Vol 2 Chapter 7: Sloppy bear Zheng Shou
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The Law of Hunting a Wife
- Huà Lï Chán Kõng
- 1558 characters
- 2021-03-04 04:19:01
Zheng Shou felt that he had never been so embarrassed in 32 years. The scene half an hour ago still had the urge to hit his head against a rock, but what he wanted to do was to tear the white python with his claws.
How did he treat that kid differently before? How do you think he is pleasing to the eye? !
Thinking of the ignorance of the people he once knew, he really wanted to pierce his eyes.
Zheng Shou is not the oldest prisoner in the Saintess Forest, but he is also ranked in the top three for his sentence. Since I was detained when I was 13 years old, I have become accustomed to the simple, hard and free life here year after year.
As an old oilman, most of the prisoners would call out ‘senior’ characters, and he had already forgotten his personal image or something in the corner. Wearing tattered shorts, with tousled black hair on top, a naked and strong body, the skin of his whole body is tanned and oily, this is his image that has not changed all year round.
There are only a group of male orcs serving sentences in the Saintess's Forest, and no female orcs will see it.
Of course, there are a few exceptions, such as the white python of Meng Sao, or the special existence.
At that time, Zheng Shou was doing what he had to do every day at this time: holding a grass core in his mouth, rubbing itching on the pole of a big tree, rubbing mud particles with his hands folded in front of his chest.
In order to steal the honey in the wild honeycomb safely and quickly, he thinks it is necessary to find a quagmire to add mud armor to himself. But after the matter was done, as long as he had the hard lumps all over his body, the semi-dried mud would fall off by itself, and if there were stubborn elements, he had to rub them off manually.
What an effective method this is, what a genius discovery this is!
Even the time to take a bath can be saved.
He was half-squinting his eyes, and humming from his nose so comfortable that he was awakened by a soft cough when he moaned from his nose.
Then he saw the goddess he hit.
Although all the memories of females have become obscure because of their age, even in the midnight spring dream, only specious appearances remain. But he can be sure that this young girl standing not far in front of him is perfect different from other female orcs, that is the ultimate direction of female evolution, and is the dream goddess of all male orcs.
Zheng Shou, who was assaulted by Yang Qiqi's beauty, raised his eyes, his mouth opened into an o-shape, and the grass core fell down, with a bright suspicious liquid on one end.
At this time, his hands were still rubbing his chest with great dedication, and he didn't notice the two small red fruit grains standing up in excitement under the ravages of his hands.
This is a dream~
It must be a dream, how could little females appear in the Saintess Forest? ! And it's so perfect.
The omnipotent beast is on top, and I, Zheng Shou, imagined such a perfect little female. I was really excited. Woo~
New Year Moxu clenched a fist, put it to his lips and coughed again, trying to attract the attention of Zheng Shou who looked like a pig brother.
Zheng Shou usually has a sloppy temper, but in addition to his sloppy life, his strength is one of the best in the forest, and he is also a good person. He also understands the lethality of Qiqi's appearance, but Zheng Shou is so embarrassed, is it? Look at that trivial thing, how can he recommend to Qiqi? Will the master be like this? Who believes it!
Now, Zheng Shou had only seven or seven left in his eyes.
Year of the Mo? Is there such a person?
"Brother Hunter, Brother Hunter!" Ji Mo had to step forward and pat him on the shoulder.
"Oh ~ Nian Ji Mo, why are you here?" Zheng Shou only glanced at him from the corner of his eye, and then stared at Qiqi without blinking, fearing that a goddess would disappear.
Beast brother?
Qiqi's expression of patience from the moment he saw this male orc finally broke his work, and laughed out loud.
Zheng Shou blinked in surprise: the goddess smiled better.
"Qiqi, this is the Zheng Shou I told you about." Nian Ji Mo hated iron and cast a sideways glance at him, a little embarrassed: "Don't look at Brother Shou like this, in fact, others are usually more reliable. His original body is Moon Bear, and he is characterized by great strength and high defense."
"Yeah, I'm still very reliable..." Zheng Shou finally came to his senses, holding the wrist of the young man in front of him, excitedly lit Qiqi with his other hand: "Nian Jimo, you mean Isn't this little beauty what I imagined? Is she real?"
In the new year, Mo shook his wrists, and the strength of this bear was too great.
"Let go first, Brother Hunter."
"Ah~" Zheng Shou suddenly thought of his current image and the ugly state of rubbing against the tree pole just now, his face suddenly turned into a pig liver color, and he cried out strangely: "Ji Mo~ you stinky boy, you must be On purpose. At this time, I brought the little beauty here to watch me make a fool of myself. I can't spare you..." The howling gradually disappeared in the forest.
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"He should take a bath and change clothes. The female orc hasn't been in the Saintess Forest for so many years, everyone is used to doing whatever he wants. From now on, he will pay attention to his image."
In front of a beautiful female like you, no male orc would carelessly maintain a neat appearance. It was originally a posture of looking up. If you don't maintain a decent manner, you will be inferior to the dust. At that time, he would lose the courage to even look at it.
Oh, one thing Zheng Shou said was right. He did bring Qiqi here on purpose at this time. The first impression is very important. He didn't want to make him like others more after July 7th, even if it was Zheng Shou or that person he identified with.
"Zheng Shou is a very cute orc."
The orc was frizzy, but he was very clear from the first glance. He was so shocked that there was no obsceneness in his eyes. People gather in kind, and things are divided into groups. It is really not a bad person who can make Nian Ji Mo be eye-catching and consider him the same.
Not long after they were in Linzhong, Zheng Shou blushed and walked over in a twitchy manner.
Sure enough, he went to take a shower, and his wet hair made a lot of water stains on the temporarily new gray clothes.
Nian Ji Mo glared fiercely, looking at Qiqi but still wanting to talk, matching his tall and strong body is very happy.
Nian Ji Mo sighed helplessly, pulled Yang Qiqi over, and introduced him: "Brother Hunter, this is Yang Qiqi. I met in the forest yesterday. She is from another continent far away. I will stay in the empire to live. I have decided to become one of her guardian beasts. Brother Shou, you are strong and you always take pictures of me. So I want to ask for your opinion. Would you like to join in?"
"Guardian beast?" Zheng Shou jumped three feet high, "I am willing! I am willing!"
So afraid of not expressing it clearly, he knelt down on one knee again, and grasped one of Qiqi’s soft pancreas with a pair of bear claws. A pair of black eyeballs stared at her eyes fiercely: "Qiqi, I am willing Be your guardian beast. I, Zheng Shou, are willing to spend my whole life following your footsteps. Your life will be higher than mine, and your needs will be higher than mine. I beg you to accept my loyalty!"
Seeing such a tower-like bearded man kneeling in front of him, Qiqi felt like a knight swearing an oath to the princess. However, in fact, what he said just now was really an oath of allegiance to her.
Just met ~EbookFREE.me~ so easy to conquer a buddy?
Or is it that because of the huge gap in the ratio of male to female in this continent, male orcs will easily make their oaths when they encounter female orcs who are only slightly pleasing to the eye?
Is it a bit of a play?
Yang Qiqi looked at his eyes, where it was as clear as water, clearly reflecting her bright face.
She intuitively felt that what he said was not mixed with a trace of water.
"Okay, I accept your loyalty and accept you as one of my guardian beasts." She chuckled lightly, and put her other hand that was not grasped on one of his shoulders.
With a sound of "gudong", the overly happy Zheng Shou fell to the ground, two lines of blood flowing out of his nose.
Qiqi's eyes twitched, and black lines were all over her head.
She never knew that her little loli-like lethality would be so powerful, and random expressions and actions could make this bear a big "sex blessing". ()