Chapter 629: Wushu Movie World Duke

Seeing Mengxin appearing, the two ruthless guys stopped talking and walked straight over.
"That empire's strongest female general, what do you plan to do, she is not a good thing!"
"A good knife, the thought of eating the weak and the strong is deeply ingrained, and she will die for whomever gives her a war. I use it very smoothly."
"Be careful of being bitten by the knife."
"It's okay, I'm not afraid of cold!"
The two said as they walked, they came to Mengxin and just ended the conversation.
The first Mengxin was a burly, sturdy, blue monk robe that looked so different. I don't know if it is a real monk or a fake monk.
The second Mengxin was dressed in a white lab coat, Sven Wynn wore gold glasses, and many professionals wore white lab coats, but the two Duke knew at first sight that he was engaged in medical work. There was no way. The doctor who worked before crossing. The temperament is too familiar.
The last cute new shirt + trousers, the face is covered with the sacred solemnity of teaching and educating people, handsome is very handsome, but a yellow hair affects the temperament.
More and more worlds have been experienced. The Duke’s life experience has accumulated and accumulated, and the eyesight of seeing people is very precise. The three new identities have looked at them seven or eight, but what kind of world they have penetrated, you must first Fuse memories.
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The first Mengxin crossed the parallel world of the earth, and the age moved forward a little bit, not yet the millennium, and he was very sad to become a monk. The good news is that he belongs to the practice of generation of hair. The original father and the abbot knew each other and agreed to take him away from the monastery when he learned a martial art. The bad news is that the day Duke crossed over, the original father... was dead!
Duke: "..."
What made Duke complain the most was that the temple he was in was called Shaolin Temple. This was nothing at all, but what the is Shaolin Temple in East X City, Guangzhou?
That's right, it's the famous city that used tourism to promote urban economic construction and humanistic development, and was censored because of the fire in the show "Where is Dad?"
There is a problem in this world!
Because Chuan did not accept the memory, Duke cautiously pretended to be a okay person and began to slowly touch the world. Soon, he found countless slots, normal daily life in the original body, but extremely nonsensical from the perspective of his traverser.
First of all, the abbot of Shaolin Temple is called Meng Yiyi, and the eighteen bronze men with the highest martial arts in the temple have all kinds of food, drink, prostitution, gambling, and smoking. He is nothing like a serious monk.
Secondly, the pork guy Aqi at the vegetable market next door was often set up by people because he often ordered the Wan-style set meal without paying. The last time Duke helped the abbot to buy pork, he saw that Aqi followed a neurotic and left without looking back. His back was tall and solemn, and it was hard to imagine a man with such a back that would actually be a prostitute with five overlords.
Finally, Chinese football dominated the world, swept the world's powers, and won the World Cup! Starting from the group stage, the game was 100:0. You can score points only when you play basketball. There are six main players in the national team, who were former disciples of Shaolin Temple.
Duke: "..."
Duke came in late and failed to see the stalwarts of the six seniors, but fortunately, the seniors did not forget their roots. They made money to buy a lot of household appliances in the monastery, and also pulled the signal to receive the one-person channel. Kind. According to the gossip, the DVD player that the brothers honored the abbot was filled with private goods.
Ever since, Duke was very fortunate to see the world-renowned "God of Gamblers" Gao Jin on TV!
On this day, Duke was making daily complaints, and Ah Xing from the village next door went to Hong Kong to join his third uncle. After turning around, he saw his master sterilization master lead Ah Xing over.
"Zhixi, this is the new disciple Zhichuang who was recruited for the teacher, and he is also your junior. As a teacher, I have to go to Boss Wang’s house these few days to treat his wife for infertility and infertility. He got acquainted with the situation in the monastery.
After the sterilization master finished speaking, he hurriedly left. Boss Wang donated a lot of money to the monastery. The abbot said that Wang Dashan can't have no queen, so he must be pregnant by his wife anyway. on.
"A Xing, didn't you go to Hong Kong, why are you back again?"
"Brother, you have admitted the wrong person, I am not a star. Introduce myself, my name is Stephen Zhou, I have come to learn cooking from Hong Kong!"
Duke: "..."
Well, in a nonsensical world, don't worry too much about the details.
"Brother, tell me honestly, are we here at the Chinese Cooking Academy?"
"Brother, there is no New Oriental, only the Shaolin Temple kitchen."
"Damn the bald donkey abbot, dare to lie to me..." Stephen Zhou held his with a look of grief and indignation.
Two days later, Stephen Zhou repeatedly failed to escape. Instead, he was beaten by the Eighteen Bronze men so he didn't even know his mother. He finally woke up and wanted to escape from the Shaolin Temple.
Duke was feeling painful, so he took him to the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion.
"Junior Brother, our Shaolin Temple is the world's top martial arts school. We are leaders in the world, such as fists, weapons, and light skills. Which one do you want to learn?"
"I will learn what the Eighteen Bronze people learn!" Stephen Zhou was probably cast a shadow.
"Okay, ambitious, I like you, Junior Brother, who is not afraid of death." Duke praised with a thumbs up, pointing to the secret book on the rows of bookshelves in the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion: "The martial arts of the eighteen bronzes are here. , You pick one!"
Stephen Zhou was overjoyed when he heard the words, picked up the cheats and selected them, and soon his face became greener. The inner strength methods on the bookshelf are [Pure Yang Tongzi Gong], [Golden Body Tongzi Gong], [Tiangang Tongzi Gong], [Bahuang Liuhe Only I Exalting Tongzi Gong]...
"Brother, is Mao Zedong Gong?"
"What this said, why don't we practice boy skills in Shaolin Temple?"
"Makes sense!" Stephen's face turned greener.
"Okay, Junior Brother, it's not a problem for you to read such a mess. I recommend a few for your brother." Duke said, picking out a secret book and handing it over.
[Thirteen Taibao practiced boy skills horizontally]
Stephen Zhou's eyes are almost falling out, "Brother, don't blame me, I've seen Wei Xiaobao, it's obviously the 13th Taibao who practiced the golden bell!"
"That would also work like a boy," Duke explained.
"Uh...is there anything else?"
"How about this [Wudang Jiuyang Boy Skill]?" Duke handed over another cheat book.
"Wait, aren't we Shaolin faction? Why do we have Wudang faction cheats?"
"Amitabha, Junior Brother, you must know that the world martial arts come from Shaolin!" Duke called the Buddha name, Baoxiang solemn.
"I rub, is it so shameless?" Steven Zhou whispered.
"Junior Brother, be careful. This is me. I'm replaced by the abbot. Tonight you are going to his Kang to have a long conversation."
"Thank you, brother, for reminding me. I still have ten dollars. I will invite you to eat roast chicken tonight." Stephen Zhou shuddered while thinking about Master Meng Yiyi's wretched face.
"Junior Brother really has a root of wisdom."
Duke took Steven Zhou to choose more than a dozen cheats. Without exception, they were all boy skills. In the end, Stephen Zhou couldn't stand it anymore, and interrupted and said, "Brother, is there really nothing else but boy skills? For example, the [Yi Jin Jing], [Washing Marrow Sutra], [Shen Foot Sutra] and so on, I can also make do with the younger brother."
With that said, Stephen Zhou gritted his teeth, reluctantly took out a half pack of China from his arms and stuffed it into Duke's hands~EbookFREE.me~ Junior Brother, what are you doing, I'm so embarrassed! "Duke took Zhonghua into his arms without a trace, and said with a look of embarrassment: "Junior brother, tell me honestly, is there something unspeakable, why refuse to practice boy skills?" You have to know, according to historical records, when Xiao Feng, the great king of the Southern Academy of the Great Liao Kingdom, studied art in Shaolin, he learned boy skills. My brother didn't tell you, it was Xiao Feng from the Khitan. I saw a TV series about him on TV two days ago. "
Stephen's face collapsed on Monday, and he wanted to tell Duke that it was not even a wild history. He opened his mouth and didn't say anything. In the end, he had to give the truth: "Brother, let's not hide it. I have been fighting for a long time. What a boy. Give me boy skills, and I can't do it!"
Duke's expression remained unchanged, and he looked at Stephen Zhou with contempt: "Junior, who told you that you must be a boy to practice boy skills?"
Stephen Zhou was shocked: "Isn't it? But the book says that!"
"Joke, the book lied to you. If you don't believe me, you can ask the Eighteen Bronze people. Before they entered the temple, all of them were good at smoking, drinking and burning their hair.
Steven Zhou: "..."
"Okay, brother, don't worry, you can use this [Beiming Boy Gong] to practice. It is simple and easy to use. Many novices start with it, attract heroes from all over the world, and finally dominate the universe."
Steven Zhou: "..."
"Oh, that's right. There is also this [Powerful Vajra Legs]. See you and this cheat book for my brother, it must be very suitable for your cultivation, let's take it together!"
(End of this chapter)
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