Chapter 1016: Confession is a problem

After hearing what I said, the fairy patriarch laughed. His smile was full of sarcasm and her eyes were full of sympathy. She seemed to treat me as a fool.
"The patriarch's grandma" I couldn't help saying: "Your smile...I can't accept it."
"Is it hard to accept?" The goblin patriarch continued to hehe: "It is hard to accept. If you can accept my smile, you are either a great man with a broad mind or a fool."
This old lady, why is she talking so tricky!
With a helpless expression on my face, I spread my hands and said, "Grandma patriarch, let's stop laughing. Let's be serious. You haven't answered my question yet."
The patriarch put away his smile, his old eyes stared at me, and said, "I didn't expect you to be so stupid. How could that little girl of the elven race treat you as a grown-up? Have you ever seen an elves who pinched their elders. ?"
I shook my head: "I haven't seen this."
"It's right if you haven't seen it," the patriarch said: "Not only have you never seen it, even I have never seen it, and I can be sure that in this Hefeng Continent, no one has ever seen such a scene!"
"Why?" I wondered.
"Because elves may make small mistakes, but they will never make such principled mistakes as offending the elders!"
The fairy patriarch's tone was quite serious, he changed his kind attitude just now.
I felt that I had offended some of her bottom line, and hurriedly apologized: "Ah, sorry, grandma the patriarch, I didn't say this on purpose. I just mentioned it casually. Please forgive me."
The fairy patriarch waved her hand. Although her expression was still serious, she didn't seem to be angry. She groaned and said, "Actually, your guess just now can't be said to be wrong. After all, according to your understanding of customs, it can be thought of as such. It’s reasonable. It’s just that your guess and what the little fairy girl meant to you are completely inadequate. I can see that she is a person who respects customs very much. Such a person will not just make fun of customs. , Since you touched her hair, she has not immediately drew the sword to execute you, that is to say, she..."
"Is she going to design a perfect murder plan before executing me?"
Ten seconds after I asked this sentence, my eyes met with the fairy patriarch, and the scene was extremely quiet at one time. No, it would be more appropriate to use dead silence.
In this dead silence for ten seconds, I saw that the eyes of the fairy patriarch gradually changed from kindness at the beginning to sarcasm, then sympathy, then doubt, then sympathy, and finally frozen in sarcasm.
When I was wondering why the eyes of the fairy patriarch changed so much, there was a sudden pain in my forehead, and the patriarch gave me a thrill. At the same time, she also threw a sentence: "Design your head!" "
As she said, she pointed to her head, then pointed to mine, and said, "Here, it's for thinking, not for random thinking. Don't talk about your wild thoughts when talking seriously. come out!"
I clutched my forehead and said aggrieved: "I didn't..."
Seeing the fairy patriarch's fist raised again.
I hurriedly said, "Yes, I'm sorry, I will never do this again!"
Only then did the fairy patriarch put down her fist, she sighed, and said earnestly: "Xiao Yi, you are still young. I did this because you will not be ridiculed by others in the future. Do you understand my good intentions? ?"
"No...understand, I understand!" I nodded repeatedly, and said, "How could I not understand the patriarch's grandmother's hard work!"
"Just understand, let's continue."
Seeing the fairy patriarch retracted the lowered fist into my sleeve, I was relieved and said: Damn it, it's just dangerous, and I almost thrilled with her again. Fortunately, I reacted quickly.
The fairy patriarch continued: "Actually, that little girl of the elf clan is interesting to you."
"Interesting with me?" I pointed to my nose and said, "She likes me? Fake..."
The fairy patriarch shook his head: "She likes you, this will not be fake, I am a person here, and I can see what she is thinking by looking at her eyes."
Hey, I’m familiar with these words. I remember my teacher always said to me: When you poked your ass, I knew you were going to pull some dung eggs.
"Since she likes me, why didn't she just say it?" I wondered.
"Girls always have to be reserved," the patriarch said.
"In fact, our boys' family should also be more reserved..."
Huh!
Another burst of chestnut.
I covered my forehead with so much pain and rolled around.
"Men are reserved!" The patriarch said: "Men, you should face your feelings directly, just like a man in a difficult situation, bravely!"
"Are you brave?" I thought of some indescribable pictures in my mind for an instant, and I couldn't help asking: "Will this be a bit too rascal?"
Elf patriarch: "Where did you think of it?"
I asked the fairy patriarch: "Grandma patriarch, what do you think I should do?"
"Directly" said the patriarch.
"Directly?" I thought for a while, and said: "Pounce directly on it, and then go for a kiss?"
The patriarch's eyes twitched: "Do you think you have lived too long?"
"Then... just pounce on it and fumble?" I asked again.
The patriarch looked at me with caring idiot eyes: "Haha."
I:......
After thinking about it, I said again: "Then, directly..."
"What I said directly is to let you directly confess to her!" The patriarch emphasized: "It's just a confession, do you understand? To confess, you can't do it, you can't speak it!"
"Oh, that's what I meant..."
The patriarch sighed deeply: "I really don't know how your fiancées got soaked."
I scratched my hair in distress: "I don't know either."
Elf patriarch: Σ(°△°

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For the next hour, the fairy patriarch and I were discussing how to confess to Emily to get the best results.
The fairy patriarch meant that it is enough for me to prepare a bunch of flowers that symbolize love. After all, love is dedicated and sacred to the elf.
I mean, if possible, I hope she can marry me with my fiancées, so that I can save a lot of trouble.
The patriarch said: "Go away, you have digressed, you know!"
After being driven away by the fairy patriarch, I continued to wander around the fairy land.
In fact, I digressed just now because I didn’t know how to confess to a girl.
Think about it carefully. I got together with Phoenix and Barbara. The journey with Kagali was a bit twisted-she was kissed by me. Come with me.
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