Chapter 289: I am the big winner

In Shengguang Square, the crowds of people kept order under the maintenance of soldiers and clergy, waiting patiently for help, while at the same time, the booth of Datang Chamber of Commerce not far away became the best choice for their pastime.
The booth and sound are large enough to allow people who stand far away to see what is happening. Interesting programs quickly attracted the attention of these people, and the name of the Datang Chamber of Commerce was accidentally remembered by them. .
"Oh oh oh !!! Hurry up! Last question!"
"Last question! If you answer correctly, you will become a champion!"
Cheers from not far away aroused the curiosity of Illy, who was soothing the patient.
She remembered that there was the storefront of the Datang Chamber of Commerce. Although she had not been there, Ollie had told her about the Datang Chamber of Commerce, so she also knew something.
But why is it so busy today?
"What are you doing there?"
Suddenly I heard the maiden talking to herself, and the guard next to her was suddenly flattered: "Her maiden, there is the event booth of the Datang Chamber of Commerce. They are holding an event to celebrate the glorious ceremony. It seems to be called 'I am a big winner' ... "
Yi Luli frowned slightly, and her heart became more curious.
Seeing the frowning of the maiden, the guard felt a pain in his heart, and unconsciously reached out to try to smooth her eyebrows, but the next moment, he suddenly came to his senses and retracted his hands with shame.
What a filthy desire ... Her Royal Highness is so holy, how can her hands defile her purity?
Suddenly Illuli smiled, because she saw Princess Aurelia.
The maiden's smile carried a strange magic power, so that the hearts of those around him were sublimated, as if the whole person had been purified again, and a group of people knelt down to her knees.
The guards who were closer to her had a heart beating. They lowered their heads and did not dare to look directly into the face of the maiden. They thought that their sight on the face of the maiden was a blasphemy.
"... The last question, please listen to it ... hee hee ... heh, what is a woman's favorite man big, thick and hard?"
After reading the question, Marin couldn't help but laugh first, her face flushed.
Lord Lord is too ... too bad, if this kind of question is not known in advance, who would think of the answer!
Fiona and Tina, who were standing next to Tang En, also blushed. Fortunately, Tang En had given her the answer before, otherwise they would definitely want to crook.
However, Elsa and Elijah did not understand these at all, so they didn't feel anything strange, so when they saw the people laughing below, the two girls were confused.
"Host, is it really appropriate for you to ask this question in front of so many people?"
The two contestants of the championship are all bad, and they can't speak with painful faces. The problems in the front are still normal. Why does the style suddenly change afterwards?
"Of course, these issues are the result of our careful selection, and they are definitely fine."
Carl smirked: "Now time starts! Ten, nine, eight-"
"Okay! For the championship! I don't want my old face!"
A player patted the button below and shouted with his eyes closed: "It's Ding O!"
"Oh ..."
The ladies who watched from the audience all covered their faces and laughed. The men also laughed. After all, men are born immunized against the uncle, and the tavern listens a lot, of course, I won't be embarrassed.
After all, Aurelia just came over and heard the player's answer, the whole person was not good.
The dark-faced Aurelia stared at Tang En. This guy was actually preparing such a problem on this occasion ... Sure enough, he was completely rotten inside?
After answering the question, the player was relieved. Anyway, winning the championship is the last word!
"Well-sorry, wrong answer!"
Carl grinned: "Continue to countdown-seven, six-"
"What !? Wrong !?"
"No way! How could this answer be wrong?"
"It's big, thick and hard and will make women like it, of course only Ding O!"
The women who were giggling are also holding back. The answer is wrong? how is this possible?
Of course women like that stuff!
Although she was very disgusted with the question that Tang En came up with, Aurelia also froze. With her understanding, the answer must be the right one!
But the answer is wrong?
The last two players competing for the championship on the stage were sweating eagerly, especially the player who yelled for the answer, but the results were full of confidence but they were frustrated.
It ’s okay to get it right. Although I was a little embarrassed, I won at least the championship. But if I got it wrong, not only was there no championship, but I was embarrassed. It was a big loss!
What exactly is it? What exactly is it?
"Three-two-one! Time is up!"
Kalhaha laughed: "Sorry, it seems that no one can guess the answer to this question. Do you choose to skip this question and continue to challenge the next question, or do you choose to give up and continue to challenge, hear the answer and then become side by side runner up?"
So the two of them tangled again.
"Listen to the answer! Listen to the answer! Listen to the answer!"
Before they can make a choice, the audience below is unwilling, anxious to hear the answer to the previous question.
Looking at the angry crowd, the two players panicked. If they choose not to listen to the answer and continue to challenge, they will be torn to pieces by the next moment, right?
The two looked at each other: "Give up?"
"I see."
"We give up."
"Do you mean to listen to the answer?"
They nodded.
"Then, let me tell you the answer."
Marilyn blushed and said, "The question is: Where do women like men big, thick and hard? The answer to this question is--"
She lengthened her voice and hung up all the appetites of the audience around her. Even Alleria stretched her neck involuntarily, holding her breath and waiting for the answer.
"The answer is-the wealth is thick and hard!"
As soon as the answer came out, there was an uproar all around.
"What a joke! Who can guess this answer!"
"That's it! Ming Ding O is the correct answer!"
Carl pressed down with both hands: "Calm down, calm down ... Actually, this is a question of benevolent seeing benevolent seeing wisdom. Your thoughts are too dirty, so you will think of that answer ..."
"Shh--"
A group of people looked at Carl with contempt.
"Don't believe it? That's OK, I have another question. If you don't guess right, it means your ideas are too dirty!"
Carl cleared his throat, looked at the manuscript, and went on to say, "There is something on the human body made of two pieces of meat, and the meat has hair on it. If you use your fingers to dig between the two pieces of meat, the water will flow out. Come, if you poke hard with a hard object, it will hurt, and it will bleed, so what is the answer? "
With a smile on his face, Karl was fortunate that the Lord Lord was wit, knowing that these people would definitely have complaints, so he prepared in advance, otherwise it was really difficult to deal with.
"Well--this question is actually asked!"
"Dirty!"
"It's so erotic!"
The ladies couldn't stand anymore, they covered their faces and wanted to leave, but the program was so exciting, they really didn't want to leave, so they could only hold on, while still curious about the answer.
What is it
What will it be?
Even Princess Aurelia frowned without thinking.
If she thought, the answer must be that thing, but Carl just said that the answer could not be that kind of answer ...
Carl waved his hand: "Time is up! What is your answer?"
"Is that ..."
"Is that the only one?"
"Bao O, it must be Bao O!"
A group of people nodded deeply, and they could not think of any answer other than Bao O.
"Look, I'm saying your thoughts are too dirty."
Carl grinned and said, "The answer to this question is-eyes."
As soon as the answer came out, everyone was dumbfounded. Although they always felt that something was wrong, they were speechless.
Yes, the eyes are indeed two pieces of meat, there are hairs on the top and bottom, and it will bleed when rubbed, and will bleed when rubbed ...
But ... how can I always feel that something is wrong?
Carl took the opportunity to say: "So, everyone is too calm, think about it, today is a grand festival. Could the questions we asked on this occasion be the kind of answer?"
That ’s the same thing, and the Holy Light Cathedral is not far away. If you keep going out, are n’t you blaspheming the gods?
The commotion in the crowd subsided for a while.
Princess Aurelia was almost mad, this Carl is indeed the host of the bastard's introduction, and her face is thick enough!
If you don't want to be misunderstood, don't ask these strange questions that are deliberately suggesting people elsewhere!
Asking these questions, it is clear that you want to make people misunderstand!
Bad taste!
Really bad taste!
It really is the style of that guy, it seems that he is really completely rotten inside!
"So sorry, I can only declare that there is no champion in this round of competition. The two of you are tied for runners-up. The prize is an ordinary air conditioner worth 998 gold coins sponsored by the Datang Chamber of Commerce ..."
Although they did not win the championship, the two were very excited to receive the runner-up. Even if they do n’t have to, they can earn almost a thousand gold coins for a sale.
Maybe it's nothing to Yalinx, but in other towns, this is equivalent to many people's hard years of income!
"Now we start to award prizes, and the next round will start immediately. Those interested in participating please register as soon as possible."
Upon hearing Carl's words, Alleria rolled her eyes and said to the captain next to her, "Follow me to sign up."
The captain was dumbfounded immediately.
Those civilians are just fine. If Her Royal Highness was asked on the stage by someone who was easily misunderstood and answered wrong ...
The majesty of the royal family will be as broken as a person's martial arts!
After receiving the news of the registration point, Tang En was dumbfounded.
Is Princess Aurelia here for fun?
What a joke!