Chapter 2: Wrestling with the Beetle

It is very painful that there are beautiful women who can only watch and cannot do things that are beneficial to the body and mind.
I don't know how Liu Xiahui was able to sit still, but I think so. Either one of his parts is faulty, or he is a curvy man.
Anyway, this night, I didn't sleep. Not only did I think about Liu Xiahui's problem, but I also figured out how persistent the buddy in the lower body was--he stiffened all night.
How painful it is for a 33-year-old old virgin with two lifetimes combined, struggling between desire and conscience, and who can taste the taste.
So, less than four o'clock, I crawled out of the bed, sat at the door, holding breakfast, looking at the still bright sky, in a daze.
Can you imagine: early in the morning, a young man with messy white hair, dark circles under his eyes, holding half a piece of black bread, looking at the weeds in the yard, lamenting the shortness of life, and sighing the vagueness of life, this A sad scene?
Anyway, I know Phoenix can't. .
This girl who belongs to the single-cell thinking mode dazedly got up, washed her face, holding a yogurt, sat dangling beside me, staring at my face for a long time, and then stretched out The milky white fingers drew circles on my eye sockets. After drawing, I put my fingers in front of my eyes, and the milky voice asked me milkily, "Where can I sell this color-fast eye shadow?"
I burst into tears.
Yes, I stayed up all night to keep this girl's virginity.
However, this girl actually thought I was applying high-end eyeshadow on her face. . In other words, how simple are you. .
After eating breakfast, wearing tattered clothes, carrying a shabby sword with tooth marks on my back, with a pair of dark circles under the eyes and a look of sleepiness, I walked towards the dungeon.
Behind him, Phoenix spread his little feet and followed.
"Hey, I'm going to the dungeon to fight monsters to make money, not to participate in the women's garden party, why are you following me?"
I asked her puzzled.
She didn't refute my words, but grabbed a piece of paper from her pocket with her tender white hand and handed it over.
The moment I opened the paper, I was shocked.
This is a proof of identity of an adventurer.
The proof clearly records all the information of the adventurer:
Name: Phoenix
Gender: Female
Age: 16 years old
Level: Three
Occupation: Qigong Master
Talent: the power of blowing dust (there is a chance to release qigong magic without consuming mana value)
Talent level: F
Strength: D
Speed: F
Physical strength: E
Agility: F
Magic: E
Magic value: 150
Magic Skill: Qigong Bomb
Physical skills: None
After reading it three times carefully, he finally raised his head, with a stiff smile on his face, showing an expression of disbelief.
I still underestimated this girl. I always thought she had no power to bind a chicken, but I didn't expect her strength to be higher than mine. .
. . And there is so much talent against the sky. .
With a wry smile, I recalled the adventurer data I updated yesterday:
Name: An Xiaoyi
Sex: Male
Age: 22 years old
Level: Five
Occupation: Warrior
Talent: Destroy the cauldron and sink the boat (when dying, there is a chance to make a fatal blow)
Talent level: E
Strength: E
Speed: E
Physical strength: E
Agility: D
Magic: F
Magic value: 100
Magic skills: none
Physical skills: None
I always hold a view on the skill of talent. I can bear it in the near-death state. As long as I can hit a fatal blow, I may be near death, but the three words in front of "probability" make me feel anxious. liver.
In other words, in the near-death state, not every time you can hit a fatal blow, in case one day is bad and you encounter a powerful boss, you can cut it out by yourself. If there is nothing wrong with the boss, I will be finished. Up.
My whole life is over!
Phoenix hadn't noticed the unnatural expression on my face at all. She habitually grabbed the corner of my clothes, pulled me forward, and looked back at me from time to time.
"You look at me over and over again, am I looking handsome?"
I asked narcissistically.
"No," Phoenix answered truthfully: "I just want to know where you bought your eyeshadow."
I covered my face and didn't want to talk to her again.
Walking in a dungeon requires care most of the time.
The dungeon is completely different from the outside space. The winding paths, the rocky caves, the magical sculptures, and the strange monsters. You never know when, from which corner an ambush will pop out For a long time, a terrifying monster that has been hungry.
Therefore, you must be fully alert and not be negligent, otherwise, it will be the last negligence in your life.
Phoenix and I walked forward slowly, shoulder to shoulder. Now it is the first floor of the dungeon.
The monsters on the first three floors of the dungeon are all level one, and they are easy to kill. Even if they appear in groups, they will not cause any crisis. As long as they have the most basic sense of defense, they will not be injured.
The first three levels were very stable. Phoenix didn't use magic, but head-to-head with her fists. With D-level strength, she can basically kill every hit against level-one mobs.
And I leisurely watched Phoenix's "performance", and from time to time swiped a knife to chop off some mobs that were planning to attack us.
The dead mobs will explode something, mostly one or two copper coins, and occasionally some common materials, such as slime's snot, goblin's nails, and ghost face maggot's cavities.
I don’t care much about these things. On the contrary, it’s a phoenix, jumping around like a small house sparrow, picking up fallen materials and copper coins all over the floor, and with a happy face, stuffing all the materials and copper coins into my backpack. , The original small backpack will be full.
I didn't stop her, because her actions reminded me of how I was when I first arrived. I think about it, it has been five years, and I really miss it.
Suddenly, some words came to my lips and wanted to ask her.
"Phoenix, you can do a lot of easy and profitable careers as a girl. Why do you have to engage in the dangerous career of an adventurer?"
I was puzzled, looked at her happy smile, and asked.
Hearing this, Phoenix's smile slowly faded, her face in an inexplicable sadness, her big eyes blinked, full of grievances and sadness, and tears swirled in the middle.
"Did I talk about your pain point, I'm sorry... I'm just a cheap mouth."
I condemned myself for hurting Phoenix's behavior, and expressed my deep self-blame-I promised to get money to buy her beautiful clothes.
Phoenix turned from sadness to joy with a twitch, but there was still lingering sadness in her eyes.
I did not ask her similar questions again. Maybe her parents died in the dungeon, or her most cherished friend was killed by the monsters in the dungeon. In short, the dungeon must be a very sad thing for her. local.
But I still don’t understand. Why should I come again if I am so sad?
After thinking for a long time, I can only come up with one answer: She is much stronger than I thought.
Entering the black chaotic portal, Phoenix and I arrived on the fourth floor.
Starting from the fourth floor, there are no more rock walls on either side. Instead, there is a bottomless abyss.
Once it falls accidentally, it is likely to fall to a deeper level. In that case, even if it does not fall to death, it will have to be killed by a deeper terrible monster.
So starting from the fourth layer, you must be more careful in every subsequent layer.
I held the blood-stained sword and followed behind Phoenix.
The monsters on the fourth to sixth floors are level two, which does no harm to me, but will cause some unnecessary damage to the Phoenix. After all, she is only level three, and I am already level five.
A few second-level beetles crawled over and attacked Phoenix and me. Their attacks were very single, they pierced each other's body with their hard tentacles.
Before action, this kind of beetle will often take a few steps back, with both hind legs suffocated, and then a charge, rushing towards the enemy, unless it hits something or the momentum of the hind legs After running, otherwise it will continue to rush.
In my opinion, this is an impulsive and stupid creature without wisdom, because many times, I have watched them rush out of the stone and fall into the abyss.
Although the Beetle Monster on the fourth layer will not drop even one more copper coin after being exploded, I still have some gains-I finally understand why the Phoenix's power value is so high.
This girl even grabbed the beetle's hard tentacles with both hands and wrestled with it!
I have seen force-type male fighters using this method to fight against the Beetle, but I have never seen a qigong master wrestling with this stupid method, especially this qigong master is still a pretty girl.
Seeing the phoenix pushing the Beetle step by step to the edge of the abyss, and then pushing the Beetle down the abyss, I was shocked, and there was a big drop of sweat hanging on the forehead covered with black lines.
"Is this the power a girl should have?"
I mumbled to myself in my heart.
So, I plan to test the power of the Beetle myself.
While a beetle struggling to rush towards me, I also rushing to the beetle.
The D-level agility allows me to easily grasp the hard tentacles of the Beetle, but the power of the Beetle is beyond my imagination-its power is not under me at all!
Then, an interesting scene appeared.
I was on one side, and the Beatles on the other. Both sides worked hard, trying to force the other side to take a step back, but neither side was willing to admit defeat even a little bit.
Six legs and both legs are tight and evenly matched.
After about three minutes, there was no difference, and the eleventh beetle had already been pushed down by Phoenix.
About ten minutes have passed, and there is still no difference. Phoenix has already pushed down and removed the last beetle.
My face was flushed, and my cheeks bulged so high that I didn't even dare to get angry.
The Beetle didn't get much better, squeaking strangely, and his red eyes looked like two shiny light bulbs.
Finally, I couldn't hold back anymore, and whispered to the Beatles: "Man, I'm dying, how about you, squeak if it works, and twice if it doesn't work."
Squeak, squeak.
Completely understand what I said, this is too smart!
I exclaimed.
Then, I continued to communicate with the Beatles: "Let’s do it, you think it’s no longer possible for both of them. Can we just come here today and let us compete again tomorrow? What do you think?"
After speaking, the Beetle did not respond at all.
I wondered in my heart: "Is there a communication problem, or was it just an accident?"
Suddenly, I remembered something and cursed in my heart: "An Xiaoyi, An Xiaoyi, you are an idiot, and the Beetle can't speak. How would you tell it to answer you?"
After self-blame, I licked my face and said with a smile: "I didn't say it clearly. Forgive me, Brother Beetle, if you agree to the matter just now, you just squeak. If you don't agree, you don't need to say anything."
squeak.
Without exception, the Beetle can fully understand what I say.
Seeing the effect, I said again: "Let's do it, I count 1-2-3, count to 3, let's pull back together, okay?"
At the end, I don’t forget to add a sentence: "Squeak if you are good."
squeak!
"Okay, listen up 1-2, 3!"
I suddenly let go of my hand, stepped back two steps, and sat down on the ground. At the same time, the Beetle also relaxed its six tense feet, and the heavy body bumped into the ground.
I even gasped for breath, my clothes were soaked with sweat, and more sweat came out continuously.
The phoenix squatted by my side, staring at the Beetle motionlessly with a pair of big water Lingling eyes, and the Beetle did not shy away from letting her see, and a pair of crimson insect eyes stared at the phoenix motionlessly.
This person is like a pair of relatives who have been separated for many years, looking at each other tearfully, without blinking their eyes.
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