Chapter 1427 - : No Signal

Chapter 1427: No Signal
Translator: 
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 Editor: 
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Helpless, Fangzheng could only emphasize,
This Penniless Monk’s name is really Fangzheng.



Okay… I believe you.
Hua Yue gave him a knowing look.

Fangzheng looked out of the window speechlessly and thought,
What the hell! Why is it that no one believes This Penniless Monk when he tells the truth?


As he said that, a motorcycle overtook them. It didn’t take long before it stopped.

The man jumped off the motorcycle and walked to the middle of the road.

When Hua Yue saw this, she cursed,
Is he tempting fate?


At the same time, the car came to a halt.

The moment it stopped, the man on the motorcycle suddenly rushed over and slammed on the hood with a bang!

Hua Yue was so frightened that she subconsciously screamed, her face pale!

Following that, the man on the motorcycle used his helmet to hit the front of the car. Hua Yue screamed in fright the entire time. She had no idea what she had encountered and was so flustered that lost her bearings.

Fangzheng hurriedly patted Hua Yue on the shoulder and said,
Amitabha. Patron, don’t be afraid. It’s fine.


Upon hearing Fangzheng’s voice, Hua Yue calmed down. However, she was still a little afraid when she saw the extremely savage motorcycle man. She took out her cell phone and said,
I… I’ll call the police.


At this moment, the man on the hood suddenly turned over and lay in front of the car, motionless!

Hua Yue was taken aback as she asked Fangzheng,
What… What’s going on? What is he doing?


Fangzheng gestured for Hua Yue to not move.
This Penniless Monk will know after taking a look.



Don’t… It’s dangerous getting out of the car. If this person is a murderer or something…
Hua Yue was really afraid, and she spoke incoherently.

Fangzheng smiled.
It’s fine. If it’s a murderer, This Penniless Monk can persuade him to surrender himself. That will be a meritorious deed.


Hua Yue rolled her eyes when she heard that.
Do you really think you are Abbot Fangzheng? Don’t go down. I’ll call the police…


Fangzheng said,
Call the police. This Penniless Monk will go down and take a look.


At this moment, Hua Yue exclaimed,
Strange, there’s no signal on my cell phone! I can’t make a call!


Fangzheng indicated for her not to be anxious. At the same time, he got out of the car.

Just as Fangzheng got out of the car, he saw Hua Yue’s car door open. Following that, Hua Yue stood there in fear with a tiny pair of scissors in her hand. She raised it high as though she was telling everyone not to move! I’m not afraid! I have a weapon…

Fangzheng was rendered speechless. At the same time, he felt touched.

Clearly, Hua Yue would be safest sitting in the car. However, she was worried about Fangzheng’s safety. She still held what she believed to be the most powerful weapon to protect him.

What could Fangzheng say? All he could do was smile. After indicating that he was fine, he walked towards the man lying in front of the car.


Amitabha. Patron, what are you doing?
asked Fangzheng.

The man flipped over and sneered.
What do you think? You’ve hit me with your car. Pay up!


Fangzheng was taken aback when he heard that.

Hua Yue was taken aback as well. Then, she snapped out of her daze and exclaimed,
You’re racketeering!?


The man rolled his eyes at her and said,
Fool… I’m not a racketeer. You bumped into me, pay up! Otherwise, don’t think of leaving!



You… I’m telling you. I’ve already called the police,
Hua Yue threatened.

The man sneered.
There’s no signal here. You can’t even reach 110. How did you call the police? Try it. Let me see… which police station will receive your call.


Hua Yue:
You…


Fangzheng waved his hand, indicating that Hua Yue should not be angry and to be quiet. It was better to leave the matter to him.

Hence, Fangzheng came in front of the man and said,
Amitabha. Patron, it’s not right to racketeer.



Fk off! What racketeer? Don’t you know what I’m saying? You hit me, so you have to compensate me! If you don’t compensate me, don’t even think about leaving! Stop lecturing me. I don’t believe in your monk tricks!
The man seemed to be provoked as he waved his arms, gesturing for Fangzheng to scram further away.

Fangzheng wasn’t angry. He sat in front of the man and said,
Patron, are you sure you won’t let us go if we don’t give you the money?


The man sneered,
Do you think I’m joking with you?


Fangzheng looked up at Hua Yue and asked,
Patron, are you in a rush?


Hua Yue said,
I… I’m alright. I’m not in a rush.


Fangzheng nodded.
That’s good. This Penniless Monk isn’t in a rush either. Let’s have a good chat with this patron…


Hua Yue was stunned. The man was stunned…

Fangzheng ignored them and sat beside the man. He asked,
Patron, how should I address you?


The man slanted his eyes and looked at Fangzheng like he was a retard.
Bald Donkey, didn’t you hear me clearly? Pay up to leave. If you don’t pay, don’t even think about leaving.


Fangzheng said,
Patron, didn’t you hear This Penniless Monk’s words clearly? It’s impossible for us to pay. Since you aren’t letting This Penniless Monk leave, why don’t we chat?



You are clearly trying to waste time with me, right?
The man looked at Fangzheng unhappily.

Fangzheng shrugged.
This Penniless Monk only wants to have a chat. There’s no other meaning.



Chat your ass! Chat! Let’s see who can last longer!
After the man said that, he ignored Fangzheng. He took out his cell phone and began taking selfies. Once he was done, he planned on posting on Moments or something, but sadly, he realized that there was no signal!

When Hua Yue saw this, she chuckled.
There’s no signal. What are you trying to do?


The man clicked his tongue, got up, and took out a handheld game console from the storage compartment. Then, he leaned against Hua Yue’s car and started playing games.

When Hua Yue saw this, her eyebrows nearly stood up.
You came prepared!


The man said,
What’s wrong with bringing a handheld console out? Who said that I can’t bring one? You hit me and choose not to compensate me. What right do you have to speak!?


Hua Yue said unhappily,
You… You’re racketeering…


The man said,
What are you talking about? Who’s racketeering? If you continue saying that, don’t blame me for being nasty!


Hua Yue quickly raised her scissors and said,
What do you want to do?


The man glanced at Hua Yue and could not be bothered with her. He continued gaming.

Fangzheng gestured for Hua Yue to return to the car before chuckling.
Patron, do you like to play games?


The man ignored Fangzheng and continued playing in peace.


Master, what do we do? Shall I appear and throw him out into space?
 
Salted Fish asked with a voice transmission.

Fangzheng slapped him to make him shut up…

Then, Fangzheng sat in front of the man without a word, smiling at him.

One minute… The man did not respond.

Five minutes and the man still did not respond.

Ten minutes later, the man turned around…

15 minutes later, the man turned around impatiently and shouted,
Bald Donkey, why are you looking at me?


Fangzheng chuckled.
Patron, aren’t you hot?


When the man heard that, he subconsciously looked up at the blazing sun in the sky and licked his lips.
Do you think this will stump me?