Chapter 18:
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The Last Cat in the Universe
- 醉饮长歌
- 2312 characters
- 2021-02-26 02:59:11
Vietnam didn't go online when he stayed in the clan.
There are a few cats in the clan who don't regret their spiritual power at all. They turned into humanoids and bought some messy games from the outside. They also returned a network cable to the clan, and each cat was equipped with a computer.
Those who play games will never know that their teammates and chat partners are actually cats.
Therefore, Yue'an still knows a lot about human society-for example, there was a period of time, the news of "anchor live broadcast eats a million dollars".
Yuean felt he could follow suit.
The small white hair group looked at the interface emerging from the light brain, and took a small step around the holographic projection of its image. The cat in the projection made the same movement as him, and the two cats walked around each other face to face. Then, came out of a circle that end to end.
Under the premise of not blocking the screen, bubble comments continue to pop up around the periphery of the projection screen, densely covering the entire comment area, and the thickness is still increasing at a rate that is visible to the naked eye.
All overwhelmingly are kisses and hugs ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
There are many kinds of comment bubbles around the holographic projection of Yuean, and a circle frame like blooming flowers is circled.
Turned out to be a round frame! !!
Yuean stepped back two steps-he almost jumped over the round frame!
After struggling to resist the instinct of the cat who wanted to drill when he saw the circle, Yuean looked up at the growing number of comments and audiences on the round frame, shook his tail happily, and then turned his head toward the A seductive scented plate aside.
Bubbles popped up one after another.
[Abominable! Why is olfactory sensing not on? !! !! ]
[Wow ah ah ah ah want to touch the cat! Weeping! !! ]
[Want to know how the cat feels different from the Pippi at home! ]
[? ? Pippi beasts are iron armors, but cats are fluffy! ]
[It's a meal now! !! Meal! !! !! ]
[Ah, it ’s so fragrant. The food in front of me looks dull. ]
Yuean ate the food on the table and looked up at the bubbles from time to time.
The pattern of VIPs and privileges is probably the eternal truth of money-making.
Yue'an watched a few whimsical bubbles firmly hold down all the bubbles below. Above the bubble's username, a huge hegemonic member was placed.
Next to the bubble bar, there are two lists, one is the member ranking list, and the other is the present gift ranking list.
With the rapid change of the lists of these two lists, the balance of Mr. Marshal's social account increased at a horrible rate.
[I do n’t know how to go to Emperor Star. Who is knowledgeable and can tell you what these dishes are? After a while I went to Dixing and wanted to eat the same. ]
[I know these dishes on the table. The price of the restaurant's signature plate is directly proportional to its deliciousness. Now, he remembers that this dish is 30,000 yuan. ]
[...? ? ? ]
[Not as good as a cat QAQ]
[Of course it ’s not as good, and I do n’t want to think about the status of this cat now ... I have pulled the live broadcast interface to the maximum. Wow, I want to bury my face in the fur! Want to roll in Maomao! !! ]
[The last known cat in the universe is now, and look and cherish it. ]
[Do not call this cat. This cat is called. People with a name are called Yuean. ]
Seeing this sentence, Yue'an licked his little nose, and a soft "meow" in approval.
Although he wasn't angry about the term "this cat", from the heart, he was more willing to hear people call him by his name.
[what! !! Pink and tender tongue! !! Medical soldier! !! Medical soldiers too! !! !! ]
[This cry, the sweetness ... I'm dead, don't save me o <-<]
[Yuean, right, how many more can you call from your wallet? !! !! ]
Yuean Lianmeng took a guess at how much he could understand the general meaning of the comment. He carried a lot of gifts with him, and hesitated at the camera several times.
He even tilted his head and stretched out his claws to reach the camera. The pink soft meat pad was close to the lens, and the holographic projection seemed to be stuck on the face by the soft meat pad.
[Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! !! !! Small meat pad! !! Pinch pinch pinch pinch! !! ]
[Mental power-99999]
[Zero health is cleared. ]
[Are you, an angel sent by God to pick me up? <-<]
[Woo--wow! Here's your wallet! This month's pocket money is also for you! Give you! Give you all! ]
[Wait, does Yuean understand our text? ]
Yuean "meowed" again.
[Can understand? ]
Yuean shook his tail and looked proud: "Meow!"
[...? ? ? ]
[Oh my God! !! !! ]
[Wait, if you can understand the text and communicate, isn't it the intelligent life! ? ? ? ]
[so what! !! This is a cat! !! !! ]
[What's the cat! That being said ... No, his fighting power is really scary ...]
[What's up with the combat effectiveness! This is a cat! !! !! ]
[Even if it's a cat ... this is too much ...]
[This is a cat! Can you guarantee that ancient Earth creatures don't have such a powerful fighting ability? ]
[But trace back and forth according to the biological science gene chain ...]
After that, the more the content was, the more secure it was, and he was also broad-hearted. Seeing that the number of gifts had been growing madly, he turned his head and continued to eat.
Yuean knows that human beings can always break through various extremes, and will desperately study the origin of science in order to resist the growth of the mysterious side.
The more secure these things in science have always been, I do n’t understand them. As a mysterious monster, he is too lazy to ponder these things.
By the time Yuean finished eating all the dishes on the table and raised his head, the topic on the bubble had been separated from the previous one.
[Suddenly thought that the only SS-class gene in the entire universe so far and the last cat in the entire universe are all in our country ...]
[That seems to be the case, hey, God of Heaven? Hahahaha. ]
[Speaking of SS-class genes, what about Marshal? ]
[Is this a takeaway from Marshal! !! ]
[No, compared to this, is the thing next to the dining table a closed dining car? ? ]
[Speaking of a small one like Yue'an, all six dishes on the table have been eaten ...? ]
[I didn't drum up a bit! This is not scientific! Where did you eat? !! Is the digestive organ special? It hasn't been written in the information ...]
[Wow, the science freak will stop, isn't it good to look at cats well? It's annoying to love everything. ]
Yue'an looked up at the comment and lowered his head again.
How about science with a monster?
Don't be a fool.
[Can the truth about the death of the ancient earth be destroyed by cats? (: З 」∠) _]
[Wow, our ancestors are too powerful. Not only can we live in harmony with another intelligent race, but we can also withstand such a powerful fighting force to keep people as pets. Look at us ...]
[Looking at the information, there are still a dozen people who adopt ...]
[QAQ I'm sorry, I have a humiliation for my ancestors who have a genetic level of A. I threw a few presents and was shocked. ]
The small hair ball in the picture is flicking the empty dinner plate in front of it with small paws.
Yue'an looked at the plate, thought about it, and then jumped off the table with a clean plate, walked to the trash can, and patted the fully-automatic trash can. The dinner plate was dropped into a bucket.
[Oh, well, ohh ...]
[I also use the trash bin QvQ. My children like to throw litter and push the housework robots to clean up. They do n’t listen to any teaching and are wayward dead ...]
[People are worse than cats, in all aspects. ]
[The child is not obedient? If the genetic level is enough, he flew into the army. After he came back, he obediently did not sound like my own :)]
[Did you guys tell Yuean the right way to pack takeaway plates? ]
[He's not by the light brain right now. He said he can't see it. ]
Yue'an returned to the dining table and looked at several other plates with soup left, wondering what to do.
He reached out his paw and touched the side of the plate, and decided to ask the audience for help.
The small white hair group sat smartly at the dining table, turned their heads towards the camera, and then pushed the dinner plate with the soup in their hands in front of the camera.
[Unfortunately, although there is only soup left, I am willing to share it! ]
[My Pippi has been raised for over thirty years! !! All food! !! !! ]
[You push us and we ca n’t even eat it, cry. ]
[Yue'an probably means to smell for us ...]
[No, I think you're all wrong. He was probably asking us what to do with this stuff. ]
When Yuean saw this bubble comment, he quickly "meowed".
[Two claws fold on both sides of the dinner plate and the protective film of the dinner plate will crack and absorb the residue. ]
"Meow." Yue'an obediently stretched out two paws and patted them on both sides of the dinner plate.
The take-out dinner plate is very light, and the material is mainly a kind of special odorless plant fiber. It is thin and tough, and can be digested well by the earth.
As his claws fell, a very thin film on the surface of the plate suddenly cracked, and the plant fibers inside quickly absorbed the remaining soup and residue, and then, as if irritated, the entire plate suddenly contracted, The automatic group became a quarter-sized slap-type group, which was very easy to pack.
Yuean Meizi folded all the remaining five plates on the table, and then scooped them into the trash one by one.
[You probably wo n’t use the dining car next to you, do you see the handle on top? If you can't pull it up, press it down and the dining car opens. ]
Seeing this message, Yuean stood on the edge of the table, stretched his paws with his buttocks, and reached the handle of the dining car sent by the robot. After pulling it over, he opened the dining car with a pop and saw that the mechanical arm Hot and full of food was once again delivered to the dining table, turning and proudly meowing at the camera flying next to him.
[Is the creature of the ancient earth so cute! ]
[Hey, in fact, I just saw it now> ///// ///// ///
[Ancient earth's pets are so cute! Look at our pets now, what are they QAQ! ]
[The fluffy ones are so expensive, and the iron armors are not good. They have to spend such a long time taming and making evil ...]
[I don't accept Pippi ...! ]
[Pippi, if it's fluffy, I will love it ...]
[Lost the dignity of the most popular pets in the iron armor, Pippi. ]
[Small whisper to you, pull the picture down and stick it to the maximum to ignore the smell of milk smelling from cats and cats. Ah ... this is probably paradise.
[Are you perverted! ]
[I didn't realize it! ]
[Yeah, olfactory sensing is on, am I stupid! ]
[Suck! ]
[Suck--------! !! !! !! ]
[Are you all perverted? ? ? ]
[Abominable, scent of nose dishes, this must be an implanted advertisement in the floating restaurant! I can not stand it any more! Take an order for their home delivery! ]
[I also ordered it! !! !! It's so expensive! I've thrown out half of my living expenses this month! ]
[It took only half of it, really rich. ]
[How can you say that someone else is rich! ]
[Addicted to sucking cats, I'm going to die in the fluff, don't save me. ]
[I went to look at the price ... Distressed Marshal's wallet. ]
[Looking at Yue'an's dishes, I found that he bought it according to the most expensive and best-selling list in the Imperial Capital Takeaway List ... calculate the total price, more than 360,000 ...]
[... I have every reason to suspect that this is not Marshal's order. ]
[So it doesn't seem to see the Marshal. ]
[Marshal is going to the military court today, he is not at home. ]
[So takeaway is ...]
[Yuean ordered it by himself. ]
[Marshal: I may not be able to raise a cat. ]
Yue'an finished a few more dishes, looked up at the comments, and was suddenly unhappy.
He stretched out his front paw and patted the table to express his dissatisfaction: "Meow! Meow!"
I do n’t want him to raise it!
[Cat language zero grade asking for help, what is Yuean talking about? ]
[Maybe it ’s saying that you guys are rushing to throw money at me and I want to buy food! ]
[I think you're right. ]
[Not just money! Give you give you! !! More than 90 billion viewers give one dollar each ...]
[... there are more than 90 billion in the bath? !! Such a calculation ... oh! ]
[Hey! Shut up! Don't want to trick me into running a live broadcast! !! !! ]
Yue'an looked at them and said they were giving gifts crazy, not to be reconciled, meowing at them.
You see, I earn nearly 100 million yuan with a meal!
Who wants Ji Xiu?
[Ah, this cry, please open the tactile sensor, I just want to bury the whole person in the hairs, take a roll, it must be very decompression, sucking cats makes me happy o //// ///