Chapter 3179: story

I said a few words casually. The Blue Witch didn’t like to listen anymore. She stared at me viciously, took a puck, and said, "Lookie!"
"What does this have to do with me?" I said innocently: "He always said it."
"You can change the topic, why don't you discuss business matters?" The blue witch curled her lips and said, "What you told me was to inquire about intelligence."
"I want to," I smiled bitterly, and said: "But we only met for the first time. Even if we speculate, he can't put my heart on me. If I deliberately rely on intelligence, he will immediately notice something wrong. Come here."
"Just an innkeeper, would he be so alert?"
"Don't underestimate the hotel owner," I said: "Especially the owner of such a large hotel, he is more insightful to the world than he thought."
"Tsk! Trouble!" The Blue Witch said displeased.
"Isn't it?" I sighed: "Asking and asking, I didn't get any useful information. It's not as interesting as lying on the bed and looking at the ceiling."
"Hey!"
"Ok?"
"Tell me a story" said the blue witch: "I haven't heard you tell a story for a long time."
"How is the story of the three little pigs?" I suggested with a smile.
"Not good!" The Blue Witch said disgustedly: "I've heard it, change it!"
"What about Snow White's story?"
"Also heard."
"What about the story of Prince Charming?"
"I've heard it! Change!"
"What about the story of Prince Charming and his grandmother?"
"Huh? There is this kind of story?" The Blue Witch suddenly became interested: "I want to listen to this."
"Okay" cleared my throat, and I started slowly: "Once upon a time, in a certain country, there was a king. One day, when he was walking through the forest, he saw a beautiful girl, and then he loved inexplicably Fuck her..."
"Although I'm not smart, don't you think of me as a fool, how can you fall in love with each other as soon as you meet?"
"Eh? It makes sense." I thought about it, and then changed my words: "Then it's not falling in love with a girl, but a girl's body."
"That's right" The Blue Witch nodded in satisfaction.
"...Then the king took the girl captive into the castle and forced her to be the wife of the village, ah, it's the queen."
"The girl said she was unhappy, but she was actually quite happy in her heart. After all, that is the queen, the mother of a country, within a country, will there be more fragrant female positions than this?"
"Why can't there be?" The Blue Witch asked back: "Don't you look down on women?"
"I'm just being there all day long, I'm just telling you a story, why do you always put on me?"
"Then I ask you, does Hefeng Continent respect women?"
"Respect is definitely respect." I thought about it, and then said, "Well, it's not just a matter of respect. The two monarchs of Moonlight City where I am currently are both women, and the next successors The people have already been decided, they are also two women, and the strongest guild in Moonlight City—the one with the same status as the six major organizations in the Devildom—from the president to the general members and all female members, these two points are almost the same Clearly, the status of women in Hefeng Continent is now."
The Blue Witch was very satisfied and nodded to let me continue.
"After becoming the mother of a country, she eats, drinks, and does not exercise all day long. What is strange is that no matter how lazy or how she eats, she is not fat. This attracted the attention of the great magician in the palace, in order to see this clearly. The woman’s details, the great magician did not hesitate to take out the ability of the bottom of the box-the telescope technique!"
"The so-called telescope technique is that no matter where you are, you can see where you have been, such as the king's palace."
"Why did the great magician go to the king's palace?"
"It must have been done something unknown." I waved my hand, beckoning her not to care about these details, and continued: "At this time, the king has got up to work, only the queen is lying on the bed lazily, not only has nothing to cover. And I didn't wear anything. In short, the picture was very harmonious, quite harmonious, so harmonious that the great magician's nosebleed spurted wildly, and it couldn't stop it, almost ruining his life on this day when he was in his hundredth and tens of years."
"But for the continuation of the country and your majesty's great cause, he can only continue to persist, persist, and persist, even if the blood transfusion continues his life, he will not forget the technique of continuing to turn on the telescope."
"In this way, after several days of monitoring, finally, just before he was about to spurt and die, the queen took the lead in revealing the stuffing-this queen is not a human, but-a tree spirit!"
"Dryant?" The blue witch blurted out: "I have seen a tree spirit, but it's not pretty at all!"
"Don't interrupt," I said uncomfortably: "Do you know that it is impolite to interrupt the story."
The blue witch bared her teeth, and closed her mouth with an uneasy expression.
"It is still for the continuation of the country, for the king's great cause, the great magician decided to eradicate this demon queen."
"Then, on a night when the black wind was high, and the king was so tired from hard work that he didn't return to his bedroom to rest, the great wizard found the tree spirit and attacked her."
"Unexpectedly, this tree spirit is not an ordinary monster, but a thousand-year-old tree has become a spirit..."
"Bah! Do you think I am old?" The Blue Witch asked abruptly.
"Huh?" I looked dazed.
I tell stories, what does it have to do with you?
"I have been an old tree spirit for thousands of years. I have lived for tens of millions of years. Do you still dare to say that I am not too old?"
The Blue Witch made a strong point.
I thought to myself: What are you talking nonsense?
So he frowned and asked, "Do you still want to hear the story?"
"I..." The blue witch's arrogance suddenly went out: "...Well, you say."
"Speaking of this thousand years old... how can a little tree spirit be dealt with by a magician who has only lived more than a hundred years? A battle between magic and magic is about to happen."
"This battle was fought against the world, weeping ghosts and gods. In the end, the still tall and strong palace was razed to the ground. In the entire palace, the only living creatures that can be seen are the old, the little tree spirit, and That great magician..."
"Where's the king?" The Blue Witch asked curiously, her eyes rounded.
"Dead" I said: "I was smashed to death."
"Didn't you say that this is the story of Prince Charming and his grandma?" The blue witch suddenly became unhappy: "The king is dead. Where else can grandma say?"
"Don't worry, continue to listen to me make up, cough up, talk."
"I found that the king had been smashed to death, and the dream after a country was about to be cut off. The little tree spirit was unwilling, so he raised his hands to indicate a truce."
"The great magician is also exhausted enough. If he continues to fight, his old waist will probably be strained, and the king is dead. It is not worth it to fight again, so he agreed to a truce."
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