Chapter 64: Mr. Mighty
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The Strongest Mad Mercenary
- Raging flames
- 1928 characters
- 2021-01-30 09:50:27
"Well, I'll use this bottle first. You can buy another bottle tomorrow."
After all, Su Rui carried the leg of the Lean Monkey landlord in one hand, while holding Mr. Mighty in the other hand, he unscrewed the lid and poured the remaining half bottle of blue liquid into the toilet!
A strong pungent smell permeated the bathroom instantly!
Afterwards, Su Rui pressed the flush button again, and the thick blue liquid instantly filled the toilet!
Because the toilet drain was blocked by a long hair of the thin monkey, the head of the thin monkey was completely immersed in the toilet water diluted with a small bottle of toilet cleaner!
This time Su Rui must choke him to death!
Sure enough, after almost two minutes passed, the skinny monkey's violently struggling body almost stopped moving. This guy felt his lungs were about to explode, and he couldn't hold his breath anymore. He had to be the same as before. , Took another breath!
But this time, the suction pipe is no longer the clean water in the toilet, but the extremely irritating toilet cleaner!
Clean toilet spirit and clean water are not at the same level! There is still a lot of acid in it! This time the choking degree was far beyond his imagination! It's not an exaggeration to call it life and death!
Yes, people who have never experienced this kind of thing can never really imagine what it feels like to choke the toilet cleaner in the trachea! And so many bursts out at once, it's harder than death!
Imagine how uncomfortable it is when you choke on chili occasionally. This feeling of choking into the toilet cleaner is dozens of times stronger than that!
Su Rui threw him to the floor again, then clapped his hands and stood aside.
The thin monkey landlord coughed violently there, as if he was about to cough out his heart, liver and lungs, his face was full of tears! It feels like the whole trachea is torn!
After coughing, even his cough became hoarse!
"How is it? Do you dare to speak wildly? There is a big brother-in-law as the police chief, you don't know who you are, do you?" Su Rui said with a mocking expression.
If this skinny monkey landlord still doesn't open his eyes, Su Rui still has a hundred ways to line up to torture him!
Xia Qing walked to the thin monkey landlord and said coldly: "I have never seen a landlord like you. I will move tomorrow. I will never live in this house again."
The landlord of the skinny monkey was lying on the ground, coughing to death, there was no strength to agree.
Su Rui stopped Xia Qing and said, "Why are we moving?"
Now it was Xia Qing's turn to get confused: "He is so rascal, do I continue to live here?"
Su Rui shook his head: "Evil can't overcome righteousness. Are we going to move because he is here to play sideways? We can't be afraid of him.
Xia Qing didn't understand that this landlord was so perverted. If Su Rui was not here tonight, the consequences would be too dangerous. Both sides have completely torn their skins. Why didn't Su Rui let him move?
"Since you like to live here, then buy it and turn this house into your private property. Then the landlord is no longer qualified to make trouble?" Su Rui said.
"Become my private property?" Xia Qing hadn't considered this issue before. She really liked this house, but she couldn't make up her mind.
Xia Qing was a little moved when Su Rui said this, but he also hesitated: "This landlord shouldn't be able to sell, right? And I said before that if you buy a small apartment, it will be a bit too crowded when you get married."
Su Rui waved his hand nonchalantly: "Buy it first, then it's a good investment. It's not impossible to change to a larger one in the future. Since you like it so much, just buy it and save the landlord from harassing all day long. you."
Xia Qing glanced at the landlord of Skinny Monkey and said, "So, is he willing to sell it?"
Su Rui looked at the guy who was still coughing violently. It seemed that Mr. Mighty's pungent smell made him extremely uncomfortable. Don't think about it anymore tonight!
In particular, this toilet cleaner still contains a certain amount of acidic ingredients, which is weakly corrosive. Although not much inhaled, it is enough for him to suffer for a few days!
Su Rui said, "He dare not sell, and he will be drowned in the toilet tonight!"
Walking over, Su Rui picked up the skinny monkey's head and said, "We are going to buy your house. What do you think? Nod if it fits, and shook its head if it doesn't fit."
The landlord of Skinny Monkey shook his head repeatedly, making some international jokes. Although he is a native of Ninghai, he has only three or four real estates in his hand. Moreover, this house has the best location, the greatest room for appreciation, and the highest rent. If you sell this place, don't you lose the hen that lays eggs? He is idle on weekdays, how should he live without rent?
For this kind of person, Su Rui would naturally not have the slightest affection. If he could torture him to death, he would never leave him a sigh of relief. This was his principle of handling affairs.
"Okay, don't you agree?" Su Rui saw the skinny monkey landlord shaking his head, so he picked up his hair again and dragged it toward the toilet!
The skinny monkey was terribly frightened. He coughed and said, "I sell and I sell, can I agree to whatever you say?"
"Well, how much do you think your house is worth?" A fox smile crossed Su Rui's face.
"Two hundred...2.2 million!" The thin monkey's eyes rolled.
"Two million two hundred thousand, are you stealing the money?" Su Rui slapped the thin monkey on the head heavily. This slap was not light!
Su Rui tonight is definitely going well!
"Then...Two hundred and one hundred thousand?" The thin monkey asked tentatively. He was really afraid that Su Rui would beat himself again. Now his trachea was on fire, the pungent toilet cleaner smell made him want to vomit. !
"I think the price has to change a little bit. Just change a number." Su Rui touched his nose and said.
"Change a number? Two million?" Even at such an uncomfortable juncture, the Skinny Monkey landlord did not forget to calculate the price, nodded, and said, "Okay, two million can be sold!"
Although there were a hundred unwillingness in his heart, the skinny monkey agreed, because Su Rui's fierceness made him feel extremely scared, and it would not be a bad thing to take the house early.
"Two million? Do you treat us as stupid?" Su Rui hit him again!
The thin monkey said aggrieved: "Didn't you say you want to change a number?"
"I said I want to change a number, did I say I want to change the ‘one’?"
"Then what are you talking about?" The Skinny Monkey was a little confused, which number did he change?
"Well, I said we are going to pay 100,000 yuan to buy this house. Are you satisfied with the price?"
"One hundred thousand yuan?" The landlord of the skinny monkey looked at Su Rui with his eyes wide open. This guy looked gentle, so why did he act so violently? Even buying a house has the temperament of robbing the bank!
From two hundred and one hundred thousand to one hundred thousand, indeed only one number has been changed!
"One hundred thousand yuan here is not enough to buy a bathroom. You want to buy my entire house? You are not dreaming, right?"
Before the thin monkey landlord had finished speaking, Su Rui had already kicked his face, and his nose was suddenly broken!
Blood is bleeding all over the face! Many splashed on the floor tiles!
Fortunately, this is the bathroom, which will be cleaned after a while.
The skinny monkey was holding his blood-filled face, and it was so painful that he roared there, "Fuck, you can't even buy a bathroom for 100,000 yuan. You still want to buy a house. Are you begging for food? I promised you to beat me up, is there such a force to buy and sell? Is there any reason under the world?"
Su Rui said calmly: "A big fist makes sense. It doesn't matter where you put it, just like when you wanted to do something like Xia Qing just now, have you considered giving her reason? It's just to treat the human body with the human way, an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth."
The skinny monkey lay there motionless. He knew that if he talked back again, he would definitely provoke another severe beating. The bridge of the nose on his face had been broken, and he didn't know where it was next time.
"One hundred thousand yuan, at this price, agree or not? If you don't agree, I won't even give one hundred thousand yuan in five seconds. I will get the house for free. Do you believe it or not?" Su Rui was a little impatient Up.
"I believe I believe it, but can you give me some time, can I sign the contract tomorrow?" The skinny monkey endured the pain, but the more it hurts, the more sober he became. He already had an idea in his head.
Thirty-six strategies, the best strategy!
"Sign the contract tomorrow? Of course not, Xia Qing, you can download a house purchase contract from the Internet now. We will conduct a real estate transaction tonight. It will take effect immediately!"
Once Su Rui became vigorous, it wasn't much worse than Lin Aoxue.
"As for the change of the real estate certificate, don't wait until the next day to go to the Housing Management Bureau. It's very simple, I can find someone to do it." Su Rui said with a smile.
"This is too fast, right? You have to register for the house purchase!" The thin monkey begged, "Tomorrow, just tomorrow, okay?"
"You think I don't know what you mean, and you want to drag it until tomorrow. Do you want your older brother-in-law to help?" Su Rui ruthlessly broke through the thin monkey: "But it's useless. Everything is done, I can guarantee that this house will belong to Xia Qing after an hour."
The skinny monkey wanted to cry without tears. He really didn't expect this to happen. He just drank some wine tonight and wanted to molest the beauty who lives in this house, but ended up like this! Now not only have I suffered a fat beating, but the house is almost gone!
Xia Qing originally meant to move out of this house immediately, even if she liked it again, it would be too unsafe to deal with such a landlord. However, since Su Rui insisted on buying, Xia Qing had to agree.
For some reason, Xia Qing would actually follow Su Rui's opinion very much!
This man is not even afraid of the underworld, let alone the revenge of these gangsters, so Xia Qing feels more at ease.
As for Su Rui's 100,000 yuan, it far exceeded Xia Qing's expectation, because she was planning to buy this house at the market price seriously!
:Thanks to the leader for the reward, and the book friends 2351061 for their support. The key point is to thank the brothers who ride the donkey and hit the school again! How awesome is this! If you work hard, I must work hard too! Although we are ranked eleventh, it is also an unprecedented good result. There is nothing to regret. Next month, we will fight again!