Chapter 142: .time
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There’s A Beauty
- Casanovanic Bookworm
- 4059 characters
- 2021-02-27 12:26:38
The size of the anteater is not too big on the planet MH9980. A worker ant is an inch long and crawls very fast, especially the ability to track the smell is against the sky. As long as you have a little bit of worm eggs on your body, they can be found even after taking a bath ten times. A large group of black pressure makes you feel scalp.
It's also strange that An Youzhi was so ruthless that he blasted the worm eggs directly and drank the juice from the faces of the nine superstars. The flavor was enough to retain for several months. When he walked back with a dozen pounds of ant king beasts, the superstars staged a life-and-death crisis in the jungle. Climbing a tree was not good, and humbling was impossible. There was no other way but to fly and enter the water. Fortunately, a lake appeared in front of us, and everyone jumped in and out in succession, but they also shocked the dragon-necked beasts, piranhas, and mangs hiding in the water.
"It's so cruel! This is what An Youzhen can do? I suspect I'm dazzled." The plot development is completely different from what was imagined, and the audience is dumbfounded. They thought that An Youyi would become a rat that everyone shouted and lost the fruit of victory under the joint attack of nine superstars, and finally cried like a girl. But now, crying like a is their most worshipped idol. Even the kung fu superstar Carlott can't hold back the tough guys and asks the officers not far away for help.
"Help! We have an agreement with the First Army before we come. You must keep our lives safe."
"Quickly save us! Ah, something is biting my ass!"
"Woohoo, I'm going home, it's terrible here!"
The bright superstars are squatting in the water half-heartedly, and behind them are the beasts that look at each other, and in front of them are densely packed worker ants, which are so desperate. In front of the camera, the officers would naturally not show their contempt and disdain. After watching the good show for a long time, they took out the insect repellent and expelled the worker ants. When everyone was embarrassed and returned to the camp, a cricket was dissecting the big belly of the ant king beast and pouring a kind of grass juice on the worm eggs. General Ji squatted beside him and watched with interest.
"Why did you cut it open? Worker ants will come to the camp, you idiot!" Fang Xiaoting roared hysterically.
"The smell of this grass juice can dissolve the pheromone and transform it into a unique fresh fragrance. This is how the begonia's freshly brewed ant king beast is cooked, don't you know?" Youyi blinked a twin crystal Bright eyes look back.
The superstars were suspicious, and after waiting for a long time without seeing the ant colony coming, they sat exhausted on the ground. They lost too badly in this game, presumably the picture has been seen by the people of All Star Network. At one moment, they felt ashamed and shameless, and at once they were angry.
"I remember General Ji promulgated the rules of the game, not allowed to bring any high-tech products or tools. An Youzhen, did you spray insect repellent to enter the ant colony successfully?" Carrot asked sharply.
"I just wiped the juice of Mirabilis. This plant is everywhere on the planet 9980." A worm twisted a worm's egg into the master's mouth, and he licked his fingertips with extreme ambiguity, and his ears couldn't help it. Flushed.
The superstars became more jealous and aggressive, "How do you know that this kind of grass can drive ant beasts, is there someone to help you cheat?" They actually pointed their finger at the general.
"Before we came, the program team sent us a" 9980 Full Picture "with relevant records. Didn't you read it? You don't read books, but you blame others for being too diligent. What is the mentality? It is difficult to understand the brain circuits of this group of mortals.
Everyone's cheeks were red, and they were busy looking for "The Complete Picture of 9980". In the interstellar era where e-books prevail, paper books have completely withdrawn from the stage of history, and they have not been of much use except for decoration or collection. This one-thousand-page thick folio is a souvenir presented to the superstars by the show crew. No one was at ease looking at it when it was in their hands, but at this time it made a loud noise.
Youyi kindly mentions, "Chapter Two, Chapter 597, Paragraph 3."
Everyone flipped according to the number of pages, and it turned out that the related text records and pictures suddenly fell into disrepair. In this round, they lost unjustly, and even more embarrassed is that they did not even admit that they lost, ruining the open-minded image that was difficult to establish in the past. They originally wanted to ask why An Youzhen blew the eggs onto themselves, but at this time they couldn't open their mouths anyway. It is his ability to defeat nine people alone, and he can't even keep Lili up after fighting.
The audience also felt that this section was quite shameful. Their idols were chased by ants and beasts, but An Youyu was a good traveler, and the two were contrasted one by one. I really do n’t know who is the waste.
The worm eggs entered the smell, and a cricket took off the pot on the low fire, carried it into the tree house, and sat with the master holding a spoon, with a silly smile on his face.
"Eat hot." He pulled the sleeves of his master, and seemed to think of a fiery red heart-shaped stone from his pocket, and passed it, "I found this by accident on the road, I will give you a memorial Originally I wanted to take my heart out, but suddenly I thought: What should I do to love you if I have no heart? So I have to find a substitute, but my person will always be with you. You like it Did you blink? This sentiment is what he sees from Xingwang. I heard that he is very good at Han, and I don't know if it works well in reality.
God! The King is so advanced with the times that he can learn even this routine. Seeing this from the live broadcast, Fan Zhao and others laughed out of breath. If these words are changed for another person, they will only feel that the other party is slick and hypocritical. But King King is different. He is an ancient man and does not understand anything, so he is drawing everything around him with extreme caution. Although the words are old-fashioned, they also represent his sincerity.
Ji Changye also clearly understood what kind of magical character he was facing. He took the stone and put it in the pocket close to his left chest. He dumbly said, "I like it very much." The teenager put on, "This is a gift I gave you. So, are we in a formal relationship now, right?"
"Yes." Youxi nodded happily, and scooped a spoonful of eggs into the master's mouth.
Ji Changye also laughed and gave him a spoon. The two exchanged love tokens in front of the Quanxing Network. Would you like to be so sweet and torture the audience. They resolutely disagreed with the combination of the Empire God of War and such a waste, resolutely refused to recognize the identity of An Youyi's "Mrs. General," and when they returned to Capital Star, they must be so brave that they couldn't take care of themselves!
Finally, I started to master the master, and I was more slack on the recording of the program. I usually rushed around to master the master, or digging elixir, catching bugs, and not communicating with the other nine superstars at all. However, once the task reward involves the master, such as Having dinner with him, taking a mech, sleeping together in a house, he will become very desperate. Whether it is catching birds in the sky or fishing in the sea, he can always win the top spot. Over time, everyone started to realize: An Youzhen may not be as weak as they see, otherwise he won't win every time. This 80% is a master of pigs and tigers.
The audience's eyes were clear, and they also commented that An Youzhen had hidden strength. But their imagination was limited after all, and they felt that An Youzheng could be on par with Carrot, but he never expected that he would become a character who turned the clouds and rained in the interstellar space.
The three-month adventure is over. Youyi ’s true love fan has risen a little, but the black fan has spread all over the country. Some even threatened to see him fight once, until he took the initiative to roll out of the Pegasus galaxy. They absolutely do not agree to let a wasteful and worthless waste occupy General Ji.
On the returning spaceship, Ruth sneered as she flipped through the news website. "Someone should be careful. This time, you must go to a remote place to avoid being crippled."
Fang Xiaoting interface, "You don't know how to talk too much, what is called disabled, or disabled?"
"Ha ha ha ha, it's crippled if you don't hit, it's funny." Jessica covered her mouth and fell into a lounger with a smile on her face, and from time to time, her eyes went to the special seats. On this trip, he didn't even touch the general's sleeves. All the rewards related to the general were occupied by An Youyi, and he could not help but hate his teeth.
Carrot and Zhao Tao didn't say a word, but there was a contemptuous expression in the eyebrows. They didn't think much about General Ji, they just felt disappointed. It turned out that General Ji's aesthetic level was just the same, looking at only one face, and not worrying about anything else. An Youyi may have a few talents, but compared with ordinary people, if the show team is strictly prohibited from using abilities, it will not let him take advantage of the times. It is ridiculous that he also poses as the "first in the world", except that the general does not pay attention to others at all.
With this infinite emotional quotient and the IQ that has just reached the passing line, sooner or later one day will kill himself, others just have to wait and see the drama. Thinking of this, the two film princes shook their heads secretly with a little gloating expression.
At the special table, you were not worried about your safety, and asked again and again, "You said you would take me to register for marriage? Can we get married? The kind of pulling a marriage certificate?"
"Of course you can. You gave me your heart. Do you want to take it back?" Ji Changye took out the heart-shaped stone and shook it.
Youma yelled cheerfully, threw her master in the lounger, kissed and licked, and arched into his arms like a puppy. Ji Longye hurriedly put the stone in his pocket, clasped this living treasure tightly, and kissed back warmly. The two of them went straight to the Civil Affairs Department as soon as the spaceship was out, trying to establish a relationship.
The staff waved their hands helplessly, "Sorry General, your permission has been locked and you can't go through the marriage formalities. Please unlock it before you come back." The words glanced vaguely, eyes full of ridicule and contempt. Even if you put the general in your hands, Marshal Ji is not dead yet, and it will not be your turn to enter the main house of Ji.
Ji Changye's face was gloomy and watery, and it was unnecessary to know who was obstructing it. After all these years, the old man still didn't look away, and always tried to control this, control that, and treat everyone as a chess piece in his hands. My father died of the front line because of his battle, his aunt died because of his depression, and now it is his turn ...
"It's okay, let's go home and see again tomorrow." Seeing the teenager jumping from joy to great disappointment, he quickly hugged someone into his arms and stroked him, and finally kissed him at the end of his mouth.
Youji nodded her head, but she was thinking who could restrict her freedom. The two had just left the Civil Affairs Department on the front feet, and the staff members broke the news on the Internet. "A recent uncle has come to our Civil Affairs Department to go through the marriage formalities. I did not expect that an adult's authority was locked by the elders in the family and could not be as expected. Now go back to the elders and question the elders. Come and guess how he died? "
As soon as this post appeared, it was all over the Star Network. Everyone thought a little bit and guessed who the "base" and "adult" were comparing. Because the comment area is too lively, some people set up a gambling game to let everyone predict the end of the cheap, and the number of people participating in gambling has increased rapidly from 10 to 20 million to 10 billion, but no one is optimistic about this relationship, and they are betting on when they break up. Some are for a day, some for a week, and some for a month, but the longest is no more than 90 days. It can be seen that the public's opposition is so high that it is even more worrying than the crown prince selecting the concubine.
When Ji Changye took You and Fan Zhao back to the old house of Ji's family, the important figures of Ji Zhi had already gathered together. Father Ji was accompanied by a beautiful and elegant woman, pointing at Zhinao. The expression seems to be smiling.
"The people's eyes are clear. No one is optimistic about this relationship. I don't know what he is insisting on. He has a bad temper." Ji Ji shook his head and sighed.
The woman, Lu Mingzhu, the third princess of the empire, softly persuaded, "Don't be angry. The long night is also a moment of confusion. The more you obstruct him, the more you will turn against you, and you have to communicate with him."
Mr. Ji slowly shook his head, his expression was exhausted, and he even ignored his grandson when he approached. Ji Changye shouted two times before giving up, and placed the curious King on the sofa and ordered the servant to pour tea. Fan Zhao was sitting tightly holding his military cap, glanced at the King King who looked at An Zhiruosu suddenly, and then calmed down.
"Grandfather, please unlock my authority." Ji Changye opened the door to see the mountain.
Mr. Ji did not talk, but Ji Changye's mother cried and cried, "Xiao'an, do you mind if you call me that? Changye is the only SSS-class special person in the Ji family. He is our future, but also an empire and humanity. Future, so his genes must continue. I am not asking you to leave him. If you want, I will buy you a house. It is very close to here. I can come at any time, and Pearl will get along with you ... "
Ji Changye's eyes were getting colder and colder, and when he wanted to speak, he heard the grandfather's angrily scolding, "Don't talk nonsense! Who is he? Why is Pearl tolerate, and Pearl is an imperial princess, who is he?" You, if you do not leave the night, our Ji family cannot guarantee your life safety. This is a ferry ticket to Gaya Star. If you are interested, go now, I can compensate you for one billion credit points. Face shame, I can make you disappear forever. "
"Grandfather, are you annoying me?" Ji Changye said word by word, and the coercion of the special person spread in the air, exhausting a group of elders, ordinarys, and juniors.
"You are also angering me! Long night, although you are strong, you are not omnipotent and cannot protect a waste. How did your dad educate you as a kid? Don't add weakness to yourself, it will kill you. And If you insist on being with him, it is not easy for others to deal with you, but it is easy to pinch him. If you really care about him, send him away as soon as possible, and do n’t make it to the end to collect his body. Oh no, maybe you Not even the body was found. "
Fan Zhao was still in the ring, Fan Zhao laughed, and covered his mouth with the stare of Master Ji. Is it easy to crush King King? Sorry, this sentence is really the most absurd joke he has ever heard.
Ji Changye's dark eyes gradually turned dark red. When the "Emperor God" appeared in the midst of his fury spirit fluctuations, you were hesitant to say, "If my understanding is correct, are you disgusting me?"
Father Ji sneered, mother Ji patted the back of the teenager's hands with kindness.
One finger pointed at the landing pearl and continued, "She is your chosen housewife of the Ji family? You choose her, but look down on me?"
It turned out that Master Ghost Doctor was sometimes looked down upon, and this cognition deeply hurt the pride and self-esteem of the secondary two teenagers. He fiddled with his brain and pressed the performance fee he had just earned on the option of "breaking up in two hours." He happily said, "Okay, I agree to break up. In the future, if you don't come to your door and ask, I will never step in The Ji family takes one step, and the Ji family don't want to get any benefit from me. Goodbye. "
Ji Changye couldn't believe his ears. If he hadn't seen the young man's eyes cast in secret, he would be crazy on the spot. He chased quickly, full of fear and sorrow, and kept his voice down, explaining, "You listen to me, I can quickly resolve the issue of authority. Although my grandfather was the first army marshal, he was no longer able to stop it. I. We live outside after we get married ... "
"I used to ignore your love, I will make you unacceptable in the future." You You interrupted the anxious words of the master.
"What are you talking about?" Ji Changye looked pale.
"You obediently wait for me here, and sooner or later the Ji family will kneel and ask me to marry you! At that time, I will hold the most beautiful wedding for you, so that all the empires will be jealous of your good luck."
"Marry, marry me?" Ji Changye's wind was messy, and she felt that her brain circuit was not in line with the King. When did he dare to answer the Lord King's love, he couldn't wait to dig a hole in his heart to place him.
"General, this is, this is the line of men and women in" Eternal Emperor ". Fan Zhao, who followed, laughed. From this point of view, the King has never been a girl or a Han. All the means have been learned from the Internet or TV series. It is really cute! No, my stomach hurts and I laugh too hard and hurt my muscles.
Ji Changye suddenly realized that some of them wanted to laugh and hurriedly pressed his yoke, and the horror in his heart was swept away. He was about to speak, but his jaw was pinched by Lord King, and then a strong and warm kiss. The two were inextricably bound together, which annoyed everyone in the Ji family.
Father Ji called the daughter-in-law who came forward and stopped. "Forget it, let them sue each other. Isn't An Youyi saying that they want to break up and ask the Ji family to kneel and ask him? I'll see who kneels in the future. "
Lu Mingzhu grabbed his mother and laughed, "People have given him the nickname 'the thickest skin', and I finally saw it today."
Ji Ji shook her head and sighed, "I don't know what mystery, soul and medicine he gave to the night, so many shortcomings on his body, why is it like he can't see it? How long did this child look before?"
Hearing what the Ji family thought was right, Fan Zhaogang's smile came back again, and he quickly covered his mouth to avoid offending people.
Ji Changye couldn't wait to swallow the King, but he also knew that the occasion was not right, and he reluctantly separated from him. He mumbled, "Let ’s watch some Internet dramas in the future, the lines are too dog-blood. Let them kneel and ask you, you What are you going to do? "
"I heard that the cunning doctor Song family had overtaken the five major families. Is it a hermit that has been passed down for thousands of years?" Youji calmly said, "I am going to rebuild the Song family."
"Are you going to rebuild the Song family?" After a moment of misunderstanding, Ji Changye chuckled, and rubbed the young boy's swollen lips lovingly, "Well, I am waiting for you to rebuild the Song family, waiting for you to climb to the head of Ji family Go up. "This is the boy he admires, strong, wise, and proud. No one can let him submit, and no one can bring him down. When encountering difficulties, he never thought of retreating, but heading for a headache. Gao Pan is indeed Gao Pan, but it is not the young Gao Pan Ji family, but the Ji Jia Gao Pan juvenile.
Sooner or later the world will know: who is the really stupid, useless, humble side.
"General I love you, you have to wait for me." Youyi raised his hands and drew a heart shape, then left in three steps.
"Post the news that I broke up with the general on the official website of the First Army Corps. I pressed 500,000 credits to bet that we broke up within two hours of returning to the old house of Ji Family." Suddenly, his soft expression turned serious.
Fan Zhao was scared of heart disease by Lord King ’s understatement, but he dared not adjust. He adjusted the suspended vehicle to autonomous driving, released the news, and explained the general situation to the general. How Ji Changye's face was dark for the time being, for a moment, Youyi began to figure out how to use the two million credits he just earned to rebuild the Song family that had disappeared for nearly a century. He has a lot of elixir in his hand, and no one cares about it, but he needs to find a better way of publicity so that he can become famous.
Of course, the famous ghost doctors have long been familiar with all kinds of means. They only thought about it for half a minute, and said seriously, "Fan Zhao, go back and tell your general, I will summon the Lin family into the Song family, and I will not have them in the future. What's the matter at home? "
These words seem to be the lines in "Eternal Emperor", which made Fan Zhaoxun smile uncomfortably and quickly covered up with a cough. "Cough, did Lin Dehai's kid become your relationship soon? Are you assured, general Don't think too much. "
Someone opened the broadcast site of "Eternal Emperor", and almost missed the finale in March, and now I have to make up for it, while playing shameful words such as "Ah, ah, my husband, the emperor is so cool", Bian Zheng Er Ba Jing instructed, "You can send all the information about Song family you can find to my mailbox, and I will study it when I go back."
Fan Zhao promised respectfully, and suddenly remembered an inscrutable old saying, the most suitable for the King King-is gold scale not a thing in the pool, when the wind and clouds turn into a dragon. The so-called Imperial Academy, entertainment circles, and even the Ji Family are nothing to the King. He can build a giant by his own power. This is not a arrogance of arrogance, but a future to be realized. 2k novel reading network