Vol 5 Chapter 27: Difficulties of Double Eve
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The Tale Never Ends
- Mu Xiao Song
- 1656 characters
- 2021-01-30 02:12:43
To say that Uncle Zhang and Uncle Quan have never known how blind the eyes that would appear in Lao Chen ’s thriller movie are. There are very few people who know this thing, and even Lao Xie does n’t even know that Chen The main reason why the old blind man is blind is actually to help Shangpei.
The old blind man Chen once again smoked a few cigarettes, and then said: "In the year of the earthquake, the boy from Shangpei rushed to Tangshan. Old Haige assigned him to come here for no end. There is a difference. Shang Pei is different from us. The others are spells, and we can only help from the side. When we encounter a fight, we have no place to use it! "Lin Feng laughed at the words of Lao Chen. Say: "Uncle Blind, don't be too humble. At that time, the old businessmen boasted that your two brothers were like flowers, and kept saying, how are you two brothers doing? At that time, your brother San had a name in the Wu Ling Ling Realm, called Wu Wu San Jue! "
Lao Xie listened to Lin Feng's words and snorted coldly, saying, "Huh, 'No End Three Ends', it's almost a No End Three Ends!" Lao Xie's words are very disdainful and mean, but I still listen to them There was a trace of loneliness. The old friends for many years are not allowed to meet each other, and it is uncomfortable for these two old men to want to come.
Just listen to Lao Chen sighed and said: "Hey, Shi Yanna. You just said, Shang Lao'er is now a half fairy body. Hey, he must be a half fairy body. Isn't it a vain !? "Then, Old Chen Shu sighed again and said again:" When Shang Pei left Wu Wu, I already saw that he had a big disaster! To know my generation, There are not many friends who are close to each other, and the old merchant is one. How could I just let it go! At the time, I was young and full of enthusiasm, and I could n’t bear to see this dear friend fall down. Later I was blind. "
Uncle Zhang was puzzled on one side, and what we said was unremarkable. As an outsider, Uncle Zhang was really difficult to understand. So, I spoke again from the beginning to the end of the "Wujiu Sanjue" how much contribution to the Wuxun County after the earthquake, and talked about the old businessmen's reaction after hearing the news of the blindness of the old blind man .
This large piece of story was very surprising to President Zhang, and he kept giving his thumbs up to Chen Lao blind. However, the old blind Chen couldn't see him picking a thumbs up. The old blind man extinguished the smoke, as if remembering something came up, and asked me: "Shi Yanna, you just said that you encountered two of their" Six Tigers outside the Cube ", who else did you touch?" I laughed. He replied: "There is another one, that is, the eldest of the" Six Tigers outside the Great Wall ", shrinking away to Zhu Mei!" The old blind man laughed at the name and swept the haze on his face! We were all curious about what the old blind man laughed, but at this time, Lao Xie didn't slacken at all, and laughed "poof". The few of us looked at these old men inexplicably, waiting for them to finish the explanation with a smile.
I laughed for at least one minute before the old blind man slowed down. He smiled and said, "Do you want to ask why we both laugh?" I nodded, and then remembered that the old blind man couldn't see, so he responded again. With a cry.
The old blind man smiled and asked for another cigarette. After lighting it, he said, "Speaking of the short man Zhu Mei, there really is such a fun!"
It turned out that when the "Six Tigers Outside the Citadel" came to Tangshan City in response to the call, as we said before, the "Six Tigers Outside the Citadel" was also very evil and the green forest was very heavy. When they saw that the leader of all capable people was 20 When Lang was a young man, this old man Zhu Mei was the first to refuse! In the previous article, we said that my five uncles Zhu Mei were short, squinted, had big teeth, and were professional sleazy actors without makeup. And the old man Zhu Mei didn't put the door on his mouth, so he pointed to my dad's nose at that time and asked him what he could do and how to direct the crowd. It was also my dad's mouth that was hurt, and Zhu Mei came to me at that time: "Because I look better than you, can't you?" Zhu Mei didn't expect that he suffered a person who was even worse than himself.
At that time, Zhu Mei was dissatisfied. He said that he had to compare himself with this kid named Murong Hai, and he had to rely on his light-weight exercises to compare with others. And he put down the big talk and said that if he won, he had to change it and let Murong Hai listen to him. At this time, the woman (my mother) who followed Murong Hai also smirked and said, "Well, if we win, you dwarf not only has to be obedient, but also has to be shaved by my ears!"
Zhu Mei has the ability to "shrink away" and has always been invincible and never lost. At that time, no matter what I said, I directly responded!
The question of Zhu Mei and my dad's test is actually very simple, it is to see who is faster. What Zhu Mei didn't expect was that my dad didn't give him a chance to race at all, and then Yu Jian flew directly. Seeing that my dad used his magical skills, Zhu Mei was unwilling to fall behind, and he exhibited the ability to "shrink the ground" and raced with my dad. However, what he didn't expect was that my dad also had a special skill, which is "falling autumn leaves".
Said that there is a world of yin and yang in both heaven and earth. As the name implies, "shrinking the ground" can change the orientation of the earth and the earth, so that other people's walking routes are at their disposal. But this "falling autumn wind" is exactly the same as it is the way to change the heaven and earth. Where did Zhu Mei know this? Since then, he has no way to stop my dad in the air. Instead, he was trapped by my dad by the "falling leaves and autumn wind" method, and finally failed miserably!
Old Chen Shu said that there was another burst of laughter when he heard this. President Zhang heard the words "Falling Leaf Autumn Wind" coming to the spirit again, because he had experienced the "Falling Leaf Autumn Wind" in person! When I heard about this addiction, I urged Chen Lao blind to say, "Brother Chen, what happened afterwards? What happened later?" Old Chen Shu laughed and said, "I still can, Zhu Mei tired to follow Like a dead pig, he came back and was sucked by Shi Yan's mother! "Said, and everyone laughed.
It sounds funny to me as well. I said, "Six Tigers outside the Great Wall" how convinced my dad that there are still five uncles who go to the thunder bridge!
I ate this meal for at least three hours. We just left the kitchen after work.
Because of me and Xiaobaihua, Lin Feng and Chong Xi also started planning whether to take their girlfriends home. Lin Feng has been discussing this matter with Yuan Yuan for the next few days, but the girl named Xiao Yu on Chong Xi's side has not moved. Once I asked him: "I said Chong Xi, how to say that Xiaoyu is also sincere to you, and it's almost the end of the year, you haven't imagined to let your master and Xiaoyu's old lady combine together to discuss the two of you. ? "
Chung Xi listened to me asking this question, but surprisingly did not commit a fool, but sighed and said: "Brother Yan, you don't know, my old man's old man has a bad temper, I'm really afraid to let the old man give I disturb the pornography. Besides, other people's homes are also entangled. Look at me again. "I understand the meaning of Chong Xi. The old blind man didn't save money in his whole life, not even Chong Xi's wife. Let ’s talk about Double Eve, although I have been in contact with a lot of big money in the two years since I opened the Yin Yang Museum, I still did n’t make much money. As the saying goes, it is difficult for rich men to have no money, and Chongxi ’s concerns are justified. No matter what attitude Xiaoli ’s mother and Xiaoyu themselves have towards Chongxi, generally speaking, the future of the two people still has to think about No.
Referring to this problem, Chong Xi is like a frosted eggplant, and it has wilted. In the past two years, I have n’t thought about the problem of falling in love or even getting married. Now I want to come to Chong Xi and Lin Feng to have greater difficulties than me. For this matter, I deliberately talked to Lin Feng alone.
That day was about two months before the new year, and I told Lin Feng to tell Chong Xi to take a leave and let Chong Xi be on duty at Xuan Xue Museum.
After going out, Lin Feng asked me, "Wait, Yan, you are calling me fiercely, and you won't let Cong Xi follow, what the are you doing?"