Chapter 133: Jerking relationship

How are dwarves described in previous literary works?
Likes forging, is honest, not good at words, likes good wine, hates elves, does n’t like taking baths, so he is always dirty, fighting force is strong, muscles grow into his head, he just deceives Barabara ...
After Tang En came to Prendall and met Brian, he found that none of them were good enough except for forging and fine wine!
Honest? Bad words? Simple to cheat? Belly black words 痨 Brian teaches to be a man!
Hate the elves? Dwarves and elves are the creations of the earth goddess Niscle Claire. Would you hate your brothers and sisters! ?
Don't like taking a bath? Although they seem to be a little bit stunned, it is because of the hobby of forging. Tang En these days even found that those dwarves would wash their faces, wash their hands and beard as soon as they passed the river. When they were stationed by the river at night, they often bathed and communicated with each other. The experience of maintaining a beard is nothing more diligent than them!
Therefore, rumors are false, and fairy tales are deceiving.
Now, Tang En was shocked.
What should a true fortress look like?
Forge Hammer gave Tang En a good answer.
In the house building, the dwarves that can be used are always upheld. Only in the construction of the forge hammer, the brain hole is opened. The gate here is 100 meters high! Dozens of meters wide, enough dozens of carriages to go side by side! Even the legendary Titan giant can enter it without any obstacles!
There are rows of muzzles from top to bottom on both sides of the gate, and the heavy magic crystal cannons will be smashed into fragments by the enemies in the future with dense artillery fire!
The huge metal bridge can be completely stowed at the necessary moment, cutting off the passage between the castle and the mountain road, leaving the enemy nowhere to go, only facing the bombardment of the magic crystal cannon!
Tang En's magic even sensed the complicated mechanical structure in the huge statues on both sides of the gate, which is clearly a giant war puppet from the hand of the gnome!
Can build this race of the fortress capital, you tell me they are loyal and honest and love peace! ?
I bother!
The thought of militant Brian, Tang En wanted to scold his mother.
This is clearly a combat race with militant factors flowing in its bones!
Tang En muttered: "Niss Claire must have created a belligerent race of dwarves after creating an elf who loves peace and indisputability ..."
I'm afraid she didn't even think that the dwarf "brother" was affected by the habits of the elf "sister", so she did not go to conquer the world, but fell in love with the sideline of forging.
"Boom" a muffled sound, and a muffled thunder passed across the sky.
Damn it!
Are these gods of Prandall okay every day?
Why keep staring at me! ?
Tang En froze, and immediately shook off his disrespectful thoughts.
He had discovered that every time he said bad things about God, there was a thunder in the sky. It was clear that the shrines were warning him to be a foreigner.
Seeing Tang En froze, Brian patted his waist lightly: "Relax, big brother, don't be afraid, for friends, we are very welcome!"
He thought that Tang En was shocked by the forge of Hammer Fort.
"Of course I know……"
Tang En nodded, and the blood in his head calmed down gradually. Among the dwarves, he was undoubtedly the most eye-catching human, but the fortress guards saw him with Brian and didn't come to question.
Over the years, the dwarves have been staying in the Ambris Mountains and have nothing to do with human beings. It would not be so boring to send spies here in any human country.
Just after seeing Brian, the eyes of the guards were very strange.
After the large army entered the forge hammer, Tang En was shocked again.
Different from the dwarf race of short stature, the space inside Forge Hammer Fort is extremely large, but it echoes the front and back of the main gate. The entire Forge Hammer Fort seems to be hollowed out after the Ambris Peak is crammed in.
Forging Hammer Fort is a three-dimensional city. Houses are built layer by layer around the mountain wall, and the center is a city with several floors separated by the reserved load-bearing mountain wall.
The outer area is not so much a residential area as a military area. It seems that the dwarf soldiers live here. It is conservatively estimated that there are at least tens of thousands of dwarf soldiers wearing armor.
However, after seeing the empty road and square, Tang En finally understood why Forge Hammer Fort was confident to host a grand event such as the Wine Festival, which can fully accommodate all the people of the dwarf country!
Along the way, Tang En's heart was shocked and shocked. Even on earth, he has never seen such a shocking castle. Such an incredible castle will only appear in a world with magical powers and real deities. bingo.
At this time, Tang En suddenly invented a previous commotion, and then he saw several guards walking towards this side with a dirty dwarf.
When he saw the dwarf, Brian couldn't help but pout his lips and subconsciously clenched the warhammer on his back.
"You know how to come back !?"
The dirty dwarf yelled at the sight of Brian: "Watch!"
"Well! Eat me a hammer!"
Brian saw him calling, and he smashed into it without hesitation holding up the warhammer!
"boom!"
The fist changed midway, and it exploded on the warhammer. Bryan "snap" took a dozen steps back to stabilize his body.
"You want to fight with me, silver?"
The dwarf sneered at Brian with a flash of gold in his hands, and Tang En narrowed his eyes subconsciously, and then saw the dwarf pounce on Brian: "Give me a good one!"
"dream!"
A lazy donkey rolled away from the dwarf's attack, and Hammer whistled and smashed in the past: "Let's wear it!"
"You want to beat me, you are five hundred years earlier!"
The dwarf laughed, blocking the Warhammer, and hitting Brian in one kick!
Brian screamed and rolled out, shouting angrily and crying: "Big brother! This guy is awesome, come on!"
"Call for help?"
The dwarf froze and looked down at Tang En.
Tang En smiled slightly and gave a mage ceremony to the dwarf: "Please, please."
The dwarf grinned, "Yes!"
"If you can," Tang En grinned. "Even my share, by the way."
"Okay! I already wanted to learn from him!"
The dwarves rushed towards Brian, all other dwarves gave way, and entered the theater mode.
"Big brother!"
Brian's face was incredible: "You betray me!"
"No, no," Tang En waved his fingers. "This is your family business. How can I get involved?"
"damn it--"
Brian resisted the dwarf's attack with great difficulty, and yelled, "Aren't we also a family ?!"
"Don't talk nonsense, I don't like men."
Facing the weird eyes of other dwarves, Tang En suddenly fell into a trance. This guy can't talk to the brain?
"You can't help but die! I misread you!"
Tang En said angrily: "When you're about to die, let's talk!"
It would be strange if he would kill him.
Yes, Tang En was sure that the dwarf who appeared appeared to be Brian's father, and what had just been in his hands confirmed Tang En's guess.
It was a crown.
Almost immediately, Tang En made up a story of a dwarf country with hundreds of thousands of words.
"I didn't expect him to have today ... It's really gratifying, congratulating ..."
Tang En has long wanted to teach this owing guy, and today someone finally wants to anger him, how can he stop it? It's too late to go to the theater!
Facing the attack of that dwarf, Brian soon couldn't hold it. Despite the magic weapon such as the undead warhammer of the king of the mountains, he fell into a complete disadvantage.
"I let you escape!"
The dwarf grabbed Brian's neck and hit him with a punch!
"I let you hide!"
Another punch! Cool! Tang En grinned.
"Escape! Run away with the Warhammer!"
"One more punch! One more punch!"
The dwarf next to them feared that the world would not be chaotic and drank loudly.
"You heard it too!"
The dwarf sneered: "I do n’t teach you today, you do n’t even know how much you weigh! I fight!"
Cool!
Tang Enzhang's resentment in his heart was finally vented, and looking at the embarrassed Brian, he was so happy.
"Stop! You're fighting like that!"
At this moment, a dwarf woman hurriedly pushed away the crowd and ran over, grabbing the hand of the dwarf.
"You still guard him !?"
The dwarf stared in rage: "Look what he has done!"
"Don't blame him, don't you know he doesn't want to sit in that position ..."
"But he can't--"
"Well, you hit and hit, and you got angry too, right?"
After the dwarf woman finished speaking, she gently touched the bruise on Brian's face, and said with pain, "Look that you are all thin, have you suffered a lot in these human kingdoms these years?"
Brian was furious, clapping his hand at the dwarf woman and stubbing his neck and saying, "Nonsense! I'm very welcome! I've been more moisturized than you! Did you see that human !? That's my big brother! Ah Lord of Arlington! Now I am his chief blacksmith! "
"Stop talking nonsense ..."
The dwarf woman said softly, "It's not enough to take out your craftsmanship to lose the face of our people ..."
Brian was so speechless that he said, "You guys, really ... I'm so angry!"
What a touching relationship, but why is this guy so ignorant?
"What do you say?"
The cool-looking Tang En came over and reprimanded: "Your parents care about you! Otherwise you look at strangers outside, why don't they care?"
"My parents?"
Brian froze.
The dwarf and the dwarf woman next to him also froze.
Brian glanced down at Tang En: "I said, big brother, are you ill?"
Tang En froze, I guessed wrong?
"Hello, human."
The dwarf beating Brian reached out to Down, "I am Durandon Forgehammer, the current king of the dwarf kingdom, and-"
Durandon glanced at Brian and said angrily, "--this bastard's son."
"Hello, human," the dwarf woman stood up and saluted. "I'm Brian's wife, Durandon's mother, Selma Forgehammer."
Lying down?
Sink! Sink! ?
What a super expansion! ?
Tang En was dumbfounded, and the reversal of the plot made his brain completely unable to react.