Chapter 2570: what's this

hiahiahia...
I let out a wretched laugh that made me deeply ashamed.
Immediately, I stopped laughing, touched my nose awkwardly, ignoring the doubts, or horror, or contempt from the family. After humming twice, I raised my head and looked at Evil Dragon Spitz. After a few seconds, he said proudly: "Do you really want to know her identity?"
Although the evil dragon Spitz was already very upset with my villainous expression, and even had the urge to slap me into the arms of Mother Earth, the strong natural curiosity of the dragons still contained his urge.
After unwillingly let out a few breaths, he nodded: "Please tell me."
"Good to say" I said with a smile: "We are friends, the kind. If friends have doubts, how can I help?!"
After I said, I adjusted my expression and confirmed it to the family around me. At this moment, my expression has been determined to be both serious and serious. After clearing my throat, I said in a solemn tone: "Next, I I will introduce you to the true identity of this beautiful girl, her true identity is—"
In the process of deliberately lengthening the tone, whether it is Evil Dragon Spitz, or my family, even Phoenix himself, all have a look of curiosity and expectation.
"My fiancee! Ah..."
As soon as the voice fell, I felt a huge force that directly sent me to the sky.
Floating in the air, I just feel that the sky is getting closer and closer to me, oh, and there is a bird passing by... I can even see clearly that the bird’s tail moves, and then, a ball of nails the size The thing was glued to my collar in a very clever way...white, sticky, and a faint, strange smell.
Intuition tells me that this seems to be a lump...guano.
Oh my God......
When the rising force was not enough to resist gravity, my body began to free fall.
The falling speed is getting faster and faster, but my body cannot adjust my posture for a while due to the constraints of the wind.
The land full of green grass constantly became clear in my eyes, first it was green, then clusters of grass, then blades of grass, and finally blades of grass infinitely magnified...
While I was in close contact with the ground, the two guards on the tower whispered in my ears.
Guard Armor: "Hey, did you see that, just now our foreign elders faced the dragon without fear and talked with it!"
Second guard: "Really, are you? Ah! Really! Our elders are indeed the most admired person of your majesty, hiss, oops, it's terrible, the elders were shot by the dragon!"
Guardsman: "Oh, oh, oh, really! The elder was shot so high, almost fifty meters! This is about to fall, and he must be injured!"
Second guard: "Hey hey! Your elder turned his head down and planted! Oh my God, if this falls hard, it won't be seriously injured! Hurry! Contact the priest!"
Guard Armor: "Ah! It's late! Your elder has fallen face down into the soil! What should I do? Should I report to your Majesty first? Or find the pastor first?"
Second guard: "You are stupid, let's report one by one, and find the pastor one by one...Ahhhhhhhhh? Why did the elder stand up?"
Guardsman: "Oh, elder sir actually stood up...No, not only did he stand up, he wiped his face and put on a look a little handsome!"
Second guard: "The elder looks...it seems like nothing happened! Oh my god, he was really okay! Too powerful! Our foreign elder is too powerful! Landed heavily in the dragon Under the double blow of the elders, he was still unscathed! Oh! I am proud of having such an elder!"
First Guard: "Woohoo, me too..."
I patted the mud on my body, raised my hand, and beckoned to the two guards who were proud of me on the wall.
The two of them were so moved that they were crying, and their noses bubbled up from the boss, destroying the originally beautiful elf appearance and noble and extraordinary temperament in a mess.
"Hey, Spitz, why do you pat me well?"
I blew my nose and all the dirt in my nostrils. I complained.
"Ha ha ha ha."
The evil dragon Spitz responded with four very unfriendly laughs.
"Oh, isn't it just joking with you, why bother to get angry? If I weren't your friend, I would definitely want to peel off your dragon skin and sew socks."
"Hmph, if you weren't my friend, that slap would be the last scenery you saw in your life."
Evil Dragon Spitz raised his head coldly.
After a few more complaints, I sat cross-legged on the ground and explained: "Everything just now was joking with you. Actually, I don't know how the Phoenix's strange power came from."
"She is your fiancee."
Evil Dragon Spitz emphasized.
"Who doesn't have any privacy yet?" I curled my mouth and murmured: "Besides, if she really knows the origin of the strange power, she has told me a long time ago. The reason why she didn't say it is that she doesn't know it, right? , Phoenix?"
Phoenix, who wiped the dirt on my face with a handkerchief, nodded hurriedly.
However, based on what I know about her, this way of nodding probably didn't listen to my question.
Evil Dragon Spitz stared at the Phoenix for a while, and murmured with a question mark on his face: "This is not right, how could human power be greater than mine?"
Then, he shook his claws, summoned one of the dragons, and then pointed to the phoenix: "Go, break your wrist with her, don't be merciful."
The dragon was stunned by Spitz's command: "Huh? Lord Evil Dragon, did you kid me?"
"If you let you go, you go!"
Don't look at the evil dragon Spitz when he talked to me, he seemed to have a good temper, but in fact his true temper was quite bad.
"Okay, okay, okay, I do, I do."
He came to Phoenix, stretched out a paw, and apologized: "I'm sorry, little guy, Lord Evil Dragon has ordered me to break your wrists with you."
The phoenix hadn't wiped the dirt on my face yet, she didn't want to take care of the dragon, but under my constant encouragement and urging, she had to stretch out her little hand reluctantly and grasp the dragon's paw.
The next second, the dragon let out a low exclamation, shocked that everyone in the Emerald City coincided with each other, and looked at the past with fear.
"It's okay." I waved to the guard on the wall, and the guard hurriedly reported back to the two majesty, which finally caused no commotion.
The giant dragon looked dumbfounded, stared at the phoenix with an unbelievable look, and then he muttered, "What is this?"
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