bad habits can't be changed for a while. So, the table gave me a list of recommendations, and I hope you can consider them. "
"Hahaha! Beautiful women look good, and criminals can't control them and cause crimes. This can also blame beautiful women? It doesn't make sense all over the world!"
After Yang An laughed, she said solemnly: "Don't want to interfere in my show! It is my power to make up for anyone. I don't need to look at this recommended list, it must be a affiliated household. Sister Ning "If you just say this today, it's really boring. Can you make me have a good meal?"
The atmosphere became awkward, Yao Ning said softly: "Yang An, don't refuse so fast, and don't think that Ning will not help you. My first reaction after getting this recommended list was also angry, I want to throw it directly Trash can, but I thought about it again, I have a good idea, so that you can not sinners, and you can do it according to your own ideas, choose whoever you want. "
Yang An asked, "What's the idea?"
Yao Ning laughed: "Agree to let them join the big list, but let them wait endlessly. Whoever waits impatiently, let them tear themselves up and let them fight first. Playing means playing tricks, playing Harder, if you ca n’t get this hand, you can give me this dirty work of intrigue and I will help you deal with them. "
Yang An touched his chin, thought for a long time, and slowly nodded: "Well, you can try this trick. You give me the list, I will focus on the teams on the list, haha, want to appear on my show? By the time It depends on who of you has a loud voice! I'm sending a few loud thugs to help me maintain the magnificence! "
Yao Ning laughed into a slit, and hit him with a chopstick head affectionately: "Aren't you stupid! There are no eternal enemies in this world, and sometimes there will be traitors in the enemy camp, you just need to give Sweetness, you can easily pull them back! "
Both laughed and raised their drinks for a drink.
No one expected that the traitor would come so fast, as if driving a storm, Yang An came back with the recommended list in the stage, and Song Xiaomei came with a work mobile phone.
Song Xiaomei handed over a list with the name and phone number on it: "Yang brother, nine people called me this morning, all to inquire about the news, and to sign up for a place. In the morning you I don't dare disturb you at the right words, you see. "
Yang An simply took her back to the room and put the list in front of Li Yue: "Mr. Li, you can help introduce me."
Li Yue is a member of the circle, explaining one by one along the list: "At 8:34, Wang Shun of the Lingnan Quyi Troupe, they are a branch of the Southern School Crosstalk, but the Southern School has been worse in these years. It's not easy, in general, in the comic dialogue world, they are first-class and second-class in strength. "
Yan Song Xiaomeiqi asked: "Crosstalks are also divided into North and South?"
Yang An nodded and explained: "Of course, the North School has a slower rhythm and a longer life, and the burden is shattered and then shaken out. The South School cross talk is fast and the actors can say good songs. Two or three sentences are a burden. Two Pie is mainly different. "
Li Yue sighed: "Unfortunately, the market determines everything. After all, the South faction has a slightly poorer mass base and fewer audiences, and their lives are even worse. The second place, called at 8.50, Dongshan Changling Acrobatic Troupe, yo, This unit is a bit interesting. They are famous for comedy acrobatics. They seem to have won the national opera award. This is a first-class team. Haven't you invited them? "
Yang Andao: "No, acrobatics is not yet within my consideration."
Next, one by one, Yang An has a clear idea.
These nine telephones are all units in the art world, and they are more or less touched by comedy. They are all actively signing up for replacements.
Among them, there are four cross talk teams, all of which have higher status in the rivers and lakes. They are from north to south, and they are some teams that once had glory but are struggling now. They are old-fashioned but still have foundations. Great genre people.
The phone rang again, Song Xiaomei went out to pick it up, and Yang An and Li Yue continued to ponder.
Yang'an Road: "The North Gate Sanmen didn't contact me. This is normal. They are big names. It's not rare."
越 Li Yuedao: "Except for the three of them, the famous crosstalk peers in the country are basically subdued and willing to line up!"
Yang An shook his head: "Serve soft? I don't think things are so easy! Let me say Wang Shun of the Lingnan Quyi Troupe. I invited them at first, and they refused very resolutely, saying that there was no time to run around the blue sea Lingnan every week and perform on their own It ’s too busy, there ’s no date or anything. Why is there a sudden date now? There is time? Would you like to fly around every week? And you think, when the players can come on stage is unknown, maybe three At the end of the month, it ’s not your turn. You waste three months in vain, and you ca n’t do anything. How many people can accept this condition? The attitude is changing too fast before and after this.
越 Li Yue was a little uncertain: "Are you worried that they will be courteous and soldiers first? Show your softness first, and wait to see your response?"
Yang An sighed: "Where do I know, if only the maggots in their stomachs would be fine. Well, don't think about it so much, let's match the words again. I will play tomorrow night. It's hanging ... "
In fact, Yang An was still pretending to say something. In the recommendation list given by Yao Ning, there was a duplication with the nine telephones. This Lingnan Quyi Troupe was one of them, indicating that they really took the initiative and had the ability to extend the relationship to Taiwan. Come here.
Emotionally speaking, Yang An is willing to give the fading crosstalk team more opportunities to show his face, but there are too many monks and few porridges, and there are six pits on the stage. He has occupied the crosstalk position himself, and can no longer accommodate other peers. He cannot withdraw another one. It was impossible to replace the sketch with a comic dialogue. He couldn't joke about the ratings.
But in case he is really stepped down by the audience, Lingnan Quyi Troupe is not his best candidate. What he wants to invite most is one of the three factions of the northern cross talks. Still, the market is determined and the fame is determined. It is the same with the fans whether watching the World Cup finals or watching the national football qualifying match is the same. He cannot joke about the ratings.
When Song Xiaomei came in, the mysterious and mysterious said, "Yang brother, Qiu Jiatang called and they are also asking about the replacement!"
Yang An's eyes lit up: "Qiu Jiatang, one of the three northern comics?"
越 Li Yue was also surprised: "Is the call from the host Qiu Jiuling?"
Song Xiaomei shook her head: "It's the official version of Qiu Jiatang Performing Arts Company's Outreach Department. We want to send them a schedule for the show. They can see if they can adjust the time of the actors. If they can arrange it, then Sign up with us. "
Yang An asked: "They didn't say who they planned to send? Are the two teachers Qiu Jiuling and Yu Shihong personally?"
Song Xiaomei said: "They didn't say, oh, a tone of official business seems to be indifferent, it is the feeling that we can cooperate if we can cooperate, even if we can't cooperate."
越 Li Yue grinned, "Oh, this wrist is big!"
Yang An laughed: "People are centuries-old. I was the first one to ask for them. The most famous people have this problem, the spectrum is big, they don't easily take shots, and there are many requirements, we can understand. OK, Xiaomei ~ EbookFREE.me ~ It's up to you. In short, don't promise or refuse, let them wait in line. As to whether they can go up or not, I'll talk about it! "
Song Xiaomei was happy: "If the other two factions also contact me, do I have to do the same? Isn't it that the Chinese comedy industry is basically played by me?"
Yang An laughed: "Look at you who are happy, it is very cool to master the power of life and death of others, right?"
Song Xiaomei muttered: "Who told them to ignore them in the first place? Please don't come here, please ignore that, and hang me up! You don't know, there are several units on this list today, a month ago I called to invite them, and they threw away a sentence of disinterest, no time, and did not participate, and the phone hangs up. I was so angry that I hadn't eaten for three days, and lost two pounds! As a result, they called today. The enthusiasm in your mouth will soon become charming. If it wasn't for the delay, the old lady would like to drop them on the phone and scold him again. Your aunt, did you want to have today? "
Yang An and Li Yue Qi laughed, Yang An almost smiled: "Look, it's too much to annoy our little beauty! Numerous facts prove that no one can offend a woman!"
越 Li Yue also joked: "This is really anxious for people, Xiaomei is swearing! In the end it is planted in your hands, oh I am anxious for these people!"
Tong Song Xiaomei stuck her tongue out, embarrassed and smiled, then took the list, walked out with her head raised, and proudly responded to these units!
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