Chapter 334: South Park (8)

"If you can fly like a neo..." The seal in the fall, looking at the night sky with a lazy look, sincerely sighed.
With the improvement of the soul, maybe one day, he can really fly, but it is not now.
"Oh... this must be very hurt." Feng Shuo stopped the cranky thoughts, he slowly turned in the air, his legs slightly curved, ready to land.
As a result, the impact of the moment of landing was not as serious as imagined, and the survival was less than expected. I didn’t even know why.
In fact, this is the sign that his fighting specialization is close to the b level...
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Not far from the monster, it was forced to close, and with a low voice, its giant claws were pressed down.
At this moment, it is obviously too late to get out of the bag [Miss Moxxi's bad temper]. Due to the distance and angle, it is not appropriate to use [Death Poker] to attack.
Therefore, the seal did not feel the heart, and it was 800 points of physical fitness, and released [Nandou Feilong Boxing].
From the stan home, all the way to randy, sharon and shelly arrived at the shopping center, just after half an hour, the cooling of [Nantou Feilongquan] has been completed.
This time he was able to use his skills in the state of spiritual intelligence, and the lethality of the move was naturally even more amazing. But seeing his fists open, his temper is revealing, and he is pushing the giants back five or six steps.
The guinea pig is huge in size and walks on four feet. It is five or six steps, which is equivalent to a distance of several tens of meters.
The cost is high and the profit is naturally high. With this strategic space of tens of meters, it is basically safe to seal. He quickly made out of death poker, flew the eyes of the Mole that day and pushed it back further.
At the same time as the light card flew out, Feng Jie unrecognized the spirit of the body, and turned to sprint and swim up the wall.
At this time, he didn't have a huge backpack on his back, nor did he bring people. It was a breeze for him to climb the building.
Without the help of any skills and tools, I can't help but rely on my own physical quality, plus the soul to clear the way, the various extreme parkour moves that are handy.
In less than ten seconds, he turned over the roof and got out of the sight of the monster.
............
Peruvian jungle, underground.
Here, there is an underground tunnel with four sides. From the inside, the walls, ceilings and floors on both sides are yellow earth; there are some broken large wooden piles and large gravel everywhere in the tunnel, but these things seem to have no effect on the structure of the passage.
Suddenly, from a corner, I walked out of a figure holding a torch.
It was stan. When he walked past the corner, he waited a little behind the little friends who were behind him. "Go here, guys."
The other four children followed the corner, and then Kyle seemed to find something else. He said, "Have you heard it? It seems to be the sound of water."
"Yes, it was from there." Cartman answered and pointed to the front.
Not far ahead, there is a rectangular exit, and a pretty bright fire is coming from the exit.
Everyone was talking, and they came to the end of this tunnel.
Stepping out of that mouth, the line of sight suddenly became bright. In front of them, there was a spectacular underground temple.
This space is very open and the overall trend is downward. There are several huge braziers embedded in the gray stone walls around them. I don’t know why, these braziers are burning at the moment. There are many water curtains hanging from the heights, and those water flows should flow from the gap between the caves. There is also a suspension bridge with great drop and left and right squats running through the temple and connected with several stone cliffs. Under the stone cliff, it is a circular waterfall that reaches the abyss of the earth.
Looking around, two giant humanoid statues were built in front of the walls on either side of the temple and sat opposite each other in a kneeling position. The facial design of the statue has a remarkable ancient Indian and Canadian civilization. From their huge "mouth", there is also a curtain of water hanging down into the waterfall below.
"Guys, this is incredible." Cartman looked at the spectacle in front of him and exclaimed.
The four protagonists exchanged a look, and stan said: "Let's go, go in and see."
The voice did not fall, and the four walked side by side.
"No." Craig's voice rang from the rear: "I don't go."
The other four people were stunned, and they all stopped. Going to the front and taking the torch, stan turned back and said, "Ha? What are you talking about?"
Craig replied calmly: "I don't want to follow you anymore."
"Man, we have to look at it in the past," stan advised.

Why?
Craig asked.
The four face each other, or stan took the lead in returning: "Because... oh... this is the case."
"Every time you encounter a similar bad situation, you have to mix yourself in, because ‘things are like this.’
Craig spoke.
Stan is uncomfortable: "Hey! The people who are painted on the wall of the temple prophecy are not us! The coward!"
"It doesn't matter." Craig replied. "Whatever you say, my mind is decided. I decided not to mix up with you guys."
Kyle asked: "What do you want?"

It’s very simple.
Craig spread his hands and said:
Look at it.

After that, he turned and started to go back...
The four protagonists looked at him with a shocked look. Their expressions seemed to say: Didn't the kid read the script?
The craig is like a rare character in a horror film with a normal IQ. He turned back.
He returned along the same path and walked out of the remains. The group of four followed him behind him, and some shouted: "Wait! Craig!"
In this way, craig walked in front and the four followed him at a distance.
Unconsciously, they walked out of the jungle and passed through a wasteland, a meadow, a lake under the moonlight...
Along the way, the four monks still have a few words from time to time: "Man, graig, we should go back to the temple!" "Look, it seems like something!"
But craig has always responded very firmly and calmly: "No, don't look, dream less."
A few hours later, Cartman finally couldn't help but say: "Man, this is so boring, we are wandering aimlessly!"
Craig is still unmoved and replies: "Yes, how valuable ‘boring’, I just like it.

............
Two hours ago, the shopping mall rooftop.
"Ok, now, I am with sharon, shelly, and [哔-] Mr. came to the top of the shopping center." Randy used a portable camera to point to his wife and daughter and explained: "We fled from the street. Come, we have met the stotch family here." He turned his camera and pointed at the other three escapers hiding on the roof.
The family of stotch has a total of three people. His father, chris, is a hidden foundation (he has never admitted, but he was caught in the piáo man). The mother linda is crying and the nerves are extremely easy to collapse (crazy The woman, as for the son butters, is a child with potential bisexual inclination, extreme innocence, and stupidity.
Butters is the important character of the children's role in "Southern Park", which is second only to the four main characters. It usually has more plays and its character has gradually improved after many seasons, and it has quite popular popularity.
"This is chris and linda, and their son butters." Randy moved the camera while explaining.
Butters fiddled with his fingers, his look a little nervous and waved at the camera, saying: "Hello everyone."
At this time, the seal is not standing, leaning against a wall next to it, re-stitching the cracked wound...
Previously, when he was holding an adult and a child, forcing a height of more than ten meters and making a throwing action, the wound was already opened. Looking back now, when I fell from the air, the suddenness of the moment was presumably the result of a lot of blood loss.
"What should we do next? [哔 】] Mr.." Randy took a set of shots, and he ran to the front of the door.
I don’t think I really want to take care of these two goods, and even the idea of ​​killing people. Anyway, the spur line task has been completed, and the system does not stipulate that the characters cannot be killed.
Think calmly, it is not a good idea to indiscriminately kill the main characters in this world, and the chain reaction that will be caused is immeasurable. Therefore, I feel that I chose a solution that works with npc.
"I remember... can you play the guitar?" Suddenly, he suddenly asked a word.
"Ah? Um... Yes, I will play." Randy replied. "What are you asking?"
"Very good." Feng did not agree to answer, but did not answer the other party's question.
In fact, I feel that my brother is only confirming it. His impression of the role of randy is still deep. I remember that this guy had participated in the choir when he was young, and was taken by a record company as a member of the men's idol group (the combination is called "Jewish Street Boy", randy joined at the age of 18, a year later the record company said they have been nineteen Years old, too old, so the combination is dissolved; in the guitar hero episode used to play "carrymy wayward son" with electric guitar; also once sang in a bar.
In short, randy will at least have a musical instrument, good singing and dancing. Don't look at him as a middle-aged uncle with no lower limit, but he is much better than a bird who has learned guitar for a few months, only ktv sings, and even knows how to dare to go to the draft.

Who is going to play the sputum here?
asked the seal.
"Oh... I will blow the harmonica," Chris said. "Why ask this? [哔-] Mr.?"
"Okay, I think you can do it..." Feng Shou did not say a word, and turned his head to butters: "butters, would you play drums right?"
Butters is an honest child. He nodded. "Yes, sir, but it is not very good."
"Nothing, it will be fine." Feng Shou said: "Well... I can play sand hammer (song body sound instrument, also known as sand ball. Rhythmic percussion instrument originated from South American Indians), Then..." He thought about it and said: "Exactly, our four grandfathers can form a row of scorpion bands."

The squad band?
Randy asked.
Are you referring to the Peruvian platoon band that was detained by zhèngfu?

"Yes, hehe-ah." The seal didn't concentrate because the needle was accidentally poked into the wound. He explained the words when he pulled the needle: "The weakness of those guinea pigs is to slap music, as long as When we find the instruments, we can drive them with the music."
"What? How is this possible?" Chris wondered.
"H... I didn't expect that I would hear the word 'impossible' from the mouth of your guys." Feng Xiaoxiao said, "You were last seen by a large group of tramps (Southern Park once had a "wanderer" The night of the crisis, the situation is similar to the film "The Night of the Living Dead", but the zombie was replaced by a tramp. When I was trapped here, why didn't I consider the so-called rationality?"
"That time is different." Chris shrugged.
"Wanderers, hippies, lobsters, future immigrants... I thought you should have been accustomed to being attacked by strange creatures."
"Hey... [哔-] Mr., you seem to know something about our town. Are you a local?" Sharon asked.
"I am a superhero, of course I know this." Feng Jie feels free to perfuse: "Jesus and Santa Claus are my good buddies. Their news is very well-informed, so I know more about your town."
Everyone showed the look of "the original."
Between the words, the seal has been treated, and the state has been lifted again.
He glanced at the game menu. At present, his survival value is 24, and his fitness value is only 563/2900. Considering that I have only had a bottle of supplements not long ago, it would be uneconomical to drink it in a short period of time, so how long does he plan to lick, and he will not drink the second bottle if he has no choice.
"Well... every step of the move has to be cautious, even if the dragon boxing is cooled again, I have no physical ability to put it again for the third time." Feng did not feel the mind.
He took a breath, packed up the medical supplies, and stood up. "So... Does anyone know where the musical instrument department of the mall is?"
"In the northwest corner of the fourth floor, next to the book area." Linda replied.
"Okay, let me talk about the current situation." Feng did not know: "Ladies, gentlemen, and ... children. As you can see, these giant monsters are very powerful everywhere, and conventional weapons are ineffective. He raised a finger. "As far as I know, they are only afraid of one thing, that is, arranging music." He sighed: "Given the platoon music cd on the market is listed as dangerous by the military and Take it away... At the moment, I want to drive these monsters, so we have to play it ourselves."
"But I have to hold this camera, I can't play the guitar." Randy confidently said a lower limit.

randy!
Sharon yelled at her husband:
When is this all the time!

"It's okay, Mrs. Marsh." Feng Shou said with ease and turned to look at randy. "You can get a special headband and tie the portable camera to your head. This will not affect the shooting. Don't delay playing."
Here you can see the black side of the seal, he did not intend to remind randy ... there is no tape in the camera.
"Oh, this is a good idea!" Randy replied happily.
"So, let me come with me." Feng Shou said that he went to the door downstairs. "As long as the instrument is in hand, we will be safe. If the gang hasn't attacked, let's move."

............
Peru, Machu Picchu ruins.
Known as the
Lost City
of the Inca Empire, this place is situated between the oldest and youngest peaks of the Andes, built on steep and narrow ridges.
By the way, this is a place where alpacas are produced. I don't know why I want to say this specifically...
It was night, thunderclouds, and a Chinook helicopter landed on this ancient mountain.
Two fully armed American soldiers and three men in black suits were taken from the helicopter.
The five people soon went to the ruins, and the former Minister of National Security suddenly stopped and turned back: "You are waiting here."
After all, he did not wait for his men to respond, and he went alone.
In front of the wall of the ancient city, there is a relatively wide square, the square zhongyāng, there is an area that looks like an altar, where a tall golden statue stands.
The statue is about three people tall, from head to toe, including the base, all made of gold (the ancient Inca metal processing industry is quite developed, theoretically capable of making such a gold statue. But this statue here For the fictionality of the Southern Park plot, and the nature of the spoof, the statue looks like an old Indian, with a wooden stick in his right hand and a sputum in his left hand.
The Minister of National Security walked to the statue in advance and finally stopped at a position about two meters in front of it.
Suddenly, he opened his arms and shouted at the statue: "Behold! I am standing on your land!" He said, and moved closer. "This moment! I have waited too long."
After the words, the goods opened the zipper of the pants and began to pee at the statue...
As he urinated, he laughed wildly: "Ha...hahahaha...hahahahahaha!"
Several colleagues standing at the rear looking at him are stupid, and the heart: The sir is crazy, right?
"Hahaha... your prophesies! Ah?" After the state security minister finished his urine, he screamed at the statue arrogantly. "No one can stop me! No one!"
Unexpectedly, his voice did not fall, from the break of a piece next to the square, out of five primary school students...