Chapter 12:
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The Last Cat in the Universe
- 醉饮长歌
- 2568 characters
- 2021-02-26 02:59:01
Vietnam took a fluffy buttock and protested to the marshal.
Ji Xiuyu resisted the urge to rub the fluff.
"I'm doing it for you."
The Marshal moved with affection.
"I don't know, you won't even buy anything."
The Marshal knew it.
However, Yue'an turned to meow at him and didn't appreciate it.
You can't buy it for me!
Where's so much nonsense!
Ji Xiuyu thought about it and said, "You don't understand the words, you don't understand those food recommendations."
"So does the black market buying energy spar."
Yuean shamefully shaken.
It is impossible for Ji Xiuyu to stay with him all the time. After all, he is a marshal of a country. Position is there, and responsibility is naturally equivalent to status.
Yue'an knew this quite well--even his first master, that little girl, had to carry a schoolbag to school on workdays, let alone a marshal.
Yue'an is not the ordinary cat who will be lonely and dying when his owner is gone. He has a very clear understanding of Ji Xiujiu's future work.
Therefore, it is recommended that people translate food and ask people to go to the black market to buy energy stones. Once or twice, it is okay to ask others every time, which is obviously unrealistic.
Ji Xiuyu looked at the tip of Yuean's tail slightly dangling, and continued, "I don't know how to make money, I don't even know how to make money."
"Meow!"
Yuean stood up and shivered.
Learn to learn!
Isn't it just reading words?
At that time, under the gaze of a large group of human cubs, like a wolf and a tiger, he learned hard!
It's just a relearn!
Yuean held her small and clawed her paw in front of a childish style. At first glance, she was enlightening books for preschool children.
Then the book made a sound: "The sun."
Yue'an was startled and stunned into the corner of the sofa, staring at the book as the enemy.
The marshal turned to look at him, then reached out and gently tapped a word on it.
So the book sounded again: "The Milky Way."
Yue'an looked up and looked expressionless, doing demonstrations, one by one, marshal marshalling the words above.
"Earth."
"Venus."
"Jupiter."
"Saturn."
Yuean: "..."
Alright, alright, I see!
Ji Xiuyu watched the kitten that was taken away and persuaded into a ball and ran back with his paws, piercing audio books in a decent way.
After setting the parameters for the protective cover that comes with the audio book, turn your head and continue thinking about the cat climbing frame.
Light pen is a very useful tool for interior and environmental design.
It can draw directly in the air, wearing special glasses can see what you draw.
The strokes made by light strokes have very good photosensitivity. After selecting the built-in material effect and coloring, you can see the effect after the decoration is completed by looking at the matching glasses.
Generally speaking, after having a rough design idea on paper, you can compare the actual design with the light ratio.
However, no matter how easy the light pen is, Mr Marshal has no design cells.
Ji Xiuyu wore glasses, and slowly wandered around the living room that was not too big in this area. With reference to the product designs of cat climbing frames, he painted most of the living room crookedly.
After painting, I looked around, and the marshal who always had a mysterious self-confidence turned his head to look at Yuean, who had completed six sets of questions on the protective cover, and opened more than 30 bags of snacks.
Then Ji Xiuhuan gently placed one side of the pair of glasses in front of Yue'an.
Biting a biscuit by the way, poking at the word on the seventh page: "Meow?"
Marshal leaned over and hugged him: "Come and see."
Yuean poked his head curiously.
The Marshal asked blandly: "How is it?"
Yue'an looked at the crooked lines and said restlessly.
Ji Xiuyu turned to look at him.
Yuean remained silent: "..."
Ji Xiuyu looked at Bai Tuanzi in his arms expressionlessly for a while, and then spoke again, but the topic jumped a thousand miles away: "What do you want to eat at night?"
"Meow." Yuean turned to look at his snack.
"You haven't tried the staples of Hinters Star," the Marshal reminded.
Yuean turned his head back and pinched Ji Xixiu's chest.
"Meow!"
Take it with you!
"Ok."
Ji Xiuyu nodded slightly, then put the lens back in front of Yuean, turned his little head to the cat climbing frame he painted.
He asked again: "So, what do you think?"
Yuean: "..."
The Marshal's tone was calm and calm: "The staple food of Hinters Star is delicious."
Lying down!
Why are you like this?
Cats are not allowed to think you are ugly! ?
Although the heart is filled with extremely fierce fluctuations, Yue'an still struck Ji Xixiu's chin and agreed very unintentionally.
"Well, I also feel good."
Mr. Marshal is finally satisfied.
He rubbed Yue'an's head, expressing his emotions and intonation without fluctuating, "Stupid."
Yuean :? ? ? ?
Let me tell you.
People like you, put on the earth before, have long been tortured by cats in sacks.
Ji Xiuyu didn't even realize that he was vengeful again by this cute kitten.
The marshal, full of bad tastes, always likes to tease others on some harmless little things, and then looks at the other side with anxiety because of his serious look.
The heads of the seven legions directly under him were the hardest hit by his poisoned hands for so many years.
Now, Mr. Marshal thinks his life-saving cat is especially interesting-than the seven have already practiced the old churros, no matter how he teases him, he has a poker face that looks exactly like him. interesting.
Ji Xiuyu held Yue'an back on the sofa and ordered a bunch of things that Yue'an didn't understand.
Then, taking advantage of the free time, the cat was arranging his letters and piled up the mountain's communicator.
"Thank you ..." said the Marshal.
It was a miracle that his communicator had more than ten unread letters in the past.
Now because of Yue'an, all those who have his communication number came out one after another.
Most of them came to ask him about his safety.
The kind of letter that you know by looking at the title is a nonsense letter, and the marshal does not even click, just drag it out and delete it.
Among the bunch of inquiries, one title is quite unique.
The sender is the Ministry of Information Security.
An attachment is attached to the message, which reads "Final Review Manuscript on Cat Information Release".
The main point is that I hope the Marshal browses it, and if you need to modify it, please take the time to reply.
The Marshal paused, instead of clearing it out relentlessly as in other news, but ordered it away.
Then he neatly crossed out a lot of information about hunting methods and recipes of cats and cats.
Only this kind of information is left on those ferocious large carnivores.
Those who mentioned that chickens of the feline subfamily are very weak in fighting ability were also crossed out by him, leaving only relevant outlines that are close to humans and one of the most popular pets of ancient humans on the ancient earth.
All in all, the rest of the data as a whole will only make people think that a cat is a petite and flexible, cute and soft appearance, very close to humans, but a daily carnivore.
There are certain risks, but Ji Xiu, known as the God of War, brought this risk with him.
People don't take such risks as risks.
Ji Xiuyu deleted the data while considering the particularity of Yuean.
Give the ordinary people a little psychological preparation first, so as not to cause panic among the masses when some terrible power erupts in Yuean.
Then Mr. Marshal responded to the information security department's mailbox by deleting a lot of information.
As for the mood at the end where the reply was received, it is not considered by the Marshal.
The marshal is busy.
He has to consider the education of Yuean, how to make a cat climbing frame, where to take Yuean for dinner, and the military conferences afterwards, and how to explain to the Empire what happened during his disappearance and why Will come back unharmed ...
As the Marshal thought, he continued to clean up the inbox.
Then he saw a sender who was so familiar and let him see that he couldn't help but feel sick.
Ji Xiuhuan opened the letter from the Ministry of Science and Research with expressionless expression, and looked at the strong letter that asked him to hand over the heritage of the ancient earth to the country. He gave a rare frivolity, and answered "No" firmly. After that, I deleted the message very decisively.
The Marshal's hatred with the Imperial Research Department is deep.
This has to be traced back to fifty years ago, only forty years old, when the young marshal with the rank of a colonel was formally enrolled in the Imperial Army.
At that time, the young marshal had just arrived with his parents from the country planet with less strict military membership to Emperor Star, and had not previously tested the genetic level in detail. Anyway, the backward equipment of the country planet only showed qualified and unqualified. .
In the era of the Great Universe, the vast majority of human genetic levels were maintained between c and e, B and above, and they were basically able to stamp and go military.
A level is considered excellent, S level is considered top.
The Marshal Kevin of the Empire's Shield at the time was the top class S body.
For humans, a large part of them is determined innately.
Although it is true that you can rely on breaking the physical limit plus certain drugs to increase the genetic level the day after tomorrow, not to mention drugs are rare, just breaking the physical limit is almost equivalent to letting people die once.
Those who can rely on their own strength to improve the genetic level, from time to time, only the founding emperor of the Hinters Empire.
And the innate SS-class genome looks at the universe. Is it hidden in other countries? People in the Hinters Empire do not know, but as one of the strong countries in the universe today, the SS-class has only Ji Xiuyi one.
The people in the Imperial Scientific Research Department were boiling at that time, and they ignored Ji Yan's face and tied Ji Xiuyu back to the Scientific Research Institute.
Those in the scientific research department usually bow to the guise of death after death, and do some inhuman experiments in private. Others do n’t know. Have you seen or even experienced a part of Ji Xiuxi?
Dare to move your mind to Yue'an, and don't want to think about whether you have that ability.
Unlike him, who has a high genetic level but is still a human, Yuean is not a human, nor is it an ordinary cat. This is a character that wo n’t blink.
Yue'an asked for an unhappy one, and a thunderous thunder blasted the entire scientific research department directly. Ji Xiuhuan didn't think it was a trivial matter, and even felt beautiful.
The high-level empire of the Imperial Ministry of Science and Technology has nothing good, and the conflict with the military and military science classes is not a day or two.
And the Marshal has long tore his face with this group of people and gave them face in front of the media.
The entire empire knows that the God of War Silver Blade is not pleasing to the eyes of the Imperial Scientific Research Department. There is something that the military science class cannot solve. He would rather go to a reputable private scientific academy than the Imperial Scientific Research Department.
Refusing to give Yue An to the other party, but torn the skin a little bit more.
The Marshal looked at the delete completion prompt page, and slowly dragged the new account into the blacklist.
Opening the blacklist, all of them are neatly and neatly named accounts of the Imperial Research Department, which is very friendly to obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Yue'an squatted on Mr. Marshal's lap, dedicately poking at the children's enlightenment book in front of him. He was not attracted by the attention of Ji Xiuxiong at all.
Then the Field Marshal looked at his cat. In just 20 minutes, he pressed down two pages of words and made the related questions in the hood system question bank. He got ten packs of snacks very smoothly.
The better IQ we have, the better.
He turned to look at Ji Xiuyu. Ten packs of snacks were lined up. The two blue-eyed cat eyes were clear and haze-free.
"Meow!"
Yuean Ke is proud!
The tail of my pride shook with pride!
Marshal thought for a while, still rubbed Yuean's head and praised him: "Great."
Although Mr. Marshal is a perfunctory tone even if he praises people, Yue An, who has been accustomed to his way of speaking, has received praise very beautifully.
The white hair dumplings took the unopened snack into Ji Xiuyu's hand, opened the small belly and shook his tail to feed.
The Marshal unpacked the bag, opened the previous social page, and looked at the various copyright requests sent to his account by the platform in the background. He paused.
It seems that he has to consider getting a light brain for Yuean and opening an account.
However, the light brain and the account must be tied to the identity certificate. In terms of the current identity of Yuean, it is obviously not appropriate to have an independent identity certificate.
Moreover, Yue'an did not fully recognize the words for the time being, and the idea of opening an identity account for him alone was not realistic.
So it still has to be named under his name.
At that time, he must go to the household registration section to apply for a light brain and account attached to him, dedicated to Yuean.
Mr. Marshal thought, and stuffed his mouth into his mouth very easily.
"Meow!!!"
Ji Xiuyu looked back from his thoughts, and when he lowered his head, he saw that Yue'an was full of painful complaining eyes.
"……"Oops.
Mr. Marshal had a waveless face, pretending to look like nothing, and opened the bag of snacks again, blocking Yue'an's mouth quickly.
And launched the topic transfer skills of level99.
"Vietnam." Marshal dragged the light screen in front of him, pointed to the terms above, "copyright application."
Yuean sipped the snack: "Meow?"
"I'll give you money, and see if you agree." The Marshal pointed to one of the messages, "This is a copyright application for your product image."
Then he moved to the next one: "A commercial copyright application for your photo portrait."
"It's about you ..."
The Marshal counted them down one by one and stopped on the last one, "Commercial copyright applications for your derivative works."
"Meow." Yuean poked at the last in doubt.
"Just using your image ..." Ji Xiuyu clicked into the sample page for him.
The words stopped abruptly.
One person, one cat looked at the little yellow picture of the marshal in the military uniform and the young cat-tailed cat on the example page, and fell into a dead silence.
Ji Xiuyu: ...
I knew I shouldn't change the subject.
I should choose to look at Yue'an and get banged on the chest by a pink meat pad.
Alas, it was a mistake.
Yuean: ...
What's wrong with you humans? ?
Believe it or not, I have a Jiuyin Meow Claw backhand!
Teach you what it means to be honest, friendly, and dedicated to cats!
No one is talking to a cat.
The scene was very awkward.
For a long time, the Marshal took the lead in raising his hand, rubbed his cat's head in his arms, and made a report.
Then, as if nothing had happened, he calmly pressed the rejection button for Yue An.
The author has something to say: Marshal: The skill of level99 turned over! !!