Chapter 1053: Protagonist halo
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The People Walking in Dungeons are surely not Normal
- Mad rabbit
- 1309 characters
- 2021-01-30 11:18:28
The two assassins looked at each other with a dumbfounded look.
Obviously, their hearts are broken.
One of them said: "Mr. An Xiaoyi, although we are not as strong as you, you can't insult us for this!"
Another person pulled out a dagger and said, "For dignity, I would rather die!"
The atmosphere was instantly tense.
My head was so big that I scratched my hair in distress: "Did you misunderstand something, for nothing, why should I insult you?"
"Isn't it?" The first person said: "We are assassins, not fishermen. You told us to catch fish, didn't you want to say that we are no different from fishermen in your eyes!"
"You can turn your brain from Beijing to Qinghai" sighed, and I said: "Put your mind right, listen to me, don't think about it?"
The two assassins stared at my face without blinking.
"It's like this. A friend of mine wants to eat white fish, but it's a black light. Where can I get it from her! As a last resort, I can only try my luck in the Fairy Forest, but I don't have any skills to catch white fish. , I don’t know what kind of white fish is delicious, and what kind of white fish is not delicious. I happened to meet the second person, so I thought about it and asked. That’s it, ok?"
The two assassins looked at each other for a while, and one of them said humanely: "What do you mean by your last sentence?"
"Oh, that's... the language I created, do you understand it?"
"Oh..." The two nodded: "Understood, in other words, you didn't mean to insult us?"
"Yes, yes, no, absolutely not!" My head was as big as a fight, and I really wanted to cut them off with a knife.
"Well, then" another assassin said: "We will help you."
After all, move forward with me to the Fairy Forest.
Although he promised to help me, it is still hostile after all. The lack of trust is affirmative, so I walked in the front, and they were behind.
On the way, I said: "Hey, although I beg you two for help, but there is one thing to clarify, no poison is allowed in the white fish I caught!"
The two assassins immediately became angry and rushed to protest. Why should I insult their dignity and their kindness?
I chose to ignore it completely and walk forward slowly.
The location to catch the white fish was found by the two assassins, looking at hundreds of white fish swimming in the pond, each of which was not as big as the pond where the portal of the fairyland was located.
But I don't plan to fish there. In case one of the two of them has research on space magic, once they find any clues, go back and report to their master, it will be troublesome.
There must be fewer troubles, and it is best to have none. This is my creed.
Seeing how the two assassins acted in the same manner when they caught fish, I couldn't help asking: "Does your expressions of fish catching also have special personnel?"
"Hush!" One of the assassins glared at me.
I shut up immediately.
However, I have a problem. Once I want to clarify a problem, even if it is difficult or even facing a sea of fire, I have to rush through it just to find the answer.
Although this problem will bring me a lot of benefits, its shortcomings are also very obvious, such as: What did pangolins say?
The two assassins deserved to be fishing experts, and it took only ten minutes to fill a bag of white fish.
In order to express my gratitude, I took out two gold coins, one for each person, as labor expenses.
When digging out the gold coins, the two assassins looked desperate, thinking that I was going to kill the donkey. This made me very speechless. Is my character so unbearable among your group?
The gold coins were handed over to them, and the two assassins tremblingly asked me: "Is this toxic?"
I gave them a blank look: "Is it okay to speak through the brain, who is okay to poison gold coins, unless it is the kind of guy who has a lot of money and people are foolish."
"Well, I think so too" the two assassins said in unison.
Although you helped me, if you insult my personality so much, believe it or not, I will throw the table up!
The two assassins received the gold coins, thanked them, and were about to turn around and leave. I stopped them again: "Send the Buddha to the west and help people home. Since you are so helpful and happy, you can help me get Did the fish arrive at the door? Thank you!"
I can clearly see the eye sockets of the two of them twitching. If they were not the assassins with strong endurance, they must have drawn their daggers now, and they would fight me hard.
The two assassins were carrying a big bag of white fish with a constipation expression on their faces. I walked slowly in front of them, turning back to chat with them and beat them.
"Hey, I said you guys, you are always lurking near my house when nothing is wrong, aren't you tired?"
Seeing that there was no response from the two of them, I continued: "You said your boss doesn't think about it. Even if you monitor for a lifetime, you may not be able to find a chance to take Remy away, unless you break the tree house and force her away from the room. But do you really dare to break the tree house?"
I squeezed my chin and said, "I'm afraid I dare not, let alone you, it seems that even the resurrected legendary hero is afraid of it. The anger of the tree house is quite terrifying."
"There will always be a chance," the assassin in front said: "Moreover, this is also the master's order."
"The master's order must not be disobeyed" the assassin behind said: "Don't you even know this?"
"I don't know." I shrugged, "I have never been an assassin."
"This is not an assassin's education, it's an introductory education for the Adventurer Academy" the assassin behind said: "You want to say you've never entered the academy?"
"I haven't entered." I spread my hands: "When I was a child, my family was poor, let alone the college. I didn't even have a complete piece of clothing. I had to cover my buttocks with my hands when climbing trees, or I would be gone."
"Are you bluffing me?" the assassin in front blurted out: "I have never entered the academy to become a great adventurer?"
"Why can't it?" I looked proudly: "I am so talented and unique since I was a child, it is not a matter of minutes to become an awesome adventurer!"
The two assassins were silent, not knowing what they were thinking.
After a while, the assassin behind asked: "How long have you been an adventurer?"
I thought for a while: "It's less than five years to be full."
"What!" The assassin behind also blurted out: "It seems that you are bluffing me! Five years! How could five years be better than us!"
"Do you understand the protagonist's halo?"
The two assassins shook their heads at the same time.
I disdain: "I don't even understand this, no wonder I am not as good as me."
"That's...what?" the assassin in front tentatively asked.
"It's an extremely profound thing. Even if I explain it to you, you will definitely not understand it. So, being a good supporting role is the most meaningful thing in your life."
I'm serious nonsense.
The two assassins looked at each other in the mist.
In fact, it's no wonder that the two of them sounded dumbfounded. Even myself, I don't know what I just said.
Anyway, it's impossible to collect information, so chat with blissful bullshit.
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