Chapter 169: Ombudsman's melancholy
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Today, I Have Yet to Become a Doll
- Hua Hua Liao
- 676 characters
- 2021-01-30 04:08:02
Chapter 169 The Melancholy of the Ombudsman
A huge, translucent unknown object floats in the air—
It looks like an equilateral diamond. If you distinguish it carefully, you will find that it is composed of countless geometric cubes.
Sunlight shines on it as if through colorless glass, but at a certain moment, it will refract magic light.
In its interior, there are also numerous cubes.
One of the cubes suddenly lit up with pure white light. The inspector with a height of 2 meters 78 came out from the inside, and then the white light disappeared. The inspector faced the cube without moving.
It doesn't seem to do anything. In fact, thinking is connected to the system to repair the data inside the cube.
A ball rolls past its feet.
Stopped when passing by, and said happily: "Ha ha ha! Is your game malfunctioning?"
The inspector lowered his eyes and glanced at the ball at his feet without expression. "Also?"
The ball said: "My frog is also bad. Since the belly has been sewn once, it is always easy to squeeze the belly when laying eggs.
"That's because there are too many players swallowing?" The Ombudsman said nothing.
Frogs, of course, are not real frogs. Players will not digest them after being swallowed, but wrap them in a layer of egg skin to become frog eggs, and then hatch the tadpoles.
The ball asked: "What's wrong with your game? Gee ... Friends 2112 party, isn't it your triumph?"
The Ombudsman replied: "The scene was destroyed by the player with props, and it needs to be repaired before it can continue to be used."
"Which player are you encountering? The courage is so big!" The ball was surprised and continued to laugh after being surprised. "So I said, your game is too gentle! What friends games, friends gathering, what fun is it?" ? You should get a big monster out! Like my frog and tadpole! "
The ball bounced in place, jumped to the same height as the 2m 78 inspector, and then floated in the air, the tone was loud: "My game format is the simplest, but the amount of data provided is the most among all the inspectors. ! "
A bland and soft female voice came not far away: "Although your data volume is the most, but the data type is also the simplest. Friends gathering contains three different types of games, providing the system with ten times more data. Your games will have to be improved in the future. "
The ball was unhappy, and it fell to the ground all at once, grunting and rolling to the speaker's feet, complaining: "How could it be ten times worse ..."
What I spoke just now was an inspector with a rabbit head, which had just come out of a glowing cube.
"Is it ten times worse? I'll know if I go to see it myself." The rabbit head inspector continued to move forward. "No. 3014 has entered the player, and I'm leaving."
"Wait." The 2m78 inspector stopped it, frowning and asked, "According to the rules of the game, it is illegal for players to attack the inspector, and the inspector can punish, right?"
Inspector Rabbit Head faintly "huh" and looked at it, "Is there anything wrong?"
"Why not include language attacks?" It asked.
The rabbit head inspector was surprised: "Why do you think so?"
The ball also jumped in shock. "Language is the most direct response of the player in the game. If you block the attack language, you will lose a lot of data. The system will not let you do this!"
"But ... what is the value of insulting the Ombudsman?"
The Rabbit Head Ombudsman said: "Abusive, nasty, swearing is another form of human crying, which can express emotions and release pressure. This is particularly evident in players trapped in a repressed environment. You do n’t have to Too concerned."
"..."
"Any question?"
"... nothing."
The Rabbit Head Inspector stood in front of it and calmly said after a while: "I know the third game of friends gathering, you will also join it. In the future, do not participate in the game in person again, you seem to be affected."
"……Probably."
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(End of this chapter)