Chapter 86: Dirt dog moo
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The Road to Slaying God
- 罗霸道
- 3371 characters
- 2021-02-26 02:40:26
Zhang Yang is relieved that Maimaotina is not yet strong enough to arrange manual monitoring in each street. Zhang Yang is exhausted and tired of carrying Liu Biao. Liu Biao is much larger than Zhang Yang, although slightly shorter than Zhang Yang A little bit, but the limbs are as thick as an orangutan, and the chest is thick, at least 170 pounds. In plain words, it is a typical feature of simple mind and developed limbs. To this end, the two did not grind their mouths.
From the flood control embankment to the lawn of the park outside the river, after placing Liu Biao, Zhang Yang suddenly collapsed on the ground and fled for several hours in a row. The high calculations and high physical exertion have made him exhausted. .
"Zhang Yang, how's it going?" Liu Biao cares.
"It's okay, we have to be prepared, are you hungry?" In the darkness, Zhang Yang felt like a river in his stomach. The physical and mental exhaustion made him feel a strong sense of hunger.
"That one……"
"Coo ..."
Liu Biao wanted to say that he wasn't hungry, but he didn't say anything yet. The stomach started to scream, and he hesitated a few times.
"You are waiting for me here. We must do some preparations. I don't want anyone to find two bodies in the river tomorrow." Zhang Yangfa backed Liu Biao into the gap of several large stones by the river.
"Zhang Yang ..." Liu Biao looked at the back as he stood ready to leave.
"Ok?"
"Be careful."
"Hey, rest assured, none of us will die, because we are bad people!" Zhang Yang laughed.
"Uh-huh, we still have to live in the beauty of the school ..."
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Looking at Zhang Yang who left in the night, Liu Biao felt a warmth in his heart. Zhang Yang knows this person very well. There is goodness in the insignificant. He will not easily associate with people, but if he accepts you from one end, he will put Be a real brother.
It's also because Liu Biao knows Zhang Yang, so whenever Zhang Yang encounters trouble, Liu Biao will take the lead for Zhang Yang. The last thing with Lu Fei is a typical example.
After leaving Liu Biao, Zhang Yang found a place with a weak light to sort out the money on his body, and he was spitting blood immediately. He had more than one thousand yuan on his body, and he did n’t know when it was only five hundred yuan. Obviously, he was in a panic. It was lost, it is estimated that it was dropped when it was in the river. Of course, it is not important where it fell. What is important is that he only has five hundred yuan left.
Take off your broken clothes and throw them into the trash bin in the park, put on your upper body, wear a pair of boxer pants, pretend to pretend to be swimming at night and walk to a small shop by the river. This kind of shop is very It is very small, just like a telephone booth on the street. It mainly provides some drinks and non-staple food for leisure citizens and tourists. There will be one at a distance in this park.
"Sister, help me buy a few bottles of nutritional express and cookies, starve to death ..." Zhang Yang had a very natural expression.
"Ah ... I said, brother, it would scare people like this in the middle of the night ..." A young woman in the store was staring at a small TV, looked up and saw Zhang Yang startled suddenly.
"Ahem ... eldest sister, the thief by the river is too good. Some of our brothers are swimming by the river and their clothes have been stolen. I'm fine, and I have a pair of shorts. I was still naked [] hiding on the riverside, I did n’t dare to raise my head, sister, what kind of world is this ...
"Ah ... hahaha ..." The young woman burst into laughter, tears bursting out of laughter, "brother, then I can't help you, except I eat here ... hehe ..." Young woman Finally managed to laugh and covered her mouth.
"Uh-huh, I think of a way to go. I ’ll give them something to drink first, get six or six bottles of nutrition express, and get some biscuit milk, yes, that ..."
The young woman looked at Zhang Yang's embarrassing appearance and snickered while packing it in plastic bags.
"Brother, you have a good place to hide your money ..." The young woman's eyebrows were silky, and after receiving the wet money, she stared at the open shorts.
"Ah ... keke ... be careful, be careful ..."
Zhang Yang first froze, and suddenly flushed, embarrassed. This young woman must think that he hid the money in the anti-theft shorts, so he would have such an ambiguous look, but this also saved a lot of trouble, obviously the clothes were stolen, and he still had money. explained.
"Yes, big sister, is there a life buoy here? I thought about it. I don't think I can buy clothes at this time. I just put them in a life buoy to cover their bodies and go home ..."
"Hahaha ... brother, you are so talented ... haha ... where do you go from here? I'd love to see a few big men wearing life buoys as shorts, hehe ..." The young woman obviously likes to be cheerful The lively woman, laughing at the publicity, suddenly giggled.
"Ahem ... that will disappoint you. We will find a place with few people to leave in the future, for fear of being taken away by the city management. This way, it seems a little bit sorrowful. City C is now a civilized and sanitary city nationwide. "Zhang Yang took the plastic bag and said.
"That's what it is. The city management killed several people. Don't say in the newspaper tomorrow that the city management killed a group of neurosis who used life buoys as shorts. That's bad. Brother, I have a life buoy for rent, but it's cold now. Few people are swimming, they are all behind the pavilion, wait a minute ... "
The young woman seemed to be in a good mood, came out of the pavilion very enthusiastically, ran to the back of the pavilion, opened a colorful strip of cloth, which was covered with a large number of life buoys, colored foam life buoys, and the Car inner tube.
In the end, Zhang Yang asked for three black tires. In fact, Zhang Yang only needed one, but in order to avoid the doubts of young women, he had to buy two more. After all, he started to buy six bottles of nutrition express and so much food. If only one tire is obviously doubtful.
"Sister, leave."
Zhang Yang lifted the plastic bag and carried a few inner tubes away, and the young woman looked at Zhang Yang with a smile and turned back and forth. Obviously, there were still several naked men in her head walking in the street wearing a lifebuoy. appearance.
Soon, Zhang Yang returned to the stone gap where Liu Biao stayed.
Suddenly, Zhang Yang scared a cold sweat, because Liu Biao was not seen in the darkness.
Is something wrong?
Zhang Yang didn't dare to shout, and groped gently in the crack of the stone ...
"Wow ..." There was a slight sound of water, and a head came out of the water. "I'm here."
"Why hide in the water?"
"Just now, a patrol boat inside the river swept the river with lights, and I hid in the water, , almost strangled to death." Liu Biao scolded and screeched up.
"patrol boat!"
Zhang Yang felt a sudden palpitation, and the other side thought that they might escape from the waterway. Obviously, it was impossible for Shi Shiran to sit in the tires and leave C City.
"Come, eat something first, and add some nutrition and strength!"
The two gorged for a while, dying half a packet of food, and then rested comfortably on the stone.
"Zhang Yang, do you think we will die?" Liu Biao lay on the stone and looked at the few stars in the sky.
"Death is something everyone must experience. Everyone is afraid of death. In this world, no one is not afraid of death. Otherwise, there would not be so many emperors in ancient times to pursue the technique of immortality. Therefore, death is Every one is scared, and you will not be fearless because of your noble status, but death is scary, but it is inevitable. It is a natural phenomenon that many people know, many people understand, but, Few people can see through ... If you want to get my specific answer, then I think that since death cannot be avoided, then why should we be afraid? If there is vitality, everyone will cherish it. There are not many people in this world Willing to give up our lives, and when life really wants to leave, we have to face it bravely ... "
Zhang Yang slowly repeated Xiao Yiran's words, not bad, with Xiao Yiran's clever smile in her head, and the passionate kiss. After speaking, she sighed a long time, this one, no I know when and where we met.
To Zhang Yangxin's comfort, the old man has promised Xiao Yuanxing to protect Xiao Yiran's safety. Presumably, the promise made by a person of that status should not be a problem.
"Zhang Yang, if I am going to die, I will also kill the old thief and then die, it is the old thief that killed my elder brother!" Liu Biao sat up fiercely, with a vicious expression on his face.
"Kill him? Let's think about how to leave City C alive." Zhang Yang sighed again. He knew that Liu Biao had always worshiped Xiao Yuanxing, and this time Xiao Yuanxing's death was a huge blow to him.
"Zhang Yang, why do you say Brother Xiao did not resist? He also has a lot of power!" Liu Biao saw Zhang Yang seemingly not interested in killing Mai Maiti, and she lay down with a depressed face.
"Brother Xiao didn't resist because he didn't have the capital to resist, and he also had to consider the safety of his sister and Brother Qi. He had too many scruples, and you heard it, even Brother Qi seemed to be very afraid of buying and buying. It can be seen that his power is too great to imagine. I just don't understand their relationship. They seem to be enemies, but more often they are like friends. Have you noticed? "
"Yeah, yeah, after buying and putting into the lobby, he still cried with the old man. It looks like they should be familiar with each other."
"Yes, you see, they all took a lot of people to the casino, but they don't seem to have an uncontrollable situation. After all, that kind of environment is very dangerous. It is easy to cause the consequences of the disaster surname, and they do not seem to consider the issue of security, that is, they are hostile to each other, but they trust each other ... "
Zhang Yang frowned, and the more he thought about it, the more he couldn't figure it out, he couldn't figure out Qige, buy and mention, and the relationship between the old man.
"Da da da……"
When Liu Biao was about to speak, there was a booming motor roar in the distance. In the distance, the waves set off by the speedboat were like rolling fish.
It's a speedboat!
"Hide behind the stone, it's too late, don't move!"
Zhang Yang slammed under the stone, followed closely, and Liu Biao rolled down. Both were nervous and sweaty. The stone was too short to cover their bodies. Fortunately, the white light was on the stone. The above was just passing by. Although they shone on their bodies, they did not stay at all. Obviously, the people on the boat did not look closely.
"Fuck, let's not make people live!" Looking at the speedboat away, Liu Biao climbed to the stone and scolded with a leg.
"They didn't give us a way to live." Zhang Yang smiled bitterly: "Let's go, don't go yet. It is estimated that people will search by this river, and we left too many clues when we came.
"Let's go by the water?" Liu Biao froze.
"Do we still have a way to go except the waterway? There are speedboat tours all the way to this waterway. If we want to take a car and leave City C smartly, we don't need to think about it. I can be sure that all the roads leaving City C are now They are blocked, they have this ability, and they have the financial resources, so we have no choice. In fact, if we have clean clothes and shoes and you are not a bitch, we can go out in a bright and honest way. After all, they are not familiar with us. City, unfortunately, as we are now, going out is tantamount to death ... "
"However, the targets of these inner tubes in the river are too big. As long as the speedboat comes, they can't be avoided. What should I do?" Zhang Yang looked at several tires and frowned.
"I figured out a way. Give me your bandages and take off your clothes."
Zhang Yang took Liu Biao's bandages and clothes, tied the worn-out pants with bandages, and began to look for some small stones in the pants tube that had become two bags. I found all my belt clothes.
Watching Zhang Yang's intently weighing the weight of the stone and carefully tightening his trousers, Liu Biao looked inexplicable. He wondered what this had to do with their escape.
"Liu Biao, your weight is 170 pounds, and I'm 134 pounds. This bag of stones belongs to you. This bag is mine. We have one tire per person. The tire can be deflated to control the height. We want to control that when we put these stones on the tires, our heads are not in the water. "
"Ah ... then ... how do we breathe?" Liu Biao was stunned.
"This." Zhang Yang took out two boxes of paper-wrapped milk from the plastic bag, tore off the straw above, and handed it to Liu Biao.
"Hahaha ... then don't we become underwater submarines!" Liu Biao danced suddenly with an eyebrow.
"Oh, this is only a temporary solution, because the straw is too short, and it will be flooded a little bit. We only need to leave the area of the city of C, and we do n’t need to be under the water. We have three tires, and we can exchange rest. , You can lie on your tires after going out of city c ... "
"Good way, good way, let's make a publicity, when did you become so smart, remember that your test score was in the 53rd place for a long time." Liu Biao was overjoyed.
Zhang Yang's face suddenly turned red. There were fifty-three people in his class. He was ashamed when he thought of the previous results. It seems that he spent all his time peeping. Remember that when he was a freshman, he was still in the fiftyth place ...
After deciding on the escape route plan, the two immediately went into the water to debug the tire pressure. Fortunately, Liu Biao had a bunch of keys on it, and a small fruit knife was hung on the key. Of course, the fruit knife in Liu Biao's mouth was smaller than the dagger. Not much, this is Liu Biao's all means of extortion and blackmail to scare the students, but it is unexpectedly useful now.
Everything was properly prepared. After removing some traces and clues, the food was tightly tied to the body. The remaining more than 400 yuan was carefully placed. Now, this is the only property of the two of them. Zhang Yang has already It was determined that Liu Biao did not have a penny, and thinking of that 10,000, Zhang Yang could not wait for Liu Biao's injury to beat him.
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The two were safe on the way, but this rafting took more than eight hours, because it was a dry season, the water flow was slow, and the stones were suspended on the tires of the two, the speed became much slower. If it weren't for them sliding with their hands, it wouldn't be known how long it would take.
At seven o'clock the next day, they left city C more than 60 kilometers. The sky was already bright, and the two were afraid to be in the river. If they were found at this time, they would be dead. As long as people fired a few shots on the shore, they were finished, because Liu Biao could not swim without the tires, and his bones had not fully recovered ...
", I guess the Chinese are the whitest of us."
"..."
Zhang Yang looked soaked for eight hours. Her skin was soft and pale. It was as ugly as a drowning corpse. At this time, she had no choice to go ashore. If she was soaked in water for a long time, it would cause problems.
The two ate something to replenish their strength. After a little rest, they ran to the riverbank to steal some summer clothes. The clothes were still wet. The presumably owner washed the clothes and then Going out, but Zhang Yang and Liu Biao can't control much, although it is wet clothes, it is much better than wearing a pair of pants.
"Is it dripping?" Liu Biao got dressed and saw Zhang Yang cover his mouth and smiled.
"Ahem ... it's okay ..." Zhang Yang glanced at Liu Biao's trousers, his feet were short and looked extremely funny.
"I said, still laughing at me, wouldn't I just be injured? , I left your pants deliberately for you. Hurry up and find out what we can do now. It's impossible to walk on legs!" Liu Biao was furious when she opened her eyes at her pants.
"Uh-huh, I ca n’t walk. Although I have left city C, in fact, it ’s less than two hours by car from city C. It ’s very dangerous. I calculated the speed of the water. If I did n’t guess, I walked over two kilometers. It should be county h. Where do we change clothes and shoes first, we are so attention-grabbing now. "
The two walked for more than an hour until they reached the county seat. They were chased by dogs all the way. The so-called dog eyes saw people low. The two guys were all dressed up. One of them was a bitch. For this group of native dogs, It's not easy to get to this kind of person, you must seize the opportunity to bully.
"My dog said, after I get rich, I will buy all the native dogs in this village!"
Liu Biao looked depressed following the dogs and dogs following him. If it wasn't for a leg injury, he would have picked up a brick and chased him down. His brother Biao is also the boss of a party. When was he bullied by a group of dogs? !!
"What?" Zhang Yang couldn't help asking curiously.
"What are you talking about? Isn't it just a stew of teriyaki stew!" Liu Biao stared and looked at the surrounding dogs.
"Ahem ..."
Zhang Yang was speechless. Of course, Zhang Yang couldn't think of it anyway. It didn't take long for Liu Biao to really kill him back. Sogou smashed all the local dogs at a high price and held a grand dog feast in revenge for today's unfair encounter.
Zhang Yang couldn't think of it, and the group of well-known native dogs couldn't think of it either, because their dogs saw people low, but they brought themselves to death.
at last!
The two saw a dense flow of people and could not help but breathe a long sigh of relief. It was definitely not a pleasant thing to be entangled by a group of dirt dogs.
"There are many cars on the street. Wait here. I will buy some clothes in that shop!" Zhang Yang helped Liu Biao to a chair at a bus stop and sat down.
"Well, hurry up, I'm here to see the beauties." Liu Biao shot a silver light in his eyes, watching a few girls waiting for the car next to him.
(To be continued)