Chapter 45: Dew stuffing (?)

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Before the sun set, the big troops finally arrived at the station at the foot of the mountain. It is said to be a resident. In fact, it is just a gentle of the water. It is said that this is a resting area developed by mountain residents when they enter the mountain to hunt. The ground has been compacted in advance, and two simple bamboo buildings stand there.
Five artists in the trip, three men and two women, allocated the dormitory according to gender. Although Xiaozhulou is very broken, it is a roofed house, which is much better than lying directly on the shady ground.
Only artists can sleep in bed, and their assistants are not so good.
The staff pointed to a small open space in the north and said, "Assistant teachers, here is your rest area. I will trouble you to put the tent here. Our camera will not shoot here. Please try not to appear in front of the camera. ""
I don't know who the assistant asked: "You don't help to tie the tent?"
The staff smiled with a good temper: "Sorry, we have a lot of work at hand, so I have to trouble the assistant teachers themselves."
Artist assistants have always been in a very awkward position in the entertainment industry. If they use a relatively common metaphor, they are like the "big eunuch" and "big brother" beside the ancient nobles. Their worth is all about the "master", the assistant next to the first-line star, naturally higher than the assistant of the third-line star. Although outsiders respected them as an assistant teacher, they did not pay much attention to it.
Several assistants face each other and can only bow their tents. Fortunately, the ground is flat and solid, and there is no need to worry about weeding the rock.
Other artists brought more than two assistants, and the team worked together to quickly set up the prototype of the tent.
Xiaoxia is not to be outdone. She has always used one person as three people. She is definitely not worse than other assistants. However, when she really started to work, she found that the tent construction was much harder than she had imagined.
What are these poles? What is the tether on the tent? Where is the door? Where is the network? How to connect the zipper? What about the valve for the inflatable mat?
For the rookie, how to call it a "fool" tent is difficult to support without the guidance of a veteran. Xiaoxia looked at a few soft tarpaulins and bald heads. I really wanted to admit defeat directly. At night, I wrapped my sleeping bag, and the curtains of the sky made it for a night.
She wanted to ask for help from the people around her, but other people didn't know whether they really saw it or didn't see it. No one actually took the initiative to lend a helping hand, letting her a little girl turn around the unformed tent.
Xiaoxia’s self-respect is high. She knows that other people are waiting to see her jokes, so she has to be hard-pressed and arrogant. She is the assistant of the first-line actress! In the past, it was the most powerful big beggar beside the Zhenggong Niangniang. When I walked outside, it represented Su Shi’s face. How could I admit defeat to a few pieces of rags? !
"Okay, let me come."
Just then, a fresh female voice sounded behind her.
Xiaoxia said: "Nothing, I can be alone... Ah, Su?"
Yes, the person who came here airborne is Su Ji Shi.
Su Ji has already put on a casual suit. The bruises on the back of the hand and elbow have been handled well. A thin layer of medicine is applied and wrapped with a waterproof bandage. She pulled the flip-flops, and the small basket in her hand was filled with towels and soap, and she was looking to take a shower.
There is a simple shower room in the station. The program team found a natural recess at the foot of the mountain. There was a waterproof tarpaulin on the outside, and two large plastic buckets filled with water were placed on the top. After a day of exposure to the plastic bucket, the water inside is hot and can be used directly for washing. It is very convenient.
There was only one such shower room, Chen Gangyu advanced, and Su Ji walked over to see Xiaoxia, which thought of just seeing her guilty about the tent.
"Sister Su, you have been working hard for a day, you don't want to..."
"When your tent is set up, your sister Sue's hair is white. You are honestly staying." Su Ji directly took Xiaoxia to the next fallen giant wood, let her sit, then turned and stepped on the flip-flops. Go back to the tent.
She has long been unable to remember how many times she has set up a tent. Even if she blinds her eyes, she can easily complete it.
She casually glanced at the rags that were lying on the ground, pulled them, picked out the main poles, quickly splice them together, and then stepped up the tents to form a full arch.
Her arrival, so that other artist assistants were shocked to stop the work in their hands.
I have only heard that the assistants have been worried about the artists after running. Have they seen the artists airborne and personally set up tents for the assistants?
Even if it is a person who has shaped the people, there is no need to run an assistant area without a camera.
Su Ji did not pay any attention to the bright or dark sights around him. In just five minutes, she was already skillful and she had already set up the tent completely, which was the last step.
Because the tent is very light, it is often blown away when the wind blows, so in the end, the four corners must be fixed on the ground with L-shaped rivets.
When I saw Su Ji, I saw the handkerchiefs, picked up the big nails from the ground, and Xiaoxia, who had been lingering for a long time, hurriedly jumped up and hurriedly said, "I am coming to me, I am going to find a hammer..."
Su Ji Shi said: "No."
"But the ground is so hard, how to insert the nails by hand..."
Su Ji raised his mouth: "As long as there is a hammer in your heart, there is a hammer in your hand."
"???"
When the voice fell, the popular actress took the towel in the basket, wrapped the big soap in the towel, tightened it, and slammed her arm.
- This unusually simple "hammer" actually broke the nail into the dirt!
Xiaoxia: "..."
Other assistants: "..."
When Su Ji got up and walked up to the other corner, he re-applied his skills and broke the second nail into the soil.
Then the third hammer, the fourth hammer...
By the time she set up a complete tent, the entire rest area was silent, and all the assistants were stunned in the same place, looking at the popular actress who was not going out of the way with a sly look... and her hands could be used as a weapon. Soap with towel.
"Oh." Su Ji clap his hands and stand up, kicking the tent with his toes to prove that it is solid and intact. "You should rest well. I guess Chen Gangyu took a shower, I will go first."
Xiaoxia is like a cloud, and said: "Sister Su, you go slowly..."
......
When Su Shi’s back disappeared into the eyes of the crowd, the assistants suddenly swarmed and quickly surrounded Xiaoxia, who had not yet returned.
This said: "Xia Jie, Teacher Su is very good to you. I saw the artist who cares about the assistant for the first time. Is she usually like this?"
The one said: "I heard that Teacher Su is an assistant to you. Is it usually too busy to come, do you want to find someone to help you share the work?"
There are still people who are sour and slick: "So teacher's character is so refreshing, is it also refreshing to pay? I heard the assistant of Xu Yadan teacher that day, the teacher gave you five times the salary of other assistants."
Xiaoxia, who has just been treated as a transparent person, has become a hot scent. As an assistant, who does not want to talk to a good, uncharacteristic artist.
In today's recording, Su Shi showed a reliable and capable side, which made people shine. But everyone only said that she was "set up" in front of the camera, and she thought that she could look at the place where the camera couldn't take it.
In the face of the swarming problems, Xiaoxia should not be overwhelmed. At the same time, in her heart, there is a strange feeling of incomprehensibility that cannot be explained in words.
- Is Su teacher always so good to you?
Yeah yeah. Although Su Shi is a popular flower, but there is no shelf at all, it is like a friend to her, "please" "thank you" is always on the lips, gentle and kind. However, I don't know when it started. Su Shi changed. She is still very good to her, but she is no longer "gentle", but becomes a very offensive, very "sharp" person.
In the case of taking a tent, if it was the former Su Shi, it would definitely take the initiative to lend a helping hand. But before she helps, she will say, "I will help you," instead of "you are staying."
……too weird.
...is really weird.
Xiaoxia is Su Shi’s personal assistant. She is not only worried about her affairs, but also a well-deserved leader in private matters.
The great changes in Su Shi’s character, fans and media only think that
people have changed
, thinking that she began to transform, from the national sister to the mature sister.
However, Xiaoxia knows clearly how sudden Su Shi’s changes are.
Once Su Shi, gentle like water; now Su Shi, is a pot of boiled water! The crew encountered a small gangster in the middle of the night. She dared to take them with a hammer. When she met a greasy advertiser in the dinner, she poured a glass of wine and left no trace of it. Not to mention the mountain climbing and wading today, she did not cry for a cry. These tribulations are like drizzling in her eyes.
These are definitely not made by Su Shi who used to be!
Will a little white rabbit grow a claw in one night?
This is of course impossible.
A bold and ridiculous speculation rose in the heart of Xiaoxia, but she just took a head and was crushed by her.
- Don't think about it! Su Sister is Su Sister, how could it be replaced by others? This is not a novel!
Xiaoxia’s heart is like two small people fighting, swaying in reason and sensibility.
At this time, there was a loud noise coming from the camp, and the screams passed a wave. I don’t know who shouted: "Come on! Don't let the snake run!!!"
Looking at the sound, I saw a large snake with a length of more than one meter and a thick wrist. The figure was like lightning, and it passed by the grass!
The two instructors took advantage of the madness, but the wild snake was very familiar with the terrain and soon hid in the grass!
For a moment, the east shouted: "It's here!"
For a while, the west called: "Ah, ah, ah, ah, there is a snake!"
More than 30 people from the whole crew were screamed by a snake, almost all the tents were overturned.
In these shouts of help, the voice of the small fresh meat Qinqi is particularly prominent: "--worse! It went to the bathroom!!"
Xiaoxia’s head slammed, and then she couldn’t take care of all the doubts in her heart. She pulled her legs and ran towards the bathroom.
The simple bathroom has no doors, only one curtain is outside, and a long water pipe is connected from the rock, leaving a gap.
Outside the bathroom, Chen Gangyu, who had just showered, fell to the ground in a desperate manner. She looked at the direction of the bathroom in horror and her face was white.
The panicked snake passed her by, and now her brain is blank, and even the whole words can't be said, and the broken lips squeeze out a few broken phrases.
"Su...Su teacher...still...snake..."
Xiaoxia’s eyes are hot, and she will immediately rush in.
The two instructors quickly took her and said, "You can't go in now! You will be shocked by the snake!"
Xiaoxia speaks with a cry: "Sister Su is still inside!"
"You can rest assured that the snake is not a viper, it is a big head. But..."
The instructor revealed a difficult color. Now the people in the bathroom are first-line actresses. They can't directly enter the two big men. If they don't see what they should see, it will affect her reputation.
They were caught in a dilemma for a moment. They didn't dare to make too much noise, fearing to disturb the snakes; they were afraid of delays for too long and injured Su Shi.
Inside and outside the camp, there was silence. Everyone looked at the closed bathroom curtain and silently prayed. I hope that Su Shi can be "smart" and slowly wear clothes to get out. Don't panic.
Unfortunately, their prayers fell through -
I only heard the loud noise of the cymbal cymbals in the curtains, and the sound of the screams when the giant snake launched the attack!
Xiaoxia couldn't help but rushed to the brain: "Sister Su!"
The two instructors couldn't take care of anything else, and rushed to the bathroom. Behind them, they were anxious Qinqiu.
Just as their hands were about to touch the curtain, the light curtains suddenly opened from the inside.
The thin mist of the gushing emerged from the inside, and a tall, high-profile figure stepped on the mist like the magical effect of the gods, and stood in front of everyone.
I saw Su Shi’s forehead with a thin layer of sweat, his hair was slightly wet, his clothes were neat, and his breathing was slightly messy.
And the giant snake that screamed everyone and screamed again and again, was on her right wrist! !
The long snake body fell to the ground, Su Shi's right hand was next to its seven inches, and the other hand was carrying a "killer" made of towels and soap.
Not long ago, Su Shi used the "no hammer to win the hammer" guy to put four rivets into the land. Now, she used the same operation to subdue a fierce wild snake!
Outside the bathroom, all the staff gathered here lost their ability to blink, and their eyes kept turning between the snake and the girl.
What kind of bird variety! With Su Shi’s skill, even if she casts her alone into the no-man’s land, can she survive? ?
Their "Wild Winners" program group was not dissolved as it was, and it was reorganized into "The Wilderness Susie"...
Su Shi faced this pair of sluggish eyes, smirked, and the beautiful eyes flowed through the crowd.
She raised her arm and asked, "Is this snake not a protected animal?"
The sea instructor screamed as if he had awakened, and carefully looked at his eyes and confirmed: "No, it is a wilder one."
"That's it." Su Shi first, throwing the snake in front of Chen Gangyu, who is responsible for the cooking. "You can have a meal at night."
Chen Gangyu, who was almost scared by the snake: "..."
Qin Qiu who wants heroes to save the United States: "..."
Two instructors: "..."
other people:"……"
......
Thanks to the "British Heroes", this evening, all the staff of the program group ate a bowl of hot snakes.
Chen Gangyu's culinary skills are excellent, and it is hard to use the limited seasonings of the camp to cook a pot of colorful snakes.
Of course, the work of the python skin, the snake head, and the snake intestines were all given to the two instructors.
Everyone gathered around the campfire and sluggishly recalled the ups and downs of the day.
The Ming Dynasty variety has just been recorded for a day, but this day is high. The tidal wave is full of things that are enough to cut three episodes...
Su Shi, who was regarded as "all the incredible sources", leisurely sat by the fire, half-squinting and enjoying the time of sneak peek. Under the spark, she is beautiful, and the exquisite face adds a divine look that is hard to find. Even direct vision is a kind of embarrassment.
Xiaoxia secretly got up and found a high-sounding excuse to return to the mobile phone from the planning.
She avoided the crowd, walked to the corner of the camp outside, tried several times and finally dialed the phone.
"Hey... is it a square brother?"
In the still forest, the reflection of Xiaoxia was cast on the ground by the moonlight, and soon it was submerged by the darkness.

The recording was smooth and there was no problem.

"But I have something to say to you."
"I actually noticed this for a long time, but there was no evidence before. I thought it was my own heart."
"But everything that happened today made me realize that my guess is true."
"Fang Ge, I am not sick, don't interrupt me. I swear every word I say next is my deliberate result."
"I have been with Su Sister, and her changes are all in my eyes." Xiaoxia took a deep breath. "Don't you find out that after she returned from the United States, her character changed greatly... like Has it changed like a person?"
"Fang Ge, you and Ashan must have found it, right?"
"I am not stupid, I have eyes, I will see, I have a brain, I will think."
"I know this is incredible, but after all the impossible options have been removed, only this reason can be established -"
Xiaoxia heard her own breathing. It's like a dilapidated, used tractor that can fall apart anytime, anywhere.
She closed her eyes and did not look at the gentle moonlight above her head.
"--I suspect that Su is being worn by people."
Square solution: "..."
Fang Jie: "........."
Fang Jie: "..............."
The signal between the forests is not good, and the sound of the solution sounds rustling.
Fang Jie: "Wu Danxia, ​​I doubt you have no long brain."