Vol 9 Chapter 18: Co-op?

This person looks very ordinary and is the type that will disappear when thrown in the crowd. Looking at the wrinkles on the face and some white hair on the head, this person's age should be above forty years, a typical middle-aged look. But what makes me wonder is, why would such a person appear alone in such a museum?
But when I think about it, I find out why I pay attention to it, not why this person sits at our table for no reason? As if this person was sitting on our table as it should be, there was no sense of disobedience. Everyone else looked at this middle-aged man and wanted to see what he said.
I noticed something strange, so I smiled and asked, "This uncle, you are." This person also smiled at me and said: "A few of them don't seem to be ordinary people." Then, the corner of his mouth rose again. . Although this person looks friendly, it gives me a very uncomfortable feeling. It's the feeling of "half a fake fake smile". I decided at the moment that this is the old fried dough stick that has been in the officialdom for many years.
Lin Feng made a haha ​​and said, "Ha ha, how did you see it?" The middle-aged man still smiled kindly and said, "Because I know a few things about physiognomy, a few of them are nobles." Chong Xi Xue Lin Feng played the same haha ​​and said, "Ha ha, since this uncle has this skill, let's calculate it for us?" Chong Xi can be said to be a rare wizard in astrology, divination, and hexagram. This will naturally be ridiculed by Chong Xi.
Unexpectedly, the middle-aged man didn't seem to hear the sarcasm of Chong Xi, but waved his hand and said: "I can only watch one person. A few people don't know that there are rules in this line, and one day can't be regarded as a second story "" Chong Xi smiled, just wanted to speak, I was busy waving it to stop it. Then I smiled and looked at the middle-aged man and said, "In that case, you give me a look!" The man smiled and took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and held it in his mouth, then handed it to me. One. I raised the hand holding the cigarette under the table and showed him, indicating to him that I was smoking. The heart said that this kind of person of unknown origin, and also claimed to be a person in our art world, this kind of thing can not be messed up. God knows if this person looks at him, in case it's a guts.
The man smiled and lit a cigarette for himself. I stamped out the cigarette thrown in my hand, and then looked up at the middle-aged man. The man smoked two times with a cigarette in between, and then he smiled and said, "This guy is so good-looking, he lives a lot of nobles and is destined to be extraordinary." Speaking of which, I can basically be sure that this person is completely a liar and opened his mouth The words are all through the set of sticks. Chong Xi also sneered next to him, but who knows that the middle-aged man said that he turned around and found that no one paid attention to us, and then he leaned over and lowered his voice and said: "The young man's face is entangled with dragon spirit, which is the appearance of an emperor. Ah! It can be said that as long as you think, the world is at your fingertips! "
Heard this, my heart could not help but tighten! If the heart says it is impossible, what can this person really see? You know, when it comes to identity, I am a successor of Emperor Yan, but I have no way of knowing where this emperor came from. And Chong Xi just sniffed at what he said just now, and it ’s not without reason. The reason is because Chong Xi told me a long time ago that nothing could be seen from my face.
Chong Xi heard a sneer after hearing this person's words, and said, "Uncle, don't show it here. Just listening to you saying that one day is not a second trigram, I thought you were a sharp predecessor. Now it seems that you are A lively liar. Would you like me to look at each other? "He said, without waiting for the middle-aged man to agree:" Uncle, your appearance is not good. "He squinted at him, and his words changed. Ask the middle-aged man, "I don't know Uncle, do you know Cao Cao?"
The middle-aged man's expression stiffened after hearing the words of Chong Xi, and then frowned. However, his smile remained undiminished, and he stood up and smiled at the few of us and said, "Since a few are not welcome, then I will say goodbye." He said, and turned away.
Before he left, he still took out his wallet and summoned the waiter to say: "These people's meals, I ask." As a result, this person was slaughtered by more than three hundred dollars and walked away in vain.
After this person left, Lin Feng said with his teeth: "This old man is short of electricity? Let's run our tricks?" Chong Xi echoed: "I am afraid that these people have read the photo album with two eyes. Come out and pretend to be 13.
The elder sister asked doubtfully, "Why?" Chong Xi sneered, and said, "Sister Lan, you don't know anything. Brother Yan's face is not something that mortals can come up with. Go to Brother Xiangyan. Guess what? "The elder sister asked," What's the matter? "Chong Xi said with a wave of hands:" Nothing! Not only Brother Yan, Uncle Hai and my aunt, of course. Sister Lan, you can't come out! You can say that your family can't meet each other! "
Xiaobaihua and her elder sister both heard it for the first time, and they were very curious. I only listened to my elder sister ’s question:
Why would n’t it be possible?
Chong Xi explained:
Phasing requires eyes, ears, and nose, and even sensations. But no matter which of these aspects is used, there are three different phases. Come out. "Xiao Baihua curiously said:" Which of the three? "I continued:" Immediate family members, dead people or photos, there is another kind of non-human beings. In other words, Xiangshu only works for non-blood relatives and premises It must be a living person. "
Xiaobaihua and her elder sister suddenly understood that their elder sister and mother were non-human beings, and their father was not a human being. The elder sister is a fox itself, and so is the mother. And dad, naturally is not a real human being, but a fairy.
At this time, the elder sister also had the same problem and asked Chong Xi: "No, my father is a human being." Chong Xi smiled and said, "It can only be said that Uncle Hai was a human before." Xiao Baihua wondered and asked Dao: "How to say?" Chong Xi shrugged and said: "First of all, Uncle Hai is a fairy, which is higher than the existence of mortals. It is impossible to tell by this alone, remember my master counted the six characters. ? "Everyone except the elder sister nodded. Then Chong Xi said: "There is also a concept in this non-human being, that is, people over 100 years old, which are not strictly people." The elder sister and Xiao Baihua looked at them blankly, then He turned his doubtful eyes to Double Eve.
Chong Xi explained: "There is a sentence called 'Human Lao Jing Gui Lao Ling', this man's old saying is from here. It is not only animals like Sister Lan who can become mature, in fact, they lived a hundred years old The sober and sound old man is strictly a man in the strict sense.
The old lady and Xiao Baihua suddenly
oh
at the same time, then the old lady pointed her chin at me and asked,
What about my brother? How about him? Can't tell? "
Chong Xi shook his head and said: "This is not clear. Before, we had no idea at all. Why did Yan Yan's face look like me. I originally thought that Yan Brother was my brother who had been lost for many years. Later, this idea was dispelled." Xiaobaihua and her elder sister smiled when they heard this assumption. Chong Xi also laughed a little, and then continued to explain: "Even after knowing that Yan Brother is the Yan Yan Jian Ling, he still can't guess why he is not his face. Even if he is Jian Ling, but after all Reincarnation is a person, in theory there is a face. The final conclusion can only be that Yan Brother and Shi Yanjian are one, so the sword spirit of the human body is not a complete body, it is a semi-person, so it ca n’t be seen. "
Nodded and agreed with this statement. But it took me a long time to know why my face didn't come out. Of course, this is something later.
Chong Xi shrugged and said: "Just now that the old man said what Yan's face is, it's actually nonsense. Now in this era, people who are above me, except Master, may be able to count with one hand. I It ’s impossible to tell the difference, it is estimated that the ancestor of Xiangshu is almost the same. "
Everyone nodded intentionally, saying that this was the case.
But at this time, I didn't make any statement. The elder sister first found me sullen and asked me when I turned my head: "Brother, what's wrong with you?" I looked up and thought about the Chinese New Year's Eve again, saying: "It's nothing, maybe I'm more concerned."
Elder sister, this anxious temper was the least seen, and immediately reached out and patted my head and said, "Speak quickly!"