Chapter 2151: Seeing a gentleman, Yunhu is not happy
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The Superb Captain in the City
- 明日复明日
- 1891 characters
- 2021-03-03 08:05:45
"I treat you as a friend, but you want to sleep with me!" Wu Shuwei snatched up: "This is pretty much the same to me, dare you say you haven't?"
"Yes, but thinking and doing are different. To talk about opportunities, we have known each other for such a long time, I should have many opportunities, let alone other, at least when you are in a coma, get a little bit cheaper and touch it. , Even just look at it, it’s easy, you won’t know when you wake up.
Seeing Wu Shuwei’s eyes changed, Li Yifei explained hurriedly:
But I’ve never done that, it’s like wearing so many clothes on the street. The exposed woman, she dared to wear it and I dared to look at it. Could it be that because I took a look, she sue me, J? Isn’t that inappropriate? Besides, I didn’t even watch it...
"You want to emphasize that you really don't mean that to me. You don't even have the desire to watch?" Wu Shuwei's voice became colder, and his speaking rate slowed down.
Li Yifei hurriedly shut his mouth. He immediately knew that he had just gotten more fucked. How could he say that he was not interested in her in front of a beauty? No matter what the beauty’s personality or attitude towards feelings, he didn’t say that. Isn't it the highest level of insult?
So he quickly remedied: "It’s not what I meant, I just wanted to say...Let’s put it this way, although I am lustful, there are many women who can satisfy them. This proves that I am powerful, so lustful, but to you, we two Have known each other for so long, did you say that I have done too much to you?"
"Underground River, how cool are you dear?" Wu Shuwei said quietly.
"Then... Isn't that to save you? I can stay underwater for an hour, can you?" Li Yifei said immediately.
"I was in a coma from heatstroke before, who fed the water?"
"You are unconscious, dehydrated, can't I feed you water?"
Wu Shuwei wanted to say it again, but suddenly became discouraged. His body was a little shorter, and he said, "Forget it, I don't want to talk to you."
"The two of us were either quarreling or rushing. When it comes to this, I still think it is not easy to have a female friend, so I cherish it." Li Yifei patted his thigh and said.
Wu Shuwei pursed her mouth and began to be in a daze. After waiting for Li Yifei's dry mouth, she said quietly: "Seeing a gentleman, Yunhu is not happy."
Li Yifei didn't hear clearly, and asked what?
Wu Shuwei glanced at him and looked a little distracted. Li Yifei actually heard it clearly. He also knew the source of this sentence. There is a sentence in the "Book of Songs" saying that since seeing someone you like, what else is unhappy? Modern people often choose another meaning. When they meet you, they can no longer like others.
Li Yifei swallowed and felt his mouth dry suddenly. He didn't dare to think about that, but... he promised the wives at home not to talk about women. Moreover, he repeatedly emphasized that he hoped Wu Shuwei Is a very good friend of the opposite sex.
To say that she is not beautiful, Li Yifei has a lot to say. Wu Shuwei is indeed beautiful, very beautiful, beautiful bubbling, and her personal charm is not only in appearance, but also outstanding in work and family background. If everything goes well, she The old man may not be able to be a member of the Standing Committee. This status can be said to be rare among the 1.4 billion people.
All kinds of auras add to the body, the key is that she is still very simple, yes, it is innocent, and even some tendons, it is difficult to change the things that are recognized, this kind of stubbornness is also appreciated by Li Yifei, and it is a bit stupid. Harp.
She... Is she suggesting or expressing herself? Li Yifei blinked, thinking in his heart.
Thinking of this, Li Yifei lowered his teeth and said, "I have nothing good, and lustful and carefree, you are so good, you can find a single-minded man, so as not to stimulate you to not believe in marriage or love, you say no. ?"
Li Yifei's voice became smaller and smaller, and at the end there was no sound. After waiting for a while, Wu Shuwei didn't respond. Li Yifei couldn't help looking up at her, but saw Wu Shuwei also looking at him with weird eyes.
"You don't think I like you, do you?" Wu Shuwei said very slowly.
Li Yifei pointed to his nose and said, "Isn't it?"
Wu Shuwei let out a sigh, eyes drifting away, with a disdainful look, and said, "How is it possible that you have a big face to make me like it? Besides, you admit it yourself. What is it that you like a big carrot? , So many women, it takes half a month for a person to ask you once a night, but can your body hold it?"
"I'm really..." Li Yifei was immediately dissatisfied when the opponent suspected his physical ability, but he had already stood up and couldn't jump up just to show his aura, so he spouted a rough breath from his nostrils and said, "The front Not to mention, don’t worry about your body. I’m strong enough to conquer all of them overnight.
Wu Shuwei looked at him up and down, still curling his lips, and said, "There is no proof to speak."
"Do you still want to try?" Li Yifei said.
Wu Shuwei smiled, and said, "I don't like you, what do you try?" At this point, Wu Shuwei suddenly had a scene in his mind. It was a scene of Li Yifei sitting cross-legged when he was healing...
"Forget it, talk about it. I wanted to persuade you to enjoy the life of a normal person, but the result is good, and the topic is about my ability!" Li Yifei sat down and couldn't help muttering.
There was a smile on Wu Shuwei's face, full of smiles, as if she had won the battle with her mouth. When Li Yifei was silent, she whispered to the side, "It's okay, it's all grown-ups. It's OK to talk about this topic." It's normal. Don't you want me to find a boyfriend and have some X life? What's the matter with a chat?"
"Don't talk anymore, lest you say that I molested you, and feel that I'm not serious." Li Yifei waved his hand and turned his back to Wu Shuwei.
Wu Shuwei smiled more happily, laughing enough, she stretched out her foot and kicked Li Yifei in the back, and said, "It's not going to happen, I turned it over."
Seeing Li Yifei ignored her, she couldn't help kicking a few more feet. Li Yifei still didn't move. Wu Shuwei gritted his teeth, put both feet on, and kicked them a few times. As a result, Li Yifei hummed a few times and said in his mouth. : "Yes, this strength is okay, if only a little more strength is needed."
"Tom tom tom." Wu Shuwei kicked a lot of feet, until her own legs became sore, and Li Yifei grunted several times in satisfaction, and said: "Very comfortable, quite relieved!"
"It's because you saved me." Wu Shuwei said.
It is impossible for Li Yifei to get angry because of this. Then he has to get angry how much a day, he thinks it is also very interesting to quarrel like this. Wu Shuwei has known him for a long time, but it is almost never before chatting like this. The seemingly chaotic chat actually means that the relationship between the two people has increased.
After a moment of silence, Li Yifei asked, "Do you really want to hear that kind of topic?"
Wu Shuwei had already retracted his feet. Hearing the words, he adjusted his hair and said, "I don't want to say anything, I'm not curious."
"Okay, then I'll... said it." Li Yifei smiled, Wu Shuwei immediately stared at him, and Li Yifei brewed for a while, then said: "Actually, it's nothing. I taught junior high school physiological hygiene. I learned from Chinese medicine or from the theory of Yin and Yang. From the angle of view, males dominate yang and females are yin, and males and females are born with different physiological structures, so when they are happy, they can achieve yin and yang. If they are just right, they can complement each other and achieve perfection, which is good for both sides."
"The book only talks about picking yin and replenishing yang, and what else X will kill people..." Wu Shuwei said.
"That is yin and yang imbalance. For example, me, and you... my daughters-in-law, when they are happy, I will strengthen them countless times because of cultivation reasons, so if I want to, I can use yin to replenish yang to strengthen I myself, but I can’t do that, because I love them, and I hope they will get better, not only for the body, but also for the spirit, but also for the better. So at that time, I have to feed them back, and I give them. They don’t feel too much loss or fatigue, but they get some benefits, and the next day they will feel more comfortable, mentally better, complexion, etc. This is one of the benefits, and from the perspective of modern medicine Analysis shows that if men and women are happy, they can promote the secretion of multiple hormones, or increase the secretion, which can make the body better."
Wu Shuwei listened indifferently. In fact, she listened very seriously. This knowledge...but was not the same as what she saw in the book. After all, Li Yifei had another identity.
"Then... if not, like me!" Wu Shuwei asked.
"I think it will age faster, but there are also sayings that if you don't vent your yin for a lifetime, you may live longer, but the key is that people have reached that age, and even longevity is meaningless. Anyway, I think it is. In this way. It is better to take advantage of the young, the most beautiful age, to have a good time, and there will be something to remember when you are old. You must know that the life of an ordinary person is only a few decades, and the best age is twenty. When you are in your thirties, your body will develop in the direction of aging, so..."
"Forget it, I don't want to listen, I always feel that you keep hinting at me tonight!" Wu Shuwei said with his mouth curled.
"What's the hint for you? Haha, my starting point is still very good!" Li Yifei smiled cheerfully. The two of them said more in the past few days than they said several times before.
Of course, the thinking of adults is still different. Of course, Li Yifei feels that there is nothing wrong with talking about between men and women, but he said to Wu Shuwei that he just thinks it is weird, and what is wrong with it.
At this point, the two of them were silent again, and they didn't seem to know how to continue. Even with them, the whole thatched house was quiet, and they could even hear each other's breathing and the sound of heartbeats. .