Chapter 4: I'm so cute, I really am a boy

　　 "What an uncute kid!" Mitarai Zixiao's expression was uncomfortable, it can be confirmed that this is a bear kid.
　　 "Oh! I thought it would be a grandfather!" Duke scratched his head, with a naive expression that you don't want to black me out. In fact, my heart is crazy, black netted tights, is it really good for you to be a big man? The police uncle is abnormal here!
　　 "Why is it grandpa?" Mitarai Zixiao asked in confusion, completely unable to understand the thinking circuit of the bear child.
　　 "Isn't it all said in the story? I was chased and killed, fell off a cliff, and met a very powerful grandpa." Duke continued to output cuteness.
　　 "..." Where did you hear the story! There are no cliffs and no great grandpa here!
　　 "Sorry, sir!" Seeing Mitarai Zixiao's indifferent answer to him, Duke quickly apologized. He still has some questions to ask, so he can't offend the person in front of him. In the previous life, this dress was abnormal, and in the Naruto World, the ninja did not run away.
　　 "Big... Uncle!" Mitarai Zixiao was struck by lightning. Although the kid in front of me was about the same size as his own daughter, the shouting of the uncle was fine, but why did you listen so sad! I'm 30 years old, and I'm in the golden age of a ninja.
　　 "What's wrong, uncle?" Duke was dead.
　　 "It's nothing, uncle uncle!" Mitarai Zixiao waved his hand, not wanting to argue with the bear child.
　　 "Uncle, my name is Duke, I am four years old this year, thank you for saving me." Seeing that the target person lacks interest in himself, Duke hurriedly changed the personality. If the cute type is not good, it will be polite. It’s a mere alien, I have a hundred kinds of people, there is always one suitable for you.
　　 "Duke?" Mitarai Zixiao raised his eyebrows: "Thank you, it's not me who saved you. Also, is Duke your full name?"
　　 "Huh?" Duke said that I have used this name for the rest of my life.
"For example, my name, Mitarai... Zixiao. How about you, is Duke your full name? Is it called Duke Ito, Duke Tojo, etc.?" Mitarai Zixiao said casually, but actually stared at Du closely. Grams.
　　 "My name is Duke, this is the full name, and the last name is Duke!" Who would have surnames like Ito and Tojo? He would be hanged! This uncle named Mitarai Zixiao, don't open his mouth and say such dangerous words, maybe this book will rush! Well, even though this is only Chapter 4, it doesn't hurt to rush it!
　　 "Full name?" Mitarai Zixiao was condescending, trying to see something, but Duke did not lie to him, so he called this name.
"Any questions?"
　　 Duke is puzzled, is there any secret in my life experience, in fact, my name is Duke Uchiha, Duke Senju, or Duke Otsuki?
"Nothing, I'm just checking it! After all, if you want to change your name, you must always ask for your opinion." Mitarai Zixiao has confirmed that the kid in front of him doesn't even know that he has the blood of Shui Wuyue, so the trouble is a lot less . As the head of the Anbu, he believed in his own abilities, and a four-year-old kid couldn't fool him.
　　Well, the four-year-old kid can't fool you, but what about the twenty-six and four-year-old kid? Already the same age as you, and he has a hundred kinds of personality...
　　 "Change your name?" Why do you change your name for no reason, you change my name, are we familiar? Is Du's last name bad? Our surnamed Du is more than five million, and one spit is enough for you to swim. You pervert who wears a netted tights, if you don't tell me what you are today, you are ready to bear the anger of five million people!
　　 "From now on, you are called Mitarai Duke, and I will be your guardian from now on!" Mitarai Zixiao thought for a while, naming it or something, she has no talent at all.
　　 "Oh! It's too sloppy, but the surname Mitarai was added in front, it feels the same as if it hadn't been changed!" Duke said, this is also called a name change, am I still called Duke? And what does guardian mean, literally? That's really a tragedy!
"Unsatisfied? Then call Mitarai dog eggs, or Mitarai cat eggs, Mitarai eggs, duck eggs, goose eggs, you can choose it yourself!" Mitarai Zixiao is very indifferent, isn't it just a name? So important? The child bears so many requests, and if you talk nonsense, I will call you a dog egg.
　　 "Please don't, I am very satisfied with the name Mitarai Duke." Duke burst into tears, how much do you like eggs! My surname is not Li. Obviously, it is a dictatorship to ask for my opinion!
　　 He could see that if he objected, the other party would really change his name to Gougan.
"It's fine if you are satisfied. As your guardians, we can get to know each other initially, and we will have a long time together in the future. You'd better be obedient and obedient. Say it first. To deal with a bear child, I always fatten him twice. Yes!" Mitarai Zixiao was very dissatisfied, the boss dug a hole and the younger brother jumped. Although the hole is not as deep as it started, the hole is a hole, and it is also a hole even if it is shallow. Don't dare to attack the boss, to you kid, I don't just pinch it as I want.
　　 "Haha!" Duke touched his head and smiled. I also hate perverted uncles, especially the netted tight-fitting perverted surname Mitarai.
"Don't giggle! You have slept for two days, and you can really sleep. Although the medical ninja has cured your injury, they can't cure your hungry. It's already dinner. Go wash your face and eat." Mitarai Zi Xiao pointed behind Duke, turned around and closed the door, and left happily.
"Damn rich man, there is a small bedroom with a separate bathroom. There must be other rooms too. There are so many toilets in the house. It really is abnormal." Duke opened the sliding door, muttered, and stood with a small bench to wash his face. Before the pool.
"what!!!"
　　 In the mirror, a pink and lovely little loli looked at Duke happily. Black pupil, shawl and long hair, wearing the same clothes as him, the same OK stretch, Duke laughed, she laughed, Duke turned his head, she also turned his head.
"Girls? No...no...impossible! This book is a male frequency! Calm down, I must calm down at this time, maybe she just dresses up like me. That's it, I'll look for something like the toilet It should be the time machine. Go inside and I will be able to return to Earth." Duke collapsed to the point of being incoherent. It is already difficult to accept the crossing, and then dress as a woman. This is the rhythm of being played to death. Will all those who have been bombarded by Star Destroyer become girls? Ding Ding is gone, what is the meaning of my life...
　　 took off his pants and saw the mysterious elephant, Duke breathed a long sigh of relief, it was still there. Sure enough, so cute, must be a boy, the ancients sincerely did not deceive me!
　　 "But this is too cute, obviously there is something! Is it possible to beautify characters from the second dimension to the third dimension?" For this strange phenomenon, Duke can't accept it, obviously the abnormality just now looks very dirty.
　　 Washed his face severely, rubbed his tender face, Duke comforted himself that he was cute when he was a child and must be disabled when he grew up. Obviously, the dad in this life is a Chinese character, and it is not a dream to become a masculine man. But thinking of his mother’s melon-seeded face, Duke is not calm. This white and tender skin is entirely inherited from the mother's side. Obviously, the mother's genetic genes are stronger, and the future is worrying.
"The perverted uncle is called Mitarai Zixiao? This name has not been heard in Naruto, it should be a dragon." Duke thought about it for a while. The name was not mentioned in the original book. It must be a passerby character. He had not had time to report when he first appeared. The kind that is hung up on the name. Of course, there is also a possibility, that is, the more time he is, the plot hasn't started yet, or he just passed through, Naruto Sasuke is already kneeling.
　　 "Don't think about it if you can't think of it. If you come, you will be safe. At least the guardian is a ninja. This is a good start." Duke wiped the water off his face and bid farewell to the past. In the previous life, his parents had two older brothers to support, one more than one, and one less than the other. The parents in this life should be gone, and he didn't feel much. To be honest, watching the memory is like watching a TV series, and it is intermittent, there is no sense of substitution, bad reviews.
"I can cross by being hit by the Star Destroyer Artillery. As the son of the Chosen, I must have a plug-in. Should I choose to cultivate immortals or demons? What a happy trouble!" Duke jumped off the bench with joy. , Sitting cross-legged on the ground, with five hearts up to the sky, calmly and attentively, entered his spiritual world. It's all written in this way in the novel.
　　 For a time, the three flowers gather at the top, the five auras are in the prime of life, the golden lotus descends from the sky, and the sound of the avenue goes around the beam without any notice. Duke opened his eyes that could see through the void and murmured: "Heaven and earth, I am the only one!"
Ok! The above is all nonsense. The actual situation of UU reading www.uukanshu.com is that Duke has changed more than a dozen positions while lying, lying on his stomach, and crouching, and he has not found the door to the spiritual world anywhere. He didn't realize that the fairy tales were all deceptive until Zama stepped out a bad ass.
"There is no plug-in for crossing, which is different from what I said! Where is the coach, I want to delete the account and re-training! There is no system, no grandfather, no portable space, not a plane businessman, not even the spirit behind, such me and What's the difference between salted fish! Ah, it smells so bad, I'm going to faint!" Duke fell on the tatami, bending forward in frustration.
"Haggling kid, it's time to eat, it takes so long to wash your face... Wow, it smells so bad, what did you do in it!" Mitarai Zixiao opened the door, pinched his nose, raised his face and lay down. The salted fish on the ground quickly walked out the door.
　　 Outside the house, a faint fragrance of grass came oncoming. Straight wooden corridors, bamboo and stone decorations in the courtyard, gravel-paved paths, unknown flowers and plants, shallow ponds, and a few koi carps show that the owner here is very good at enjoying life.
　　 Can't see this guy's rough appearance and wild net tights, there is a literary heart... it really is a pervert!
　　 was lifted and slipped behind the collar, Duke did not resist, and looked around curiously. To his surprise, the home was very quiet, with no pillars for the sword in his hand, and no big holes left by practicing ninjutsu. Quietly in peace, Duke, who was relaxed, was placed roughly on the chair before he recovered. Before he complained, the aroma of food drifted into his nose, and his stomach rang in harmony.
　　 "Purple Xiao, you should be gentle." Mitarai Natsuki patted her husband dissatisfiedly, and smiled kindly at Duke. "Especially such a cute boy, I was really surprised at first!"
　　 Uh...let’s not mention the cute thing.