Chapter 227: Report
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The Scourge of Pirates
- Purple blue pig
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- 2021-01-30 02:05:18
Chapter 227 Report
A week passed by.
The Leviathan Colosseum contest is quietly fermented.
Somewhere in a slightly rudimentary newspaper, Dell stared at the sample of Tomorrow's report that had just been printed out in his hand.
"This type of writing method is too... the president will actually pass..."
Habitually pushed the thick black-rimmed glasses, Dell's tone was full of incredible.
In the twin islands, Dada was deceived... No, when recruiting into the newspaper office, although I can foresee Dada's achievements on the road of reporters.
However, his Dale reporter didn't want to reach Danone running wildly on this road with sparks and lightning, and without stopping.
Not only was the serialized page of [The Way of Survival] very popular, the pen name of [Dede Turkey] was instantly popular.
Now, even if he writes such a manuscript, it can be approved by the president.
This is enough to show how much the president attaches importance to Dada.
"too exaggerated……"
After figuring out the joints, Dell still couldn't accept it.
He took the newly released sample and crossed the chaotic walkway to the door of Dada's office.
He knocked on the door a few times, and Dell pushed in.
The first thing that caught his eye was a huge photo posted on the opposite wall.
In the photo, Maude stood among the corpses, holding a blood-stained chidori, looking back coldly.
In the lower right corner of the photo, there are a few words written by Dada himself-God forever.
"hiss--!"
Looking at the picture, Dale took a breath.
"Oh, it's Dell."
Dada walked out of the bathroom with a comfortable face.
"How about it, magnificent enough!!!"
Seeing Dell staring at the pictures on the wall, Dada's eyes lit up with excitement.
Dell didn't want to take up this topic, so he walked to the desk in silence and put the sample manuscript that the company headquarters had just faxed back on the desk.
"Dada, the manuscript you wrote was adopted by the president."
"Oh!"
Dada's eyes lit up, and he strode forward, picked up the sample that Dell had put on the table, and smiled: "You really deserve to be the president, with insightful eyes."
"..."
Dale trembled and sighed, "I can understand how you want to praise Maude, it can reach you...a paragraph of only 22 bytes, you actually used 20 bytes of beautiful words!"
"Is there any problem with this?"
Dada looked at Dell questioningly.
Dell said solemnly: "The problem is big, you have to know that the content of a page is limited. Like this compliment, the 20-character words can be condensed to 4 words, but in your report, they are almost all similar. Paragraph."
"Dale."
Dada stretched out his hand and patted Dell on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "That's why you don't understand it, as long as the writing is not repeated and fluent, and the words are more...it is king."
Dale was a little confused.
Dada retracted his hand and said seriously: "Since the president has no problem, it means that my philosophy is correct."
"???"
Dell was completely confused.
Without knowing why, he could not refute.
..........
The next day.
Thanks to the efforts of the newspaper delivery gull, the newly released newspapers fly around the world.
Marine Headquarters, Marin Vando.
"Hahaha!"
In a Japanese-style building, Karp's cheerful laughter was heard.
"Click."
The laughter was accompanied by the crisp sound of chewing senbei.
In the office, Karp sat on the sofa with Erlang's legs upright, holding a newspaper in one hand and a senbei that had been bitten off in the other.
On the sofa in front of him, sat a quiet-faced Lieutenant General Crane.
Karp threw the remaining senbei into his mouth, then took another one from the plate, and smiled: "This report is really interesting. Could it be that Maude bought it?"
"Ugh."
Seeing Karp's indifferent behavior, Lieutenant Crane sighed lightly and reached out to Karp.
Upon seeing this, Karp put the senbei in the hand of Lieutenant General Crane.
"..."
Lieutenant General Crane looked at the senbei on his palm and reminded: "It's a newspaper."
"Oh, I thought Xiaohe wanted to eat senbei."
Karp took the senbei back with great grin, and handed the newspaper to Lieutenant General Crane instead.
Lieutenant General Crane took the newspaper and silently read the contents of the report.
The entire front page is almost full of praise for Maud.
Although he did not ignore the fact that Maude killed the King of Ahab, compared with those glorious words, the presence of these reports is very weak.
The most important thing is that in this report, Karp was shot by Maud in Mad Hatter.
It was a trivial injury, but the report only emphasized the fact that Maude shot Karp, which meant that he stepped on Karp and praised Maude.
From a standpoint, it means stepping on the navy to cheat the pirates.
However, the one who was stepped on is the old man in front of him...
Lieutenant General Crane slowly put down the newspaper and said calmly: "You can still laugh at a loss, but the Warring States period is going to have a headache."
"Haha."
Karp didn't care at all, thinking that the headache is the Warring States period and not me.
Lieutenant General Crane seemed to be able to perceive Karp's inner thoughts, and pressed one hand on the Maud photo in the newspaper, and said: "Maud Pirates, if you continue to let it go..."
"Click."
Karp bit down half of the senbei, and the sound interrupted Lieutenant General Crane's thoughts.
Lieutenant General Crane shook his head helplessly, and didn't care much.
Karp didn't realize it at all, and said with a grin: "Little Crane, I heard that Xiao Gion suffered a loss in Maude's hands?"
"Well, that's why I came to you today."
Lieutenant Crane nodded slightly, took a photo from his pocket, and placed it in front of Karp.
Karp glanced at the photo and raised his brow.
In the photo, Jia Ya is holding a one-handed axe and slightly opened his eyes to look in a certain direction.
"This woman..."
Karp picked up the photo and took a closer look. It always seemed similar.
Lieutenant General Crane said lightly: "Who is it like?"
"Jabba."
Karp blurted out, his eyes condensed instead.
Lieutenant General Crane pointed to the photo, and emphatically said: "This woman's strength is equal to that of Ogion, and she is only a member of the Maud Pirates, and there is also the Devil Sheriff Lafayette, who is also Not to be underestimated."
"Oh……"
Karp pinched his chin, lost in thought.
"I'll talk to the Warring States Period, Xiaohe, please eat the remaining senbei."
After a few breaths, Karp picked up the photo and left the room violently after a few words.
Lieutenant General Crane squinted at the open door, then bowed his head slightly, not knowing what he was thinking.
After Karp left the room, he went straight to the Marshal's office.
"Warring States, I'm here."
Without knocking the door, Karp opened the door and walked in.
In the office, the Warring States Period was sitting behind his desk, lowering his forehead and looking at the newly issued reward orders on the table.
Even if he heard the movement from the gate, he did not look up.
He didn't raise his head until Karp walked to the desk and looked at Karp.
"Carp."
"Oh, this is a new reward order from the Maude Pirates..."
Karp noticed a few new reward orders on the desk, and naturally picked up Maude's reward order, and then glanced at the amount.
"Tsk... 360 million?"
After seeing the reward amount, Karp turned to look at the Warring States Period.
Warring States glanced at the scar on Karp's cheek, and said calmly: "This guy attacked and killed two kings of the franchise. The crimes he committed, as well as the threat and strength he possessed, are enough to match this amount."
"indeed."
Karp put the reward order on the table with the photo of Jaya.
He brought a picture of Jia Ya, but he did not expect that there was a copy of Jia Ya in the newly released reward order.
Lie down for 3 days. . Lost 6 pounds. . Only pulled once today. . It feels almost done. . Just go to bed early today. . There should be no problem tomorrow. . As long as there is no headache, the code word will not be affected. . The pigeon was silent for two days. . I'm guilty! Please eat purple-blue trotters! !
(End of this chapter)