Chapter 3: Do you want paper?
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The Nine Godheads
- Chen Ji Tang Hong Dou
- 1183 characters
- 2021-02-04 01:11:16
In Xuanyuan Pavilion, Hong Xiaobao touched his nose and looked at Ye Jinning. His expression was like watching an idiot: "What happened when my father saw your head and asked for salute? The salute is a salute, and the fiancee is a fiancee. This is two different things. You can't even tell this?"
"How can you tell me?" Ye Jinning raised his right hand and slammed his hand against Hong Xiaobao's chest: "I can't tell the difference!"
After all, he is a meat tire. Hong Xiaobao is a waste that cannot be used for martial arts. One ordinary person, he did not make full effort with this hand, and the purpose was to scare and scare Hong Xiaobao.
"Ye Jinning!" The cloud slammed and slammed low and stopped.
However, Ye Jinning's shot is too abrupt, although the cloud is as good as his strength, after all, it is still half a beat later.
The loud noise of "砰" is beyond the expectation of the clouds. Hong Xiaobao stepped back two steps. Ye Jinning is three steps back!
"My hand!" Originally, Ye Jinning succeeded. At this time, the screaming should be Hong Xiaobao, but he did not want Hong Xiaobao or the smiling face. Ye Jinning shouted: "Hong Xiaobao, you dare to use poison!"
"Crap," Hong Xiaobao looked at him like an idiot: "I don't have martial arts, I have to be a little defense. Oh, I will tell you about it. I made this armor that I made. I named it soft armor. All of them are barbed. Usually they are obedient, but when someone touches me, they will be tied. Of course, it’s just so boring, so I smeared something on it..."
"What?!" Ye Jinning's gnashing teeth. This Hong Xiaobao, actually dare to make this kind of thing!
"Ah, this can be said," Hong Xiaobao smiled and looked at Ye Jinning: "It’s not a special thing, it’s just a laxative..."
Sure enough, Hong Xiaobao’s voice just fell, and I heard Ye Jinning’s belly screaming loudly!
"I... my stomach..." Ye Jinning's entire face turned into pig liver color, sweating on his stomach, screaming: "The toilet... Where is the toilet?!"
Hong Xiaobao immediately pointed to the toilet he had just built: "There is..."
Then I saw that Ye Jinning was simply rushing out!
"Hey," Ye Jinning jumped away, and the clouds on the side couldn't help but laugh. This smile, when the moon really appears, flowers bloom, glamorous can not be square. She smiled and then shook her head: "Hey, Xiao Bao Ge, you are so smart, it is a pity..."
"Hey, it’s not a big deal," Hong Xiaobao scratched his hair and suddenly shot his thigh. "Oh, forget it, come on!"
......
"Call..." finally solved the urgent need, Ye Jinning sat on the toilet, and took a long breath: "Fortunately, okay..." At this time, he remembered that such a big move here has not even come to the individual. It was strange, the result just came to mind, a young voice laughed and screamed outside the latrine: "Oh, Jin Ning brother, my toilet has just been covered today, I haven’t had time to sort it out, ah, don’t think too much. , I mean, if you want paper, no..."
"To... the point," Ye Jinning's fists are all bursting up: "Ma... trouble Xiaobao brothers..."
"Ah, don't dare to be afraid," Hong Xiaobao immediately handed the paper from the hole: "Lightly, the paper is not strong."
"More, thank you Xiaobao brothers," and then soon came the screams of Ye Jinning - well, the paper broke...
Ye Jinning has a sudden impulse to die, is there any? In the face of my sweetheart, the paper is broken...
Although it was not directly seen, the problem was that Hong Xiaobao was very just right at this time: "Oh, Jin Ning, what happened to you? Is it broken? I just reminded you that this paper is not strong, you Why are you still so hard?" Then Hong Xiaobao began to shout and shouted: "Fast! Go to the water, call Jin Ning brother to wash your hands!"
"Received!" At this time, a group of guards around the group struggled to hold back the laughter and hurriedly fetched water. After a while, the kungfu came back with the water basin: "Nine emperors, the water came."
"Quickly send Jinning brother," Hong Xiaobao smiled and said: "Right, this taste is not very good, it is hard to eat, remember to go and take some silver to drink some wine with the brothers." En, Hong Xiaobaozhi So it’s all mixed up, it’s because the goods are always generous, and it’s okay for people who eat meat to drink soup at least.
Now I heard him say that the guards still don’t understand, and the five faces of the pretending face are rushing together: "Oh, this smell is too big!"
In fact, it was not so serious. The problem is that after saying this, it would be awful. The surrounding guards brushed back three steps. The cloud cockroaches simply turned their heads and lifted their sleeves to cover their mouths and noses...
After tossing for half an hour, Ye Jinning finally got a sigh of relief. When he came out, he decisively walked away: "It’s really called Xiaobao Brothers, and I’m going to visit it. Now that I’m not feeling well, I’ll go back first. "When I talked with my stomach down my head, I hurried away. At this time, Hong Xiaobao did not forget to make up another knife: "Jin Ning brother is slow, I will not send it. Oh, yes, I plan tomorrow. For the sisters of Caijing and Jinning Brothers to pick up the dust, take the two of you to do a big health care, can you go?"
"Don't go, let's go." Ye Jinning's face is almost gloomy and can drip out water. However, the problem is that there is such a big embarrassment today. Where is the embarrassing thing to follow, this Hong Xiaobao means too much, and what will happen if it is not allowed to go there--I don’t dare to go, I can only send people to follow it, at any time. Communicate the information.
"Oh, that's really a pity," Hong Xiaobao smacked and wiped his nose. He said: "Great health, very comfortable, people who have tried can say wow..."
Soon, after Ye Jinning left, the guards looked at each other and began to brush up with various shackles: "Nine emperors, the subordinates suddenly felt black in front of them, and asked the Nine Emperors to approve to go back and take a break."
"Nine emperors, I have to be unable to disturb the illness of the young people before the flower, and also asked the Nine Emperors to approve to go back to rest..."
"Nine emperors, my teeth suddenly hurt..."
Instantly make birds and beasts scattered.
"Hey," seeing this group of people interesting, the cloud can no longer hold back, suddenly laughed. Because it was night, when the clouds came, I just wanted to protect Hong Xiaobao secretly, so I wore a black night dress. Suddenly, the face is smiling, it seems like the ice and snow suddenly spring blossoms, called Hong Xiaobao almost looked at the eyes: "Wow, color sister, you smile really look good, more beautiful than before!"