Chapter 137: Marry sister crazy
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The People Walking in Dungeons are surely not Normal
- Mad rabbit
- 1214 characters
- 2021-01-30 11:15:22
Rodney listened and smiled slightly: "Well, what are you going to want?"
"Combat skills."
"Combat skills?" Rodney was a little surprised: "What are you going to do with combat skills? It's not good to learn too much. A powerful adventurer like you probably doesn't know this."
"You worry too much" I said: "I haven't had a combat skill until now."
"No combat skills?" Rodney's expression seemed to swallow a toad, with his mouth open, his head stretched out, and a complicated expression on his face: "Don't tease me, how can people without combat skills compete head-on. Uncle Harold for so long!"
I sighed, took out a data sheet from my arms, which was the result of my previous test, and handed it over.
Rodney looked at me hesitantly, until after I nodded, he hesitated to take it, unfolded, looked at it, and for a moment, his eyes went round and he couldn't speak for a long time.
Finally, after about half a minute of silence, he raised his head dumbly and said, "Is this?"
"Huh?" I raised my eyebrows and didn't understand what he meant. After taking the paper and looking at it, a pair of eyeballs almost didn't fly out: Welcome to XXX Adult Hall!
In the middle of the paper sheet, a naked [naked] woman with [spring] color on her face was [glamorous] staring at me with silky eyes, her seductive figure twisted into a bold posture, provocative ] The bottom line of the heart.
Huh?
I got it wrong!
This is an advertisement from the red light districts on both sides of the commercial street! ! !
"Uh, I'm sorry, I took the wrong thing." I apologized to Rodney, who was shocked, and stretched out my arms and took out a sheet of the same size.
"Really, scared me." Rodney handed me a look of "understand you", and while taking the paper slip, he said: "Man, who has no special circumstances, I understand, I... ..."
The moment he opened the paper slip, he was stunned again. The second half of the sentence was like the tail of a lizard and swallowed it back into his stomach. Not only that, his hands shook uncontrollably and kept shaking.
Huh?
Did I get it wrong again?
I got up quietly and leaned over, trying to see if I had made a mistake again.
Suddenly, Rodney seemed to be wicked, and with a bang, he bounced off his chair and stared at me.
"Then what?" I scratched my head and said uneasy: "Could it be that...I was wrong again? Or..."
Before I could finish speaking, this guy leaped on his body and knelt in front of me, his small eyes gleaming with moving light, like two big bright magic lamps.
I was panicked and inexplicably, before I could react, he grabbed my hands abruptly and said seriously: "Brother-in-law, please marry my sister!"
"Marry your uncle!" I kicked him out.
"Do you like my uncle?" Rodney drew an arc in the air, but still couldn't control his mouth: "I can help you convince him!"
Then, with a puff, he fell to the ground.
"I like a wool!" My brow frowned, and I was domineering sideways: "Did you split your nerves? Or have your personality changed? What kind of crazy is this?"
Rodney got up from the ground with a sharp spirit, and said seriously: "I'm not crazy, really, brother-in-law, you have to believe your brother-in-law..."
"Brother-in-law, you big-headed ghost!" I was a little upset: "I have already told you that I have three fiancees in my family, and I am not interested in your sister. If you want to help your sister choose a mate, who do you like? Who is going to have a wool relationship with me!"
"Uh..." Rodney also felt his gaffe at this moment. He tugged at the corner of his clothes and sat back in the chair, apologizing: "I'm sorry, I was a bit gaffe just now, I didn't expect it. You have reached the sixth level, and what is more unexpected is that you, at the sixth level, could have been with Uncle Harold for so long. You deserve to be the man who killed the guild! I admire, I admire!"
"Please, isn't it normal for level six" I disdain: "It's not a high level."
"But if you can reach the sixth level with Uncle Harold, it is estimated that you will be the only one in the entire Ariel City" Rodney's expression was very excited.
"You don't have a fever?"
"I'm not sick, nor joking," Rodney said solemnly, "Don't you know? Uncle Harold is a tenth-level fighter! And it is said that it will not take long before he will be promoted to the eleventh level!"
With that, Rodney's eyes appeared with stars: "Do you still think you are ordinary now?"
I was stunned for a while, and suddenly let out a sigh of frustration: "What excitement should I be? It turns out to be this."
Cursing my lips, I disdainfully said, "Is it difficult to challenge a leapfrog? Er... Harold's leapfrog challenge is really difficult."
"If you hadn't seen you with such a high value and level, I would definitely think that you are a new adventurer with no common sense!" Rodney's expression is very serious, really serious, and even completely without the usual joking. That kind of seriousness, in short, is the serious kind of seriousness.
"You think it's easy to challenge a leapfrog, but did you know that many adventurers die on the road of a leapfrog challenge!" Rodney said solemnly: "A leapfrog challenge, even one level, contains endless unknowns. And the unknowable crisis, any mistake on this road is very likely to fall into an irreversible room. Many people, therefore, will hold hatred for a lifetime!"
"However, you actually said that this road is not difficult, you...you you you..." Rodney's expression was extremely angry, and he wished to turn all the dissatisfaction around him into flames and burn me to charcoal. .
With three black lines hanging on his forehead, and two bursts in his forehead, I can no longer tolerate his stupid [forced] behavior that is close to second-degree.
"Second [force]." I said blankly, turning to my side and walking outside.
Whoosh~
An inexplicable cool breeze blew, and the whole room fell silent except for the sound of my footsteps.
After three seconds...
Rodney put his arms around my thighs tightly, with a look of sadness and crying: "Brother, don't go, if you have something to say, I will never commit another crime again!"
I was so upset: "Let go of me, I can call people if you don't let go!"
"I won't let it go, you call it, no one will open the door if you break your throat!" Rodney is not afraid of boiling water.
"Damn, how do I know a guy like you!" I shouted hoarsely: "Let go of me, don't let me go, I will burst your chrysanthemum!"
"I won't let it go, even if you explode my chrysanthemum, I won't let it go." Rodney stopped twisting suddenly and looked up and asked me: "Where is the chrysanthemum?"
I puffed up at his ass.
In an instant, Rodney’s face turned black, and he said tremblingly: "Well, don’t burst the chrysanthemum, okay, or else, I’ll discuss with my sister, you’ll burst her, and you can get a kiss by the way. Okay?"
Damn, this marrying girl crazy!
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