Chapter 150: American Pie

"Too much."
"Too much!"
"It's quite excessive! Ahhhhhhh!"
In the bathroom, Dong Fangzhuo turned on the ringtone setting of his mobile phone, and suddenly found that the ringtone of the mobile phone was set to a voice that was not the original system. God knows which av female voice.
He looked at the call log again and thought that the caller ID would be Ronaldo. The result was not, but Teacher Qu Youyuan.
Woo, it's a coincidence to make this call.
If Cristiano Ronaldo calls, he must beat him up. But although it wasn't his phone call, he could be 100% sure that this guy was a ghost, because he was the only one who used the mobile phone...
He couldn’t go back to the press conference anymore. If he dares to go back, Lord Ye will definitely break his leg. Lord Ye doesn’t want the two to answer ‘things about Dong Fangzhuo’ at the press conference.
The press conference that was supposed to be lavishly talked about was ended by Jazz Lord. When he left the press conference, Jazz Lord's thoughts stayed with Dong Fangzhuo.
Hair dye, thrush, , this guy's recent hormone secretion is excessive... It's a headache, he shook his head.
When there was no youthful impulse when he was young, Giggs and Scholes of those years gave him a headache, and it was their turn to Dong Fangzhuo now.
Grandpa began to worry about Dong Fangzhuo coming, but he just asked about it, not good, just ask, and it was a bit embarrassing. He walked while thinking about how to correct Dong Fangzhuo's ideas.
At the moment, Dong Fangzhuo had completely told Cristiano Ronaldo in the locker room. When Cristiano Ronaldo was playing Dong Fangzhuo's mobile phone, he downloaded a ringtone while he was not paying attention. Before the press conference, Dong Fangzhuo hadn't answered the phone, so he didn't know that the ringtone was changed.
It can only be said that Dong Fangzhuo was very unlucky, but he received a call from Teacher Qu Youyuan at the press conference...
"I just wanted to give you some fun, but I didn't expect it to be like this."
C Luo stood in front of Dong Fangzhuo and explained, but his face could not help but he couldn't help but finally, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Hahahaha..."
"Hahaha..."
Everyone in the locker room laughed, and the victory made them happy, and Dong Fangzhuo's interesting thing made them happier...
"Dong, that's right, it fits your current identity!"
"..."
Now, the whole of the UK knows this, but it is not the version that Ronaldo said.
"Shortly after the Shuanghong meeting, the Chinese director was still overpowered, playing a in the locker room, but he forgot to turn off the video. When attending the press conference, his hand accidentally pressed the play button on the phone. Suddenly there was an ecstasy cry from the phone..."
The process described by the "Sun" was conceivable, and it seems that Dong Fangzhuo should have done so, otherwise this scandal would not occur.
The version of The Times is also similar to the analysis of The Sun, except that at the end of the article, I commented on this matter: "The Lord should care more about young people, otherwise he will go to the salon club like Rooney. Have fun."
This really makes Ferguson a headache, because he still does not understand Dong Fangzhuo from the East. If Dong Fangzhuo is an English, then Ferguson is not so worried, because the English children may be 13 or 14 years old, but China is a country. , Seems to be a rigorous and relatively conservative country, Dong Fangzhuo's education in this area may not keep up?
Ferguson scratched his head and eventually found a relatively euphemistic method.
The next day, he called Dong Fangzhuo to the office. Dong Fangzhuo used his heels to think about it and knew what Lord Jazz wanted to talk to him.
So he took the initiative to explain: "What happened yesterday was just a misunderstanding. It wasn’t the media that watched the movie like that. It was just that someone had made a prank on my phone and modified my phone ringtone. Just when someone called, the result ..."
Dong Fangzhuo spread his hands and told the whole thing truthfully, his face very calm.
It’s strange to believe you! Rolling his eyes in Ferguson's heart, the kid turned bad. He didn't blink even when he lied. It was estimated that Ronaldo and Rooney had broken it. However, the damage of adolescence is nothing. The key is effective guidance.
"Cough, boy, when I was your age, I peeped through the window and peeked at the woman next door to take a shower. This is actually the same as ."
Ferguson said it very directly. Only after he finished, did he find that his face was hot. This old face was probably red, but he couldn't see it.
Then he felt he could not educate Dong Fangzhuo in this respect, so he decided to make a long story short.
"I have three movies here. If you take them back and see them, you will be inspired." He took out three CDs from the drawer and handed them to Dong Fangzhuo. It was in the morning that he asked assistant assistant Queiroz to buy him back.
I wiped it, wouldn’t it be a real movie, on a CD-ROM... Dong Fangzhuo smiled, thinking that even Lord Ye thought he was real yesterday.
It is actually very simple to prove that this matter is not true. You only need to show Ferguson the call log, but it does not matter whether Ferguson believes it or not. The point is that the news media outside are not killed.
Dong Fangzhuo took the disc and saw a smile on the corner of his mouth.
"American pie?"
"Yes, if you go back and take a good look, it will be helpful to you..." Lord Ye's old face is already very red. People in their 60s can't really communicate with young people. They are not in a plane. .
"Oh……"
Dong Fangzhuo has seen it naturally in the "American School" series. The three discs given by the Lord are the first three.
"American Pie 1" revolves around how four boys vowed to "lost" before graduating from high school graduation night, causing a lot of ridiculous plots, especially the protagonist's "sexual assault" on the traditional American dessert apple pie A must. Chinese tradition regards chastity as a sacred and inviolable thing, and modern American middle school students regard it as a "zero breakthrough".
Although the film is a male point of view ~ EbookFREE.me ~ but there is no discrimination against women. The whole film is full of hope and fast-paced. Even if it involves some sexual content, it always tries to resolve the embarrassment of the audience through all kinds of funny and gimmicks. It is a model of vulgar comedy popular among teenagers in recent years...
Dong Fangzhuo still remembers the first story so far...
Since the lord had asked him to go home and study it, he obeyed.
However, in China, the reaction is different.
"Little Dong should find a girlfriend..."
"It’s really lonely in Britain alone..."
　　
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