Chapter 494: Liver pain

The breeze came, and the brothers were still chatting in the yard.
Niu Er told a story to Zhang Xiaobai.
In the bar, a brawny man was going to the bathroom, afraid that others would drink his wine, so he wrote a line on the paper and pressed it with a wine glass, and then he went to the bathroom without worry.
The paper says "I am a boxer, whoever drank my wine I would kill someone."
After returning, the glass was still drinking but it was gone, and a line of words was added on the paper.
"I am a sprinter, you can chase me if you have the ability!"
This story confirms that the one who can fight is not as good as the one who can run.
After laughing, Zhang Xiaobai also told a little joke.
It was still in the bar. That was the boxer. After the last lesson he learned to be clever, and wrote a line when he went to the bathroom.
"I'm a boxer, I spit on drinking."
Who dares to drink this?
After returning, the boxer smiled, and the glass was still there, so he drank it all at once.
Then suddenly I saw an extra line on the note.
"I am not a boxer, I also spit in the wine."
Niu Er laughed almost out of breath after hearing this!
After laughing, Zhang Xiaobai lit a cigarette for the two of them.
"Second brother, make an appointment with Liu Bao tomorrow!"
Niu Er frowned, and said puzzledly: "Which grandson is it for?"
Zhang Xiaobai turned his head and smiled mysteriously at Niu Er.
Niu Er thought for a while and smiled: "Are you bad?"
He understood with one look, Zhang Xiaobai raised his thumb and smiled: "Second brother, you can obviously eat with your brain, why do you rely on your skills?"
After getting along for so long and after so many things, Zhang Xiaobai knows Niu Er very well. He is really knowledgeable and experienced, and he is very accurate in seeing people and things. Sometimes he has to ask his opinions.
Niu Er said: "Tired, how tired it is to use your brain! Few people in this world can stand a life like yours."
After seeing him too much, Niu Er has only one word for Zhang Xiaobai-service, he seems to only do the same thing every day.
Keep running forward.
Can you not be tired?
Zhang Xiaobai slowly smoked a cigarette and said, "I am A-Gump!"
Niu Er frowned and cursed: "Go! Just say that I don't understand, you are educated?"
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In the afternoon of the next day, as usual, Li Bao should be in the Internet cafe.
Zhang Xiaobai came to Lai County and dialed Li Bao's number.
"Who?" Li Bao said unceremoniously.
"Hello, hello, I am Zhang Xiaobai!" Zhang Xiaobai said politely.
"Wrong number!" Li Bao hung up directly.
Zhang Xiaobai thought it was right, it was indeed the voice of the grandson.
After a while, I dialed the phone again, and it rang for a while before connecting.
"I told you that I made a mistake, I don't know you!" Li Bao roared.
"We have eaten with Zhang Ran and Wang Duan." Zhang Xiaobai said.
Li Bao was silent for a moment, then immediately changed his tone and said with a smile: "It's you, I really forgot. Why did you call me so long?"
Zhang Xiaobai said, "Sorry, I went out recently. Do you have time tonight? Please have a meal!"
"If you have time, see you in the Zuixianlou at six o'clock in the evening!"
Without waiting for Zhang Xiaobai to reply, Li Bao hung up the phone again, then stared at the screen, pressing the keyboard with one hand and the mouse with one hand, exploding the other's head with one shot.
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Zuixianlou is the best hotel in Lai County, and Li Bao is not welcome, so he goes there directly.
At six o'clock, in the private room of Zuixianlou, the two sat together again.
The wine is Moutai, the cigarette is soft, and the specifications are high.
Li Bao glanced, showing a satisfied expression.
Still the same as last time, sitting without a seat, Li Bao tilted Erlang's legs and dangling his cigarette, acting like a social person.
"Did Zhang Ran handle that for you?"
From the meeting, Zhang Xiaobai showed a respectful look, shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Nothing!"
Li Bao squinted at Zhang Xiaobai and snorted coldly, "I knew I didn't do it for you, so I found me!"
Zhang Xiaobai said, "I make you bother!"
Li Bao flicked the ashes and said, "Give me a treat. There is a door to this matter!"
Zhang Xiaobai hurriedly poured wine, and the two started drinking.
Regardless of Li Bao's young age, his alcohol volume is not small, and his drinks are very bold.
Two bottles of wine, the two of them drank unexpectedly.
Zhang Xiaobai asked tentatively: "Do you want another bottle?"
Li Bao burped, wiped his mouth and said, "No, go to KTV to play."
Zhang Xiaobai smiled and said, "It has been arranged long ago!"
Li Bao patted Zhang Xiaobai on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Yes, good enough!"
When he came out this time, Zhang Xiaobai borrowed the dominance of the mine. Some people were really snobs, watching the car and talking.
I wanted Li Bao to get in his car, but the little bald head pulled Zhang Xiaobai directly into the car, stepped on the accelerator and left.
Niu Er chased after him, scolding his mother for fear of any accident.
Fortunately, nothing happened along the way.
Zhang Xiaobai worked as a waiter in a wealthy nightclub. He knew a lot about this occasion. After entering the private room, he would sing with the waiter.
After a while, a row of gorgeous girls stood in front of them.
Li Bao tilted Erlang's legs, scratched his bald head, and nodded three girls.
Zhang Xiaobai was helpless and bit his head and nodded.
There was a large table full of fruit plate snacks, beer and wine.
Start drinking, start eating, start singing.
The four people over there were very happy~EbookFREE.me~ But Zhang Xiaobai kept a certain distance from the girl. No matter how she took the initiative, Zhang Xiaobai didn't respond. She stuck there like a wooden person, and didn't even drink alcohol.
Li Bao didn't care about him, he patronized himself to play, shook his dice and drank beer, screaming and screaming and greeted with cheers.
Zhang Xiaobai scolded his ancestors for eighteen generations in his heart.
Li Bao suddenly came over with a wine glass and said with a smile: "Who is that, I toast you!"
Zhang Xiaobai hurriedly poured the wine, and toasted with both hands: "You are polite, you are polite, I respect you!"
After a glass of wine, Li Bao patted his chest and said, "Just put it in your stomach. Li Bao will not eat and drink for nothing, I will definitely do it for you!"
Zhang Xiaobai poured the wine again, "Thank you!"
Li Bao smiled at the quiet girl Nunu, then returned to his original seat and played wantonly with the three girls.
Zhang Xiaobai took out the cigarette and was about to light it, when the girl beside him suddenly stretched out the lighter.
Zhang Xiaobai did not refuse, and said thank you after lighting up the cigarette.
The girl was very surprised. On this occasion, very few people said thank you.
Flicking the soot, Zhang Xiaobai asked: "How did you do this business?"
The girl was stunned, and said, "Poor!"
Zhang Xiaobai snorted, and then took out a cigarette from the cigarette case, but the girl waved her hand, "Thank you, I don't know how to smoke."
Zhang Xiaobai smiled. On this occasion, not many of them can say thank you, and very few of them don't smoke.
"Then you drink the bar, I don't need you to accompany me!"
The girl did not drink, and she withdrew her body again, and she was in a daze.
After playing for two hours, I gave four girls two hundred tips for each, and paid the money for the wine and wallet. This time it cost more than two thousand yuan. Zhang Xiaobai was so angry that he had liver pain.
Stepping out of KTV, Li Bao said: "Let's go, the next show!"