Chapter 16: Your kidney is not good

　　Ninja School, in the corridor of the second grade, Duke stood helplessly at the door against Hades, hurriedly hurriedly, and finally was late. As a ninja, punctuality is basic. Regardless of the reason Duke said, a ninja without a sense of time is unqualified and must be punished at the door.
　　 "Duke, your reason is too bad!" Konoha was late to the king, Uchiha said happily. Today someone accompanies him to the station, which is a good sign. On the lucky day, Xianglin confessed that there might be a bonus. This gentleman can be late eight times a week, and the Ninja School has six classes a week, that is to say, sometimes, he can be late twice in a day, what a terrible latecoming skills.
　　 "I saw a black cat stopped in the middle of the road, so I was lost on the road of life..." The embarrassed and charming voice said, "Ms. Aida's face is black!"
"Don't you think it's very poetic? And, it's better than you said to help the old lady cross the road!" Duke was also very depressed, and finally had the opportunity to say a famous saying in the late world. The object was the old-fashioned Mr. Aida, and a good story was ruined. It's a pity to be puzzled by style.
"I'm really helping the old lady to cross the road! I have always taken helping elderly people in difficulty as a motto in my life, and I put it into action every day!" Bring Tu opened his eyes, pointed to his face, and approached Du. Ke said, "Did you see it? This innocent, pure and loving face."
"Not at all, I only saw two! Also, don't get too close, I'm afraid it will be contagious!" Duke relentlessly slapped the soil, pushed him away, and continued: "Just help the old lady pass. Malu, how much time can it take? You are an hour late, not to mention Mrs. Aida, even I would not believe it!"
"The grandmother I met today was unexpectedly stubborn! I finally helped her across the road, but when I turned around, she moved back again. No way, I had to help her back again, but she moved back again, so I went back Helping her... just wasted a lot of my time. Of course, the final winner was me. The old lady was moved by my perseverance and sincerity. She was moved and cried when she sat on the ground! Proudly said: "She also asked my name. I don't think this trivial matter is worth mentioning, so I didn't say it. At that time, many villagers on the road stopped me and wanted to invite me to dinner, but I was a ninja. Stop it, I left without waiting for them to speak. Do good things without leaving a name, I'm super handsome!"
"Have you ever thought that the old lady doesn't want to cross the road?" Duke was silent for a long time, and finally he said: "The villagers stopped you because they wanted to invite you to dinner. I think they want to beat you, but unfortunately. Run fast for you."
　　 "Oh!? Huh!?" With the soil silly, the whole person is not good.
　　 "Fortunately, you didn't leave a name, otherwise it would not be as simple as a penalty station today!" Duke patted the dirt on the shoulder. The child suffered a major blow in life and has been petrified.
　　 "Oh my God, how could this happen..." Kneeling down on the ground with the soil, bowed his head, and said in grief and angrily: "I just want to help her!"
"I believe that, changing to someone else will definitely kill you." Duke had no hope of someone's IQ, but as a friend, he reminded him: "Don't go that way to school these days. , Will be blocked by the old lady’s sons... although this is what I expect!"
　　 "What did I do this morning! Are you a prank?" After listening to this, Bring Dirt burst into tears, and cast Duke's eyes for help: "There should be a way to remedy it?"
　　 "No, your brain is no longer saved!" Duke said poisonously: "Because as a single-celled organism, you have no brain at all."
　　 "Asshole, I'm talking about the old lady, not my brain!"
　　 "Don't you deny that you are a paramecium?"
　　"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh If Mr. Aida comes out now, he might be able to rescue him, but it will be too late.
　　 "Wow!" Hades called out, curiously looking at the single cell on the ground.
　　 "Do you have a dog, are you a ninja dog?" Tai Tu tried to divert the topic, and said with a strong smile: "I haven't seen it before. Did you raise it recently?"
"Yes!" Duke looked down at the amoeba living in the mud like a god, looked at the monokaryotes on the ground, and said with pity: "The more people I know, the more I like dogs, so I raised one. only!"
　　 "Puff--" A mouthful of old blood spewed out, Konoha boy Uchiha took the soil and died, at the age of six.
boom! The door of the classroom was pushed open, and Mr. Aida led the students to stand at the door. The students cast doubtful glances at the soft soil on the ground. Is it cool on the ground?
　　 "Ms. Aida..." With the soil stretched out a trembling hand and handed it to Mrs. Aida. At this moment, Aida is kind, kind, and the embodiment of God. My dear, you finally figured it out, quickly take me away from the devil, my heart is about to stop beating.
　　 "Take soil, you are playing treasure at the door again! You hateful kid, when can I save snacks. After class today, I will leave to clean the whole class."
God used the iron fist of love to drive the soil into hell, and said to the devil: "For your first time being late, I won't let you clean up. Don't be late again next time. The soil pulls up, we go to a playground, today there is a practical lesson."
　　 "Okay, Mr. Aida, I will bring the soil to the playground." Du Ke said politely and bowed. Waiting for Mr. Aida to take the little partner to take a step first, then he grabbed the foot with dirt, step by step, and dragged him to the end of the team. Nothing wrong, it is indeed pulled to the playground.
　　 woo woo woo-I have despaired of this world, I will destroy this world in the future. The six-year-old Taketo made a vow to destroy this stupid world one day.
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　　 On the playground, the physically and mentally-stricken band soil stood at the back of the team, next to three hurt friends, Duke, Asma and Kai. Seeing the food on her face, Asma couldn't help but ‘cared’ and said: "Take the dirt, and eat expired instant noodles again?"
　　 Dai Tu ignored him. In the depression, Asma became more happier, jumping up and down like a monkey, constantly expressing her ‘concerns’ towards Dai Tu. Suffering from mental torture just now, and doubting whether his IQ is up to the standard, said that after Duke's torture, my life is fearless. Asma, you little children, don't show shame.
"By the way, as the son of Hokage, I have not eaten instant noodles! I usually eat tuna sushi made by Aunt Shiyoko. What? You don't know Aunt Shiyoko. Maybe I haven't mentioned it before. She is my family. One of the ten babysitters is in charge of taking care of my food. There is also Aunt Makiko who is responsible for making the bed and quilt, Aunt Miyoko who takes me to school, and Aunt Kiko who is responsible for dress etiquette..."
　　 "You haven't eaten instant noodles, I'm really sorry." The overwhelming spirit of supernatural power made the corners of his eyes twitch, Duke denied his IQ, and Asma denied his life.
"Bring the soil, there is no spirit today!" Kai showed gleaming white teeth, and said, "If it is because you want to clean the classroom, then I will accompany you as a proof of friendship. We will surround you after school. Take Konoha upside down and walk ten laps!"
　　 "I can't do this kind of thing!" He refused politely, but was still a little moved. Seeing the truth in adversity, Akai, I did not misunderstand you. Although you usually do not take it lightly or seriously, you are still the most reliable at the critical moment!
　　 "No, take soil!" Kai's eyes lit up with blazing fire: "Men can't say no!"
　　 "..." Bastard, give me back my touch! After being questioned about IQ and life, the kidney with soil was also questioned.
"It's all quiet, and today we will be playing two-by-two battles! The results are entered into the year-end assessment. The first student is the chief student of the grade. Together with the other high-ranking students, upon graduation, priority will be given to the place of the current upper-level teacher." Amidst Fanli's threatening words, the students wailed.
　　 It’s not to blame the students for complaining. For most people, actual combat is even more disliked compared to the three-body technique assessment and written examination questionnaire, because everyone is a novice, and it might be hurt. Although there is a teacher who can't die, it hurts too.
　　 Mr. Aida ignored the objections of his classmates and directly announced the first group match list. He also emphasized that from now on, it is forbidden to organize the cutting tool bag. If found, it will be regarded as a waiver. As for the reason, Mr. Aida also gave an explanation: As a ninja, UU reading www. uukanshu. The com knife kit is life, and people who are irresponsible to life are not worthy of being called ninjas.
　　 Duke touched his midfielder, he was anxious to go out, and didn't bring his cutting tool bag... This is good news, because he doesn't need to secretly organize the cutting tool bag, so he won't be considered abstaining.
　　 If life is irresponsible if you don’t organize your cutting tool bag, then what am I? Very good and powerful, I don’t even want my life, what else do I have to fear!
　　 "The first group, Mike Kay vs. Mizuki!"
　　 With an order, Xiaozheng Tai Mizuki walked onto the exercise field amidst the support of the girls. Opposite him was the high-spirited sportsman Kai.
"Say okay first, and you won’t be allowed to slap in the face later." Mizuki Xiaozheng has not yet grown into a sinister man who will confuse Naruto to steal the seal. As the most popular boy in the class after Kakashi graduates, he is still Very sunny and confident, especially for his handsome face.
　　 "Youth does not fear injury." The classic Kay replied.
　　 "Youth...we haven't reached that time yet!" Mizuki shrugged, he also hopes that youth will come, so that the harem will be right, and the tools of crime are not yet mature, which is embarrassing.
　　 "Kinoha Whirlwind!"
"what--"
　　Mizuki, who was still thinking about it, didn't expect Kai to sneak attack. He was hit in the proud face with a kick in the upper round and then flew out of the field.
The first group was very fast. The handsome Mizuki was knocked out without a move. Duke only heard three beeps off the court, ah, click, bang... I hope Mizuki's face won't be stiff after he is finished. , And not big or small, after all, the youth he is looking forward to in a few years is coming.
　　 "The first group, Kay won."
　　 Teacher Aida announced the results, and the protest of the girls shouting sneak attacks was ignored by him. Sneak attack? What about a ninja can be called a sneak attack?