Chapter 2396: Two alcoholics

Two of the most famous Four Sword Saints during the era of the fairy reign would actually stay in the Moonlight Tavern forever, which is quite intriguing.
There are rumors that the great sword master Forrest Gump was frustrated because of a loss of love, so he bought drunk all day long to spend the rest of his life.
Moreover, it seems that his old man's lover didn't run away with Xiao Bailian, but encountered a powerful enemy and gave his life to save his lover's life.
It can be seen that this woman has a deep affection. Fortunately, A-Gump is not a lover. He did not look for a friend until the rest of his life.
It’s not that he couldn’t find a close friend. It is said that during the period when his old man was frustrated to get drunk, many young girls rushed to post him, the shaggy, unshaven uncle. Among them was the disciple of Tai Sword Master Xilan. She is quite plump and beautiful, she is exquisite and elegant, with polite, decent, upright and kind, and is loved by many male compatriots, but she is a little sentimental, especially after encountering Forrest Gump, she often unconsciously pops out a sentence. The words of faint resentment made others feel heartbroken.
'Actually, you also know that that person is dead.' This is a well-known word that Xilan’s female disciple said to the broken-hearted and drunk A-Gump. I heard that A-Gump was nine minutes drunk. So I ignored her, otherwise I would definitely use the huge sword in my hand to shoot her into tofu.
Forrest Gump left nothing to say, it doesn’t mean that others don’t. Since ancient times, the resident guests in Moonlight Pub have been unusual, but if there are one or two good gossips among them, the words of the female disciple of Xilan will be added and jealous. My own iron fan said that, iron fan, there are three or five good gossips, add some oil, and a little bit of vinegar to promote it... Within one year, this poignant unrequited love story , It will become a household name, and may even be recorded in the annals of history-written in the personal biography of the great sword master Agamzuo.
I don’t know if Xilan often pestered A-Gump to ignore herself because of her female disciple. In order to save her own female disciple’s heart, she followed A-Gump’s life model, but in the end she learnt in a wrong direction and gave herself to herself. Go in, become a drunkard all day long.
If you become a drunkard, you seem to be drunk crazy. Once you are drunk, you will not only talk about tuberculosis, but also like to hug people. Regardless of male and female, you will not let go if you hug, and then you will not do other unnecessary actions, just one The babbled vigorously, the babbled opponent was annoyed, and he kicked him away with a kick, he was not angry, he continued to find someone to hug, hugged and babbled until he was completely drunk on the street.
But later, his problem disappeared. According to anecdotal records, his drunken maniac problem was cured by a woman.
That woman is very beautiful, not to be regarded as allure, but she is definitely among the beauties.
Moreover, this woman has a unique ability to play a xylophone, but the sound that pops up is like sawing wood, which is easy to make people feel angry.
Let's put it this way, when this woman doesn't play the piano, everyone loves her and the flowers bloom, but once she starts to play the piano, she instantly hates ghosts, even dogs.
Fate is often indescribable.
On such a sunny day, one of the famous Four Swordsmen, Taidao Master Xilan, was drunk again, and because of his behavior was too rude, he was caught by a muscle man. The big man, thrown out of the tavern.
When he got up, he happened to meet a girl playing the piano, and the wine came up. He didn't hesitate to rush to hug him no matter what a girl or a eunuch.
Think about it, how could a girl's family be the opponent of the Four Sword Saints?
So she was hugged tightly and couldn't get rid of it. It was said that she was so scared that she was so scared that she was almost urinating her skirt.
Fortunately, Xilan only hugged people and didn't move, which calmed the girl's mood.
Dragging such a stinky man, she was inconvenient to move, so she sat down in the street and played the xylophone.
The xylophone talked about it, and the earth was shattered. The sun and the moon were dark, and it almost attracted wolves and bears.
After playing a song, Xilan actually smashed his mouth, with an expression of unfulfilled meaning.
Instantly made the girl feel like a friend.
Then the finger moved, another song, one song finished, and another song.
As for how unpleasant the tune is, I only heard it circulated like this: Japan is a clear sky, scorching sun, and breezy, pleasant face, this is the best weather for walking, however, the whole street, there is no A pedestrian...not even a dog, all because of a piercing piano, echoing in the streets.
Deep in the street, there is an inspection hall. In the hall, there is a stubborn prisoner who was thrown into the confinement room to reflect on his sins. This is a strong prisoner who regards death as home, and his attitude is extremely uncooperative.
The sound of the piano is like the wind, and it pierces at the cracks. It easily gets into the confinement room and lingers in the ears of the prisoner. The prisoner just feels upset and irritable, almost trying to break free from the shackles, and cover his ears with his hands. , Also can not get what you want.
When the sound of the piano finally died down, a group of inspectors put down their hands covering their ears and entered the confinement room one after another. They suddenly found that the prisoner had recovered from a serious illness, the dark circles under his eyes were thick and heavy, and his lips had been bitten several times. In order to get rid of the handcuffs, the wrists were even worn out. It looked like a severe torture. The inspectors were shocked and turned into a move. This is a big taboo and will be shameful!
But the point is, they didn't beat each other!
He quickly unfastened the handcuffs and sent the prisoner to the doctor. On the way, the prisoner tremblingly held the inspector’s hand and said with excitement: "I recruit, I recruit all of them, just beg you, don’t let me hear that voice anymore, then It's not torture, it's fatal."
Rumors sprung up like bamboo shoots after a rain, and they spread all over the Hefeng Continent in the blink of an eye. The woman was ashamed and angry, so she approached Xilan and tried to fight him with the sound of the piano.
Fortunately, Xilan is handsome and strong, and apart from talking about tuberculosis, he can no longer find any shortcomings, and it is precisely because of tuberculosis that won him love.
You know, Xilan who is drunk, talks about tuberculosis, but the sober Xilan, talks about tuberculosis has a basis, coaxing the girl to blush and heartbeat, her heart is secret, and she has been with Xilan all the time. He plays the piano.
Xilan is proud of her love scene, naturally it is not good, but other drinkers are going crazy.
Even if Xilan is one of the Four Sword Saints, his strength is awesome, but there is no humor in the Moonlight Pub. There are no masters in the moonlight tavern, and no one is in vain, and no one has a small temper.
The man carried Xilan, and the woman carried the girl who played the piano, throwing it away on the street.
The girl playing the piano is fine. You can play the piano anywhere, but Xilan had to drink in the Moonlight Pub. In order to save his drinker, this guy resolutely set foot on the road of no return to helping the girl practice the xylophone.
For this reason, he even took the old fate.
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