Vol 9 Chapter 5: Monster Going Out
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The Tale Never Ends
- Mu Xiao Song
- 1707 characters
- 2021-01-30 02:13:06
The guide ’s brother ’s eyes were as wide as Niu Ling, and he stuttered authentically: "Sister? Er" I reluctantly told the old sister's life story, and emphasized that I am not a vixen!
The tour guide brother nodded again and again, "Is that brother Yan free? Let's drink it?" I still refused his request, refusing his invitation on the grounds that the elder sister was wearing clothes.
Came out of the hotel when it was dinner at night. Fortunately, Baishan City was more prosperous. At this time, it was still bright. I led my elder sister walking down the street. The elder sister said a little unnaturally: "Brother, am I a bit wrong?" I know that the elder sister refers to her tail ears and legs. I smiled and said, "Relax, old lady, the people on the road didn't notice you!" Although I said that, the old lady still followed me with anxiety, which seemed very unnatural.
As we walked into a prosperous commercial street, a series of little girls' screams suddenly sounded behind us, followed by a voice with regional accents: "Wow! Sister is coser? Which role of cos are you? ? "I laughed inwardly, but the elder sister was surrounded by a group of little girls aged 17 or 18, looking overwhelmed. Then the little girls took out their phones and took pictures with their elder sister. The elder sister was very cautious and took pictures with them one by one. It seemed so helpless.
At this time, a little girl ran to me and asked, "Little brother, is this sister your girlfriend? Wow, you are both coser! What role are you cos !?" I also joined the shadows.
I looked at myself in this fur stitching windbreaker to understand what she meant, and said amusedly: "I am not a coser, your younger sister is." Then the little girl started to chatter and asked my elder sister what cos is. The role, I smiled and thought: "Well, you can understand that Tu Shan is a fox demon." A group of little girls yelled in surprise again, and the elder sister leaned over to me and whispered: "Tu Shan is a family of nine-tailed foxes. I dare not climb high. I ca n’t say this nonsense! Also, what is the flashing thing they are holding? I think you have a similar one. "
Smiled and sent away a group of little girls who took a group photo, and I took my elder sister while strolling and said: "You have been out of society for too long, the flashing thing is called a mobile phone"
Walked into the mall with his elder sister. The elder sister's line of business was a cause for onlookers. After all, this is not the kind of city where the demons are dancing and dancing. It is an eye-opener to see two people dressed like this here. I didn't really care about the passers-by's pointing and went straight into the mall. The elder sister had begun to watch the strange eyes around him now, and whispered to me from time to time: "How do I think these people are bad comers?" I can only helplessly answer that you think too much.
I stopped at the door of a clothing store, and then walked into the store, and then took off an overlong lady's trench coat and handed it to the elder sister: "Change it." The elder sister looked at me and looked again Seeing your own line of business is the default. I pointed to the fitting room, and the elder sister knew, and turned towards the fitting room.
The store attendant also said to me diligently: "Sir, this sweater just matches the windbreaker that the young lady tried." I nodded and took over the clothes in the waiter's hands and asked, "I won't have any trouble. Let's connect the bottoms and shoes Oh, yes, the boots are as high as possible. "The waiter didn't understand the meaning, but turned around respectfully and chose.
I saw the elder sister coming out of the fitting room, and looked forward awkwardly: "Elder, you will not tell me that you don't wear anything in this trench coat?" The elder sister nodded inexplicably. "Yeah, otherwise?" I handed her the sweater: "Wear it inside." The elder shrugged and nodded and went back again.
After a lot of tossing, he finally put the old lady like a normal person, at least the legs and tail were put away. But those ears are not easy to hide. I looked around and saw that the model was wearing a woolen bud hat, reached out and took it off and turned it around the elder sister's head. Just fit, just cover your ears. The old lady dragged her hat a little bit uncomfortably, but she put it on honestly.
When I walked to the men's clothing area, I also changed from head to toe, and finally took off the fur turtleneck windbreaker, I was alive again. The elder sister looked at the mirror and changed her head. I nodded and said, "Well, does the dress I made for our father have to be changed?"
When I checked out, I found out that the two heads of the two companies spent a five-figure amount of money. Fortunately, the credit card is the father, otherwise I will die.
Out of the shop, I took the old lady to hang out in the mall. The top floor of the mall is naturally a variety of delicacies. At this time, it is just a meal time. The aroma of hot pot steaks and other foods is floating throughout the top floor. The elder sister couldn't stop her nose when she got to the top floor. After all, it's a canine, and the nose is very smart. Originally I was pulling her, but now it was her pulling me. The elder sister followed me all the way through the sea of people, stopped in front of a hot pot restaurant and then looked at me with a dim eye.
I tentatively asked: "Let's eat hot pot for dinner?" The old lady pointed at the hot pot restaurant and nodded like a little girl. If you want to come to live in the mountains for a lifetime, the old lady doesn't know what this is. So I smiled and took my elder sister's hand and walked into the hot pot restaurant.
Speaking of hot pot, in fact, I am not very fond of it. My natural favorite is grilling, but I heard that Zhang Zhigui's sour kid is fond of hot pot. The elder sister doesn't know the characters, but she knows all about the red and white meat on the menu. Pointing at the menu, "This, this, this! There is this!" Almost all the meat on the menu was ordered. The waiter said with a black line: "Uh, miss, the amount of meat in our shop It ’s enough, I ’m afraid I ca n’t eat so much,
the waiter said, and the old lady looked at me pitifully. I really can't refuse the eyes of my elder sister, although I know she is an elf. But there is no way. As soon as the elder sister came out of the mountain, she was just like Xiaobai, so I was happy with her. He waved his hand to the waiter: "Come on, we can eat."
The waiter shrugged and handed over the bill. Only then did I see that the elder sister had just ordered a meal, and it had already cost more than 500 yuan. No wonder the waiter had that look. It is estimated that the meaning in your eyes is: Do you have an appointment with a girl or an hungry hiccup? I also shrugged and swiped to serve.
One plate of meat size went to the table. The old lady looked around, and there was no point for the fresh meat on this table. I smiled and looked at the sister who had just met, and made a gesture of invitation to her. My elder sister didn't treat me at all, and she didn't need chopsticks. She grabbed two slices of raw meat and threw it in her mouth!
I almost saw a spit of old blood spitting out, how could I forget that my elder sister has never cooked this wild animal! In a sense, she is not cooked at all!
I hurriedly reached out like an aunt in kindergarten to break open the mouth of the elder sister and pulled the raw meat out of her mouth. The old lady looked at me blankly, but I shook my head helplessly and put the raw meat in the dish into the hot pot: "The meat must be cooked in the hot pot to eat, now you are human!" "Oh" like a kid who made a mistake, and then stared at the thick soup in the hot pot, waiting for the meat to cook.
Like a parent, I took out the meat in the hot pot, dipped it in the small ingredients, and then clamped it to the elder sister's mouth like feeding a girl: "Ah" the elder sister bite it in cooperation, and I listened The chopsticks made a "click!" I quickly squeezed the mouth that the elder sister was about to chew and said anxiously: "Spit out the chopsticks!" The elder sister spit two chopsticks into my palm with her mouth, and then she happily ate meat Come
Stumbling through a meal until about ten o'clock in the evening, and finally ate up the full table of meat.
When I went back, I took my elder sister to the direction of the hotel. When passing an alley, the elder sister stopped suddenly: "Brother, wait." Then, the probe looked towards the alley. I pointed in the direction of the hotel: "This way!" The old lady waved at me, begging me not to speak. Then he walked into the alley without hesitation.
I hurried to keep up, at this time I felt like a dad with children. But just as I ran into the alley and was going to chase this uneasy old lady back, I suddenly heard a man's voice deep in the alley and smiled ecstatically: "Hey, hey, I don't know that Jianling Heaven and Earth is here to lose Far away! "