Chapter 113: Fanwai 15: Revenge of the Little Mermaid

Qi Ying is a very beautiful little mermaid. The tail is Jin Lin, whose appearance is like a jade. If it turns into a human form, it doesn't matter if it kills a lot of actresses.
Two hundred years old is a mermaid ceremony. Adults, literally, gave birth to legs, turned into human figures, and walked ashore.
The day when Qi Ying was two hundred years old finally arrived. She was very excited, very excited, and could not wait. She wanted to go ashore to see the human world.
Adult rituals need to get the sun and moon essence, first use the sun to dry the body's moisture, and then absorb the full moon light of the night on the 15th, you can truly be an adult. Qi Ying waited, waited, finally waited until the 15th of this month, and she turned into a golden scale, and hurried ashore.
Today was fine and sunny, she lay on the beach and turned over, waiting excitedly for the night to come. Suddenly, the sound of footsteps from far and near stopped beside her.
She heard a murmuring voice: "The stupid fish from where it came is stranded."
Immediately afterwards, Qi Ying was lifted with one hand by the tail. She shouted silently, don't! No! No! The next moment, a plop, she was thrown back into the sea.
Qi Yingfu looked angrily at the water and looked at the boy with his hands on the beach. His expression was cold and his eyebrows raised slightly: "No thanks."
Thank you sister! !! !!
The ritual of adulthood was thus postponed for a month.
This month is almost like a year. Qi Ying hid in the coral bush and looked at her golden fish tail, she couldn't wait to see a pair of legs. Finally, the 15th came again.
This time Qi Ying changed her direction, hiding under the shore reef, and spent the day in surprise. When the setting sun sank to the sea level, the glow gradually dimmed, and she waited for the slowly rising moon in a mood of excitement.
Suddenly, a familiar voice came from behind him: "Why is this stupid fish again?"
and many more? ? ?
Qi Ying turned his head and saw an unforgettable face for life. Before she could react, her tail was choked and she was thrown back into the sea.
The next moment, the moon rose above sea level, and Yinhui sprinkled.
Qi Ying can't wait to hit him on the reef.
The third, fourth, and fifth time, Qi Ying's adult ceremony was postponed for half a year. The teenager was like a ghost, always appearing just before she was about to succeed. Two fingers carried her by the tail and threw her back into the sea. After finishing throwing, she wiped her fingers in the crease.
Finally, for the sixth time, the teenager did not appear again. That night, Qi Ying successfully landed and gave birth to legs. She looked up at the full moon silver light, clenched her fists and vowed secretly.
She must take revenge!
Qi Ying went to the Mermaid's stronghold in the city, a sake bar called Mermaid. The mermaid owner has been ashore for hundreds of years and is a charming uncle.
The uncle was very excited to see Qi Ying. After all, he hadn't seen his family for a long time. He immediately summoned the city's mermaids to clean her up. Qi Yingxing was sitting on the sofa, uncle tinkering in the room, handing over a book like a treasure.
Qi Ying took a look at the six big characters on the cover: Mermaid Grace.
"Yingying, we mermaids all have gracious rewards. You came ashore this time to pay gratitude, right? Hold it, go back to study and learn, safekeeping is useful."
Qi Ying threw the book away angrily: "I'm here to get revenge!"
The uncle lived for so many years. For the first time, he met the mermaid who was revenge ashore, and after asking clearly, he burst into laughter. Qi Ying cried quickly: "You not only don't help me, you also laugh at me!"
Uncle covered his stomach and waved his hand: "Help, I will help you, how are you going to get revenge?"
Qi Ying pouted, staring at him: "I don't know, so I came to you, what is human beings most afraid of?"
The uncle touched his chin, with a solemn expression: "The most painful thing in this world is nothing to ask for. There is nothing more painful for human beings than wanted."
During the talk, the mermaids gathered in the tavern, and after hearing the tragic events of Qi Ying, they laughed relentlessly, and after they laughed, they gave up their ideas. In the end, uncle as a representative, seriously passed the popular idol dramas and love routines to Qi Ying.
"Let him fall in love with you and then dump him. The most revengeless method, there is no one!" The uncle patted his shoulder: "See more and learn more, few people can resist the charm of mermaids."
The little mermaid finally showed her first smile after landing.
The mermaid could hear and distinguish all sounds within a hundred miles. After preparing for a week, Qi Ying began to attack. One day I searched and listened, and finally found the voice that made her remember.
Immediately, she immediately followed her voice. It was June, and the sycamore trees on the side of the road were spreading branches and round the street corner. Qi Ying saw a teenager walking not far away.
He was wearing a black t-shirt and sweatpants, his hands in his pockets, his eyes lightened with indifference.
Qi Ying shook his fists, ran to him in a smoky manner, and lay on the ground with a thunderbolt.
Ji gave a footstep and stared at the little the ground with big eyes. He frowned and asked, "Touch porcelain?"
The next moment, the little mermaid said, "Hello, your girlfriend has dropped."
Ji Rang: "........."
Where does the neuropathy come from? ? ?
Qi Ying watched the teenager speed up, and patted the ash from the corner to rise from the ground. She crooked her head and wondered, this is different from the book, why did he run away? Is it because you are lying down?
The little mermaid was very confused. After thinking about it for a long time, he listened again to the voice of the young boy and found the Taoist boxing school for young boys.
As soon as she entered, it caught everyone's attention. There was no way. The beauty of the mermaid was too dazzling. Ji Rang finished kicking a set of high leg methods, and looked back to see the little girl who probed at the door.
He stared at her for a moment, took off his gloves, walked forward, "What are you doing with me?"
The little mermaid's eyes glowed: "Hello, do you have a girlfriend?"
Ji Ran frowned and shook his head.
The little girl smiled brightly: "Then you have it now!"
Ji Rang: "?????"
It's 9102, but there are still people who use such old-fashioned tricks?
Qi Ying didn't know that the love book that Uncle Mermaid had given her was out of date, and she was looking forward to her wonderful performance to make the teenager fall in love with herself.
Ji made no expression on her face, looked her up and down, raised her eyebrows slightly, and asked, "Do you want to be my girlfriend?"
Qi Ying: "Yes!"
Ji Rang: "Okay, that's right."
Qi Ying: "!!!"
Thank you Almighty Love Ceremony!
Ji Rang glanced at his coach behind him, and turned back to the little girl and said, "I'm going to train, you're waiting for me."
Qi Ying nodded again and again, when he was gone, quickly reached out his cell phone and sent a message to Uncle Mermaid: "I succeeded! He fell in love with me! When should I dump him ?!"
Uncle Mermaid: "Now! Immediately! It is urgent! Let him try to lose the pain when love is the most delicious!"
So when the season came to let me finish my training and change my clothes, I saw the little girl who had a sweet smile before, and said to him indifferently, "You have been dumped by me now!"
Ji Rang: "?????"
Oh shit.
The little mermaid finished dumping people and wanted to run very smartly, but the young man grabbed his wrist. Ji Rang sneered and looked at her: "I want to be beautiful." He came over slyly and pressed her ears and said, "The relationship was made by you, and the breakup can only be made by me. I don't say breakup, you can't separate . This is the love contract of our human world, and once it is not observed, it will be condemned. "
The little mermaid was scared and stupid, and ran back to the tavern in tears, "... that's what he said. I can't get out, and I can't take revenge, whine."
Uncle Mermaid had a dignified expression. He didn't know much about the human world. He did not expect such a contract.
He calmly said, "Don't panic, Uncle gives you a way."
That night, Uncle Mermaid studied the many reasons for the breakup of men and women throughout the night, and the next morning told Qi Ying cheerfully: "Just do it! Make heaven and earth, work to the death, so that he can't stand you, every day. Very painful, he will break up with you on your own initiative! In this way, not only will you make him miserable, but you will also get revenge.
Qi Ying asked excitedly: "What is it called? How to do it?"
Uncle Mermaid gave her the recorded notes: "Just follow this!"
So the little mermaid has so many boyfriends who can't get rid of it.
And talked about love in heaven.
The little mermaid is very curious about the human world and feels fresh when she looks at everything. Ji Rong decided to take a little girl out to see the world, and take her with her at any party.
The little girl watched the strategy secretly under the table, and then started writing.
She pulled Ji Ran's sleeves and said in a voice everyone could hear: "Kiss me."
Ji Rang: "..."
friend:"……"
Ji Rong ignored her at first, pretending not to hear her, and continued to eat and drink with her buddies, and the little girl next to him looked at him with resentful eyes.
Seeing that he couldn't take it anymore, he put his chopsticks aside, stretched out his hand and pressed the person in his arms and kissed him severely. After kissing, he said without changing the color under the gaze of the whole table: "I laughed."
The little mermaid felt a little hot.
At the end of the party, everyone was still saying goodbye, and heard the little girl's very soft voice: "I don't want to walk, my feet hurt, you hold me."
Everyone: "..."
After Qi Ying said this, he secretly observed Ji Rang's expression.
fast! Say break up!
In the end, he said nothing, leaned down slightly, hugged the person in his arms, and still greeted everyone without changing his face: "Go ahead."
The little mermaid was holding the boy's neck and looking at his cold side face, a little distressed.
Why are these strategies not useful to him?
No matter what new tricks she learns, it always fails to apply to him. She is really working hard. Why doesn't he still hate himself and tell her to break up?
Every time she did it, he kissed her and kissed her head dizzy. He almost forgot the strategy she had learned!
But later, Qi Ying gradually realized that kissing seemed to make Ji pain.
Every time he kissed himself, his expression was very painful. He had to stay in the bathroom for a long time before coming out. He had to take a cold shower in the winter.
I finally found a way to make him miserable!
The little mermaid is very happy.
So began to find season frequently from morning to night to let kiss.
Later Qi Ying made a decision.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't want to break up, she can stay with him all the time, and kiss him for a lifetime, and make him suffer for a lifetime. Even if this revenge is reported.
Until later, Ji Rang never went to the bathroom after kissing her.
He pressed her against the bed, kissing him from head to toe.
After that night, the little mermaid had never seen his pain.
Qi Ying: A big loss! !! !!
Ji Rang: Very profitable.
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