Chapter 1429: Honorary President

When I pointed to the bulletin board and questioned the staff, my expression was broken, and my heart was more broken than the expression.
The staff is a very delicate elf girl. After seeing my hideous expression like a cat with a tail stepped on, she shivered and clung to the inner wall.
I held on to the workbench, stared at me and waited for the answer, but I couldn't wait for even a word from the terrified elf girl.
Just when I was about to give up this girl and ask another girl to inquire, the back of my head suddenly hurt, and a force of the boss was applied to the back of my head, and my head couldn't help leaning forward.
"Who hit the back of my head?" I turned my head and asked.
I saw Kagali rubbing her wrist with a sturdy expression and said, "It's me."
I immediately softened: "It's you, hey, your hands hurt, do you want me to rub it for you?"
Kagali pulled me away and said to the shivering elf girl: "I'm sorry, although this person looks fierce, but in fact he is still very gentle, but occasionally gets sick easily. By the way, I I would like to ask you to check who assigned this task to us. Oh, don’t worry about it. I just want to check and figure out what’s going on. After all, you see, we are just a small guild, how can we be capable? To complete the high-level mission, who must have made a mistake? Could it be because the names of the guilds are similar, it should have been a quest for other guilds, but it was assigned to us."
Seeing Kagali's amiable eldest sister, the delicate elf girl finally had some courage, but she still shivered.
After nearly five minutes of inquiry, she affirmed: "This task is definitely assigned to the Fearless Guild, and the initiator is Ms. Trika."
"Ms. Trica?"
Kagali's first reaction after hearing the name was to turn her head and glared at me.
scare? What are you doing?
I have a question mark on my face, somehow.
Kagali walked over, bent her left arm, wrapped me under her armpit, stuck my neck, made a fist with her right hand, pressed it against my skull, and turned vigorously: "Say, are you getting dirty again outside? Grass?"
"I’m sorry, my lord" I cried out in a crying voice: "Since I came back, I have never seen any woman alone except for the two queens. This is the truth of me, every word comes from my sincere heart, every word comes from Sincerely, you have to believe me!"
When I finished saying this, I felt that the neck was tightened by Kagali. No, the neck did not become tight, but my breathing suddenly became difficult.
My gaze shifted slightly down, and it was immediately obvious to my heart, oh, it turned out to be covered by...then, well, since I was covered, there is no way, anyway, my strength is not stuck. Carrie is big.
Thinking of this, I looked content, enjoying the punishment that was both painful and happy.
"Brother Xiaoyi, your expression is so weird and disgusting!"
Aside, Lilith shivered.
Opposite her, Lizi stared at me tremblingly.
The two little loli were so scared that they hugged each other tightly at the same time, and their eyes were mixed with panic and disgust.
Just when I was about to ignore Lori's panic and disgust, and continue to enjoy the short and beautiful punishment, Kagali suddenly let go of her arm, and I was caught off guard and thumped to the ground.
This sound attracted the eyes of countless elves around.
As I was lying on the ground, my mind was thinking at a speed of tens of thousands of Mach per second, and in just a tenth of a second, I came up with a countermeasure to alleviate the embarrassment-I was lying on the ground and immediately supported my double The arm, and constantly bends and rises, with every bending of the arm, I will call out a number: 1, 2, 3, 4...
Yes, I came up with a way to relieve embarrassment. It is a sport called push-ups.
After doing ten push-ups in a row, I used my arms and jumped up out of thin air, then clapped my hands, muttered to myself: "This is a push-up, the action is accurate, the strength is just right, very good, full marks."
While talking, I turned my head and looked around subconsciously, and found that the surrounding elves no longer looked at me.
"Very good, very natural" I said with satisfaction.
When she was about to turn her head and ask Kagali about the assigned tasks on the bulletin board, she suddenly found that the family members who had surrounded me were standing far away from me for some reason, with an expression of "I don't know him". .
"Hey, I said you guys, why are you so far away from me?" I looked puzzled and approached them. I didn't expect that the latter would always keep a certain distance from me, and would not talk to me life or death, even always. The phoenix sticking to me all took Xiao Lemi to hide from me.
And Bai Yunying, this girl is holding a pillow in a sleepy state, but once I get closer, she will immediately move away from me a few steps, how close I am, how far she moves away, in short, at this moment, I I realized the indifference in the world.
Hey, sad, I am such a wise and martial honorary chairman of the Fearless Guild, but I was rejected by many of my companions. I am so defeated, so shameless to face it... By the way, I have no fellow, forget it, I It's not alive anymore!
Thinking of this, I walked to the wall on the side of the guild and hit the wall with my head.
After hitting it for a while, a staff member came over and advised me: "My elder, please don't hit the wall again."
"Don't worry about me" I cried: "I don't want to live anymore!"
"I understand your determination not to live, but please stop the act of hitting the wall. After all, the wall is innocent. Look, it's cracked in just one minute. Once you destroy the walls built by the taxes paid by the people, you will have to spend more taxes to repair them. As an elder, shouldn't you save money for the country?"
Her preaching made me dizzy. Well, I won't hit the wall anymore, I wiped my neck.
After thinking about it, I plan to the knife by myself. As soon as I touched the scabbard, the big knife's mean voice rang out: "Smelly boy, don't waste your effort. You can't kill yourself at all. Don't talk about me. If you dig out your heart or cut your neck in half, it won’t take long for you to return to the original state. If you really want to die, you can choose between them. One is to find someone to chop off your head. You lose your head. , It is estimated that you will not grow your body again, and you will die by throwing yourself into the river. Without oxygen, you will probably die. After all, you still need to breathe, but I prefer the former, so that at least the death will be happy As for the latter, if you really didn’t die, wouldn’t it be a vain crime.

"Well, what you said makes sense" I nodded, "Then who should I look for to look at my head?"
"Just find someone to chant, but you must have a superb sword technique, otherwise you will still have half of your head connected with a single cut. In that scene, how many children must be scared to cry!"
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