Vol 2 Chapter 1: Mid-Autumn Fanwai · Yuezhongshuang Lidou Chanjuan

Wedge: chicken flying eggs beat
Ding Younian's Mid-Autumn Festival, Golden Ao autumn colors, Manshan golden.
"Be careful, don't break it."
Master Tongtian is carefully organizing a courier with Haoran, first dismantling the outer carton, then opening the sandalwood box inside, uncovering the brocade, and a row appears ...
... neat eggs.
Haoran: "..."
"What's this?" Haoran was confused. For the first time, the Master Tongtong was so cautious about express delivery.
"Two, four, six, eight ..." The Master Tongtian concentrated on the spot, and Haoran's mouth twitched, asking, "What kind of egg is this?"
A strong fanaticism was released in the eyes of Master Tongtian, and the said mysteriously: "Tuer! You don't know, this is a cosmic egg sent by the explorer!"
Haoran took a deep breath and saw each egg placed in the groove, and also wrote a series of Arabic numeral codes, namely "20110801", "20141111", "20170401" and so on.
"Who is the explorer? What is the cosmic egg?" Haoran looked blank, and saw the Master Tongtian picking up one of them, facing the sunlight, and faintly seeing the countless sights that were whirling there, like an ancient magic weapon in the Nine Dings Congenital born. The leader murmured: "In every egg, there is a parallel world ... thousands of mysteries, all in it ..."
"Yo, there is a new world." Master Tongtian picked up the last undated piece and carefully examined it.
"Put it away." Master Tongtian said seriously. He played the "Explorer's Egg" one by one. Haoran asked again: "Send us?"
"Of course it is impossible!" Master Tongtian said seriously: "The explorer has recently gone to another plane, but he has been too busy for a while to temporarily store it."
The most convenient way to "host" is to mail it back intact, and the sturdy curiosity of Tongtian will naturally not be let go. I watched it once, and then placed it in the middle of the hall, ready to play it again.
As Mid-Autumn Festival night approached, the banner of "Happy Mid-Autumn Festival Giggle with Rooster" was pulled up on Jinao Island. Everyone had to go to Biyou Palace to prepare dishes. When preparing for the dinner, one person presented a dish and enjoyed the moon dinner in the evening. Kirin went out to buy spices and happened to catch a giant crab with Lu Bu when he went diving in the sea in the afternoon, preparing to be a crab.
"What food do we have at night?" Lu Zhongming came to hang out at noon.
Lu Bu held a scallion in his mouth, without raising his head: "Osmanthus Crab."
There was a pile of sweet-scented osmanthus in the kitchen. Lu Zhongming looked at it for a long time and asked, "What about the crab?" Lu Bu pointed at one hand and pointed to the open space. The two were silent for a moment, looking towards the open space, three seconds later--
"Where did you run--!" The father and son shouted at the same time.
Hearing that he was about to be eaten, Cancer still couldn't help but dying and ran out of the kitchen. Lu Bu chased behind and shouted with Lu Zhongming holding a weapon.
The five-meter long crab crawled up and down in the garden. Lv Zhongming was afraid of being caught by the crab. He only shouted behind his dad. Finally, the crab climbed to the wall, and there was no way to go. The iron tongs of the bucket clattered, ready for a battle, and it turned out to be black.
Lu Bu started to move a rockery and threw it directly, smashing the crab to death.
Lu Zhongming: "..."
Lu Bu: "..."
The Cancer was smashed and smashed under the rockery, and a lot of mucus came out from below.
"It's okay." Lu Bu said indifferently: "It's still edible."
"I don't want to eat ..." Lu Zhongming shivered and said, "You will be scolded!"
Lu Bu decisively said: "Don't say anything! Call the black face to clean up here, we took the crab body back."
After half an hour:
"This crab seems to be smashed with ..."
"It's crab yolk. Let's take the fried rice from the unsoaked crab meat. We don't know anything else. After stirring it, stir-fry it with crab yolk, egg, and green onion, then pour some rice wine ..." Lu Bu commanded, and at the same time thought how I was so smart, the plan was perfect, and said to Lu Zhongming: "You go find some eggs."
"Is that the one at home?"
"Are you going to eat your younger brother?" Lu Bu said angrily.
Lu Zhongming walked away with a sad face.
Lu Bu found a shovel and began to dig up the sticky yellow crab. Lu Zhongming searched the kitchen and found that there were no eggs, and they were taken by the teacher to make mooncakes. Ever since Lu Bu and Qi Lin decided to have a second child, Lu Zhongming always tried his best to prevent the egg from hatching.
After another half an hour:
"No! No! No!" Lu Zhongming said: "I'm going fishing."
Lü Bu was about to scold him, turning his heart and turning around, and finally said: "Are you looking for it again? Ask the leader? I saw a few of them closed the door yesterday and didn't know what to eat."
Lu Zhongming had to go to the main house of Tongtianjiao. It happened that the door was open and there was a box of eggs in it, and he took it to the kitchen.
Lu Bu: "???
Lu Zhongming: "..."
"There are only a few left." Lu Zhongming said: "What is written on the label? Is the shelf life?"
Lu Buhu doubted: "Isn't that expired?"
Inside each egg, there are countless mountains, rivers, stars and sea, and the sound of the unicorn outside sounded, saying: "I bought the pepper! Have you started cooking?"
Lu Bu immediately said: "Cook, let's cook! Baby, you just sit and wait to eat."
Kirin moved a chair and sat down, and the family of three began to cook.
Lv Zhongming felt a little confused, and was reminded by Lv Bu. He wanted to forget it. He took the last undated egg and slammed it toward the pot. With a clatter, he hit it out.
"The yolk is in this bowl."
"Chopsticks?"
"Take a few more and hit them all." Lu Bu said indifferently: "It's not enough, just use the first egg white."
"I'll help you." Qilin took a pair of half-meter-long chopsticks and prepared to scramble the eggs, poked it into the bowl. Lu Zhongming took a "20150820" egg and beat it down, thinking I didn't know if it was Whose egg is poisoned, do n’t blame me ...
"Choose fresh?"
"Just do it." Lu Bu said: "All the fights."
"Crack." Lu Zhongming took a "20110422" egg and punched it in, followed by a crackle, beat five or six at a time, put all the yolk together, and adjusted it with the egg white of the dateless egg, Kirin He stretched his neck and glanced, said: "Crab yellow leaves half steamed and delicious."
"Change the bowl." Lu Bu ordered.
Lv Zhongming took a clean one and hit four more casually. Everyone held the chopsticks expressionlessly and began to scramble eggs.
"It seems to hear a voice calling for help?" Qilin suddenly said.
The voice was very weak, it seemed to come from the bowl, but this box of eggs had been beaten with egg whites and yolks, and it was impossible to tell who was who.
Changan, Mid-Autumn Festival:
Everyone in the exorcism department is watching the moon. Artai plays the piano and Mo Zhigen knocks on the drum. Hongjun leans on Li Jinglong. Li Jinglong picks up a piece of moon cake and feeds him towards Hongjun.
Suddenly, Li Jinglong and Hong Jun disappeared, and the moon cake fell to the ground.
Everyone: "!!!"
Carp demon: "!!!"
"It's a waste!" The carp demon hurried over to pick up the moon cake and put it in his mouth.
Lu Xu: "!!! Not right! What about Jing Long and Hong Jun ?!"
Everyone: "Ah, it's gone!"
Jiangzhou:
"It's amazing-His Majesty and Wu Taiwei Bai Ri soared--"
The court ladies and eunuchs shouted.
Mount Emei:
Li Qingcheng and Zhang Muzheng paid a visit to the Bodhisattva. Zhang Mu made some money and prepared to repair the golden body for the Bodhisattva. The monks in the Buddhist temple read the scriptures in unison.
Monks: "Wow, soaring?"
In front of the Lijiang Snail Inn, a police line was pulled away, and many detectives came. The aunt who sold the noodles across the bridge was anxiously talking about the situation where boss Lu Feihu and second boss Geng Xiaojie suddenly disappeared in front of everyone. Grab it and do the experiment. At the same time, the demon kings Xiang Cheng and Chi Xiaoduo who were on holiday abroad suddenly disappeared into the air ... while Meng Jianguo was still waiting for his son to come to the festival at home.
But, no, no, no ...
"I don't know!" The entertainment host said in fear: "Just before the show was being recorded, Lu Zhou took a bite of wasabi and Xiao Yi drank water and they disappeared at the same time!"
The detectives looked dignified, sniffing Lu Zhou's half-eaten buns and the water Xiao Xiao had drunk.
"There is no mustard."
"That's a game! It's a game!" The host hysterically said: "The people are gone! What should I do! Ooooooooo I have to go home for the holidays!"
"You beat the explorer's eggs—"
When Master Tongtian discovered that an egg in a box had been taken for cooking, he immediately looked pale.
"What kind of egg?" Lu Zhongming asked with a question mark. Lu Bu was wearing a chef hat. He just put the crab yolk on the tofu and put it on the steamer. The Master Tongtian screamed: "That's not an egg! It's a parallel world!"
"You just said it was the egg." Lu Bu laughed.
"Can't steam!" Tong Tianjiao roared.
"All right." Lu Bu pulled out the whole crab powder tofu impatiently, and said, "So what should I do? You say it. Don't blame me for dinner."
Everyone: "..."