Chapter 230: Anything you write when you write the title

On April 19th, Saturday, I was not aware of my home.
Xiaoshen, Bao Daren and Jue Ge, three good friends, are sitting side by side on the sofa in the living room, staring at the TV screen in front of them. The coffee table in front of them was full of take-outs, and these substances were obviously made up of the payment of the brothers and the rewards of participating in the TV program.
I have already remotely synced a video file on my computer's hard drive to the TV, which can be viewed directly. The content of this document is the "I am a writer" that he recorded a week ago.
"This program will be broadcast next Friday. This is a preliminary edit of one hour. When it is officially played, the content should be shortened to forty-five minutes." The remote control is lifted and the button is pressed. Said before: "Are you sure you want to see this..."
"Less nonsense." Bao Daren said: "Hurry, my wife waits for me to go home for dinner."
Xiaoshen is already eager to try: "Quickly let go, I am the first time I saw an acquaintance on TV to participate in variety shows!"
"Oh... okay." I pressed the play button.
Various grotesque pictures appear on the TV screen like a midnight bell.
However, this phenomenon only stopped after one or two seconds. It is estimated that this file is a problem. After all, this is not the tape that the TV station officially broadcasts, so some flaws are also normal during editing.
The picture came out, the lens was pulled down from a height, and the stage panorama was pushed to the center of the stage.
At this year, the lighting divisions of large-scale variety shows, all of them were mad, and the dog eyes of the audience were embarrassed to go out and say hello to their peers. So this is the same for this show. I saw a lot of light on the stage flashing at high speed, and the lens began to sway with this rhythm.
And the player area. It was dark. Seven players sit side by side, each with a distance of more than one meter, and each has a console in front of them. The lights illuminate at a strange angle, allowing the audience to clearly see the outlines of the seven people, but they can't see their looks.
As the music rang, a host took to the stage, and the host had more fans than the dead fat man in the death question and answer with the riding dance. He is a casual suit. Headphones, gait calmly came to the center of the field. After standing, he opened his arms, the lights stopped flashing at the right time, and focused on him. The host sighed slightly and said: "Welcome. I am a writer. I am the host Oscar."
Two seconds later, the light illuminates the entire stage and the auditorium, but the player's seat is still black, just like the horror film.
Oscar is obviously a stage name. Anyway, this year, the strange name audience can accept it. As long as you don't find someone called Jin Fugui to host.
"Well, everyone, I think everyone can't wait any longer..." Oscar turned and raised his arm toward the player's seat: "Today's seven players, six of whom have all seen it in the previous show, I I believe many viewers. From their shadow, they can recognize who it is..."
"Hey? Why did this guy say the second sentence, ‘I think everyone can’t wait any longer’, ah?
asked Xiao sigh in front of the TV.
"Because the officially broadcast version. Oscar said before reading this sentence, you must first read the name of a long list of sponsors." Feng does not know, "now recorded in the variety show, these contents are generally separated Recorded, because you have to read clearly, and have to control the time, it may be ng several times." He paused, then said: "After the time of the insertion of the advertisement, you must also insert a sponsor-specified advertisement. Words, the length is comparable to cross-talk. These are not recorded at the scene, they are recorded separately."
"It turns out that it is not easy to be a moderator." Xiao sighed.

Hey.
At this time, the big man reminded me,
I want to introduce the players, quiet.

In the picture, the light of the area where the first player is located lights up. It is a young man wearing glasses. He is 30 years old and up, and his body is too fat. He is quite casual.
Oscar took out the inscription card from the suit pocket and began to introduce the player. Of course, he reported the pen name. "No. 1 player, Xuan Tianzong. Well-known network writer, he is already 32 years old. Ten online novels with a total of two million words. Their works are highly popular and have been adapted into games, movies, TV series, etc... It is one of the writers who can earn more than 10 million in years. The text is smooth, the characters are full, the plot is wonderful, and the first person in today's online fantasy novels."
The host paused for a few seconds without the on-site director making gestures, and the audience was already applauding.
Then the area of ​​the second player was illuminated. It was also a young man with a medium build. He was a few years older than Xuan Tianzong. The style and clothing of the glasses were even more mature.
"No. 2 player, eight screens. Well-known network writer, thirty-three years old this year, with five long historical novels. Editor-in-chief comments - knowledge reserves are solid, the style is magnificent, and the works are profound. It can be said that... The pen book is now talked about."
The applause and cheers won by the eight screens were equally enthusiastic.
Then Oscar continued to introduce: "No. 3 player, vegetables and fruits. Well-known network writers, holders of many records. He started writing at the age of 18, and his works are mostly urban fantasy. In ten years, he published more than Twenty-seven million words, and never a record more than one day, the top of the list of sales of all major palm-watching stations. The editor-in-chief comments - the writing is smooth and smooth, good at grasping the rhythm and tension of the plot, the king of wireless! Diligent genius."
The vegetables and fruits are twenty-eight years old and they are quite handsome. His fans are also the most popular. From his appearance, the cheers of the audience are ringing.
"The fourth player, also the only female player of ours, is not fragrant. The age of the girl... is confidential." Oscar read here, smiled at the camera, and a laughter came from the audience.
Ink is not fragrant with a ponytail, looks calm, and is thin, although it is not a big beauty, but the makeup is also very good.
"Five years ago, I started writing. I have six novels. I have included six themes of spirituality, Xianxia, ​​city, romance, games, and history. All of them are published in physical form. They are the highest-paid female writers last year." Oscar continued. : "Editor's commentary - the style is elegant, the style is changeable, the name of a talented woman is well deserved."
The auditorium was applause. Although the number of ink sticks was not comparable to those of the previous ones, there were a lot of unscrupulous male audiences who regarded her as the second support writer.
Another player's seat was illuminated, and the fifth was a famous man, 30 years old. With a classic black mop hairstyle and sunglasses in the room, it looks quite sturdy.
"Five players, I want to play. Internet writers, editors of well-known sports magazines, and 13 short stories with competitive themes. The works are mainly based on realistic style. The setting is rigorous. The professional knowledge is rich and the sports fans are very popular. Favor." Oscar said: "Editor's commentary - the author of the underlying, the works of thought. It is unparalleled in the same type of story."
After the applause, the sixth player showed the truth, and he and Xuan Tianzong were quite like. From image temperament to dressing tastes are similar, but to be older.
"Sixth player, soda. Well-known network writer, good at ghosts and ghosts, with seven novels. Classical, well-known inside and outside the industry. Known as the master of contemporary terror." Oscar said: "Editor's comment - under the steam pen Each story can evoke the deepest fear in the reader's heart. The plot is meticulously crafted and unique. The master of horror is not a name."
"Oh! Are you coming?" Seeing this, Xiaoshen was excited, because he felt that he was going to play.
Suddenly, the camera zoomed in and gave Oscar a close-up: "The audience, the seventh player, is the newcomer to this stage. This stage is cruel. In each issue, someone will be eliminated, and the elimination rate of the newcomer will be This season is as high as 50..." He rendered a tense atmosphere, making people look forward to the newcomer's identity: "Well, can he stay on this stage successfully? Or, it will be like a meteor across the sky, slightly Let's wait and see? Let's wait and see..."
There was a drum sound at the scene, and the spotlights were swaying around. Finally, the audience returned to the darkness, the drums stopped suddenly, and the lights stopped at the moment.
Although the seal was only slouched and looked at the camera with dead fish eyes, there was still a cheer and applause in the audience.
"In fact, when the program was recorded, the audience and our players entered the studio at the same time, so I have already seen it." Feng Jie explained in front of the TV quite disappointingly: "They seem to see this." The reactions of the monsters appearing are all arranged by the live director. In fact, even if no one knows me, it will not affect the stage effect."
Bao Dasheng said: "Come and listen to how people introduce you."
In the picture, Oscar waited for the audience's reaction to end, and began to say: "Wow, the seventh player looks very young." Although he talked a few words before the recording, but still have to pretend I just saw him like this: "I think some viewers have recognized him, and one can see his novel, but he has never seen anyone. So...who is he?"
This suspense has been long enough. It is time to answer. Oscar took out the inscription card and read: "The seventh player, I don't know. Well-known detective novelist, has published twelve detective novels in the network, magazines. The newspapers and magazines have been serialized works. The fan of the fan is unique and unique. No matter the length of the story, the storyline is exquisite and surprising." Oscar put down the inscription card: "I don't know the players, you are the three of our program group." The editors behind the scenes jointly recommended, they are your fans."
"This way..." The seal is not perfunctory.
Oscar continued: "The editor-in-chief - if you are good enough, you can't make it, at least not the second."
"Oh..." The mouth of the mouth twitched.
Oscar immediately said, "According to the habits of our programs, in each issue, we will let the newcomers give a title to this program." He walked to the front of the console, "I don't know the player, you have three minutes." Time to consider, let us advance an ad."
"What did you decide?" asked Xiao sigh in front of the TV.
I didn’t answer, but I just pointed to the screen. Because this version of the tape has no ads at all, and the next paragraph of the Oscar is also recorded separately, so after a simple screen jump, it is time to announce.
I saw Oscar stand by the door and looked at the text he wrote on the console. Then the expression changed slightly, and the squint was squinted without a trace, and a strange look appeared in the eyes.
"Well, let's take a look. I don't feel the title of 'I am a writer'..." Oscar is a professional host. After all, even if the things written are unreasonable, Oscar must remain calm on the surface. .
As the host raised his hand, the five words written by the reader appeared on the big screen of the scene - please spit it out. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point to vote, monthly pass,