Chapter 3010: Not funny joke

Understand, Li Yifei was unhappy, after all, he wanted to practice fast, and now he was trapped by the exercise...It really affected the efficiency too much, and these didn't dare to use spar.
You have to find a way to get the exercises. Li Yifei secretly said, seeing Qingluan standing there pitifully, wanting to read a book but unable to open the door, Li Yifei sighed and said, "I will not update today, take a day off. After all, writing a book is also very tiring, but I can tell you a short story, would you like to listen?"
"Listen!" Qing Luan raised her head, with a touch of joy in her eyes.
"Well, telling it while drinking tea, the story is not long, it is also a joke."
"A joke?" Qing Luan was puzzled.
"It's just a joke... it's a bit funny, maybe it's unreasonable, but it can be laughed aloud." Li Yifei said.
"Okay, wait for me, I'll make tea first." Qingluan said that the man had already walked to the small pavilion and began to make tea.
Li Yifei walked slowly over with his hands behind his back, looking at Qingluan's busy figure, he also smiled faintly, with no other thoughts.
Prepared properly, Qing Luan turned out to be like a primary school student, sitting upright, waiting for Li Yifei to tell a joke.
"Cough cough!" Li Yifei cleared his throat, picked up the teacup, and took a sip, only to feel the sweetness into the lungs and the aura. Uncle Xiuqi's own tea is definitely a good tea.
Qing Luan nodded, indicating that Li Yifei could start.
"This joke is a little bit nonsense... Uh, just don't scrutinize it, because it's just a joke, the purpose is to make you laugh, but don't scrutinize it." Li Yifei reminded, Qing Luan nodded, and he said: "There is a school of immortality. After practicing to a certain level, you can ascend, rise above the clouds, and enter the immortal world, and it is said that the ancestors of their sect have also cultivated the right results, and soaring."
Qing Luan nodded and said, "The Daquan sect has such masters, and they have gone to the real immortal world."
"Um... don't interrupt me!" Li Yifei stared, Qingluan hurriedly reached out to cover his lips, and looked aside, as if to say that he was not making trouble.
Li Yifei continued: "But there is no news after Patriarch's ascension..."
Qingluan took away his hand and just wanted to say something. Seeing Li Yifei looking at him, he closed his eyes again and signaled that he was silent. Li Yifei went on to say: "The children of the school are very strange and miss Grandpa Master very much. One day, the elder brother with the highest cultivation level in the sect finally achieved success in his cultivation, and the clouds rose, and the disciples knelt down at the place where the elder brother soared. I wish the elder brother a positive result, and hope that he can find the grand master and give some to the younger generation. Instructions."
"It didn't take long for the senior brother to send a message to the disciples below with a thousand miles of sound transmission, and the senior brother said: "Listen, everyone, my time is running out, don't practice anymore, repeat! Stop practicing! After flying to a certain height, there will be no oxygen in the air, and we will all be suffocated to death! I have seen the corpse of Grand Master! Stop practicing, I'm using the last bit of power to send back the message, stop practicing..."
When Li Yifei saw this joke, he almost laughed stupidly, but the opposite Qingluan... she blinked her eyes, there was some confusion on her face, and she frowned soon, as if thinking. what.
Didn't you find the laugh? Li Yifei blinked, thought for a moment, and continued: "Do you need me to explain it to you?"
Qingluan looked at him with a weird expression, as if looking at an alien... It was a little uncomfortable to see Li Yifei. Li Yifei touched his face and asked, "What's the matter? This joke is not funny. It's not such a big reaction, right?"
"You..." Qing Luan hesitated, pursed her lips, her beautiful eyes were a little confused, and finally asked, "Are you sure this is a joke?"
"what?"
"Are you sure you don't really know the truth?"
"I'm at a loss... Tell me directly if you have any questions." Li Yifei was stunned by the look.
Qing Luan let out a sigh of relief and said, "Forget it, you probably don't know."
"what?"
"Do you know that in the past few hundred years, the ancestors and ancestors of various schools have been soaring..." Qing Luan said here, there was even a trace of panic, not a trace, but a panic.
Li Yifei let out a forehead, hesitated and said, "I'm just a joke... and are you sure... the two match?"
Seeing Qingluan nodded, Li Yifei didn't know what to say, he was just a joke, it was a joke, the kid had to distinguish the joke, it was just a joke.
Qingluan said solemnly, "Although things are not that simple, since hundreds of years ago, the cultivators have really been unable to communicate with the real immortal world. Everyone does not know the reason. Those powerful people seem to know, but they all Refused to say."
"So... do you know what oxygen is?" Li Yifei looked at Qing Luan strangely.
"I don't understand," Qing Luan shook his head honestly, and Li Yifei said in his heart. No wonder, after all, the term oxygen belongs to modern times, a chemical composition that Qing Luan should not know, but Qing Luan continued: " I guess it should be what we breathe. Although I don’t know what it is, it’s not aura, but another thing in the air. I can feel that the gas enters the lungs and enters the body. The blood is full of energy, and all limbs need this gas."
"That's oxygen, of course it can be called another name!" Li Yifei nodded.
"Yes, that's oxygen, but in the story you told, the higher the flight, the scarcer the oxygen is. I don't know this. I need to ask my father." Qing Luan looked serious.
Li Yifei hurriedly said, "No, no, you don't need to ask, mine is a joke, you don't need to think seriously."
I don't want to be the target of public criticism. I am just a casual joke. If it is really like this...My special mother is the sinner. I will break this horrible secret. Do I think I have lived too long?
What's more, Li Yifei was able to deny it in the next second, just listening to him say: "Don't think about it, it's impossible. Think about how long our cultivation base can not breathe? Let's not talk about one day, but it will always be possible for most of the day. What about the Yuan Ying stage? How about the level of Uncle Xiuqi? Going up, if you pass the catastrophe and rise to the realm by day, wouldn’t it be fine if you don’t breathe for a year or two? How could it be because there is no oxygen? I’m suffocated. So I’m just a joke, don’t think about it."