Chapter 413: The reason why men have 2 heads

"It turned out to be the world after the ascension, you said it soon!" Dukes blamed.
"Didn't I keep talking about after the ascension, after the ascension?" Duke, who is in the martial arts integration world, said silently, his feelings are still his.
"Who made you not make it clear."
"I didn't say it clearly, I'm really embarrassed." Duke of the martial arts integration world said, his face changed suddenly: "It's not the time to talk about this. I am very dangerous now. I may belch at any time. What should I do? ?"
"I can't help, the force value after the ascension is so high, anyone has to lie down!"
"Nor say the same, be a low-key person, wait for the protagonist to get up and turn over."
"Which waited for a long time, thousands of years or tens of thousands of years? With this time, we have all risen with our thighs!" The Duke discussed it with my arrogant heart, and finally agreed that martial arts have integrated the world. Duke, there is no other way out except to hold the thigh.
"But... keep holding your thighs, I'm sorry!" Duke in the martial arts world was a little tangled.
"What's so embarrassing to hug your thigh anyway!"
"That is, I rely on myself to become stronger, and I don't rely on others." The Dukes madly instilled salted fish thoughts.
"It seems to make sense to say that, I am strong on my own...the ghosts say that!" Duke, who is in the world of martial arts integration, hates iron and steel, pointing to the rows of salted fish and yelling: "You guys. A group of salty fish who are not enterprising, I and others who practice martial arts should attach importance to martial arts, uphold the spirit of self-improvement, and climb the peak without fear of difficulties and dangers. Look at it, I have to climb to the top on my own!"
"What's the difference? To put it bluntly, you still rely on yourself, isn't it the same.
"A is hypocritical!"
"Idiot, don't say that, it's good to be self-improving! I seem to see a rising golden thigh. I have an appointment at the base of the leg. Don't grab it with me."
"Stop it, he has a pendant at the base of his leg." The Dukes tweeted, without any shame of being a salted fish.
Duke, who is in the martial arts fusion world, put his hand in a single hand, looking up at a 45-degree angle, squinting and disdainful: "MD, a group of gangsters waiting to die, only knows that the chasing scum is one with you, really Put me to shame."
"Hey, who's that, don't dent the shape. Some updates have been made here. Today is Duke VS Steel Iron Witch. You can't see it." A greeting came from the crowd.
"Oh, here comes it." Duke, who was in the martial arts integration world, leaned forward obediently.

Naruto World!
Water country, misty village, Zhaomei family land.
Since Terumi Mei became a water shadow in the Five Dynasties, Terumi’s family land has expanded a lot, and even in front of Terumi Mei’s courtyard, a small artificial lake has been excavated. A wooden bridge leads to the middle of the lake and there is a pavilion in the middle of the lake. Extraordinarily elegant.
The area of ​​the small lake is small, and goldfish can be raised at most, but this is not a good sign, which shows that the Five Dynasties Water Shadow has begun to decay.
The night is slightly cool, the breeze is blowing, the lake is sparkling, and the swaying moonlight shows the light in the houses on the shore. Inside the room, Duke and Terumi sat looking at each other, gradually fainting the pink mist.
Terumi Ming's eyes rippled open, her red lips were slightly pursed, and the water shadow uniform was placed in an S shape, with black silk and long legs.
There is no such nonsense as'I will hug me or not, I will kiss me if I don't touch, I will rub...' and so on. Duke is a man who is proficient in thousands of postures and masters hundreds of breaking skills. Terumi Ming did not come out.
Spring is here, and it's mating season again!
The two knew each other's depth and length, and when they didn't agree, they immediately fired. Terumi Mei lifted the small cloth and pressed down, Duke's little belly chicken was long and headed up.
Sword shoe and sheath! Two snorts!
The following plot is not described in detail because book friends don't like to watch it.
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When the matter was over, Terumi Ming got up to cleanse, Duke entered the sage mode, thinking divergent, and began to think about why people live? what is the meaning of life? Is the origin and end of the universe really a cycle...
This is a transcendent realm that can only be understood and cannot be explained, and the whole body enters the level of desirelessness, so that one's spiritual consciousness can be sublimated.
When you are in this state, you will make absolutely calm and objective judgments about things, which is comparable to the great indisputability, the world is inaction! Xuanzhi is also mysterious and indescribable. It is the supreme realm of Taoist pursuit of the unity of nature and man.
Relaxed physically and mentally, without desire or demand, the mind has reached the state of no self and no other. The mentality is peaceful, fair and fair, and everything is treated equally, just like a saint, and everything is a dog.
Yes, Duke at this time is Hongjun!
What, you ask which is better than the sage mode and the fairy mode?
Don't be funny, the in fairy mode has already withdrawn from the group by himself!
After Terumiming was cleaned, she found a comfortable position and lay down in Duke's arms. After squirting at her acupuncture point, the young lady Yu Yun was still very satisfied, so she said with affection: "If one day, there is a gentle and considerate person, A woman who is considerate and loves you, would you still love me so much?"
"There is someone more understanding than you?"
"So?"
"Of course I love you!"
Terumi Mei was delighted in her heart, arched in Duke's arms, her eyes flowed and said: "Why, am I so good?"
Duke was traveling nine days away, speaking without thinking, and directly said: "Of course, because you have a big chest."
Terumi Ming: "..."
With a bang, Duke was kicked under the bed.
Knowing that something was wrong, Duke immediately climbed onto the bed, put his arms around Terumi Mei and began to put his hands on him. Fancy words are useless at this time. There is nothing that can't solve the grievances between men and women with a single shot. If there are... then more shots.
So the war reignited, Duke scored twice, hat-trick, and big four!
The plot is skipped here, because the content may cause discomfort to the bookmates, causing foaming and weakness in the mouth, so I will not elaborate on it.
There is a saying that if you love someone, you can fill her up. If you fill up and overflow, it is definitely true love. Congratulations, gentlemen who can do this level, no woman can refuse your love.
Sure enough, Duke first explained the truth in a simple way, and then made a deep-rooted conclusion. Terumi Ming was taken into sleep clothes with joy.
The previous gaffes were also forgotten and completely forgotten.
It's not that Terumi Ming is addicted to 28 and reluctant to extricate herself, but she knows very well that Duke doesn't like women who care about things. A wise woman will show her most perfect side to a man, and when she should give face, she must satisfy the vanity of a man.
Of course, there is the most important point. If you want to grab a man's heart, you have to grab his kidney first. In short, it's sex!
Terumi Mei is a smart woman who knows her husband's samādhi well. On the surface, Duke is coaxing her, but she is actually leading Duke. Seeing her look radiant and full of energy, we know that she has been applauding Duke recently.
After some clouds and rain, the two people sounded the gong to retreat and hugged each other for a while.
Terumi Ming lay in Duke’s arms and lazily said: "Recently, the family has started to give me a blind date again. It is useless for me to shirk. I think what they said makes sense. Although I am Shui Ying, there will be a woman one day. It’s not good if you want to be a husband and a son.
Duke snorted when he heard that. Ever since Terumi was of age to be married, he began to mumble about preparing to get married. At the beginning, he just made a vague mention. Now it is almost the rhythm of forced marriage.
Duke secretly humbled himself. People who have not received the nine-year compulsory education are superficial. They can't wait to go to the grave at a young age. Isn't it good for everyone to have fun?
Seeing Duke pretending not to hear it, Terumi could not help but feel angry, and the old lady took all the money for you, and she also posed in this and other posture. As a result, every time you mentioned getting married, you would be worms. Do you want to eat it and wipe it out? Playing hooligan?
"My question, when will you get married?"
"It's not that I don't want to, it's really inappropriate at the moment!" Duke looked worried: "Although there is no war in the Ninja world, the five great nations are also harmonious, but this is all appearance. In secret, the great powers are fighting each other, causing the people's livelihood to suffer. Ninjas are also suffering. There are more powerful enemies hiding in the dark, deliberately waiting for the opportunity to start a war and subvert the peace of the Ninja world. This is a critical moment of survival, how can I just because of the small family home, this matter will not be mentioned again. "
Du Ke's words ~EbookFREE.me~ are so worrisome and worrisome, if he wears clothes, it will probably be more convincing.
Terumi Ming sneered, stretched out his hand to hold Duke's key, and slapped twice: "Huh, what you said is better than what you did! Last time you told me about the Five Principles of Peaceful Development, the result was all evasive. , Don’t want to get through again this time."
When the key was captured, Duke took a cold breath, but he hadn't even thought about marriage. He turned his eyes and pressed Terumi Ming under him again, intending to divert her attention.
Terumi said that he didn't follow her mouth, and went down into a stream. Duke was very skilled at correcting her shortcomings with his own strengths. When the woman opened her mouth, he wanted to say, and immediately bowed his head and leaned up.
"Woo-嘤-嘤-嘤 -"
The reason why men have two heads is to cope with this situation, so as to block the two mouths of women.
Well, praise the Creator!
(End of this chapter)