Chapter 14: Dense smoke and dry rivers

　　 "God! How many bowls has he eaten?"
　　 "You can really eat this guy, is it possible that some legendary monster turned into a human form?"
　　 "Bah! Do you still eat noodles for monsters? Don't you just eat us?"
　　 Outside a noodle restaurant, pedestrians stopped and vendors gathered, all pointing to a scene of ‘spectacle’ inside the noodle restaurant.
　　 This spectacle is nothing else, it is a strong young man in a short shirt who is eating a bowl of noodles, and the piled up sea bowls are actually three feet high.
There are three or two bowls of noodles, as well as many meats and a few plates of greens on the table in front of him. After taking a few bites of the bowl, the young man threw the sea bowl aside and waved his hand: "A few more bowls! Add two more dishes. !"
　　 "Good!" Some screamers yelled, and the whole restaurant became busy again.
　　 Yang Jian threw two pieces of gold in the past and let them serve these meals. This side is the least valuable staple food, and they are also happy to let this strange guest earn them some eyeballs.
　　 The shopkeeper was a fat old man who cracked the abacus. There were really diners who came into the shop because they wanted to watch Yang Jian eat.
　　 An hour later, Yang Jian walked out of the shop patted his chubby belly, walking and stepping in the style of a big master, the group of onlookers around quickly dispersed.
　　 "How much strength does it have to eat so many meals?"
　　 "Hey? I really want to meet him, he seems to be at the city gate... By the way! He is the young orion who is dragging two big wild boars over!"
　　 "Wow, so young?"
　　 Yang Jian didn't care much about the surrounding discussion. He came here just to stroll around, experience the beauty of the mortal world, relax his mind, and better devote himself to the next practice.
　　 After eating and drinking enough to walk more than a hundred steps on the street, his powerful stomach has digested the pasta he ate before.
　　 Then, Yang Jian frowned, clutched his stomach and started looking around...
　　 actually ignored this kind of thing.
　　What did he eat in Yuquanshan? It is a delicacy made by Tinglan Cuizhu with the elixir of immortality. It contains spiritual power and is almost free of impurities.
　　 And the game he usually eats is actually some delicious meat, which can be refined into blood when eaten in the stomach to replenish itself.
Today I ate the more nostalgic taste-similar to the noodles and sauced beef in the previous life. Yang Jian ate a big meal with his belly open when he confiscated it, but the blood essence refined by his body was only a trace, a big one. The pile of impurities rushed towards the back door.
　　 Yang Jian walked two steps quickly, saw the old man, smiled awkwardly, "Old man, please inquire, where is the latrine?"
　　 "The latrine? Oh, there is really no latrine on the street here." The old man did not delay Yang Jian, and said directly: "You can find the inn and ask, they all have larger latrines in the backyard."
　　 "Hey, thank you Lao Zhang."
　　 "There are three urgent things, go ahead."
　　 Yang Jian walked away, running the eight or nine profound arts, temporarily suppressing the back door with a powerful ‘butt’ force, and rushed forward in a stride.
　　 In desperation, I didn't find the inn or anything. Instead, I saw a section of high wall, which should be a courtyard.
　　 Feeling carefully, there is no living creature anger behind this wall, Yang Jian glanced around, taking advantage of no one looking at him, two steps forward, a simple rollover, and quickly over the wall...
　　 Madam Taiyi once said that he was a man of great fortune, and Madam Yuding also praised his disciples for their extraordinary luck.
　　 Yang Jian didn't believe it, but he believed it today.
　　 Why?
　　 Over the wall, I saw a latrine built next to the small attic. What could be more lucky?
　　 Behind the high wall is a garden, and at the end of the deep path is a loft, surrounded by many flowers and plants. Yang Jian ran to the side of the attic in two steps. Seeing that there seemed to be people in the attic, he lowered his body with a guilty conscience and stepped into the hut.
　　Unexpectedly, the design of the cottage here is quite ‘chic’, and the people who live here will enjoy and understand life.
　　 There are still landscape paintings hanging here, and there are a few pots of flowers and plants. It is fragrant and has no peculiar smell.
　　 If it weren't for the toilet seats made of a few cork boards, Yang Jian thought he had found the wrong place! The toilet table is nearly ten feet deep, and there is a sound of running water below, and the filth can be washed away immediately...
　　What is a big family? This is the big family!
　　 You can see the taste in the details, and you can see the bottom in the toilet.
　　 Locked the door, squatted, Yang Jian drew on his strength and did not dare to exert his legs, his face was red in a moment.
　　 As soon as he gritted his teeth, Yang Jian yelled: "Hey!" After all, he no longer suppressed his body, and completely let go of his mind!
　　 just listen...
　　 rumbling!
　　 A few maids in the attic walked to the window sill to look at them. They turned their heads and shouted as they watched: "Princess, there seems to be thunder outside."
　　 "Thunder? Isn't this sunny?" A lazy voice floated out.
　　 "Hey, maybe it was the birthday banquet in the front yard. What magical powers those fairy masters displayed!"
　　 The lazy voice snorted softly, full of disdain: "What kind of fairy! You are all scammers! You two are itchy again, aren't you?"
　　 The relationship between the maids and the princess should be pretty good. They were all talking and laughing, and they were not really angry.
　　 "The princess is forgiving, the princess is forgiving."
　　 "Hehe, the princess, are you really not going to see it? It is said that the prince who has been engaged to you is also here."
　　The county lord scolded again: "What marriage contract? See if I can keep up and tear the torn piece of paper! Get my bow and arrow! I'll go to the front yard and go around!"
　　 It seems that he should be a princess who doesn't like red makeup and uniforms.
　　 In the latrine, Yang Jian was listening with a black line on his face. Although he didn't intend to eavesdrop, it just happened to be...just a little bit of fun while fighting hard.
　　Master? Sheriff? The prince?
　　 Ah, this should be the royal family in this duny world.
　　 The power of the red dust is nothing but the clouds and smoke of the past. If it is the land of the five continents, or the world of the prosperous cultivation of immortals, most of the countries that exist are immortal dynasties, and the children of the royal family have very superior conditions for cultivation.
　　 But here, the orthodoxy is missing, the spiritual energy is exhausted, and the fairy road is broken.
　　 A mortal has a life span of 70 or 80 years. If you don't think about cultivating detachment, you will be nothing more than a dead bone in a thousand years.
　　 Yang Jian’s desire for Taoism is very strong. After feeling, he feels that he can’t relax and feels that his excretion is almost done. So he raised his hand and took a few sheets of paper, planning to return to the mountain early to practice...
Uh? Why did the sound of running water stop?
　　 scratching his head, Yang Jian lifted his pants and was about to leave, but after walking out of the latrine, he remembered Master’s teachings...
　　Knowledge and gratitude report, repay the cause and effect in time.
　　 used other people's latrines, or ruined their latrines, what should he do to repay the cause and effect?
　　 Yang Jian stood there, lost in thought, facing the most difficult problem since cultivating the Tao.
　　 was hesitating, laughter and footsteps came from the attic, Yang Jian turned around and jumped to a rockery, hiding there with his waist down.
　　 The two vermilion doors of the attic were opened, and several young girls in red clothes walked out laughing and making noises, and their voices matched the voices that Yang Jian had heard before.
　　Different from the women in neon clothes, these maidservants are all wearing short shirts, draped with chain mail, and they wear boots instead of embroidered shoes.
　　Four girls stood at the door in pairs, set up a posture, and seemed to greet them.
　　 There was a soft humming, and a petite figure half head shorter than the maids jumped out, and Yang Jian couldn't help but shine.
　　 This is a young girl full of spirit and grace, wearing a general-style silver armor and battle skirt, but not the least heroic, on the contrary, there is a bit of temperament.
　　 She has a slender neck, white jade, seemingly flawless, and her chest is slightly raised, but the silver armor can't stop it.
　　 She looks thin, but she has a graceful posture; a ponytail is behind her head, which makes her more lively.
　　 Those big eyes, a little bit of vermilion lips, and those Qiong nose and willow eyebrows are really a little beauty who is satisfied with aura, and in a few years she will really have that alluring beauty.
　　 Yang Jian really couldn't imagine that the phrase ‘fart’ just now would come from such a girl.
　　 What is even more rare is the aura of her whole body, the Tianling cover seems to have a shining luster, that is the result of her own absorption of the aura of heaven and earth...
　　 This is definitely a piece of jade for cultivating immortals and cultivating Taoism. It is a pity that I was born in such a big world.
　　 Yang Jian felt a little regretful, but then he remembered that he was just a little monk who had practiced for several years. He had just reached the first level of profound arts, and he had no right to regret others.
　　 "Princess, if you go out, wouldn't the twelve princes just bow down at your feet?" A maid in uniform made a bold joke, "What if you can't leave?"
　　 "Huh! He dare!"
　　 The little princess is still young, with a thin face, and blushing, muttering: "I can't look down on those sick princes! Today is to let him see my power! It's best to withdraw the marriage contract by yourself!"
　　 Yang Jian smiled when he heard the words, this girl is also quite interesting.
　　 But then Yang Jian's smile stiffened because the little princess said in a low voice: "Wait for me first, I will deal with the injury."
After 　　 finished speaking, he went straight to the latrine. This ‘injury’ seemed to have something to say.
　　 "Hey!" Yang Jian just wanted to stop him, and then he covered his mouth in an instant. He could only look at the latrine anxiously, but he couldn't help it.
　　 was hesitating, the delicate girl had already pushed open the latrine door, and saw a thick dark green smoke popping out. The girl retched, stepped back three steps, and retired embarrassingly...
　　 "Princess!"
　　 The princess almost stood unsteadily, and was supported by the maids and quickly retreated.
Silver Teeth bit, the princess cursed in a low voice: "Which one of you made the toilet so stinky! How much fart! Ouch, this princess is not working! Quick! Help me find a place to sit down slowly !"
　　 Yang Jian can only scratch the back of his head blushing, this, I did eat a lot before, and it is heavy, and I haven’t been so comfortable recently...
　　 What kind of cause and effect is this?
　　 Yang Jian was also anguished.